<v Speaker 1>Jary, Katy and Josh one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>We've already had our first uh school freak out this

<v Speaker 2>morning because you know, my kiddos are heading back and

<v Speaker 2>my wife was just texting me off the air, going,

<v Speaker 2>oh my god, oh my god, where are all the

<v Speaker 2>ice packs for.

<v Speaker 1>The lunches because she's trying to pack the lunches this

<v Speaker 1>morning and I forgot.

<v Speaker 2>I put about ten of them in a cooler when

<v Speaker 2>we went, uh and did some stuff at.

<v Speaker 1>Water World, and I forgot him in the car.

<v Speaker 2>No, like, oh yeah, those are down in the cooler,

<v Speaker 2>still in the basement, nice and warm.

<v Speaker 3>They're warm.

<v Speaker 2>Uh to my kiddos, enjoy your warm lunches.

<v Speaker 1>Whoopsie daisies, All right, all morning.

<v Speaker 2>Katie has been chomping at the bed to tell us

<v Speaker 2>a story about how she went for a walk, But

<v Speaker 2>she's really worried about the children.

<v Speaker 3>Because it was traumatic. Was it gonna put.

<v Speaker 1>That traumatic for you? It was did you come across

<v Speaker 1>the salad or something?

<v Speaker 4>No, shut, and that would be traumatic right now because

<v Speaker 4>the salad is anyway.

<v Speaker 3>Okay, So here's what happened. I was walking on the

<v Speaker 3>walking path.

<v Speaker 4>I came across a little bird in the middle of

<v Speaker 4>the walking path, like sitting.

<v Speaker 3>It wasn't moving, and I was like, that's odd.

<v Speaker 4>Usually when you approach a bird, it flies away, it

<v Speaker 4>wants to get out of your way, and this one

<v Speaker 4>just sat there in the middle of the path. So

<v Speaker 4>I went up to it and I poked it a

<v Speaker 4>little and it made a sound, so.

<v Speaker 3>It was totally alive and I was and it was

<v Speaker 3>breathed up. It's like breathing really hard. And it was hot.

<v Speaker 3>It was so hot yesterday, and so I was like,

<v Speaker 3>oh my.

<v Speaker 4>Gosh, this poor little bird is overheated and it can't fine.

<v Speaker 3>So what do I do?

<v Speaker 1>Did you regurgitate your lunch?

<v Speaker 4>And I picked up the little bird and I put

<v Speaker 4>it in my runner's pack, and then I ran home

<v Speaker 4>because I was like, needs to get into some kind

<v Speaker 4>of air.

<v Speaker 1>Conditioning, right or water?

<v Speaker 3>Do you water?

<v Speaker 4>Well, here's the thing, Okay, So I'm running with this

<v Speaker 4>bird in my runner pack and I'm trying not to

<v Speaker 4>shake it because.

<v Speaker 1>I know that it is shaking bird syndrome.

<v Speaker 3>This is a serious situation.

<v Speaker 4>So I have the bird in its runner pack in

<v Speaker 4>my runner pack, and I'm running and I come across

<v Speaker 4>these three guys eating lunch under a trees had to

<v Speaker 4>be the funniest site to them, because I'm like, you're

<v Speaker 4>gonna make it, little Bertie, you got this, And I'm

<v Speaker 4>like running talking to my runner's pack. They probably thought

<v Speaker 4>I was talking to myself.

<v Speaker 3>Come I left, you got this, you know.

<v Speaker 4>But so I finally make it home and I walk

<v Speaker 4>into the house and this bird is like his little

<v Speaker 4>eyes are fluttering, and I'm like.

<v Speaker 3>You got this, birdie? And I put it on a chair.

<v Speaker 4>I put a paper towel down and I put it

<v Speaker 4>on a chair and I start just like observing it,

<v Speaker 4>and I see that this little birdie is also now

<v Speaker 4>missing a leg.

<v Speaker 3>It's probably go right, did.

<v Speaker 1>You check your pack? It in there?

<v Speaker 4>No, it wasn't in my back It fell off, like

<v Speaker 4>that's why it couldn't fly. So immediately I get my

<v Speaker 4>phone out and I chat GPT, Okay, I found a bird.

<v Speaker 3>It only has one leg. It's breathing hard. What do

<v Speaker 3>I do?

<v Speaker 4>You know?

<v Speaker 1>Get out your air fryer. No, it's a bagel.

<v Speaker 4>Chat GPT was like, you did the right thing, you know,

<v Speaker 4>maybe get it out of the backpack and put it

<v Speaker 4>in a little box.

<v Speaker 3>So it's trying to tell me what to.

<v Speaker 1>Do with this bird.

<v Speaker 3>And as it's.

