00:01.27
Nandi K
Welcome back to Right Quick.

00:03.64
Vance 😈
A bi-size pop culture conversation with your favorite queer unfriendly black hotties.

00:09.45
Nandi K
We're unfriendly today because we're entering a season of hoochie repression. Oh, I'm Nandi K.

00:17.43
Vance 😈
And I'm bad to go. um Is this because the fall is coming? in

00:21.97
Nandi K
It's because of fascism rising. What are you talking about?

00:24.76
Vance 😈
Oh, okay. Okay.

00:26.68
Nandi K
no

00:27.29
Vance 😈
No, when I read it, when I read it, I was just like,

00:28.63
Nandi K
No, I'm talking about patriarchy. I'm talking about trad wives.

00:32.86
Vance 😈
oh,

00:33.51
Nandi K
I'm talking about peasant milkmaid dresses coming back.

00:34.42
Vance 😈
You're talking about Gilead.

00:38.33
Nandi K
Yeah.

00:39.06
Vance 😈
Yeah, I got you. a Handmaiden's Tale.

00:40.87
Nandi K
Blessed be the fruit and shit.

00:42.52
Vance 😈
Yes, ah of whoever. a white man.

00:45.88
Nandi K
Yeah, it's sad.

00:46.73
Vance 😈
Of Bob.

00:47.04
Nandi K
I'm like, I just feel like the Hoochies have only had a very short era recently. I'm always engaged in Hoochie culture, but

00:56.28
Vance 😈
Right. up I was going to say, i think my people, my close friends are such whores, sluts.

01:03.03
Nandi K
okay

01:04.25
Vance 😈
and pro-slut that i do I do get a little disillusioned.

01:04.57
Nandi K
Yeah.

01:08.13
Vance 😈
Because even even at one of my jobs that I have, ah my coworkers be talking, and it be sounding like Gilead for sure. like

01:16.86
Nandi K
Yeah.

01:17.50
Vance 😈
Like we have face-to-face sex with our eyes open. and you know and And I'll be like, oh, I'm not even going to say.

01:23.54
Nandi K
And then he nuts and then i throw up then he throws up And then we brush our teeth and snuggle.

01:32.71
Vance 😈
Uh-uh, comes with sexuality. Uh-uh, drink some milk and go to sleep. Yeah, this is like, uh-uh.

01:40.08
Nandi K
Bye, not drink milk. ah

01:42.90
Vance 😈
I said, no, no.

01:44.94
Nandi K
Yuck.

01:45.62
Vance 😈
ah Yeah, i can't literally can't even talk about what and what what I think about at work. Like, I'm going to jail if I say what I want or what I, you know.

01:52.70
Nandi K
Child.

01:54.46
Vance 😈
Even, like, the conversations around, like, it don't even be cheating, per se. It'll just be like, a my wife said another man's name. I'm going to ooze it. It was just like, oh. Oh.

02:04.72
Nandi K
oh yeah i mean you know yeah this is what i'm saying we're in a hoochie repression like niggas want to repress they want to wipe the hoochies but then they want to repress the hoochies and i'm not for that

02:22.36
Vance 😈
I mean, yeah, back to what we're discussing, just like patriarchy. like It's the everybody want to hoe, but they don't want to hoe. But they do want to hoe. They do. like

02:32.06
Nandi K
They want a virgin who fucks like a hoe, which is...

02:34.87
Vance 😈
Right, aversion that could take, that could suck, and upside down on the ceiling.

02:40.95
Nandi K
oh my God.

02:40.95
Vance 😈
And it's like, you don't. You want a sex demon.

02:43.16
Nandi K
Who can spin around and keep the dick still inside?

02:46.39
Vance 😈
Right.

02:46.90
Nandi K
But with zero bodies, zero bodies though.

02:47.24
Vance 😈
Uh-uh. Zero, negative two bodies, but but also a sex demon.

02:52.09
Nandi K
Zero bodies.

02:54.58
Vance 😈
And it's just like, okay, ah she's also a succubus. And it's just like, that ain't, that's that's not realistic anymore.

03:01.48
Nandi K
I'm sorry, those can't go together. Well, today, y'all, we are talking about hoochies. And I wanted to talk about this for a few reasons.

03:12.92
Nandi K
One, I follow this really cool creator on the social medias called the Hoochie Historian. and she is always chronicling hoochies throughout the ages.

03:25.34
Nandi K
And she's her work over the past few years has made me realize how important hoochies are to Black culture because they're kind of the first time that I think as Black people, we see a woman who has bodily autonomy and does kind of what the fuck she wants, no matter what people might say.

03:35.22
Vance 😈
Mm.

03:52.98
Nandi K
And I'm like, Hoochie should be celebrated.

03:57.59
Vance 😈
Always. ah Sorry, I just, as you were speaking, I just thought of the most prominent Hoochie that I know and love. a

04:05.87
Nandi K
Oh, oh yeah.

04:06.55
Vance 😈
You saw it?

04:08.00
Nandi K
Okay. I'm very excited. Very excited. But yeah, obviously, but let's define Hoochie.

