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Oh, yeah.
Here we go, y'all.
All right.
What is it?
Thursday?
Yeah.
I don't even know what day of the
week it is anymore, man.
I've been on a round top of a
bunch of different interviews,
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I want to give a hat tip to
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I don't think everybody's gotten a memo
from our regular YouTube channels,
but as you can probably imagine.
can't really operate on youtube every
single time we'd put up a live on
youtube i would lose without a doubt every
single time anywhere i mean they took a
thousand people son they unsubscribed a
thousand people a thousand people because
i was broadcasting over there so it is
what it is um all right so uh
yeah i'll just jump right into it with
the farm news how you doing son
Pretty good.
Yeah, it's actually a pretty nice,
nice day out today.
But I'll get into that during my farm
news because I think it's they're playing
games again, Dad.
Yeah, yeah, they're definitely.
Thank you, Juby Joe.
Hat tip back to y'all.
Well, you know,
the good thing is the biggest audience is
definitely on the audio platform.
But we thank everybody for, you know,
checking us out.
And we always like to do the live
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I don't have time to sit here and
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You know,
I've been on the media rollercoaster as of
late promoting the Sovereign Health
Summit.
And, man, I was on America News,
whatever I was on.
Man, I can't even keep up with them.
I did three of them yesterday.
And...
Man, people are really,
really hungry for this information,
but that's a reason why YouTube is putting
the brakes on those of us out here,
like me and William,
who are trying to put out really,
really good information.
So in order to get this into the
hand of the people that need it,
you got to promote it.
So help us.
All right.
So farm news on this end,
I'm out here making bone sauce.
We finally had some days without rain and
I'm making a bunch of it.
So we got some on the website for
those that are so inclined.
Um, like I said, lots of podcasts.
I got that written down here.
So we got sheep.
I want to make sure I bring this
up right now.
The sheep are eating silver grass.
Now people heard me talk about it and
say, whoa,
you can't do that because you said you
couldn't.
Well, I didn't tell the whole story.
They will eat it when they're forced to
when it's young.
They don't like it.
It's not their favorite thing in the
world.
Now, when it grows up, forget about it.
They're not going to touch it.
They absolutely positively will not touch
it.
But when it's juvenile,
that's when we really,
really want them on it.
And then after they go through it,
I can really put the damper on it
by running a weed eater through it.
See,
For everybody out there dealing with a
problem plant, like in this case,
the silver grass was brought in by the
government.
How about that?
That's why so many of these mountains over
here are not being farmed because they're
covered up with silver grass and nobody in
the conventional sense knows how to deal
with it.
Well,
we knew initially that Michelle figured it
out that this stuff really doesn't like a
high fungal environment.
We absolutely know that.
Um, in the,
in the pasture where we have clumps of
it, well,
we had more of it and honestly,
it's all but gone for the most part.
But anyway,
what I do is go in there.
You find out, first of all,
what that plant doesn't like.
It does all of its operations on the
rhizomes.
And so if you are able to hit
it while it's vegetative,
it's gonna starve those rhizomes.
In order to keep growing,
it's gonna have to shoot energy back up
into it.
And that's what happens.
So that's why you wanna work it over
and over and over.
So when the sheep go through,
I'll go through.
Sheep go through, I'll go through.
And I'll scalp that stuff right plumb down
to the ground.
And you'll find out,
it may take a year or two,
but honestly,
I could speed it up way more if
I just put some fungal dominant compost
extract out there.
Some of these places are difficult to
reach.
So it was really not all that practical.
But if you do nothing,
find out what that thing is that is
giving you pain.
Find out everything that it hates and see
if you can't create an environment that is
not going to be favorable for whatever
that thing is.
And you find out nine times out of
ten,
that if you just do good pasture
management, good grazing,
do all those things right,
you'll find out that you'll get less of
the things you don't want and a whole
lot more of the things you do.
All right, so some other things here.
Son,
I'm wondering if you're having this issue
as well.
And I wonder how many other people out
there
Um, I,
I got an agent right now who's basically
booking me for these podcasts.
She's sending out emails.
I can't even,
I've talked before about how Dane
Wigington would send me an email and then
I get it a week later.
That sort of thing is still happening and
it's happening.
My email,
my agent sent me stuff on Monday.
I didn't get it,
but I'll get all this junk email that
I don't want.
Folks,
if you guys are trying to email me
and I'm not responding,
I'm telling you the reasons why.
They are definitely playing games,
not only with email,
but also with my phone as well.
I have no problem with telemarketers
getting through.
Somehow they make it through.
But people that I have business
arrangements with, all of a sudden,
they're not getting through.
And I'll look, call me a conspiracy nut,
call me whatever.
I really don't care.
I know that I've been very,
very outspoken on the genocide that's
happening in Gaza and some of these other
places.
And the more I talk about it,
the more we have banking problems,
phone problems, email problems,
all of these little things like that that
turn out to be big things when you
have business deals riding on it.
I'm just wondering how many other people
are dealing with this out there because
it's not just me.
I talked to other people in this space
and they just happen to have the same
doggone problem, son.
I mean,
are you having a problem on your end?
It was so bad on my end,
I had to get a new phone.
Now,
there's new issues arising with these
phones now.
They keep confusing which number is
attached to which phone.
I had that issue earlier with Emily.
She was trying to call me while I
was out in town,
and it was going to my work phone
instead of my personal phone,
so there were some issues going on there.
I thought they were resolved until that
started happening, but when I send emails,
it'll go directly into my drafts for some
reason,
as if I hit save to drafts instead
of send.
I know how to send an email.
Like, I'm not hitting the wrong button.
I've never intentionally sent an email to
drafts before.
It just never seemed like a useful
function for me.
And then, yeah, I'll have, like,
the junk mail.
Every single one of the junk mail on
my email will come right through,
no issue.
But actual emails where I'm, like,
actually having correspondence back and
forth with people,
that one will go to junk.
It doesn't make any sense.
So, yeah, I...
I don't get it.
It's the most out of everything it is
we do.
