<v Speaker 1>Jerry, Katie, and Josh.

<v Speaker 2>Fix 100. I had a very stressful morning. I know

<v Speaker 2>Katie had one, too, because her garage door wasn't going up.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

<v Speaker 4>Oh, man, the struggle is real.

<v Speaker 1>It really is.

<v Speaker 4>The struggle is real. I'm like, oh, your battery's probably

<v Speaker 4>dead in your button, right?

<v Speaker 1>That's exactly what it was. I just didn't know that

<v Speaker 1>was my job.

<v Speaker 4>That was my responsibility. Every now and then those batteries die, Katie.

<v Speaker 1>Now I know.

<v Speaker 3>Now you know.

<v Speaker 4>Very stressful morning.

<v Speaker 2>Mine was stressful on a different level because I woke

<v Speaker 2>up in a bit of a panic this morning. I'm thinking, well,

<v Speaker 2>I guess I got to start rounding up some boxes

<v Speaker 2>because I'm moving out.

<v Speaker 3>I'm done. I'm toast.

<v Speaker 4>I'm history.

<v Speaker 2>I guess I better start siphoning money out of our

<v Speaker 2>accounts quickly as possible.

<v Speaker 4>What happened? So I can make a run for it.

<v Speaker 3>Wait, what?

<v Speaker 2>I better go kiss the children goodbye before I leave

<v Speaker 2>today because I guess I'm never coming back.

<v Speaker 4>They'll never see me again unless it's in court. Jeremy,

<v Speaker 4>what did you do?

<v Speaker 5>Wait.

<v Speaker 2>I had the most realistic.

<v Speaker 4>Dream last night.

<v Speaker 2>That I was having an affair.

<v Speaker 6>Dude!

<v Speaker 1>With who?

<v Speaker 4>It's that Paige Spironik.

<v Speaker 3>Is that her last name? Oh, the golfer chick.

<v Speaker 4>Is that how you pronounce her last name? Paige Spironik.

<v Speaker 4>She's a golfer. She's a local golfer.

<v Speaker 2>Jeremy is fine AF, I will just.

<v Speaker 4>Tell you that. So this was obviously a dream.

<v Speaker 2>But in my dream, we were like totally together, and

<v Speaker 2>we were making out like crazy, and we were planning

<v Speaker 2>our future, and I was hiding it from my family.

<v Speaker 3>Goodness.

<v Speaker 2>It was so incredibly realistic. that I woke up in

<v Speaker 2>a panic today, like, oh my God, Nicole is gonna

<v Speaker 2>find out, I'm history, our life as we know it

<v Speaker 2>is over, my relationship with her is over, it's done.

<v Speaker 4>But then I was like, well, we're gonna be with Paige.

<v Speaker 4>I guess this is worth half my stuff.

<v Speaker 1>On the bright side.

<v Speaker 4>On the bright side, it's Paige. But yeah, straight panic.

<v Speaker 2>I hate those dreams that are so realistic that you

<v Speaker 2>wake up and you're like, well, that happened.

<v Speaker 3>Well, it seems like you actually love them. I'm not

<v Speaker 3>going to lie. It's not a bad one to have.

<v Speaker 2>I mean, I want to tell you something right now.

<v Speaker 2>I was pretty awesome in that dream.

<v Speaker 1>You seem way too happy about this dream to be like, ah!

<v Speaker 3>I was good. Oh, my God.

<v Speaker 4>It's like the worst. I was performing pretty awesome.

<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>In your dreams, Jer.

<v Speaker 2>Oh, no.

<v Speaker 4>Nick Mac is texting me. Can I read it? Well,

<v Speaker 4>it's up to you.

<v Speaker 5>Oh, I.

<v Speaker 3>Can't read that.

<v Speaker 1>Drafting the papers now.

<v Speaker 3>We're going to talk about this when we get home. Yeah.

<v Speaker 4>She's pretty much saying I got the lawyer.

<v Speaker 3>On the line. Yeah.