04:10.71
Vance 😈
Literally my favorite Hoochie.

04:20.47
Nandi K
So when is like the first time you heard the word hoochie or you heard somebody referred to as a hoochie?

04:29.66
Vance 😈
So black Fresno, I don't know. Kind of Southernish, right? Southern coded, if you will, my people.

04:36.12
Nandi K
Sure, country coded for sure.

04:36.50
Vance 😈
um Country coded. Yeah. So I would say I've never not heard the word hoochie. That makes sense. As long as I can remember, my mom and them were saying hoochie.

04:44.54
Aaron Rand Freeman
Thank

04:48.47
Vance 😈
I remember my sister had on some day. I remember my sister used to have Daisy Dukes. She was like a little, little girl. She used to have Daisy Dukes.

04:54.62
Nandi K
yeah hear

04:55.70
Vance 😈
And I mean, they let her wear them. So clearly they, you know, they weren't doing too much there.

04:58.90
Nandi K
Yeah.

04:59.46
Vance 😈
But the idea of a hoochie never was not a concept. Like, hoochie mama, she a hoochie.

05:05.24
Nandi K
Yeah, humpback, humpback, hoochimama!

05:05.49
Vance 😈
And it was just like casual, right?

05:07.80
Nandi K
Yeah.

05:07.90
Vance 😈
Casual language.

05:08.12
Nandi K
Yeah.

05:09.34
Vance 😈
um I do feel like it had a little bit of a negative connotation for sure. But I also feel like it was kind of how we say bitch and hoe.

05:20.44
Nandi K
yeah.

05:20.78
Vance 😈
intercommunally though, right? Where it's like, because I know some people will argue you down like that's patriarchal and I'm like, okay, but we always use it like family.

05:22.71
Nandi K
sure yeah

05:29.85
Nandi K
yeah

05:31.20
Vance 😈
Like I said, your nickname is bit like, bitch, I don't even know what your first name is.

05:35.19
Nandi K
to me also bitch is like an exclamation it's not a it also is tonal since also ebonics is a tonal language it can change the meaning of that can also change so there's that

05:35.26
Vance 😈
Like your name is

05:47.10
Vance 😈
It is

05:50.01
Vance 😈
Right. Right. if If you show me a text and it says something crazy and I scream bitch, am I calling you a bitch?

05:59.45
Nandi K
Yes.

06:01.48
Vance 😈
Am I calling anybody a bitch?

06:03.10
Nandi K
No, you're just saying, bitch, oh my God.

06:03.12
Vance 😈
This is... Right. It is a reaction.

06:08.17
Nandi K
an interjection, if you will. Is that what they call them?

06:10.97
Vance 😈
Right.

06:11.86
Nandi K
Interjection? Hey, bitch, wow.

06:14.55
Vance 😈
Right. But yes, yes. So ah that with that being said, yeah, so that's my that's my back like i guess background with it. But like it don't feel like there was ever a moment where I was just like, I heard Gucci.

06:26.14
Nandi K
I agree.

06:28.25
Vance 😈
Yeah, how about you?

06:29.30
Nandi K
Yeah, I definitely first just think about like music because in the 90s, like you said, like your sister, i was also wearing Daisy Dukes.

06:34.16
Vance 😈
Mm-hmm.

06:42.68
Nandi K
We were all popping. We were all doing the Tootsie Roll.

06:45.96
Vance 😈
Touchy Raw, yes.

06:47.00
Nandi K
oh

06:46.99
Vance 😈
Uncle Luke. Uncle Luke.

06:48.50
Nandi K
Yeah, Uncle Luke was really turning shit out.

06:50.47
Vance 😈
Hoochie. Hoochie representation.

06:51.58
Nandi K
And I'm from Florida. And I'm from Florida. So we, Uncle Luke went crazy here.

06:57.72
Vance 😈
Yes.

06:58.88
Nandi K
um Yeah, and so that kind of music kind of raised me in a lot of ways. It didn't raise me fully because I wasn't really allowed to listen to like stuff like that.

07:08.08
Vance 😈
Gospel.

07:11.46
Vance 😈
Secular music.

07:11.68
Nandi K
But I do feel like there was like a, during that time, You couldn't like stop it. It was on the radio. It was kind of like everywhere. the like, yeah.

07:20.92
Vance 😈
It was permanent. Yeah, it was like a picture of the culture. Yes, agreed.

07:24.50
Nandi K
Yeah, exactly. It was in like every movie.

07:25.50
Vance 😈
Oh, right, right.

07:26.74
Nandi K
It was in the house party movies, all that. So like you couldn't escape it.

07:30.20
Vance 😈
Rap.

07:31.58
Nandi K
Yeah.

07:31.92
Vance 😈
Like, listen, what what what happened like after, i don't i know TLC wasn't, they weren't on that hoochie shit, but like,

07:38.33
Nandi K
No, they weren't hoochies. They didn't want to be hoochies.

07:39.67
Vance 😈
But like as soon, like 95 and up, like I think once it's like that feminist rap, they were like, no no, no, no, no.