And you might agree with this, Dad.
Out of everything it is we do,
the most frustrating part or really,
I got to say,
the only frustrating part is the
technology aspect.
Right.
And the communication part of the
technology aspect.
That's the hardest and most frustrating
part of what it is like of what
I do, at least from my opinion.
Yeah, I'm right there with you.
It's one hundred percent of any agony that
your mom and I have.
It'll definitely be coming through the
electronic means.
And I know that they are doing this
on purpose.
Now, Jimmy Joe,
who always has wonderful ideas,
is trying to email that John B.
Wells is offering.
I have not.
But look, if J.B.
Wells is talking about it,
I'm definitely going to have to check it
out.
In fact,
I need to resubscribe to Caravan the
Midnight.
And I love John B.
Um,
I haven't listened to him in quite a
while.
Doggone it.
I'm glad you brought him up because I
need to start checking him out again and
see what he's up to.
Um, yeah,
we were having a little bit of
communication back and forth.
I need to reach out to him and
see if I can get on his show.
Um, yeah, John B man, he was,
he was always a jam up guy.
So,
which is why they fired him from coast
to coast because he was a little too
good at what he did.
Um, okay.
So some other things here.
Um,
Check this out.
I made this observation, as you know,
as permaculture designers,
we should be very observant to what's
happening in nature.
Here's what I've noticed.
For a while now, the chemtrails,
or at least the devices we have out
here,
have been beating off the chemtrails.
It still does,
but they fall to the ground,
and it transforms them in the air, okay?
That's what the testing is showing that's
happening.
Now, these things are very expensive.
I understand that.
But check this out.
Over the last couple of days,
they've really been spraying quite
heavily.
And I was telling everybody right here on
this podcast that, man,
we've had so many pollinators,
it'll blow your mind,
hummingbirds the whole nine yards.
Over these last several days,
because I look at them every single day,
The bees kind of fight with the
hummingbirds over the feeders.
And now all of a sudden,
there's neither of each.
On all these days where they're heavily
chemtrailing,
it's like all of them are sedated.
And we're feeling the effects as well.
But I'm noticing that whatever they're
dropping in there is definitely having an
effect on the pollinators.
So, yeah,
I just thought I'd point that out because
it looked like something out of Alfred
Hitchcock out here.
But the last couple of days,
they've been going nuts.
And of course,
there's some there's some little epidemic
going in with some kind of gut issue
all of a sudden here in North Carolina
that nobody can seem to figure out.
And I'm betting there is some correlation
out there.
Are you talking about now on the gut
thing?
Are you talking about like the recalls
they've had with the eggs and the lettuce?
Or are you talking about like the sickness
that's going around?
Because the sickness has been going around
here, too.
Yeah,
there's a late gut thing going around.
And I think I got to touch up
it myself.
Been running to the bathroom, you know,
at unscheduled times,
if you know what I'm saying.
And I have no reason for it.
And all of a sudden,
this lethargy that your mom and I both
have.
And it was like, man,
I totally got myself off of coffee last
two days, man.
I'm sitting here drinking to just a
function.
And she's telling me, your mom is like,
man,
I can't even put one foot in front
of the other right now.
And you know how hard your mom is.
And I'm sitting here saying the same
thing.
She says,
you sure you want to be drinking coffee?
And it was like twelve o'clock or twelve
p.m., which is way too late for me.
And I said, man,
I got work I got to do.
I mean, I'm sitting here.
I don't even know what planet I'm on,
but I know that they are absolutely going
crazy.
And I think they're hitting everybody.
There were eighty one kids called out of
a new Boston school earlier this week,
which for those of you guys that don't
know, new Boston,
Texas school is a very small school.
Like it's I don't know how big Tonganoxie,
Kansas is anymore,
but it was about the same.
It's about the size now as it was
when I was in Tonganoxie.
My graduating class was like one hundred
and ten,
one hundred and twenty or something like
that.
So.
It's not a massive school by any means.
And eighty one kids called out of the
high school earlier this week because they
all had the same thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a stomach bug.
I'll bet dollars to donuts that they're
dropping it from the sky.
And since nobody's out there looking after
we the people,
this is probably the latest, you know,
testing regimen that they're doing on the
people.
Because, I mean,
we are literally nothing but bugs to the
powers that shouldn't be.
And they're henchmen.
So, yeah.
Andrea saying, yeah, had it yesterday.
Still feel weird.
Yeah, I'm right there with you.
I'm in the same exact position.
I'm putting one foot in front of the
other and just trying to muscle through
it, to be honest with you.
The last thing I got here is...
Wanna remind everybody, you know,
we're the only ones around here that have
any bees at all, probably for five miles.
And a lot of it might have to
do with the practices.
Some of it might, I mean,
there's a whole bunch of reasons why that
could be the case.
But one of the things I know that
helps a great deal is we don't use
any drugs on our bees.
Yeah, you're surprised about that?
Yeah,
a lot of folks don't know that a
whole lot of beekeepers use drugs.
we don't use anything except the chickens
we use the sheep to eat the grass
down to make access for the chickens and
the chickens go around there and they wipe
out any predators that might be wanting to
mess with these bees so that's exactly how
we do it we have honey that has
zero i mean there's all you if i
i think i don't know what the percentage
is but nearly every beekeeper out there is
giving their bees some kinds of drugs
I don't know how many are not,
but I know we're among that part that
are not.
And so, yeah,
we got honey that'll knock your socks off,
one hundred percent natural.
The bees, look,
the motto here at this farm is get
loose or get lost.
If we got a baby you,
then you're either going to wind up in
the freezer or you're not going to be
here.
Or like some of these other beehives,
you ain't going to make it when the
moths show up.
But you can help them out by running
your chickens through there.
So I talked way too much, son.
Yeah, let's kick it on back to you.
You're good.
We were going back and forth,
so it wasn't just all of you.
So I got an interview with,
as you guys know,
Dad did an interview with Mike Adams
earlier.
Now I got an interview with Mike Adams,
which is going to be pretty cool.