<v Speaker 6>Well.

<v Speaker 4>You ever had one of those, though?

<v Speaker 2>Like you're screwing up at work and you feel like, well,

<v Speaker 2>I guess I'm going in to get fired today.

<v Speaker 3>Absolutely.

<v Speaker 6>Oh, yeah.

<v Speaker 1>So realistic, and you are just, like, panicking.

<v Speaker 4>Straight panic.

<v Speaker 1>When you're right, you wake up.

<v Speaker 5>There is the immediate fear, but then the rush of

<v Speaker 5>relief that, you know, just rolls over your body.

<v Speaker 4>I don't have to get a hold of you all today.

<v Speaker 4>Thank God. It's time for a Big 100 Sports Report,

<v Speaker 4>bringing you all the latest in the.

<v Speaker 3>World of sports.

<v Speaker 4>All the ups and downs. All the highlights.

<v Speaker 3>All the points and stats.

<v Speaker 2>Points and stats and baseball bats with your makes 100

<v Speaker 2>sports report. All right, so this woman is a badass.

<v Speaker 2>She's 66 years old. She's out of California. She's a skateboarder.

<v Speaker 2>Judy Oyama, I think is how you pronounce her name.

<v Speaker 2>She just broke her own Guinness World Record as the

<v Speaker 2>oldest female competitive skateboarder.

<v Speaker 4>At the age of 66 years old. Wow.

<v Speaker 2>Oyama stepped on a skateboard for the first time at

<v Speaker 2>the age of 13.

<v Speaker 3>Look at her go.

<v Speaker 2>She just competed, and yeah, she was 66 years and

<v Speaker 2>25 days old when she participated in the International Solemn

<v Speaker 2>Skateboarding World Champions in Brazil last November. And she originally

<v Speaker 2>set the record when she was 64 in 2024. So

<v Speaker 2>she's still at it. This whole article is talking about

<v Speaker 2>she's not giving up. She's not quitting. She's not slowing down.

<v Speaker 2>And we'll basically see you at 70 doing those ollies

<v Speaker 2>and kickflips and getting your grind on.

<v Speaker 1>Exactly.

<v Speaker 4>And snapping an ankle.

<v Speaker 1>Ow! Judy, take your supplements, girl. You're going to need those.

<v Speaker 4>Take those calcium pills.

<v Speaker 1>Don't skip a day, okay?

<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

<v Speaker 4>But good for her. That's amazing. That's kind of neat, right?

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you've got to keep that body moving as we

<v Speaker 1>get older. So, Judy, way to go.

<v Speaker 3>And it's her passion, obviously.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>That's a great story.

<v Speaker 4>I love that for her.

<v Speaker 3>Go, Judy.

<v Speaker 4>Get on that half pipe, girlfriend.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

<v Speaker 4>What else you got?

<v Speaker 6>All right, well, the Rockies are well on their way

<v Speaker 6>to losing 100 games for the fourth straight year, which

<v Speaker 6>is not what you want. But with 16 home games

<v Speaker 6>left in the regular season, they kept their promise. They

<v Speaker 6>have added a bunch of new food. to draw fans

<v Speaker 6>to the stadium this year. The Viral 999 Challenge came

<v Speaker 6>out earlier this year.

<v Speaker 1>Glizilla.

<v Speaker 6>Dubai Cinnamon Roll, the Glizilla, the Brisket Taco. Well, they're

<v Speaker 6>adding another new one this week, and it is an

<v Speaker 6>interesting kind of mix of foods. Katie, I don't know

<v Speaker 6>if I like this, but it's the Buffalo Chicken Donut.

<v Speaker 6>So it's a soft, plain donut loaded with tender buffalo chicken,

<v Speaker 6>melted mozzarella cheese, and then baked into perfection in an

<v Speaker 6>oven pizza.

<v Speaker 3>I would try it.

<v Speaker 4>What's an oven pizza?