07:40.65
Nandi K
That was their whole thing.

07:47.09
Vance 😈
And then they went over there and I said, oh.

07:48.86
Nandi K
yeah

07:49.88
Vance 😈
And then it was like Trina and them. And then it was just like, oh, and then it was like prevalent in rap. It was like, yeah.

07:55.58
Nandi K
florida is always leading the charge baby because we don't wear clothes here because it's hot yeah yeah oh man that was another level i think that's when they was like nah y'all letting this shit go too far

07:58.52
Vance 😈
Listen, so because it's hot, it's sticky. um It's a little, it was a little late, but the tip drove me That...

08:12.25
Vance 😈
What a... Enough. Enough. Too much.

08:16.79
Nandi K
Yeah, I do think that's when they were like, because like that was on BET Uncut.

08:21.88
Vance 😈
ah what I used to stay up till 3 a.m. to watch that video. lo Lord, no business.

08:26.01
Nandi K
You were so bad. Oh my God. Mind you, you're gay, but

08:31.38
Vance 😈
I love that video. I still love that video.

08:34.57
Nandi K
it's a great video.

08:36.08
Vance 😈
It's burned into my brain.

08:36.21
Nandi K
Damn, I need to watch that.

08:37.52
Vance 😈
What are they putting the credit card down her booty?

08:38.10
Nandi K
i need to watch that. Yeah. Is Buffy the body in that video?

08:42.55
Vance 😈
And she was bouncing? I'm sure she is. Because one of the girls is bouncing her booty, like one booty cheek at a time. What? What a moment in hoochie history.

08:53.27
Nandi K
What a moment.

08:54.65
Vance 😈
Yeah, like you said, that was like the tipping point. They were like, enough.

08:57.82
Nandi K
Yeah. Yeah.

09:00.82
Vance 😈
Listen, it had the gay boys.

09:01.46
Nandi K
Absolutely.

09:02.18
Vance 😈
It had the gay boys in a tizzy, the the straight boys, the the girls.

09:06.87
Nandi K
Everybody feeling the tip drill video.

09:12.66
Vance 😈
If you see a tip, drill pointer at. Where's she at?

09:15.67
Nandi K
Listen. Listen, i need a tip drill.

09:17.46
Vance 😈
Pointer out. Pointer outside.

09:20.64
Nandi K
Woo! My God. What a time. Yeah, so I do feel like that's when we kind of started like reaching the, but you know what? Tip drill came out 2000, pre-9-11.

09:34.65
Nandi K
The world just started getting so much more conservative after that.

09:36.05
Vance 😈
It changed. Right, right. Everybody tightened up.

09:38.47
Nandi K
Okay.

09:39.19
Vance 😈
They said, right, not too much. That's how you get terrorism.

09:43.29
Nandi K
It was like the tip drill video, then nine eleven boom, everybody is like, BET uncut must go.

09:48.50
Vance 😈
Dang.

09:51.36
Vance 😈
Right.

09:52.28
Nandi K
i know the powers that be conspired.

09:52.73
Vance 😈
double That was the peak of BET.

09:56.50
Nandi K
They wanna keep Hoochies down.

09:59.77
Vance 😈
They can't, though. That's the other thing. Like, who cheese? It's like that dandelion quote that the... ah They tried to bury us from their seeds.

10:07.70
Nandi K
But we were seized, I'm screaming.

10:08.00
Vance 😈
That's about hoochies.

10:11.10
Nandi K
Oh my God. i just said, okay, well let's talk about some of our favorite Hoochies.

10:16.03
Vance 😈
Oh, yes, absolutely.

10:17.30
Nandi K
Um, So should we start with real Hoochies?

10:22.42
Vance 😈
Yeah, so... I was going for the old hoes. That was just what was on my mind.

10:28.25
Nandi K
Yeah.

10:29.38
Vance 😈
like Again, I think there is a suppression of hoes now that you're speaking it.

10:29.75
Nandi K
thank

10:33.42
Vance 😈
Because ah like i see I see a current one on here, but like I don't feel like I just, at the top of my head, current hoochies is at the top, right?

10:33.46
Nandi K
Yes.

10:42.23
Vance 😈
But I said Eartha Kitt, OG hoochie, Jack A.

10:42.46
Nandi K
Yeah.

10:47.17
Vance 😈
Harry, Jennifer motherfucking Lewis.

10:48.21
Nandi K
Woo.

10:51.07
Nandi K
Kick that leg up.

10:52.54
Vance 😈
Listen, listen, that leg stayed up. And then, yeah, so those were the old hoes I had.

10:55.10
Nandi K
and

10:58.04
Vance 😈
I see you got some rappers.

10:58.14
Nandi K
yeah i had Yeah, I had Josephine Baker for the Ojo. She's one of the original Hoochies. She had to go to another country to be a Hoochie.

11:09.53
Vance 😈
Because it was...

11:09.84
Nandi K
US, so conservative.

11:11.38
Vance 😈
Right, right.

11:12.02
Nandi K
They wasn't fucking with her act, but they ate that shit up in France. um Yeah, and then I have a bunch of, like you said, like kind of more recent Hoochies, like Buffy the Body, Melissa Ford, the video host from the 90s and early 2000s.

