<v Speaker 1>She's got the mic, the moxie, and a brain full

<v Speaker 1>of Dr. Phil reruns.

<v Speaker 2>She's on me like a duck on a gene bug.

<v Speaker 3>But can you take down Katie in Pop Culture Smackdown?

<v Speaker 1>This is Katie Crush. Oh, indeed it is. And it

<v Speaker 1>looks like Michelle made it through. Hi, Michelle.

<v Speaker 2>Good morning.

<v Speaker 3>Happy Friday.

<v Speaker 1>Oh, you as well. That's very sweet of you. All right,

<v Speaker 1>tell us all about yourself, Michelle.

<v Speaker 2>I am from Westminster. I have three kiddos, 14, 11,

<v Speaker 2>and 10. So there are quite a handful. I feel

<v Speaker 2>like I'm a chauffeur more than anything else. I bet.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>So they are definitely like I, you know, I wish

<v Speaker 2>I could morph my two younger boys into one boy.

<v Speaker 2>It would be a lot cheaper, you know?

<v Speaker 1>No joke.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>Our schedule at my house has been so stupid the

<v Speaker 1>past two days just with two kids. And I was

<v Speaker 1>just talking to my wife, Nicknack, about this. We were like,

<v Speaker 1>how do people do it with more than two kids?

<v Speaker 1>I don't know how.

<v Speaker 2>You can't. It's so hard.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>And we've got friends with like five kids. Oh, my goodness.

<v Speaker 2>I can't even.

<v Speaker 1>Six kids.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>Oh, barf.

<v Speaker 3>I can't even imagine.

<v Speaker 1>Oh, puke. So do you work, Michelle?

<v Speaker 2>No. I do not work. My job is just them

<v Speaker 2>and just being their chauffeur and all that stuff. No tipping, unfortunately.

<v Speaker 1>I was going to say, I hope you work for tips,

<v Speaker 1>but not the case. You better go pamper yourself. You

<v Speaker 1>need to take some time and go pamper yourself.

<v Speaker 2>You do. You know, I actually have a massage this

<v Speaker 2>weekend with my husband. It's one of those couple massages. Nice.

<v Speaker 1>I'm sure he's really into that. He loves it.

<v Speaker 2>Does he? I feel like he will want to go

<v Speaker 2>like every week, but I feel like that's too much.

<v Speaker 2>Maybe like once a month.

<v Speaker 1>He's a good man for lying to you like that.

<v Speaker 1>Stop it. No man likes a couple massage, Michelle. I

<v Speaker 1>hate to break the news to you.

<v Speaker 2>No, but, I mean, he doesn't really, like, you know,

<v Speaker 2>he's like, why do you always get to do the massages,

<v Speaker 2>even though, like, you know, like, he needs it more.

<v Speaker 2>I'm just like, well, you know, it's a couple's massage,

<v Speaker 2>and it's usually a pretty good deal because I get

<v Speaker 2>it off of the Groupon.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there you go. You guys can go get rubbed together,

<v Speaker 1>so that's all right. I'm just goofing with you. All right,

<v Speaker 1>so I'm going to give you and Katie the same

<v Speaker 1>five questions, Michelle. Best out of five wins. Ties go

<v Speaker 1>to Katie, unless I'm in a really good mood. Anything

<v Speaker 1>you want to say to her, Katie?

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and Michelle, I bet you're just so glad you

<v Speaker 3>don't have to mom for a second, huh?

<v Speaker 1>Bring it.

<v Speaker 2>Oh, yes.

<v Speaker 1>Let's go.

<v Speaker 2>Yes. I was so excited when they went back to school.

<v Speaker 1>Exactly. Well, good luck to you. Well, Katie's going to

<v Speaker 1>get out of the studio. She goes into a room

<v Speaker 1>where she can't hear anything. I come up with the

<v Speaker 1>questions so there's no cheating, and then we'll find out

<v Speaker 1>if you're right or wrong. Once we bring Katie Kat

<v Speaker 1>back in the studios, and she's in there. All right,

<v Speaker 1>let's go ahead and get it started. Michelle, please tell me,

<v Speaker 1>which fast food restaurant has square hamburger patties? Wendy's? Did

<v Speaker 1>you say Wendy's?

<v Speaker 2>Wendy's.

<v Speaker 1>All right, your phone was cut. All right, here's your

<v Speaker 1>second question. What famous pop star revealed her pregnancy during

<v Speaker 1>her Super Bowl halftime performance in 2023?

<v Speaker 3>Hi.

<v Speaker 2>You cut out. Can you say that one more time?

<v Speaker 3>Sure.

<v Speaker 2>Something halftime performance? Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>I need you to put your left arm up in

<v Speaker 1>the air so you get a good signal.

<v Speaker 2>All right.

<v Speaker 1>Ooh, it's still choppy.

<v Speaker 2>All right.

<v Speaker 1>What famous pop star revealed her pregnancy during her Super

<v Speaker 1>Bowl performance in 2023?

<v Speaker 2>Rihanna.

<v Speaker 1>All right. And your third question. What's the name of

<v Speaker 1>Doug's wife on the TV show King of Queens?

<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

<v Speaker 1>I need an answer.

<v Speaker 2>Hurry. Okay. What TV show again?

<v Speaker 1>King of Queens. Don't Google it.