<v Speaker 3>A pizza oven. Sorry, I'm sorry, a pizza oven. What the?

<v Speaker 6>Switch.

<v Speaker 5>I've seen these savory donut trends, though, and I have

<v Speaker 5>always said I wanted to try them.

<v Speaker 3>Sounds pretty good. You can take a look at it, Katie.

<v Speaker 3>What do you think? Are you into it?

<v Speaker 5>I mean, it just, you know, it looks like buffalo

<v Speaker 5>chicken stuff in a different shape, right?

<v Speaker 1>Same thing, different shape.

<v Speaker 4>It's just a donut-shaped chicken.

<v Speaker 3>Different carrier to your mouth, right?

<v Speaker 1>Exactly, different vessel, if you will.

<v Speaker 4>I'm not a fan of meat in shape, so that's not...

<v Speaker 4>I've never been a fan of the dino nuggets. No,

<v Speaker 4>but this is.

<v Speaker 3>Still just shredded chicken on a donut.

<v Speaker 1>You're like, where does that come from, the dino, actually?

<v Speaker 3>What part of the dino?

<v Speaker 2>What part of the chicken does the dino nugget come from?

<v Speaker 3>Either way.

<v Speaker 2>Well, that sounds like a tasty treat for probably $ 27.

<v Speaker 5>99.

<v Speaker 4>We've got receipts.

<v Speaker 3>We've got drama.

<v Speaker 1>We've got Denver talking.

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<v Speaker 2>the biggest news coming out of the city yesterday is

<v Speaker 2>the new watering restrictions. So starting October 1st, say goodbye

<v Speaker 2>to your lawns. October 1st is the deadline to shut

<v Speaker 2>off your water. They say it is going to be mandatory.

<v Speaker 2>They're banning all automatic lawn sprinklers, spray and spray irrigation

<v Speaker 2>until spring of 2027 due to the severe drought. So

<v Speaker 2>your automated sprinklers or manual even if you're dragging the

<v Speaker 2>hose out there Must be turned off by October 1st.

<v Speaker 4>Done and done.

<v Speaker 2>Now, you can still hand water some of your trees

<v Speaker 2>if they need it, some of your shrubs and flowers,

<v Speaker 2>maybe vegetable gardens if they're still going. But you will

<v Speaker 2>receive a formal warning if you don't shut them off.

<v Speaker 2>The second offense is $ 250, third is $ 500, and fourth

<v Speaker 2>is a $ 1, 000 fine.

<v Speaker 4>We're running low on water, so.

<v Speaker 1>And that's across the state, huh? Not just Denver?

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I think so. Hopefully we have a wet October, right?

<v Speaker 5>Well, they're saying El Nino is supposed to bring it,

<v Speaker 5>so let's go.

<v Speaker 4>Anyway, you've been warned.

<v Speaker 2>The Colorado State Fair opens tomorrow. It's Colorado's biggest end-of-year tradition.

<v Speaker 2>It's going to be down in Pueblo, and it runs

<v Speaker 2>for about 11 days. You can get your carnival rides there.

<v Speaker 2>Your livestock competitions. Oh, I love a good livestock competition.

<v Speaker 1>Me too.

<v Speaker 2>You got your fair food, so you can go down

<v Speaker 2>there and get a funnel cake. Rodeos, concerts, all sorts

<v Speaker 2>of exhibits. So that's generally a good time, so people

<v Speaker 2>tell me. I've never been down.

<v Speaker 1>I haven't either.

<v Speaker 3>I know.

<v Speaker 5>I've always wanted to go, but it just seems when

<v Speaker 5>it rolls around, I'm like, well.

<v Speaker 4>I'm working.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, kind of. Exactly.

<v Speaker 4>What else is going on? Uh-oh, Buc-ee's is at it again.

<v Speaker 4>The old Buc-ee's.

<v Speaker 2>You know, they were out there trying to get their

<v Speaker 2>big gas station put into the Palmer Lake area.

<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

<v Speaker 4>The town of Palmer Lake.