11:22.31
Vance 😈
Uh-huh.

11:25.14
Vance 😈
Yes, we love her. Yes. Video Vixen. Yes. Oh.

11:31.05
Nandi K
Love those video vixens. Who?

11:34.28
Vance 😈
Kareem Steffens.

11:35.90
Nandi K
Oh my God, Superhead.

11:37.96
Vance 😈
Superhead. I

11:39.42
Nandi K
Oh my God, iconic, legendary. I can't believe I forgot to include her.

11:42.97
Vance 😈
um know. I was like, oh, Video Vixen.

11:43.68
Nandi K
Yeah,

11:45.57
Vance 😈
That's the she wrote the book, literally.

11:47.58
Nandi K
yeah for sure. And then I also had Lil' Kim and Foxy Brown, which Lil' Kim, of course, was like another era of Hoochie.

11:52.90
Vance 😈
Of course, we'd be remiss. We'd be remiss.

11:59.10
Nandi K
um She kind of ushered in, I think, the current era of Hoochie that we're in. I think we're still in Lil' Kim Hoochie era.

12:07.06
Vance 😈
Yeah, I think so. Because like I was saying, when the rap switched from TLC and Salt-N-Pepa, then it was like, OK, we got Lil' Kim.

12:13.66
Nandi K
here

12:15.51
Vance 😈
We got Foxy Brown. We got Trina.

12:16.95
Nandi K
hey

12:18.07
Vance 😈
Now we got Megan.

12:18.62
Nandi K
yeah

12:19.24
Vance 😈
I'm trying to think of who else. I know there's some more I'm missing.

12:22.06
Nandi K
Trina, another Floridian.

12:23.62
Vance 😈
Trina, Trina. Like, I mean...

12:26.75
Nandi K
I got an ass so big like the sun. I hope you got a mouthful of dick I want to run. Anyway.

12:33.98
Vance 😈
love Love her.

12:34.71
Nandi K
Love, Trina.

12:35.34
Vance 😈
No, I think, like, this list is great, but i feel like Trina is, like, submitted in a special place. Anyway, yeah, Trina's amazing.

12:42.62
Nandi K
Yeah, yeah. Another another legendary hoochie. Should we get into our fictional hoochies?

12:51.70
Vance 😈
Absolutely. Who you got?

12:53.43
Nandi K
Okay, so I think one of the most iconic hoochies of all, to fictional hoochies, is Miss Parker from Friday.

13:00.60
Vance 😈
Yes, yes, yes.

13:01.94
Nandi K
like

13:02.64
Vance 😈
No,

13:03.58
Nandi K
Oh my, probably the first hoochie, not in real, that's probably the first fictional hoochie really that I ever saw, except for if, were there any hoochies in Boys in the Hood? I can't remember.

13:16.90
Vance 😈
think so, but...

13:16.95
Nandi K
i don't think there's really any hoochies in that. Yeah, so I think that's the first like fictional hoochies that i remember.

13:23.77
Vance 😈
Listen, and i love Ms. Parker. No status. She just was a neighbor across the street, but a fucking baddie. Everybody the air biden community knew it. The pastor really knew.

13:32.12
Nandi K
she was watering her grass and her coochie cutters i said i know that's right miss parker miss parker miss parker when you gonna let a nigga fuck hey

13:35.41
Vance 😈
And herself, yes. Because she a C, 90.

13:43.45
Vance 😈
Listen, she said, huh? What'd you say, honey? And lucky she was with it. I feel like she was the last monkey girl.

13:50.52
Nandi K
he was waiting she was she she was probably eating men in there yeah for sure

13:51.69
Vance 😈
Yeah.

13:56.44
Vance 😈
No, she was. she She was definitely a succubus.

14:01.18
Nandi K
Okay, who ah who you got next?

14:01.18
Vance 😈
Who else? Oh, okay. I got Suge motherfucking Avery.

14:07.70
Nandi K
Wow.

14:08.01
Vance 😈
Bisectional icon, bitch.

14:10.41
Nandi K
Legendary Hoochie.

14:12.10
Vance 😈
Suge was fucking mister and then came and took his bitch.

14:16.17
Nandi K
A flapper Hoochie.

14:17.56
Vance 😈
Listen, we love it. And she, I'll call her Rihanna.

14:19.64
Nandi K
We stan.

14:21.06
Vance 😈
I'm not trying to say Rihanna's a hoochie, but I'm just saying that she was a very popular musician.

14:23.06
Nandi K
Yeah.

14:25.70
Nandi K
Yes, she was.

14:26.81
Vance 😈
who leaned into her sexuality.

14:26.94
Nandi K
Amen. Mm-hmm.

14:28.61
Vance 😈
um But yeah, no, I'll be calling her Rihanna because every time that's every time in the in the in the movie, when they were listening to the radio, the Shig Knight was playing on the radio and Mr.

14:39.99
Nandi K
Not Suge Knight, Suge Avery.

14:40.03
Vance 😈
was in there depressed.