<v Speaker 2>Oh, King of Queens. Oh, Doug and....

<v Speaker 3>Oh.

<v Speaker 1>You don't know how you're going to pass? I think

<v Speaker 1>you said pass. Your phone sucks right now.

<v Speaker 2>Okay, sorry.

<v Speaker 1>Go run to a different room. Which food did TV

<v Speaker 1>commercials compare your brain to in the This Is Your

<v Speaker 1>Brain on Drugs campaign? What was that food?

<v Speaker 3>Oats.

<v Speaker 2>Oats?

<v Speaker 3>Oats.

<v Speaker 1>Quaker oats, huh?

<v Speaker 2>Quaker oats, I guess.

<v Speaker 1>That's fantastic. Here is your fifth question. What's the name

<v Speaker 1>of the family dog on the TV show Full House?

<v Speaker 2>Comet. Comet.

<v Speaker 1>All right, let's bring Katie back in here. Let me

<v Speaker 1>add up how many you got right. All right, Katrina.

<v Speaker 1>You ready?

<v Speaker 3>Ready.

<v Speaker 1>Ready.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, girl.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, girl.

<v Speaker 2>All right, Katie.

<v Speaker 1>I don't even know why I put this one in here, honestly.

<v Speaker 1>I really don't, now that I've already read it. And

<v Speaker 1>you are our foodie.

<v Speaker 3>Oh, yay.

<v Speaker 1>I love the food ones. This is stupid of me.

<v Speaker 1>Which fast food restaurant has square hamburger patties? Oh, that's

<v Speaker 1>Dave with his Wendy's. Why did I even?

<v Speaker 2>Why?

<v Speaker 1>Why did I think that was a good idea?

<v Speaker 2>Why?

<v Speaker 1>Michelle got that, too. Oh, good job, Michelle.

<v Speaker 2>Hey. Good job. Hey.

<v Speaker 1>What famous pop star revealed her pregnancy during her Super

<v Speaker 1>Bowl halftime performance back in 2023?

<v Speaker 3>Oh, and then all the pictures of a pregnant Rihanna

<v Speaker 3>hit your screen.

<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's Riri. Michelle got that right, too. Oh, I'm impressed. Michelle,

<v Speaker 1>are you still there?

<v Speaker 2>Yes, I am still here.

<v Speaker 1>Just wanted to make sure your phone's still working. Katie,

<v Speaker 1>what is the name of Doug's wife on the TV

<v Speaker 1>show King of Queens? Um, Doug and Carrie.

<v Speaker 2>Carrie.

<v Speaker 1>Michelle, I think you said something that wasn't right and

<v Speaker 1>then you passed or something because your phone sucked.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know her real name, which is Leah Remini,

<v Speaker 2>but I do not remember her character.

<v Speaker 1>She'd get half a point for that. Nah, she doesn't

<v Speaker 1>get it. Nothing? She's not getting nothing. She ain't getting nothing.

<v Speaker 2>Man.

<v Speaker 1>What food did TV commercials compare your brain to with

<v Speaker 1>the whole this is your brain on drugs campaign? What

<v Speaker 1>was that food they compared? Oh, this is your brain.

<v Speaker 2>Crack.

<v Speaker 1>This is your brain on drugs. It was an egg. Michelle,

<v Speaker 1>for some weird reason, said oats. Do you remember those

<v Speaker 1>where they had your brain and it was an egg?

<v Speaker 1>And he goes, this is your brain on drugs. And

<v Speaker 1>he put it in a frying pan.

<v Speaker 2>I'm thinking it's like.

<v Speaker 2>Food but not like i didn't think about the drug

<v Speaker 2>yeah like i was just thinking of a food of

<v Speaker 2>like you know that looks.

<v Speaker 3>Like brains yeah i guess oats kind of like a

<v Speaker 3>bowl of oats kind of looks like yeah yeah why

<v Speaker 3>why not all right and finally what's the name of

<v Speaker 3>the family dog in the tv show full house oh what.

<v Speaker 1>Was i the little yellow it's a comet right yes

<v Speaker 1>michelle said that too But you totally killed it today.

<v Speaker 1>You got all five. Michelle, you only got three. You

<v Speaker 1>were officially crushed by Katie. You were crushed all day long.

<v Speaker 1>You're still a fun time, though. Still a fun time.

<v Speaker 1>I'm in a great mood because it's Friday, Michelle. I'm

<v Speaker 1>in a really good mood because it's Friday. He's in

<v Speaker 1>a good mood. Do you want the prize anyway, Michelle?

<v Speaker 2>Of course I want the prize. I always want the prize.

<v Speaker 2>Who says no to the prize? I know.

<v Speaker 3>There's a little bit, a little tiny bit of me

<v Speaker 3>that wanted you to say, nah.

<v Speaker 1>I don't want it. Of course she wants it. It's

<v Speaker 1>Alamo Draft House tickets. Of course she wants that. Okay,

<v Speaker 1>I'll give you the prize.

<v Speaker 3>Awesome.

<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

<v Speaker 1>You're welcome. You're so sweet. You're so fun. And you're

<v Speaker 1>such a busy mom.

<v Speaker 2>I know.

<v Speaker 1>You deserve this. Get a girlfriend and go to the

<v Speaker 1>movies on us. All right, Michelle?

<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Awesome.

<v Speaker 3>Thank you so much.