<v Speaker 4>I'm like reading it, I'm about to call the wild

<v Speaker 4>bird Rescue because that's what GPT told me to do.

<v Speaker 4>I look over on the chair and all of a sudden,

<v Speaker 4>this bird starts to like shake, and then it's like,

<v Speaker 4>I'm like, what are you trying to cry away? Like

<v Speaker 4>I don't know, but then it just starts to shake.

<v Speaker 4>Then it starts to convult, and then this beard the

<v Speaker 4>bird just died, right. And I tried so hard to

<v Speaker 4>say this, and it was so traumatic.

<v Speaker 1>Because it just like, I mean, you didn't try that hard.

<v Speaker 1>You just brought it home and put it on a chair. Mature.

<v Speaker 2>You should probably just take and put it in a

<v Speaker 2>little grassy area.

<v Speaker 3>The chat GPT told me.

<v Speaker 4>I did the right thing, and I just needed like

<v Speaker 4>thirty extra seconds.

<v Speaker 1>I gotta ask you, where's the bird now?

<v Speaker 3>I put it in a paper towel and I threw

<v Speaker 3>it in the track.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's the way I would have wanted to go

<v Speaker 4>a nice prayer for it.

<v Speaker 3>I was like, it would have bird, God's bless you

<v Speaker 3>and your life and the above.

<v Speaker 2>I was so so I treated it like a dead

<v Speaker 2>fish and I put it in the toilet and flashed

<v Speaker 2>it was.

<v Speaker 1>I thought, for sure you're gonna say you put it

<v Speaker 1>in your freezer, and you're.

<v Speaker 4>Like, no soon, And I feel any people would have

<v Speaker 4>tried to save this bird though, come on, like it

<v Speaker 4>was in the middle.

<v Speaker 1>My wife would exactly, you're very much like my wife.

<v Speaker 1>She would She's the one who would do.

<v Speaker 2>A barrel roll out of a car to get a

<v Speaker 2>dog off the side of the road. Exactly, you're very

<v Speaker 2>much like sweet nick knack me. I would probably have

<v Speaker 2>just done the little.

<v Speaker 1>Kicked it to decide. Kept on. Yeah, you should have seen.

<v Speaker 3>His little bird face.

<v Speaker 4>He was like, help me, help help.

<v Speaker 3>And I did, but I apparently I'm not there.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's that's tough, Like what do you do?

<v Speaker 4>You know?

<v Speaker 3>No, because again I I.

<v Speaker 2>Think I would have just put him in the bushes,

<v Speaker 2>because then he dies out in nature kind of like

<v Speaker 2>how it was meant to be maybe something else, you know,

<v Speaker 2>get him then get yeah, you know, it's the circle

<v Speaker 2>of like.

<v Speaker 1>Now he's going to a landfill in your trash.

<v Speaker 4>Do with him. I didn't want to put him in

<v Speaker 4>the bush because what if a little kid comes out

<v Speaker 4>and like kids like.

<v Speaker 3>It was very traumatic, So it took me all day yesterday.

<v Speaker 4>I woke up this morning. It is the first thing

<v Speaker 4>I thought about. I was like, that poor bird.

<v Speaker 2>Funny if you woke up this morning and he'd come

<v Speaker 2>back to life and he was like hopping around your

<v Speaker 2>apartment trying to get out up against your back door.

<v Speaker 3>You take a nap, and this is what happened.

<v Speaker 1>Help.

<v Speaker 3>Help, I didn't tell you right now.

<v Speaker 2>If I was out in the dating world back at it,

<v Speaker 2>you know, my wife left me or something.

<v Speaker 4>M M.

<v Speaker 2>I don't know if i'd be able to flirt like

<v Speaker 2>it's been such a long time. Yeah, since I flirted.

<v Speaker 4>Like truly flirted, like truly flirted with intent, right, not

<v Speaker 4>just messing around.

<v Speaker 1>This all comes about because my wife was well.

<v Speaker 2>I had a freezer delivered yesterday and she was home

<v Speaker 2>and I was making comments about, you know, like, hey,

<v Speaker 2>the delivery guys.

<v Speaker 1>You know, it's kind of cute. Though. I was hopping

<v Speaker 1>on the camera and I was watching what was going on.

<v Speaker 1>There's a couple of good looking dudes that delivered that freezer.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah.

<v Speaker 3>Well then she made mad.

<v Speaker 2>Because after they left, I flipped the cameras on and

<v Speaker 2>I was like, hey, is that freezer cold yet? Can

<v Speaker 2>you stand a little closer to it? Yeah, you know,

<v Speaker 2>kids are listening. I can't go in any more details.