14:42.18
Nandi K
He said Suge Knight.

14:42.39
Vance 😈
Oh, my bad.

14:43.25
Nandi K
I'm sorry, maybe.

14:46.07
Vance 😈
Okay, so Sunshine. we We didn't put Sunshine on here. From ah from Harlem Nights.

14:50.52
Nandi K
Who is for what? Oh my God, how could I forget?

14:53.05
Vance 😈
Yeah.

14:55.21
Nandi K
just was watching clips of Harlem Nights the other day.

14:57.98
Vance 😈
Coochie's so good. Coochie's so good. You throw it in the air and it turn into sunshine.

15:04.54
Nandi K
Woo!

15:06.07
Vance 😈
Listen.

15:07.06
Nandi K
A legendary hoochie.

15:07.80
Vance 😈
ah What was that? That was Robin Gibbons, right?

15:11.14
Nandi K
Robin Givens, that's right.

15:11.35
Vance 😈
No, no, no. It was Rochelle. No, it was Rochelle. What's her name?

15:14.30
Nandi K
Was it?

15:14.66
Vance 😈
Her twin. Her doppelganger. Right?

15:17.18
Nandi K
Oh, hold on.

15:19.74
Vance 😈
It is.

15:20.25
Nandi K
i

15:20.50
Vance 😈
They're twins. They're not twins, but they're like...

15:22.23
Nandi K
i always forget. your um the Layla Rashone, that's who it is, from Waiting to Exhale.

15:25.98
Vance 😈
Yeah, yeah, because they're like Jack A.

15:28.86
Nandi K
They are, and Kim, kim yeah.

15:28.88
Vance 😈
They're like Jack A and um what's her name? kim wetley

15:34.01
Nandi K
Yeah, Kim Whitley.

15:34.00
Vance 😈
Kim Whitley? Kim Whitley from um next Friday is also needs to be on this list.

15:38.97
Nandi K
Yes. Oh, absolutely.

15:39.90
Vance 😈
The Ainty. Trying to fuck Craig?

15:41.82
Nandi K
And I want to say comparing Jackie here and Ken Lilly, let me tell you those titties, I'll put my face in all of them.

15:51.70
Vance 😈
that um thought they were the same person.

15:51.77
Nandi K
I'll put my face in them. but People always think they're the same person.

15:55.77
Vance 😈
for it's For so long. OK, who else you got?

15:58.87
Nandi K
um My next um fictional hoochie Ronnie from the Players Club. Baby

16:06.96
Vance 😈
Love, Ronnie. Love, Ronnie.

16:08.28
Nandi K
i I know Ronnie is like, Ronnie basically has no redeemable qualities.

16:16.06
Vance 😈
Evil. Yeah, evil.

16:16.41
Nandi K
She is a pimp.

16:18.30
Vance 😈
Like a force of mech...

16:18.80
Nandi K
She's, she is yeah, she's chaotic evil.

16:22.62
Vance 😈
Yes, yes, it's like a negative force.

16:25.08
Nandi K
Yeah, but iconic hoochie, the looks.

16:27.61
Vance 😈
Amazing. Yes.

16:30.07
Nandi K
I love Ronnie's hair. I love that she got in a fight. I love that she was trying to trying to be up on Lisa Rae because relatable.

16:38.26
Vance 😈
Listen, that's my favorite meme when she behind her and she doing the gulf.

16:43.22
Nandi K
Yeah. Yes.

16:45.98
Vance 😈
Look, you better leave Ronnie.

16:46.14
Nandi K
I'd be like, oh, come behind me like that, Ronnie. I wouldn't act like that.

16:49.26
Vance 😈
Look, Adolph the Bone, Lisa. Don't give her nothing. Diamond run.

16:53.11
Nandi K
child but i guess she couldn't was that before or after what happened to the cousin okay yeah had to be i'm like if it's before maybe nothing happens to your cousin i guess we'll never know um all right who you got next

16:58.83
Vance 😈
I'm sure it was before it had to be. i don't remember though.

17:11.84
Vance 😈
I think I exhausted my list. Let me see.

17:14.47
Nandi K
really we said it

17:15.54
Vance 😈
Shug, Avery, Sunshine, the Ainty Alpha. I don't remember her name. Yeah, I'll say it all on mine.

17:22.36
Nandi K
I mean, do you know any real life, have you known any real life Huchi's?

17:28.92
Vance 😈
Yeah, of course. Oh, my friend, my Judy Eclipse.

17:33.69
Nandi K
Oh, absolutely a Huchi.

17:36.68
Vance 😈
A fucking, just like a nymph, just like a force of, nate like a hoochie energy, a general hoochie energy and that comes into the space and turns it around.

17:37.21
Nandi K
Absolutely.

17:44.44
Nandi K
i agree. Yeah.

17:47.33
Vance 😈
And this is like, what is going on? And why am I into it? Yeah, I think my friend Eclipse.

17:51.80
Nandi K
Yeah, I'm like, I can't really think of any hoochies I know in real life right now. Like, it's tough hoochie times over here. I'm trying to get more of my hoochie bag by like wearing hoochie nails.

