<v Speaker 1>Jerry, Katie, and Josh.

<v Speaker 2>Mix 100.

<v Speaker 3>Let's talk about your phone. A couple big stories out

<v Speaker 3>this morning about your phone. One has to do with emojis,

<v Speaker 3>and the other one has to do with the backgrounds

<v Speaker 3>on your phone. The first one with the emojis, I

<v Speaker 3>guess Gen Z is declaring that they have officially now

<v Speaker 3>canceled the thumbs-up emoji. They don't want to ever see

<v Speaker 3>it again. It is officially canceled.

<v Speaker 4>Can they just cancel it?

<v Speaker 3>According to the Zers. That's a very powerful group.

<v Speaker 4>Is it gone?

<v Speaker 3>It's still on there.

<v Speaker 4>I'm still going to use it then. They can't tell

<v Speaker 4>me what to do.

<v Speaker 3>All day long I'm going to use it. Are you

<v Speaker 3>kidding me?

<v Speaker 4>I may just send it to them just to get

<v Speaker 4>them all riled up.

<v Speaker 3>Just one? I'm going to send the whole screen filled

<v Speaker 3>with thumbs up. They can suck it. Anyway, they say

<v Speaker 3>it comes across as cold, dismissive, or passive aggressive. And

<v Speaker 3>I say, yep. Yeah, it does. Yeah, absolutely. That's why

<v Speaker 3>we use it.

<v Speaker 5>I use the heart so much because the thumbs up

<v Speaker 5>to me feels like I don't like the person. Even

<v Speaker 5>though I'm liking their status or whatever they post, when

<v Speaker 5>I use it, I feel like it's such a derogatory

<v Speaker 5>thing to do.

<v Speaker 4>I really do.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think I don't even do the like. I'm

<v Speaker 3>not even thinking about it in regards to liking things

<v Speaker 3>on Facebook or Instagram, anything like that. I'm just like,

<v Speaker 3>that's how I end a conversation on text.

<v Speaker 4>You leave a thumbs up.

<v Speaker 3>It's a great end. This is where we end things.

<v Speaker 3>I don't want to communicate anymore. We're good to go.

<v Speaker 3>See you later. This jet is flying off the aircraft carrier.

<v Speaker 3>I'm out of here.

<v Speaker 4>Maybe you could just send a plane then. This jet

<v Speaker 4>is flying off, right? Maybe you could change it up

<v Speaker 4>if they get offended so easy.

<v Speaker 3>I will say the Gen Xers have jumped into the

<v Speaker 3>comments when it comes to this, and they say that

<v Speaker 3>they have no plans. on retiring the thumbs up anytime soon.

<v Speaker 3>So it is sticking around for sure with the Xers.

<v Speaker 3>But that's fine. The X generation is a little more blunt. Exactly.

<v Speaker 3>They do what they want.

<v Speaker 4>We're done. Yeah, they really don't care.

<v Speaker 3>I'll send you back the middle finger and a thumbs up.

<v Speaker 1>Zers.

<v Speaker 4>Right.

<v Speaker 3>But anyway, if you got a Zer in your life,

<v Speaker 3>be aware, be careful, because they don't want the thumbs

<v Speaker 3>up anymore.

<v Speaker 5>No.

<v Speaker 3>Because you're being cold to them.

<v Speaker 4>It just doesn't feel right. You make them cry.

<v Speaker 3>Okay, so talking about your phone continued, part two. I

<v Speaker 3>judged a lot of people this weekend at wine time

<v Speaker 3>because there was a lot of, hey, let's get a

<v Speaker 3>picture moments, right?

<v Speaker 4>So many, so many.

<v Speaker 3>That's why we do the damn thing, okay? We'll be

<v Speaker 3>out there meeting our listeners. There was many times where

<v Speaker 3>they came up and they flipped open their phone to

<v Speaker 3>get a picture with us, and I immediately checked out

<v Speaker 3>their background or their lock screen.

<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

<v Speaker 3>There was a guy that had his lock screen was

<v Speaker 3>the Kia emblem, and I was like, really? I mean,

<v Speaker 3>it's a solid brand, I guess. It's a reliable vehicle.

<v Speaker 3>But I'm like, really? No, I drive a Ford. You're

<v Speaker 3>rocking a Kia emblem?

<v Speaker 5>What?

<v Speaker 4>Maybe he works for Kia.

<v Speaker 3>Of all the emblems?

<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's that. But I immediately started judging him. I'm like, really?

<v Speaker 4>A Kia?

<v Speaker 3>There was another guy who came up. His background, his

<v Speaker 3>lock screen, actually, he flipped it open, was a piece

<v Speaker 3>of lasagna. And I was like, Okay.

<v Speaker 4>Was he single?