<v Speaker 2>Well, if you recall, there was enormous backlash and recalls and...

<v Speaker 2>resignations of special elections, and there's all sorts of nonsense

<v Speaker 2>that went on with that.

<v Speaker 4>They eventually pulled the plug, right?

<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

<v Speaker 4>Well, they're back and they're going to El Paso County

<v Speaker 4>to get the approval instead.

<v Speaker 2>Because I think El Paso kind of is the umbrella

<v Speaker 2>over the Palmer Lake area.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>So they're going to El Paso County now. to try

<v Speaker 2>to get approval for the gigantic travel center.

<v Speaker 1>Still in the same spot?

<v Speaker 4>I believe so.

<v Speaker 2>They say it does qualify under certain zoning rules out

<v Speaker 2>there that allow a convenience store, even if it is 74,000

<v Speaker 2>square feet with 120 gas pumps.

<v Speaker 4>Do you know what this is like?

<v Speaker 5>This is like when you ask mom for something and

<v Speaker 5>she says no, so you wait until dad has a

<v Speaker 5>few beers and then you.

<v Speaker 4>Go ask him the same thing.

<v Speaker 2>For sure. So they're going to El Paso County to

<v Speaker 2>see if they can get some approval. I'm telling you,

<v Speaker 2>I've been to that Johnstown now, went up in Johnstown

<v Speaker 2>now a couple times.

<v Speaker 4>I love it. I get it why they do not

<v Speaker 4>want that out there.

<v Speaker 3>Oh, really?

<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding me? I love that place.

<v Speaker 3>It was horrible.

<v Speaker 2>The amount of traffic that it brings in, the amount

<v Speaker 2>of people, the smell of exhaust.

<v Speaker 3>It was nasty. It was nasty up there. I don't know.

<v Speaker 5>I think that people are afraid of what they don't know,

<v Speaker 5>but it's going to bring a.

<v Speaker 3>Lot of jobs. But they do know. It's so good

<v Speaker 3>for the economy.

<v Speaker 1>Exactly. It's more than just about their view of the mountains.

<v Speaker 1>Noise pollution.

<v Speaker 5>I think people are pretty selfish when they're thinking about

<v Speaker 5>why they don't want it, and it's for the good

<v Speaker 5>of everybody.

<v Speaker 4>It's too big.

<v Speaker 1>So the beeper can be everywhere.

<v Speaker 4>It's too big.

<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

<v Speaker 2>Go up to that one in Johnstown on like a

<v Speaker 2>Friday afternoon where you can't find a single parking spot,

<v Speaker 2>and the lines are out the door. And the line

<v Speaker 2>of cars down the road. I was just there and

<v Speaker 2>I was like, what the hell is happening?

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but people who like that stuff.

<v Speaker 4>And the brisket sandwich was kind of.

<v Speaker 1>Ho-hum to me. That's the thing. That's not your thing.

<v Speaker 1>But for people who it is their thing.

<v Speaker 4>Brisket is my thing. What are you talking about?

<v Speaker 1>The gas station itself. People love that place. And so

<v Speaker 1>to have it so close.

<v Speaker 3>I know.

<v Speaker 1>I can see why people would want it.

<v Speaker 4>Too many people. Too many people fight it. All right,

<v Speaker 4>I got one more thing.

<v Speaker 2>Generally, it's Katie doing the bear stories.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>But a bear helped itself to some firefighting equipment after

<v Speaker 2>wandering into a Colorado Springs fire station. The Springs Fire

<v Speaker 2>Department posted some security camera footage to social media showing

<v Speaker 2>the animal entering the bay at Station 16 and then

<v Speaker 2>walking off with a bag of just gear. He peaced out,

<v Speaker 2>and I guess they're still trying to find it. It

<v Speaker 2>remains unclear whether the gear was recovered. So I'm wondering

<v Speaker 2>what was in there. Maybe they had a couple granola

<v Speaker 2>bars or something, or I don't know. But maybe this

<v Speaker 2>bear's just really into firefighters.