That's going to be here in a couple
of weeks, so I'm excited about that.
Also, I should have been saying this,
but I'll be at the Mountain Readiness
later in October,
and then I'll also be at Midwest
Preparedness.
That's going to be in September.
Mountain Readiness is in North Carolina.
The Midwest Preparedness is going to be in
Kansas.
It's Clinton Lake, Kansas.
I don't remember the name of the exact
campground,
but if you type in Midwest Preparedness,
it'll definitely pop up.
I'm going to be out there this week.
Earlier, I was planting.
Not this week.
in a couple weeks earlier i was planting
some comfrey moringa some comfrey crowns
and some moringa plants that i had started
that were just in seed trays i just
needed to get them out and typically right
now would be a bad time to do
that but i noticed something in the
weather so today is about ten degrees
cooler than it was yesterday yesterday it
was a hundred and three and today it
was like ninety two ninety three which
i mean you notice the ten degrees
difference for sure but it honestly felt
like it was twenty twenty five degrees
different it was like it didn't feel like
it was ten degrees different it felt like
it was much cooler outside than it was
yesterday keep in mind yesterday was
overcast and today is full sun and there's
not like a big difference between breeze
either so it's not like the breeze is
cooling me off or anything like that it's
been
It's weird.
I kept going outside,
paying attention to what it felt like
outside because it was just odd.
It just felt so much cooler out.
That inspired me to go ahead and put
the Comfrey and the Moringa out because I
figured, well,
it'll probably be just fine.
It's on an automatic watering system too,
so I know it's going to have plenty
of water.
Believe it or not, I actually put it
in the crappier section of soil that I
have,
as opposed to the better soil that I
have.
The reason being,
if you were listening to the last episode,
I was talking to dad about how the
comfrey that I had in the really,
really good soil was not doing very good
versus the comfrey that was in like brand
new broken in soil.
Like I started planting in it this earlier
this year, uh,
and the stuff in the brand new soil
did a lot better than the stuff in
the, uh,
the well-made soil like the high biology
soil um so i put all the other
stuff the comfrey and the moringa the
leftovers that i had from there into the
crap your soil because i know that they're
going to do better than in that one
what i'm gonna have to do with the
old or the uh biologically you know
Full soil is probably plant some later
later successional plants.
So something that requires a little bit
higher fungi content,
such as like berry bushes or some
perennial herbs or something like that,
because I don't know annuals are going to
I don't know if annuals are going to
do too well in those beds anymore.
which is a cool problem to have.
Or I could also do just apply like
bacteria dominant, um,
compost over there and bring the fungi
back down and try to raise up the
bacteria as well.
But it's kind of fun to have achieved
like a high enough, um,
fungal content where annuals aren't doing
as well as they were before.
That's a pretty cool achievement.
So I don't know.
And I also got to do a whole
lot of fall garden planting and
potentially planting before I start
hitting the road again.
I got a lot of planning coming up.
So that's what I got going on.
Yeah, we got a couple of questions here.
Yeah, Juby Joe was asking about smoke.
No, smoke is perfectly fine.
You know, I like to use burlap.
It works pretty well in those little smoke
canisters.
That is absolutely no,
that's not drugs at all.
Absolutely.
Well, depends on what's in the smoke,
because there are...
I vaguely remember seeing a couple YouTube
videos of people using specialized pellets
in their smoker.
I think it was for extractions from
buildings and whatnot,
but I don't think all pellets are made
the same.
I think some are meant for maybe riskier
jobs, so keep that in mind.
Yeah,
I like to use like paper towels or
something like that or whatever I can find
on the ground,
some leaves or whatever the case may be.
I usually stack that in there.
Yeah.
Let's see.
Andrea says they've been underreporting
the temps all dang summer.
Yeah,
there it was the same thing around here
the other day.
I mean,
I'm out here wearing a doggone sweatshirt
in summer.
which normally I can go out here in
a t-shirt the whole time.
The temperature said one thing,
but reality was totally another.
Y'all,
they are playing with us up one side
and down the other.
Yeah, Pastor Lon in the house.
Yeah, right on.
There he is.
Yeah.
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All right.
So let's kick into the good news here.
All right.
Well,
the Trump-Canadian tariff war is set to
hit American wallets from toilet paper to
refrigerators to tool chests.
Okay, I brought this up for,
you're probably thinking, well,
how is that possibly good news?
Well,
the good news is if they wipe out
the toilet paper, you can grow mullein.
OK,
it's about it's probably better than
toilet paper.
Now,
I don't know if I want to try
to flush it.
You may be looking for an oak out
back, but I'm just telling you, hey,
that's the only good news I'm going to
get out of there.
But honestly,
these Canadian tariffs might be a little
bit tough on everybody.
In fact,
all this stuff is going to be tough
out there.
So, yeah, I did.
I'm calling that good news because look.
Push comes to shove.
You need to be growing mullein anyway for
medicine.
And if you have the opportunity,
like I said,
grow enough of it to where you could
possibly use it as toilet paper.
It's really, really soft.
I mean, I'll be honest with you.
Y'all, I'm old enough.
I kid you not.
Back growing up with my grandmom,
she was raising six of us boys on
welfare.
And the welfare then ain't the welfare
now.
She was in her seventies raising six boys.
And it was quite often that you'd run
out of toilet paper.
I mean,
there was almost a rationing system set up
on the toilet paper.
So you know what?
Everybody back in the day,
I know a lot of young folks don't
know about this, but yeah,
there was a thing called a Sears catalog,
and that was your plan B for the
newspaper,
and you didn't want the comics in there,
believe me.
You had the newspaper that was all...
Look,
I'm not trying to go into too much
detail, but I'm just trying to say, look,
I wish I knew about Mullen back in
the day because...
Wiping your keister with some newspaper
ain't no fun,
no matter how much you crinkle that stuff
up.
All right.
So next good news story,
avocado fraud exposed.
Now here's the good news.
Texas AG launches investigation as a study
reveals widespread adulteration.