18:07.42
Vance 😈
Yes.

18:07.48
Nandi K
And i mean, I have definitely a lot of hoochie qualities. um But I'm trying to have more hoochie qualities like hoochie nails and stuff like that.

18:18.06
Nandi K
I'm working on it.

18:18.36
Vance 😈
like look Like I said, I think most of my friends have like an ambient hoochie energy. So like, it's not even like, ah when you said it, I've just had to think of one that like really stands out.

18:23.67
Nandi K
Yeah.

18:29.37
Nandi K
Exactly.

18:29.53
Vance 😈
Like when you see that bitch, you're like, okay, I see.

18:30.13
Nandi K
Yeah, exactly.

18:32.25
Vance 😈
um Also, is hoochie gendered?

18:38.55
Nandi K
i feel like colloquially, yes.

18:41.72
Vance 😈
Yes, yes.

18:43.06
Nandi K
But do I think that hoochie energy belongs to women? No.

18:48.92
Vance 😈
Right, because immediately was like, who are the male hoochies?

18:50.04
Nandi K
Women and femmes? No.

18:54.52
Vance 😈
And I was just like, like common.

18:57.40
Nandi K
I know a lot of male hoochies. Now would they identify as hoochies?

18:59.03
Vance 😈
Right, right, exactly.

19:02.10
Nandi K
I would point to the Instagram.

19:02.78
Vance 😈
and of course, was that?

19:04.50
Nandi K
I would be like, well, look at this picture. Only a hoochie would post that. You fucking loose ass heart.

19:10.36
Vance 😈
Right.

19:12.70
Nandi K
You fucking harlot.

19:15.67
Vance 😈
of tro I love Jezebel.

19:15.72
Nandi K
You Jezebel. Trollope, yes!

19:18.87
Vance 😈
um um I was going to.

19:19.12
Nandi K
Trollope is so good. Oh my God, I bought the domain for Jezebels for Jesus because I saw somebody talking about it on threads one day. i don't know what I'm going to do with it, but i just love the word Jezebels. And I'm like, what would Jezebels for Jesus do? Maybe that could be my nonprofit.

19:38.56
Vance 😈
Huh.

19:39.03
Nandi K
ah That can be the nonprofit for the farm.

19:39.42
Vance 😈
I.

19:42.02
Nandi K
Uh-huh.

19:43.16
Vance 😈
It's as a bell for Jesus.

19:46.66
Nandi K
We're pro-ho for Jesus. Yeah. We're a polyamorous platonic polycule.

19:54.42
Vance 😈
get us bombed. You're going us firebombed.

19:57.27
Nandi K
Oh my God, no, we're not going to become acorns. Stop saying that.

20:00.86
Vance 😈
I know I shouldn't, but all the magic, all the magic tips, too many.

20:02.84
Nandi K
Don't say that. don't Don't say that.

20:07.26
Vance 😈
ah said maybe one or two.

20:07.70
Nandi K
We'll have to, we'll choose wisely when we get there.

20:11.12
Vance 😈
got to have like a, we got to have a public name and then a what we actually Call ourselves.

20:16.47
Nandi K
Maybe it should be more like the public name maybe should be Hoochies for Holiness or like Hoochies.

20:23.03
Vance 😈
Yes, yes.

20:25.75
Nandi K
Oh, but it's holiness like H-E-A-U.

20:28.62
Vance 😈
H-O-E.

20:29.95
Nandi K
No, H-E-A-U.

20:30.10
Vance 😈
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah yeah yeah

20:33.02
Nandi K
Hoochies for a Holiness. Yeah. And it's like a pro-ho.

20:36.70
Vance 😈
You know that's my favorite speller.

20:38.88
Nandi K
It's a pro-ho religion. The the public facing, we reform hoes. Yeah.

20:45.72
Vance 😈
Oh, yeah.

20:46.52
Nandi K
The inside, we train hoes.

20:46.71
Vance 😈
Bringing them back. Uh-uh. They're going to have them sooks hanging from the ceiling. Like, get up there.

20:52.82
Nandi K
Yeah, we train hoes up in the way they should go and then we send them out into back out into the world should they so choose.

20:54.01
Vance 😈
certain hey

20:59.78
Nandi K
They can also build a tiny house and stay here forever if they want.

21:02.87
Vance 😈
Right. But then, like, you got...

21:03.70
Nandi K
You gotta work.

21:05.59
Vance 😈
That's true. That's true. um You got to give them like an ethical framework, though. Like, it needs to be like, right?

21:10.30
Nandi K
Well, yeah.

21:12.12
Vance 😈
But you can still be a hoe, for sure.

21:12.86
Nandi K
Yeah.

21:13.96
Vance 😈
But like, ethical, not like an ethical framework, and then you just send them out into the world.

21:18.04
Nandi K
Yeah, for pay and non-pay at home.

21:20.63
Vance 😈
Yes, and then let them go do what they do.

21:21.53
Nandi K
We train up all kinds of hoes, whether you want to have your own business or you just want to be, you know, just a ah volunteer ho, just providing your services for no charge.