<v Speaker 2>I asked her if she had a certain article of

<v Speaker 2>clothing on while she was standing close to the freezer,

<v Speaker 2>and she's like, oh no, I left that off because

<v Speaker 2>if the delivery guys were.

<v Speaker 3>Here, right, show off the girl?

<v Speaker 1>Why are you coming at me?

<v Speaker 4>Like? Thanks?

<v Speaker 2>Still got it, but it did get me thinking, like

<v Speaker 2>if I was out there, I don't know, Katie, you're

<v Speaker 2>you're in the game.

<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean, I'm trying to play, but it's hard.

<v Speaker 4>Like flirting has changed so much, first of all with

<v Speaker 4>the addition of digital everything. So they're saying that a

<v Speaker 4>lot of people now are fluent in texting, but far

<v Speaker 4>less comfortable with ambiguity, rejection, and face to face social risks.

<v Speaker 4>So they're not willing to go up to somebody to

<v Speaker 4>start a conversation because they don't they don't have those cojones.

<v Speaker 3>They like that act. Everything is over text now, so

<v Speaker 3>they don't know how to approach somebody.

<v Speaker 4>And there was one thing in specific, so this came

<v Speaker 4>to my mind because it just made me laugh.

<v Speaker 3>I was out with a friend recently and we were.

<v Speaker 4>Standing at the bar and this guy turned to me

<v Speaker 4>and started talking to me a little bit and I

<v Speaker 4>just was like whatever, like a hahaha, And I turned

<v Speaker 4>back around and talked to her.

<v Speaker 3>She's like, what are you doing? He's totally flirting with you.

<v Speaker 4>It's like, was he I don't I don't even know

<v Speaker 4>if people are flirting with me.

<v Speaker 3>I don't know how to flirt back with him.

<v Speaker 4>And by the time I turned around home, he was gone, Yes,

<v Speaker 4>I missed my chances because I don't I'm out there

<v Speaker 4>and I don't even know when it's happening anymore. It

<v Speaker 4>has changed so much, well, like, how do you much?

<v Speaker 4>I don't really like First of all, everything again is

<v Speaker 4>being done over the online dating stuff and everything. So again,

<v Speaker 4>when I come up to somebody, as I just told you,

<v Speaker 4>I don't even know they're flirting, just like, oh do

<v Speaker 4>you drop something here?

<v Speaker 3>You go?

<v Speaker 1>You know, you like do the hair tussle?

<v Speaker 3>Not really a little bit more, isn't it the whole?

<v Speaker 1>Like if the lady touches your arm or your shoulder.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, someone touches you, that's a big deal.

<v Speaker 1>That's where I would be like, I know it.

<v Speaker 4>Really is if somebody like actually touches you while they're talking,

<v Speaker 4>that's intentful anymore.

<v Speaker 2>I'd be like, can I have permission to touch your

<v Speaker 2>arm right now? Because right now currently I'm flirting with

<v Speaker 2>you exactly. I know, like you have to tell this

<v Speaker 2>is safe space.

<v Speaker 1>I'm going to touch you now because I am attracted

<v Speaker 1>to you.

<v Speaker 3>Because everything has changed so much.

<v Speaker 4>Also, like the whole permission, and I get that, like consent,

<v Speaker 4>it's so important.

<v Speaker 3>So I understand all that.

<v Speaker 4>But now when you're about ready to make out, like

<v Speaker 4>that's been that's happened to me, and it's a little.

<v Speaker 1>You care if I put my tongue in your mouth? First?

<v Speaker 4>It's odd at first, it's like why are you asking me?

<v Speaker 4>But then with the back history, with the context, it

<v Speaker 4>makes total sense to want to.

<v Speaker 1>Ask you consent, Yes, please put in my mouth.

<v Speaker 3>I'm just saying, like, it's all so different, Jeremy.

<v Speaker 4>I feel like if you got out there, you would

<v Speaker 4>need a handbook, Like you need something.

<v Speaker 1>I need this pretty solid wing man. He's like nineteen

<v Speaker 1>years old.

<v Speaker 3>We would we'd need some things.

<v Speaker 4>So yeah, it's just the tangible world is so different

<v Speaker 4>now than it was when you were out there, you know,

<v Speaker 4>shooting your shot.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, whatever happened.

<v Speaker 2>Just taking too many shots and then making out with

<v Speaker 2>the random at the bar.

<v Speaker 1>You know it.

<v Speaker 3>That builds character. I know we need to do that

<v Speaker 3>some more. Go make out with some randoms like I

<v Speaker 3>love that.

<v Speaker 1>We're gonna play. Let me love you now, Jeremy, Can

<v Speaker 1>I judge you? Can I love you?

<v Speaker 4>Please,