We talked about this last time, folks,
and of all the stories that hit the
bricks right now,
this is one of the ones that really
has me aggravated to no end because
there's a whole lot of people out there
um that are into health in a big
big way and eating those seed oils like
people with heart conditions and stuff
like that man that's only going to set
it back even further i mean who even
knows how many people all these people
killed and son your mom told me about
i talked about siete and i'm really angry
about those more than anything dad we know
because you've told us ever since you
found out you brought it up every single
episode
Well, check this out.
To make it even worse,
I guess your mom was rubbing it in.
Well, that's not what she was doing.
But she tells me yesterday they still
haven't even offered a statement as to
what happened and why.
But then they came out.
But they did announce a brand new flavor
of potato chip.
And I'm like,
you people are some wicked people, man.
They've got their family on the back.
They've got a picture of their family on
there.
Right.
There's people out there probably putting
a hit list together on these folks.
Oh, okay,
that's exactly what you look like.
I know exactly.
They went and had a giant party,
put that on social media,
and then they announced a brand-new chip.
when they still haven't even addressed the
fact that they were putting fraudulent.
And you look on a bag made with
avocado oil.
Man,
if you look at that study that was
done, man,
there was almost none in there and they
were using these lousy seed oils.
And the only one that's really addressed
this is one of the ones that wasn't
even affected as your standards.
So anyway,
I'm hoping there's a whole lot of
companies that go absolutely broke because
I'm hoping Ken Paxton, the AG of Texas,
I'm hoping they wipe every last one of
those companies out.
It probably ain't going to happen given
our legal system these days.
I mean, it's, you know, rob the poor,
give to the rich.
It's a bastardized version of Robin Hood.
But anyway,
I'm just hoping that every last one of
those companies,
and I feel for the people working there,
but I hope every last one of them
gets sold out, get bankrupt, get whatever.
When you're doing this kind of garbage to
the American people,
you need to pay the piper.
All right.
And then finally, excuse me,
daily blueberries linked to lower blood
pressure, healthier heart.
Okay.
It's got those anthocyanins in there.
Anything.
That's why I eat a lot of color
in my food.
In fact,
I need to thaw out some of them
blueberries that your mom and I picked a
couple of about a month ago, I guess.
Um,
And then plus we got a whole bunch
of blueberries off our own stuff out here.
And folks, I mean,
blueberries are probably my favorite
berry.
I mean,
there's a whole lot of them out there,
but man, blueberries are right at the top.
And when you get them at peak freshness
and peak ripeness, I mean, son,
that's exactly what I was talking about in
the short I put out today.
Like I got a bowl full of apples
out here that I just picked.
And unlike the stuff that's available to
y'all in the store,
We select it.
In the stores,
they select it for shipability,
appearance.
Flavor is not even one of the things
they select for.
I kid you not.
Longevity on the shelf,
that's what they're looking for.
I do it on the basis of peak
flavor and peak nutrition.
So does everybody else out there.
Every apple you buy in the store is
a year old.
Most people don't know that.
Peaches, pears, all of it, y'all,
it is old, old, old.
They pick that stuff when it's green and
then hit it with gas to give it
that appearance.
But anyway,
if you can grow blueberries fine,
if you've got blueberry orchards around
you like we do, go that route.
Just be sure that they're not spraying any
junk on them because there's a whole lot
of people out there that are more polished
than spit and more glitter than grit.
With that,
we're going to go to my man,
Eric Sider.
Hey,
Eric Sider here with your PimpCast tip of
the day.
Today's tip,
press one for freedom or two for control.
I'm starting to wonder if inaction is a
feature, not a bug,
of the current human operating system.
It seems like almost everyone agrees we
need fundamental changes to how society
operates,
except when it means changing their own
individual behavior.
The blame game is a perfect excuse not
to do anything.
It's all Trump's fault.
Just wait till the midterms.
Amazon is the enemy, but Target is okay.
Blah, blah, blah.
It's all nonsense.
Just like the permaculture pimp says,
it's not red state, it's not blue state,
it's the state against you.
That might be on a t-shirt somewhere.
The state includes corporations.
It's all one big cesspool of demon
psychopath grifters with a seemingly
endless supply of minions willing to do
their bidding.
Maybe the minions think they'll earn a
spot in the bunker or the space station,
but if it comes to that,
I hope the nuclear fallout is fast and
complete because I have zero interest in
living among the tech twat elites.
Ooh, I think that's going on a t-shirt.
A lot of people are talking about freedom
and the surveillance state now,
which would seem to give hope that people
are seeing that it is a class war,
not a political or race war.
And really it's a war for the future
of our species on this planet,
which the elites don't want us to be
part of.
But what seems to be the reality is
people don't want freedom for everyone.
They want control and you can't have both.
Either everyone gets to say whatever the
hell they want,
or you don't have free speech.
The amount of people that will agree with
you that it's all one big club still
want their side on top.
It's just an excuse not to act,
and permaculture is all about directives
to act.
You can find me on YouTube and Instagram
at Eric Sider.
If you're in need of permaculture
t-shirts,
the official pimp gear of this pimp cast,
or remote permaculture consultation and
design, head over to ericsider.com.
And if you're in the Sacramento area,
we still have a couple spots for our
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course starting in September.
Head over to permaculturefairoaks.org.
That's my dog right there.
Once again, hit it out of the park.
I think there was a couple of technical
issues in there,
but I still got the point.
I mean, I don't even... You know,
I think I'll just leave it right where
he said, because if I'm not careful, man,
I will derail this whole thing.
I will burn this whole podcast to the
ground if I try to comment on it.
Well,
one thing I wanted to say on there
is that he brought up a good point,
is that people will more than...
They'll willingly complain about what's
going on,
but as soon as it requires them to
change anything about their life,
then they're all of a sudden fine with
the status quo.
In fact,
he's got me bugged at least because this
just happened the other day at a jiu-jitsu
practice.
There was a guy complaining about an issue
that he was going through,
and I offered him three solid different
solutions,
but he kept giving me reasons why those
solutions wouldn't work.