21:23.54
Vance 😈
Listen.

21:29.85
Vance 😈
We...

21:32.97
Nandi K
That's also great.

21:33.30
Vance 😈
That's our most...

21:33.69
Nandi K
Or in exchange, I've been doing a lot of trades. Trade?

21:38.45
Vance 😈
We love trade.

21:39.70
Nandi K
But things for trade recently where like, instead of like paying, yeah, yeah, yeah, or bartering, yeah, instead of paying money.

21:39.73
Vance 😈
Well, actually, do we?

21:43.01
Vance 😈
bartering.

21:46.33
Vance 😈
Or a service. Like, you give a service or.

21:47.90
Nandi K
Yeah. Yeah, my therapist, we switched. She but gave me a session and I helped style her with some accessories for her birthday.

21:57.08
Vance 😈
Nice. Nice.

21:58.01
Nandi K
Nice little even exchange. Beautiful stuff.

22:00.25
Vance 😈
I think that's how society should be.

22:02.90
Nandi K
Tell me about it. Too bad we need money.

22:04.35
Vance 😈
Because I'll make you some dinner and drop it off.

22:08.34
Nandi K
Right.

22:09.21
Vance 😈
And then like you put a price on that.

22:09.34
Nandi K
Yeah.

22:10.85
Vance 😈
What is it? It's high, but it's not anyway.

22:13.69
Nandi K
Yeah. Well, what's one thing that you're going to do in the next, you know, summer's about to end.

22:15.30
Vance 😈
Uh

22:21.34
Nandi K
You've only got 30 days.

22:21.56
Vance 😈
huh.

22:22.75
Nandi K
How can you embody more hoochie energy for the next 30 days?

22:28.57
Vance 😈
I I just I just took the wear. Actually, I'm wearing a mesh shirt right now. It's not as messy.

22:32.88
Nandi K
Oh, it could be big.

22:33.73
Vance 😈
It's not as messy as I have a black woman.

22:35.92
Nandi K
It could be bigger holes.

22:37.75
Vance 😈
Yeah, exactly.

22:37.94
Nandi K
I want the nipple to accidentally slip out. I don't know what kind of nipples you have, but

22:42.54
Vance 😈
They're little.

22:43.88
Nandi K
Yeah, so they might be able to slip out if the hole's a little, yeah.

22:46.27
Vance 😈
Look, it's little.

22:47.09
Nandi K
If you get the hole a little bigger on your mesh top and then the nipple might slip out, yeah, that's what I, yeah.

22:51.38
Vance 😈
Oh.

22:55.16
Nandi K
More mesh top. Maybe I gotta to start making some mesh top. I don't have no mesh.

22:58.30
Vance 😈
Mess tops, crop tops, them big old the big old gym tank tops. I was wearing one of them around the house the other day.

23:04.15
Nandi K
Mm-hmm. one of those that's low low in the front, low on the side.

23:07.64
Vance 😈
yup

23:08.87
Nandi K
Ooh.

23:09.10
Vance 😈
nipples, nipples slipping out because of of course, like, yeah.

23:09.53
Nandi K
Ooh.

23:12.74
Vance 😈
So yeah.

23:14.65
Nandi K
Yeah, I like that.

23:14.95
Vance 😈
So, you know, just like, yeah. What maybe weren't, maybe showing a little, little more skin. Uh, I've been in the house and at school, that's what I've been doing.

23:19.90
Nandi K
Yeah.

23:22.45
Vance 😈
So like, I haven't really been outside and the weekends, the only time to do it, but you know, we can go to a sex party LA, you know,

23:26.97
Nandi K
Yeah. yeah i Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The joys of living in a big city, you know. I miss it. Yeah, I'm just gonna like do my nails. I started like, I've gotten to the point where I'm like, damn, I gotta start customizing my own press on nails.

23:47.63
Vance 😈
Mm-hmm.

23:47.96
Nandi K
So I'm gonna wear like hoochie nails, like the curved nails, you know?

23:51.97
Vance 😈
Yeah.

23:53.98
Nandi K
um Obviously some them I have to be short cause I'm a lesbian, but but all the rest will be long hoochie nails.

23:57.11
Vance 😈
Yeah, you got to have two free.

24:03.18
Nandi K
I'm going to be doing that as I gain more weight and fit back into my clothes. I'll be able to be even more hoochified because my clothes will yet again fit.

24:14.01
Nandi K
um Until then, I'm not wearing any bras and mostly no panties because it's so hot.

24:21.02
Vance 😈
It is too hot for bras and panties, for sure.

24:21.37
Nandi K
And, you know, yeah. So, yeah, I think that's really all I can do at this point.

24:30.13
Vance 😈
I feel it. So, I mean, I would like to extend a ah call to action to girls.

24:35.44
Nandi K
Okay. Yeah.

24:37.46
Vance 😈
Just hoochify your life. Like, just do something. Before the summer ends, just hoochie it up a little, you know? i don't know.

24:44.15
Nandi K
yeah

24:44.82
Vance 😈
i don't have any examples. of Wear a crop top. Yeah.