<v Speaker 3>Maybe just like Smokey the Bear.

<v Speaker 1>To his cousin Smokey.

<v Speaker 4>That's what I was going to say. There we go.

<v Speaker 4>It's kind of cute, though. Just like all the ladies

<v Speaker 4>out there, bears love firefighters.

<v Speaker 3>They do.

<v Speaker 4>All right, what else is going on?

<v Speaker 5>Okay, so introducing the Beast in a Blanket at Empower

<v Speaker 5>Field at Mile High. So this season, it is on

<v Speaker 5>the Pig in a Blanket, daddy of them all. So

<v Speaker 5>this thing is massive. It's a two-foot grilled hot dog

<v Speaker 5>with barbecue brisket, burnt ends, goat cheese up in there,

<v Speaker 5>sharp cheddar. You've got a puff pastry that completely... envelopes

<v Speaker 5>at all, and then crispy onions, jalapeno slices, avocado crema,

<v Speaker 5>and Mile High secret sauce on top.

<v Speaker 3>Too many flavors.

<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's so many good flavors.

<v Speaker 5>No word on what this delicious monstrosity is going to cost,

<v Speaker 5>but the Glizilla at Coors.

<v Speaker 1>Field is $ 50. And this is comparable to that. So

<v Speaker 1>that's what they're thinking.

<v Speaker 4>$ 50 glizzy.

<v Speaker 5>At least $ 50. Now, the thing is, it's two pounds.

<v Speaker 5>So they're not expecting people to put this away by themselves.

<v Speaker 1>You get it.

<v Speaker 4>You share it.

<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm saying they expect people to get it and

<v Speaker 1>share it.

<v Speaker 5>That's why it costs so much. But yeah, it's going

<v Speaker 5>to be available starting this season. And I'm all about it.

<v Speaker 5>I will at least try it.

<v Speaker 4>It looks good.

<v Speaker 3>I saw a picture.

<v Speaker 1>I love a good.

<v Speaker 3>Pig in a blanket.

<v Speaker 1>So the fact that they've kind of just leveled this

<v Speaker 1>one up. Bring me the goat cheese. I'm a big

<v Speaker 1>fan of that.

<v Speaker 4>Think twice about what you're putting in your body.

<v Speaker 1>Well, again, it's a treat. It's not like you have these.

<v Speaker 4>Beasts in a blanket.

<v Speaker 2>Look at the first word of this meal.

<v Speaker 1>But if you're just.

<v Speaker 5>Having a treat while you're at a ball game, it's

<v Speaker 5>worth it to at least try it.

<v Speaker 4>I've earned this.

<v Speaker 3>Maybe you want to share.

<v Speaker 4>I got my 10,000 steps in today. I earned this.

<v Speaker 1>How many miles did you run yesterday?

<v Speaker 4>Oh, I run 15 miles.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, right.

<v Speaker 1>Okay, moving on. You want to do a push-up competition

<v Speaker 1>right now?

<v Speaker 5>Yeah, let's go.

<v Speaker 3>Let's go.

<v Speaker 1>I will leg wrestle you all day.

<v Speaker 4>That has nothing to do with legs.

<v Speaker 1>Yes, I just asked you how far you ran.

<v Speaker 2>No, I said you want to do a push-up competition.

<v Speaker 1>Oh, and then I asked you a leg competition.

<v Speaker 4>Leg wrestling. I could outrun you.

<v Speaker 3>Easy.

<v Speaker 4>Easy peasy.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, right.

<v Speaker 4>You want to race down the hall right now? I

<v Speaker 4>will race you down the hall right now.

<v Speaker 6>I'm in flat.

<v Speaker 1>That's not fair. I don't have tennis shoes on today.

<v Speaker 4>I'll take my shoes off. We'll do it barefoot.

<v Speaker 3>You know what? It's about to happen. This is about

<v Speaker 3>to happen. Let me get my camera. During the break.