He was one of those people that just
wanted to complain about it,
didn't want an actual solution to the
problem.
He just wanted to complain about it.
I think, honestly,
that's a lot of what you find in
the, for lack of better terms,
conspiracy circles and stuff like that.
People that just want to get there and
complain together and then do nothing
about it when they get home.
Yeah.
The commiseration angle, man,
that's a big thing out there.
You know, people will find some way and,
you know,
we talk a lot about it in the
health space.
Like when we had Morley Robbins on the
other day, you know, I'm like, okay,
how many people are listening to this
podcast?
The guy doxed himself and gave you his
number.
And I know he answers because I've
actually called him more than my wife
multiple times.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And if he doesn't answer,
he will get back to you.
I mean, the guy, he must be,
his phone must be like a nuclear meltdown
device right now.
But yeah,
there's so many people out there that are
dealing with a health issue and, um,
i i don't know why they're not taking
every avenue you know that's available to
them especially when there's people out
there that are doing it they're rocking
for the love in the big way because
they love people and they can't stand what
this system has become it's just one awful
real mess um anyway let's go to some
of these questions here uh or comments uh
can't wait until the health summit yeah av
acres that'll be great to see you uh
danielle uh a
Yeah, I saw that.
I think it's Daniel.
He said he's trying to send me an
email.
We just got done talking about that.
I will check my junk folder and see
if it's in there.
If not, if you post your email,
I can write it down and send you
an email.
Yeah.
Well, son,
tell him your email for the people out
there that might be interested.
The permacultureconsultant at gmail.com.
It's linked down below in the description
of everything.
So you should be able to find it
there if you don't remember it here.
But it's just my YouTube channel name at
gmail.com.
All right.
So it would be nice to see them
get sued.
Andrew, I'm right there with you.
And of course,
we get an amen for Eric.
I mean, he always brings it, man,
every single time.
And it's always something that every time
I hear him do it, I'm thinking, man,
I could go one eighty right here right
now.
So what do we got here?
Well,
I think because you were bringing you were
talking about microgreens last episode,
I figured this would be a good question
for you.
This is from Maverick, Cuba,
thirteen oh nine.
When I bring microgreens,
it's more about have you let them mature
past month to see what they look like?
They seem like a quick way to grow
mature plants,
the germination time and rate.
And then he or that I don't know
if it's a he or she,
but they were saying also, once again,
I would love to super chat,
but it won't allow them.
yeah yeah we believe you there's a whole
lot of um coincidences that seem to happen
whenever we're on here um yeah so okay
regarding those microgreens yeah i have
let them go for quite a bit just
to see what would happen and in fact
i got a batch out there right now
but
if you have them growing up in the
methods that i've been talking about as of
late if you don't harvest them they will
get shaded out they will not out compete
for example the beans i have them in
the rows in between the beans out here
um they're being shaded out in one of
the beds so i'm like okay you snooze
you lose you better get them while
everything is kind of low
Otherwise you're going to have an issues
or depending on what you're growing out
there, they could shade out what it is,
but that's an easy fix.
You just go through and make yourself a
salad and have a nice day.
But yeah, I've eaten them early.
I've eaten them mature.
I've eaten them all the way around and
it's still, still,
still great salad greens,
no matter how you go.
And at least I know they weren't picked
in Mexico with somebody out in those
fields without a port of John.
And, um, you know, they do some,
you know, they,
they handle the business out in the field
sometimes.
So, uh,
yeah i will say if you're doing that
to start like for seed like plant starts
like you're planning on separating them
out thinning them out and then separating
them and then planting them out in the
garden that's where i end up killing a
lot of them is in the separating them
out part i don't know if my fingers
aren't delicate enough or small enough i
don't know what it is but a lot
of them die and separating them out and
then trying to get them planted in other
spots so
Pay attention to that.
They might work well until it's time to
thin them out or separate them.
And then you're up here killing a bunch
of plants like me.
I tried that method earlier this year.
It did not work well for me.
Yeah,
I don't thin out the microgreens at all.
I just like the beets.
You may want to thin those out.
I don't care if they're small.
My time, I have to be very,
very economical with my time.
So I go really,
really heavy with the microgreens because
I'm just going to go through with a
pair of scissors anyway, cut them off,
and then just move on.
So I'm like...
Look, man,
I get a fresh salad every single day
better than anything I could hope to buy
in a supermarket or at a farmer's market
because I guarantee the ones at the
farmer's market are growing them in an
inert medium in the house.
They're not even in the ballpark,
not even in the galaxy of the stuff
you're able to grow if you do it
yourself and you got them in soil.
So that's the way I'm doing it.
The other ways are also a way to
go about it as well.
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All right.
I'm bringing that up because the world
wouldn't be in such a snarl if marks
have been Groucho instead of Carl.
Anyway, yeah,
there's probably a certain number of folks
who won't necessarily get that joke.
But anyway, it's funny to me.
Um, title of this one,
you don't need more land.
You need more layers.
And what do I mean by that?
I can't even tell you how many people
reach out and say, well, man,
I wish I could be a farmer.
I see this a lot on X.
It's some of the stuff that I post
on, uh, X, man,
I wish I could farm.
I have a matchbox backyard and you don't,
and they have no idea.
Everybody and myself once upon a time used
to think very two-dimensionally when it
comes to farming.
A lot of people think in acres,
but they seldom think in dimensions.
Very, very seldom.
That's why I refer so many people back
to that video that Eric did on a
balcony facing the wrong way and how much
food you can grow
in a tiny little apartment balcony it is
astonishing my man even had a mini pond
out there i mean he was growing everything
out there that's why i tell everybody to
go back there and check that video out
because if you can do that much think
about it if you can do that much
in crates on a balcony what can you
do if you have just a regular standard
backyard but we got to start thinking
outside of the two-dimensional space
I mean, thinking wise,
I think we ought to be doing some
five-dimensional thinking,
but conventional farming tends to focus on
one plane.
And because that's what most of us are
presented,
we tend not to think about that.