24:48.02
Nandi K
Have one hoochie night. Whatever hoochie means to you. We gave you so many examples of legendary hoochies, both real and fictional.

24:52.95
Vance 😈
Right.

24:57.30
Nandi K
Who are your favorites of those hoochies? Embody them. you know like Have a moment where you imagine yourself as Buffy the body or you know even somebody like Sukihana who is not my taste per se, but she is iconic and she's so funny.

25:16.31
Nandi K
So... Yeah, I think we did it.

25:21.69
Vance 😈
I think so. Well, I forgot to mention the Jack A story.

25:24.25
Nandi K
Oh, oh yes, please.

25:27.90
Vance 😈
Yeah, so jackie Jack A is always telling like her old school ho stories. And she she told a story about she fucked apparently she fucked Eartha Kitt's man. And then Eartha Kitt caught her s slipping.

25:39.06
Nandi K
Girl.

25:40.88
Vance 😈
She caught her outside and tried to beat her ass. i think's why I think she did beat her up.

25:46.81
Nandi K
Eartha Kitt clearly is yeah, exactly.

25:48.70
Vance 😈
She crazy.

25:52.06
Vance 😈
She just do whatever she wants. She like a leopard for real. Like, you know, she can't like, she acts like a, like a big cat.

25:54.78
Nandi K
yellow Yeah.

25:57.78
Vance 😈
Like,

25:58.97
Nandi K
And she talks like a cat and she, yeah.

26:01.32
Vance 😈
yeah, like she do what she wants. She'll kill you. Like she'll beat you up.

26:05.72
Nandi K
Yeah, legendary baddie, honestly.

26:07.61
Vance 😈
Love it.

26:07.99
Nandi K
Like, legendary baddie.

26:07.97
Vance 😈
I do love me some Eartha Kitt.

26:10.15
Nandi K
Yeah, I love that she beat up Jacket Harry. That's iconic. Like Earthy Kid didn't even breathe in my direction, so.

26:19.30
Vance 😈
Right. and and And I think one thing about being a hoochie, though, like a professional hoochie is you got to just be OK with the consequences sometimes. Like sometimes and somebody going beat your ass or you going to have to fight because ah your lifestyle.

26:27.61
Nandi K
Yeah, you gotta know how to fight for sure.

26:32.41
Nandi K
Yeah. Yeah, all these girls that we named, clearly, seem like they have hands. Some of them have proved it. I don't know about Melissa Forrest. She don't seem like she can fight to me.

26:47.26
Nandi K
She can't even fight with her words, really.

26:50.11
Vance 😈
Uh-uh, she illiterate.

26:50.71
Nandi K
She was on the Joe Budden podcast for a while.

26:53.63
Vance 😈
That tracks illiteracy.

26:54.97
Nandi K
Yeah, they replaced her with Mona, though, and Mona's hilarious. Do you know Mona from Don't Call Me White Girl?

27:00.57
Vance 😈
ah don't know, Mona.

27:01.94
Nandi K
going to send you some her videos.

27:01.97
Vance 😈
Is she?

27:03.01
Nandi K
She funny as fuck.

27:03.51
Vance 😈
Okay. Is it?

27:05.32
Nandi K
Anyways, yeah.

27:06.89
Vance 😈
No, was it.

27:07.03
Nandi K
yeah she Yeah, Melissa Ford definitely don't seem like she can fight, but all these other bitches, Ms.

27:13.84
Vance 😈
Ronnie could fight.

27:13.97
Nandi K
Parker got a gun.

27:15.58
Vance 😈
You know she do. South Central.

27:17.78
Nandi K
Yeah, she definitely got a gun. It's really no problem. um Well, ah today's episode is sponsored by Big Hoochie.

27:29.69
Nandi K
Hoochie Fighter Life. Big Hoochie is rooting for you. ah

27:34.12
Vance 😈
Hooch it up.

27:35.26
Nandi K
Yeah, a big thanks to our producer and audio Adonis, Aaron Rand Freeman.

27:40.77
Vance 😈
And I've been Vance Go. You can catch me on IG and threads at SirLancethot and also follow us on RightQuotPod on IG. Y'all could, you know, what is it?

27:52.68
Vance 😈
Leave a review wherever you listen. Is that is that a thing?

27:55.13
Nandi K
Oh, yeah. Sure. yeah Give us five stars. We have some ratings on Spotify, I know. and we have five stars on Spotify.

28:01.66
Vance 😈
are there words Are there words with them or is it just a

28:04.82
Nandi K
No, just like a star. I just see the star rating, but I've never tried to check the like actual stats.

28:07.80
Vance 😈
Oh, okay.

28:13.30
Nandi K
But we do have a five star rating on Spotify right now.

28:15.88
Vance 😈
Nice. Nice. Perfect average.

28:19.35
Nandi K
Yeah, beautiful. So, oh, and I'm Nandi You can find me on Instagram, threads in blue sky at Nandi K-A-Y-Y-Y. We'll see y'all next time.

28:30.35
Vance 😈
See y'all. Peace.