<v Speaker 3>I know. New video.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

<v Speaker 3>Okay.

<v Speaker 4>Let me go clip my toenails. I might cut you.

<v Speaker 4>I'm like a Wolverine. I can swap fish out of

<v Speaker 4>a lake.

<v Speaker 1>Denver city council.

<v Speaker 5>They've officially approved a new naming rights agreement for the building.

<v Speaker 1>That is a better concert hall. So the Colorado symphony.

<v Speaker 5>They're going to sell the naming opportunities to fund this

<v Speaker 5>massive renovation and They're going to redo Betra Concert Hall

<v Speaker 5>to the.

<v Speaker 1>Tune of $ 122 million.

<v Speaker 5>That is quite the improvement there.

<v Speaker 2>I was just there. It didn't look that bad. I mean,

<v Speaker 2>the restrooms still looked great. The symphony area looked fantastic.

<v Speaker 2>So there must be some stuff going on behind the

<v Speaker 2>scenes we don't know about.

<v Speaker 5>Well, can you imagine how much better it's going to look?

<v Speaker 1>Yeah. $ 122 million.

<v Speaker 5>And hopefully they name it something that I can look

<v Speaker 5>at and pronounce immediately.

<v Speaker 4>Well, I saw. How do I? You know what my

<v Speaker 4>vote is?

<v Speaker 2>It's always like Hot Topic Concert Hall or Build-A-Bear Concert Hall.

<v Speaker 3>We should do that.

<v Speaker 2>They're going to do multiple things, though. You can have

<v Speaker 2>naming rights on the inside. You can have naming rights

<v Speaker 2>of the stage. You can have naming rights of various

<v Speaker 2>portions of the building. So they're really selling it off.

<v Speaker 1>Duke's Mayo side stage.

<v Speaker 4>The Cinnabon Theater.

<v Speaker 1>That's so funny.

<v Speaker 3>The Duke's Mayo.

<v Speaker 1>So we'll see. What it all comes to.

<v Speaker 5>But yeah, they're workshopping that idea for new names there.

<v Speaker 5>And then tonight, this is really exciting because we've all

<v Speaker 5>still kind.

<v Speaker 1>Of been reeling about the loss of Dolly Parton.

<v Speaker 5>I mean, I'm still seeing it all over social media

<v Speaker 5>and it makes me sad that she's.

<v Speaker 1>Not with us anymore. So Grizzly Rose, they're like.

<v Speaker 3>You know what?

<v Speaker 1>Tonight, it's ladies night.

<v Speaker 5>And in honor of the late, great Dolly Parton, it's

<v Speaker 5>dress like Dolly night.

<v Speaker 4>I can't wait.

<v Speaker 1>And for ladies, it is perfect.

<v Speaker 5>Free drinks after 8 so you get free draft beer

<v Speaker 5>and free well drinks from 8 until midnight tonight so

<v Speaker 5>you can go tip it on back for Dolly but

<v Speaker 5>I love that they're doing that because again I think

<v Speaker 5>this is one loss that we are all feeling tremendously

<v Speaker 5>because she was such a good human She did so

<v Speaker 5>many good things. I just saw this post where someone

<v Speaker 5>was like, she was talking about Dolly Parton passing away

<v Speaker 5>and her little seven-year-old daughter kind of got sad.

<v Speaker 1>And she was like, oh, do you know who Dolly is?

<v Speaker 5>She's like, well, I don't know her, know her, but

<v Speaker 5>she sent me books. And I was like, oh, this

<v Speaker 5>is heartbreaking.

<v Speaker 2>Don't be such a chicken squad.

<v Speaker 4>I have this list.

<v Speaker 2>I didn't get to it, but the, you know, I

<v Speaker 2>talked about this yesterday, my whole joke of the oversaturation.

<v Speaker 4>Of Dolly Parton.

<v Speaker 2>This story says she left behind a roadmap of planned projects.