That's why permaculture asks, really,
You know, what can grow above the soil?
What can grow in the soil?
What can grow beneath it?
Overhead, sideways,
all these different places.
So that's the way I'm going to kick
this off right now,
because there's a lot of you that could
be growing a ton of food,
but you just haven't utilized.
I'm not just going to say vertical,
but I'm saying, well,
I'll come to that in a minute.
So go ahead.
Well, yeah.
So whenever you brought up the topic to
me,
the way I took it was like examples
of where somebody thinks they've maxed out
a particular system in ways that they can
increase production or increase yield in
that particular system without having to
increase the amount of land that they have
or the amount of land that they don't
have if they're borrowing land or whatever
it may be.
So that's kind of how I took it.
And the first one that I had was
actually,
I encountered this example in my first
permaculture design course over in Plano.
In our final designs,
there was this guy talking about how he
had cows on his pasture.
And he could hold, right now,
he could hold X amount of cows on
this pasture.
And an immediate way he thought he could
increase the cows on the pasture was by
putting up vertical trellises in the
middle of the pasture
growing kudzu on those trellises in the
middle of those pastures.
Now,
that's pretty innovative.
He's going to have a management issue if
he ever stops grazing cows,
because then you got to figure out what
to do with the kudzu.
Or you could really just hit it really,
really hard with a bunch of animals for
a long period of time,
and it'll eventually go away then.
But that was a way he could increase
the amount of cows he could have on
his property without buying any more
pasture,
and also without having to wait the time
to increase pasture quality.
Now,
I don't know how he worked it out
as far as his grazing plan went,
but
I thought it was a pretty innovative idea
and have been kind of curious to see
if anybody would be, you know,
tempted to try it themselves on
consultations and stuff like that.
So far, everybody said no.
So it'll be interesting to get somebody to
say yes.
Yeah, for me,
I kind of everything I do,
whether it's in the garden or
The vegetable garden in the high tunnel,
well, not so much the high tunnel.
That's usually your mom's primary space
out there.
But I'll try to look at everything in
how a forest is constructed because there
are layers.
We got the overstory, the understory,
the shrubs, vines, herbs, ground cover,
fungi.
And then here's what a lot of us
fail to realize.
is that whether you're in there or not,
there are animals occupying that space.
I mean, there may be ones.
So what I'm saying is,
is I'm looking at the architecture in
nature and saying, huh, at every level,
what if I put a food,
what if I put a nitrogen fixture and
something edible at every single layer?
Well, down in our food forest right now,
folks,
I'm not lying when I tell you this
thing is on autopilot.
I put it out in the video I
did today, the short video.
that YouTube is suppressing and everybody
else too,
because they don't want people to see that
this,
once you get these things on autopilot,
all you have to do is come in
there and collect.
So,
and you want to explain yield to everybody
out there, what, you know,
why the yield in a food forest is
so awesome.
Yeah, if you think of yield as profit,
I think that's the best way to kind
of make people understand it.
So your yield is what you get out
of the system after you subtract all of
your costs into that system.
And one cost that most people don't
subtract from that system,
everybody subtracts like the monetary
costs from the system.
But nobody counts for how many calories
they put into a system.
So if the system is very,
very cheap to,
like the chicken tractor on steroids,
it's very cheap to operate because you're
using other people's waste streams.
It's very cheap to operate.
But the main input on that system is
your calories that you put into that
system.
So you have to subtract that from your
overall, like your end result.
You have to subtract your calories from
that.
And then what's left over is your yield.
Or you have to subtract your inputs,
whatever they may be.
One of those inputs that people overlook a
lot are the calories on your end.
So-
um that's what yield is and the less
work you have to put into a system
the greater your yield is going to be
even if it's sacrificing a little bit of
uh production in return you just have to
calculate that out and see where the sweet
spot is
And I would also suggest that you put
your monetary value in there because time
is money.
And this is what Joel Salatin complained
so much about when it comes to a
lot of producers, younger or, you know,
small producers.
Well, they raised all these chickens.
They took them to the farmer's market and
they sold them.
But what was your time?
You know, what was that worth?
So this is what I'm getting at, folks,
is because we are growing in dimensions
and like we got trees out here.
You know, if you got a tree there,
could you grow a vine of, let's say,
Japanese yams up the side of it?
I mean,
could you grow beans up the side of
that tree,
provided that it's robust and it can
handle the weight?
There are things you could be growing.
Instead of just having that single fruit
tree out there by itself,
is there something that would bind up that
thing that would also, I mean,
depending on the size of the tree,
you might want to put grapes up that
bad boy.
You might want to run currants up there.
There's so many different things,
but none of us,
I ain't going to say none of us,
very few of us think about, huh,
Is there a layer?
Is there something else I can put in
here that might enhance everything?
You got people like John Kemp that talk
about the value of having multiple plant
families in the same area.
What we find out is,
let's just say you have two different
plant families growing together.
You know, there's going to be,
it might be Brown versus Board of
Education, but when you find out,
we find out that when you put at
least seven different plant families in
close proximity to one another,
there's almost this
autopilot thing that takes off in a big,
big way.
And all of a sudden,
everything starts to cooperate with one
another.
It's a pretty big deal.
In fact,
I'm doing an experiment on it right now.
But really, that's what a food forest is.
You're just kind of writing yourself out
of the equation in so many different ways.
But so let me kick it on over
to you.
The next thing that I would think about
whenever you're trying,
let's say you're in the hypothetical,
you have a piece of property and you
think you've maxed it out,
which I have never seen anybody even come
close to the max production on a piece
of property,
no matter how small it is or anything
like that.
There's always a place where you can
increase yield.
But if you're sitting there and you're
thinking, all right,
I have one main system on this property.
I need to increase yield or increase
profits or increase either one of those.
I need to expand this particular system.
Instead of thinking that,
think of what other systems you could
potentially introduce to that property
that doesn't need any individual space,
any more individual unique space or
anything like that,
that can occupy the same space that you're
utilizing.
that you can introduce to your property to
increase yield that way.
Because for example,
and I know this is a very basic
example,
but let's say you have twenty five acres
of cows.
You have your cows running on those twenty
five acres and you've done the
regenerative agriculture.
You're at max organic matter in the soil.
Let's just pretend you have everything
maxed out on that pasture and you've hit
the max number of cows you have.
Instead of thinking, oh,
I need more land to increase this one
particular system,
think of what else you can introduce to
that pasture.
You could introduce trees,
and that increases your yield by
introducing a tree crop.
You can increase multiple different
species,
which is going to increase your yield
because now you're getting yields from
multiple different species as opposed to
your cows.
And not any one of these systems are
necessarily taking away from the cows.
They're occupying and utilizing different
parts of the pasture that weren't being
utilized before, like sheep.
are going to graze different parts of the
grass than the cows are going to graze.
Sheep tend to like to go behind cows.
Chickens, that's another thing.
They're going to actually go through a lot
of the cow manure.
They're not even going to deal with or
mess with anything the cow's going to eat.
The trees,
they're going to occupy above the cows,
and they're going to occupy a very,
very small space in with the cows,
and then they're going to occupy a lot
of space below the cows.
Not really getting in the way of the
cows at all,
and it turns out to be a symbiotic
relationship providing shade for the cows.
So
If you get to the point where you're
like, man,
the only way to increase yield is to
increase this particular system.
I need more land to increase this system.
Ask yourself,
is there any new system I can introduce
to this property to increase yield?
It's not a particular point that I'm
getting across here.
It's a thought process I'm trying to get
across here.
Yeah,
I'm going to piggyback on that because
there's also something I was,
it's kind of expanding on what you said
there.
I was using the example of,
I was thinking about a mulberry tree.
Everything should have multiple functions
out there.
I mean, it's not just a tree,
it's producing berries.
Of course, I love mulberries.
Very nostalgic for me for a whole variety
of reasons.
Yeah, mulberries.
But, you know,
it's going to provide shade,
obviously wildlife habitat.
You know, you got the biomass,
you got the roots.
And then you got fodder out there as
well,
depending on how you want to use that
tree.
You got to ask yourself, how many jobs,
how many different jobs is that one
element doing?
I mean that.
You want to do it with everything that
you possibly can,
even all the way down to your smallest
elements.
Because you're going to find out if, man,
if you can get yourself to think about
man, you know, it's providing shade,
it's doing this, it's doing that.
Oh,
maybe I want to go ahead and put
that mulberry tree over by that pond,
Bill Mollison style,
and let it feed the fish in that
pond.
Every time, you know,
that part of the tree, you know,
I'll take the side that's over the land,
you know, I'll get those.
But the ones,
that tree that's sticking over that pond,
huh,
that might be a pretty good place to
feed my fish or any other things that
you may have in there, crawdads, whatever.
I don't know if they're going to mess
with it,
but I think you get the point.
So if you can get yourself into thinking,
how many different functions can I get out
of this thing?
I think you're going to be better served
for it.
Real quick, A.V.
Akers is saying, if you're in Amarillo,
Texas,
I'll actually be not far from there in
September.
So shoot me an email if you're needing
help out there.
She was saying, or they are saying,
they've had negative ten degree winters
and over forty five days of one hundred
degrees, which is insane.
But my next point is.
And that dad brought up at the beginning
of this section by increasing the
dimensions of what you're planting.
So not just like one dimension,
but you're also hitting all seven layers,
eight layers of a forest.
Also include the dimension of time, too,
because you can increase yield as time
goes by.
If you're not like in an immediate hurry
to start increasing yield,
just give it more time.
For example,
if I will use the twenty five acres
and cows again.
The number of cows that I can put
on any given twenty five acres around here
in Texas is not the number of cows
I'm going to end up with ten years
from now.
I might be able to start with,
let's say,
ten cows on twenty five acres here doing
the proper rotational grazing.
And that's that's a high number.
I'm just giving you an example.
say I'm starting off with ten cows on
twenty five acres here as I increase,
as I do the right thing,
as I rotate them properly and things like
that,
I can increase forage density by three
hundred percent per season if I'm doing
everything correctly,
especially especially in a semi arid
Mediterranean climate like this part of
Texas.
um so that means i can increase stocking
density as time goes by i can increase
the amount of cows which is going to
increase my yield and it's not costing me
any more calories to move twelve cows
versus ten cows versus fifteen cows
doesn't cost me any more energy so i
don't have to i don't have to account
for the extra cows in my calorie input
or anything like that so and then same
thing with uh like main crop let's say
you're doing like large scale corn or soy
or wheat or and you're trying to do
it
the right way.
You might start off with pretty low
bushels per acre.
It might be pretty crappy bushels per acre
because you're in the process of building
the soil.
And as time goes by,
as you make that soil better and better
and better,
then you start getting higher and higher
yields without increasing the amount of
land that you have.
And then you might introduce like
polyculture and then you start
diversifying your yields and you start
increasing yields that way.
because some plants might be ready to
harvest you could harvest instead of just
doing wheat by doing a polyculture you
could get harvest in between your wheat
harvest and things like that which would
also increase your yields without
increasing
the amount of land that you would have
to buy just utilizing the fourth dimension
of time.
And that's something that really makes
permaculture a lot different than every
other design system is that permaculture
accounts for the time quotient,
whereas no other design system accounts or
plans for time to occur, which is crazy.
Yeah, it is.
I'm going to say put your livestock,
folks, and I don't care what element,
what level you're working on.
Okay,
so you can have a separate orchard over
here,
or you could run your sheep in this
pasture.
How about a silvopasture where you're
combining both?
Now, when you've got larger animals,
let's say it's going to be cows and
stuff like that,
I can't even believe I got to tell
folks this,
but they will mix the cows in there
with these small fruit trees and then
wonder why they got problems.
Look,
that's the reason why you got electrified
fence.
They may be occupying the same place,
but you make sure that your electric wire
is going to keep the animals on the
side that they're supposed to be on.