<v Speaker 2>She's got her Tennessee travel shops. She's got her Song

<v Speaker 2>Teller Hotel. There's a Life of Many Colors Museum. Dolly

<v Speaker 2>Dolls are gonna be available in September.

<v Speaker 4>Her Cup of Ambition Coffee.

<v Speaker 2>Dolly on Holly, which they think is like an elf

<v Speaker 2>on a shelf.

<v Speaker 5>Oh!

<v Speaker 2>Her Broadway production, the true original musical, there's a 9

<v Speaker 2>to 5 jewelry collection, Dolly's dog treats, a bedding and

<v Speaker 2>home decor collection, and her avatar was in the works

<v Speaker 2>as well. That's how much Dolly Parton stuff was in

<v Speaker 2>the pipeline.

<v Speaker 1>I mean, she was working way more than 9 to 5.

<v Speaker 1>She's just 24-7 on the clock. But may she rest.

<v Speaker 4>Well, have fun at the Grizzly Rose, though. Get you

<v Speaker 4>some free drinks.

<v Speaker 5>Right?

<v Speaker 4>Somebody getting pregnant that night.

<v Speaker 1>Hey, there you go, Jared. There's your mile high.

<v Speaker 4>How many hours was it free drinks?

<v Speaker 1>Eight to midnight. Eight to midnight.

<v Speaker 4>Four hours. Somebody definitely getting pregnant that night. Another red flag.

<v Speaker 2>Another red flag when it comes to Princess Pilot, Josh's girlfriend.

<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you, these things are stacking up. This is

<v Speaker 2>coming on the heels of her demanding that he celebrates.

<v Speaker 4>Her half birthday.

<v Speaker 2>He got her a sash and everything. Little princess crown.

<v Speaker 2>That was one major red flag. Here's another one. Now

<v Speaker 2>she's in his kitchen because he likes going to the

<v Speaker 2>mall to get lunch or dinner.

<v Speaker 4>Oh, I didn't understand this. What's their beef with the

<v Speaker 4>food court?

<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

<v Speaker 6>I was talking the other day, and I live and

<v Speaker 6>Katie lives relatively close to Park Meadows Mall, right?

<v Speaker 4>Wait, wait, wait. Retail resort.

<v Speaker 3>It's not a mall.

<v Speaker 4>Sorry.

<v Speaker 3>Sorry, sorry. Don't want to upset anybody.

<v Speaker 6>But that being said, I go there every once in

<v Speaker 6>a while right after work. Because that gives me, like, what,

<v Speaker 6>10 to 12 options of restaurants right there in the

<v Speaker 6>food court, right?

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what you feeling?

<v Speaker 2>Which are all, like, totally— You can get a Cinnabon

<v Speaker 2>and some Panda Express.

<v Speaker 3>Totally viable options. Maybe some pretzels.

<v Speaker 6>So I was texting her the other day, and I

<v Speaker 6>was like, hey, I'm just at the mall really quick

<v Speaker 6>to grab some food. And she's like, you go there—

<v Speaker 6>just for the options of food there? And I'm like, yeah, absolutely.

<v Speaker 6>They're all restaurants.

<v Speaker 4>You text back and be like, oh, you celebrate a

<v Speaker 4>half birthday? What are you, an idiot?

<v Speaker 3>I don't like to start runs, so no.

<v Speaker 1>He's like, I'm not looking for a fight, Jeremy.

<v Speaker 3>Nope, I don't want that. But I was confused. She

<v Speaker 3>was so confused that I would go in there to

<v Speaker 3>not just shop. Like, I did no shopping. I got in,

<v Speaker 3>got out, got what I wanted, got some Panda Express,

<v Speaker 3>all right?

<v Speaker 6>And she was like, no, no, no, that's like the

<v Speaker 6>extra treat you get when you're already shopping there.

<v Speaker 3>And I was like, Not at all. That makes no

<v Speaker 3>sense to me. Unbelievable.

<v Speaker 4>This is unbelievable. I can't with this woman.

<v Speaker 1>I went to this specific mall just for the food options.

<v Speaker 4>Retail resort.

<v Speaker 3>Okay.

<v Speaker 1>Jeremy. That's where Shake Shack is.

<v Speaker 5>Yes.

<v Speaker 4>It's in the mall.

<v Speaker 1>I have to go.

<v Speaker 5>There to get that. But we went in there. I

<v Speaker 5>remember when we did a little field trip as JKJ.

<v Speaker 5>We all got bourbon chicken at that one spot. I

<v Speaker 5>go back for that bourbon chicken.

<v Speaker 3>All the time. That chicken was money.

<v Speaker 1>It was so good.

<v Speaker 5>So I go to Park Meadows Retail Resort quite often.

<v Speaker 1>Just for the food. I do this.

<v Speaker 3>Why wouldn't you?

<v Speaker 4>You have, like, you got so many options.

<v Speaker 3>Thank you.

<v Speaker 2>Exactly.

<v Speaker 3>And they even have, like, a Jamba Juice in there, too,

<v Speaker 3>if I'm feeling a smoothie.

<v Speaker 4>You can get a Starby's if you want.

<v Speaker 6>And to be honest, I think, I know we have

<v Speaker 6>another Chick-fil-A down the road, but I think that is

<v Speaker 6>the closest Chick-fil-A to us. Yeah. So, like.

<v Speaker 3>I mean, there's Popeyes. There's a Chipotle in there. There's

<v Speaker 3>so many.

<v Speaker 2>Why would you not go to the retail resort to

<v Speaker 2>get a delicious snack?

<v Speaker 3>I was shocked that I was not going to buy

<v Speaker 3>some aloe or lulu.

<v Speaker 4>First before going.

<v Speaker 6>We do.

<v Speaker 3>I've told you, you need to keep looking. For this?

<v Speaker 3>That's crazy.

<v Speaker 4>Red flag on red flag on red flag.

<v Speaker 3>This on top of the half birthdays, you just can't do.

<v Speaker 4>There's so much more, too, that you guys don't even

<v Speaker 4>know about.

<v Speaker 1>Like, I'm not having it.

<v Speaker 4>I'm not having it.

<v Speaker 2>This is not good long-term love here. It's not a

<v Speaker 2>good long-term relationship.

<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't base it on her food court preference.

<v Speaker 2>She doesn't like you going into a food court to

<v Speaker 2>get food in a food court.

<v Speaker 4>Although I think they call it the dining hall.

<v Speaker 3>It is. It is the dining hall. It says, welcome

<v Speaker 3>to the dining hall.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

<v Speaker 4>So you can enjoy 20 different options. That's nuts to me.

<v Speaker 4>It's pure insanity.

<v Speaker 3>I think it's a great idea.

<v Speaker 6>Especially because I think I grew up doing that because

<v Speaker 6>a family of seven that we were every kid could

<v Speaker 6>get what they wanted.

<v Speaker 3>Absolutely. I think that's smart.

<v Speaker 5>And if you don't know what you want, that's what

<v Speaker 5>I like to do. I like to walk in there

<v Speaker 5>and wander around and see which one.

<v Speaker 3>Speaks to me.

<v Speaker 4>Get the samples on the toothpicks.

<v Speaker 6>Exactly.

<v Speaker 4>Thank you.

<v Speaker 1>Who's going to tempt me?

<v Speaker 4>What has she got to get samples on toothpicks?

<v Speaker 1>Who's going to tempt me over with their delicious food?

<v Speaker 4>Wow me, woo me.

<v Speaker 3>What catches the nose, right?

<v Speaker 1>Who's going to get me as their customer? It's like

<v Speaker 1>a game I like to play. So I love dining hall.

<v Speaker 3>Who wants me? Yes, Josh.

<v Speaker 2>You've got to get with a woman who loves little toothpicks, okay?

<v Speaker 4>In more ways than one.