I'm just floored that I even got to
tell folks this.
Or there's another case,
a famous case where a guy built a
swale
you know,
was going to put trees and stuff on
it,
but you let your cows loose on it
before it had a chance to really become
what it was.
And then you wonder why,
and it should have been a,
it should have been better designed.
I mean,
my point is instead of all this isolation
that everybody feels like they have to
have, you can have fruits, nuts,
fodder trees.
I mean, managed sheep in this vegetation,
um, all at the same time,
you could be sharing with them,
but it just takes a little bit of
planning.
Back to you.
My next one is before before implementing,
let's say you're brand new to a property
and before you're implementing anything on
the property of your own systems,
your own design or anything like that,
take account of what's an inherent yield
on the property.
You wouldn't believe how many yields just
go to the wayside just because people
don't take the time to stop and recognize
what's already coming with the property.
For example, this property right here,
there were two major yields that came with
this property.
just by being on the property.
That was a persimmon yield and a pecan
yield.
Both of those were inherent yields that
all I have to do is not mess
with them.
And I'll get that yield every single year.
But you'll get people who get that exact
situation, mess with the yield,
mess with the system,
and then implement something that yields
far less and requires far more calories.
So keep that in mind.
Calculate and take account of the yield
that comes inherently with the property.
And if you haven't done that,
you can always go back and start doing
it right now.
Yeah, I'm going to say one.
Okay, let's say you have,
I'm going to say stack functions through
time.
Here's what I'm talking about.
When we kicked off our food forest out
there,
obviously there are little trees when you
put them in.
So the space is in between those trees.
Do you think I might be able to
grow annuals out there?
Absolutely.
Before the canopy starts becoming, well,
what it is now,
man,
there was a whole lot of things we
could do in that space.
But that's what I'm saying.
You stack it with time because over time,
that canopy is going to grow.
If you're doing the right things and the
trees are growing and all these things are
happening, all of a sudden,
the things that you were able to grow
out there, you can't grow anymore.
Well, that also means, well,
it doesn't mean that you lost everything.
It just means you got another opportunity.
So let's say I can't grow strawberries
over there anymore because I'm just not
getting adequate sunlight.
Okay, well,
Let's see what is going to do well
down there.
We're finding out that our blueberries,
I thought that was going to be a
problem because I didn't do any pruning
this last winter.
I just didn't have the bandwidth.
And honestly,
the blueberries have done better this
year.
It's like they're doing better in
speckled...
sunlight than he did in open sunlight,
it's pretty astonishing what I see
happening down there.
Highly fungal environment,
and they are doing exceptionally well.
I can't even begin to tell you how
many blueberries I've eaten out of there.
But just understand that as these things
mature,
it opens up an opportunity for you to
do some pretty awesome things.
So you don't have to have that blank
space out there.
Don't.
Just grow things that are going to work
with the transition of time.
And I think this is my last one,
right, Dan?
Yeah.
Yeah.
My last one is try to think of
ways you can produce a yield using other
people's waste streams.
And this doesn't necessarily require any
more space or you could use it as
a way to save up to get like
an actual piece of property if you wanted
to.
Here's my thinking with that is like
mushrooms.
All you need is a closet.
Microgreens,
all you need base minimum is a closet.
Those things,
if you're living in some sort of
structure,
You probably have access to some of those
parks.
If you live anywhere near the park that
I'm at right now,
you could grow whatever you wanted to.
And nobody's going to notice because me
and my daughter are the only ones that
go to that doggone park.
Nobody plays at parks anymore,
especially if you plant it along the wood
line.
And if you put up a little temporary
fence,
there's volunteers that mow that place.
If you give them less space to mow,
it's not like they're going to be like,
no, I got to mow this.
It's my job.
I got to mow this.
They're going to go around it.
if you make their job easier they're gonna
they're gonna typically go along with it
um
Also, okay,
so the university that reached out to your
dad and was wanting to pay you to
take food scraps,
you could do this job with no land
at all.
You could be the middleman that goes and
picks up that feed.
Let's say you don't even have any animals.
You could be the middleman that goes and
picks up that feed,
brings it to the farms, deliver that,
use that money to then fund your own
farm in the future.
And then you could hire somebody out for
like a fraction of the pay to do
that job while you're now farming.
There's a bunch of different things you
can do.
You can utilize.
You can do the Curtis Stone.
I think it's the Curtis Stone method where
he's farming other people's front yards
and stuff like that.
Or the Sasuke dude up in Kansas City.
Wasn't his name Sasuke?
saste saste yeah um the saste dude over
in kansas city where he's using abandoned
lots in kansas city there's more abandoned
land like in texas when i was doing
seventy five hard a couple summers ago and
i was walking around like the neighborhood
it made me realize like how many abandoned
houses there are around here and they're
not for sale they're just flat out
abandoned and then i found out things with
the nursing homes and stuff like that and
realized why they're looking abandoned and
things um
But there's a bunch of unused land.
All you have to do is decide in
your head that either you're going to
utilize it until somebody tells you not
to.
And even if they tell you not to,
you're still going to do it.
You just have to have like the I
guess the courage to just go do it
to be, I guess,
willing to fail doing it or being willing
to be yelled at for doing it because
there's going to be a Karen at some
point.
But.
you know, they'll get over it.
So keep on going.
Well, like Teddy Roosevelt said,
fail while daring greatly.
All right, y'all.
Hope that was a blessing to you.
I got to get bouncing here.
I got another meeting I got to get
to.
And honestly,
it was a joy to hang out with
everybody.
Look, y'all,
this world's getting crazier and crazier,
but it doesn't have to be all crazy.
Think about those things you can grow in
some of the weirdest places possible.
All right.
Until next time, stay alert.
Stay alive.
We've got the answers,
all we need to do.
Listen to the earth,
they've got us through.
See the change, watch the world spin,
from the smallest sprout,
to the harmony begin,
in the cycle of life,
where the magic's alive,
tune it to the beat,
feel the fire and thrive.
So much wisdom in the
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