<v Speaker 3>I'm not mad at that. This dude apparently loves lasagna.

<v Speaker 4>I like that. He's proud of it like that.

<v Speaker 3>And then there was another woman who came up. And

<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I thought you for sure saw it, Katie,

<v Speaker 3>because she did a selfie thing. But before she did

<v Speaker 3>the selfie, she had her phone out. and there was

<v Speaker 3>this jacked dude on her screen in like a little

<v Speaker 3>skimpy speedo. And I immediately started judging her for that.

<v Speaker 3>I'm like, is that what you want on your phone?

<v Speaker 3>Like every time somebody sees you open your phone?

<v Speaker 4>Because someone's going to see it like you did.

<v Speaker 3>I saw it. I'm like, I don't want to look

<v Speaker 3>at that. But, you know, I guess she's into these

<v Speaker 3>hot dudes. Well, it's funny because I come in this

<v Speaker 3>morning and there's this thread, I think it's coming off

<v Speaker 3>of Reddit, where they're talking about about 15% of people

<v Speaker 3>admit that they secretly judge other people based on their

<v Speaker 3>phone's background. I feel like that number's pretty small. The 15%?

<v Speaker 4>I feel like more people are judging. It's gotta be more.

<v Speaker 3>It's gotta be like 80%. I'm totally judging you. It

<v Speaker 3>goes on to say, what are the most popular and

<v Speaker 3>safe background images? Family members, especially your children.

<v Speaker 4>Uh-huh.

<v Speaker 3>Even that, I'm like, get your, have some fun on there.

<v Speaker 3>Make it fun?

<v Speaker 4>Well, what if it's a fun picture of your kids?

<v Speaker 2>Huh?

<v Speaker 4>Not okay? All right, keep going, Jared.

<v Speaker 3>I personally don't do that, but whatever. Nature's in landscapes.

<v Speaker 3>You've got waterfalls.

<v Speaker 4>I have a waterfall and my kid. That's why I'm like,

<v Speaker 4>I have both of those things.

<v Speaker 3>You do have the gnaw on yours.

<v Speaker 5>But the gnaw is perfect because it's her and her

<v Speaker 5>best friend, Louie, and they're making the same pose as

<v Speaker 5>the aliens outside the convention center.

<v Speaker 3>Oh, that's kind of my friend.

<v Speaker 4>So it's the aliens in the convention center.

<v Speaker 3>Are those aliens or are they just people dancing?

<v Speaker 4>They're the aliens, right?

<v Speaker 3>I don't think they're aliens. I don't think they're aliens.

<v Speaker 3>I think they're aliens. No, I think they're just people dancing.

<v Speaker 4>The white guys, the white aliens outside the convention.

<v Speaker 3>I can see where you would think those are aliens.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I just totally thought they were aliens.

<v Speaker 3>But anyway, so I have that. I'm judging you right now.

<v Speaker 4>And then Fish Creek Falls. It's my favorite waterfall. I

<v Speaker 4>think those are perfect backgrounds for the phone.

<v Speaker 3>That's cute.

<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

<v Speaker 3>Mine, personally, I have Hulk Hogan fighting RoboCop. So that's

<v Speaker 3>probably one of the greatest phone backgrounds. Did you make that?

<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

<v Speaker 3>So there's that. And then pets made the list. It's

<v Speaker 3>safe to put your pets on there because everyone's like, oh.

<v Speaker 4>Let me see your corgi. They're short little wings. Oh,

<v Speaker 4>they're little butts. They're little butts and wings.

<v Speaker 3>They're a romantic partner. Yeah, if you're really into somebody.

<v Speaker 4>The first couple months, yeah.

<v Speaker 3>Every now and then I'll throw one up of me

<v Speaker 3>and Knickknack, and then I look at it and I'm like,

<v Speaker 3>get me back to like, where's my He-Man background?

<v Speaker 4>I want to see him fighting Robocop.

<v Speaker 3>And then speaking of that, they say some of the

<v Speaker 3>safe ones, pop culture, a favorite movie, a TV show,

<v Speaker 3>or a music act.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah.

<v Speaker 3>12% of phone judges say that if you have a

<v Speaker 3>boring option on there, it means you're uninspired or unengaged

<v Speaker 3>and you lack the ability to be expressive or creative.

<v Speaker 3>All right. And then a large chunk of people say,

<v Speaker 3>you know what? This is all completely meaningless. Leave me alone.

<v Speaker 4>Don't look at my phone, bruh. Yeah.

<v Speaker 3>That is probably the Gen X subset again. Like, this

<v Speaker 3>means nothing.

<v Speaker 5>Younger millennials in Gen Z just have the privacy screen,

<v Speaker 5>so you can't see their phone.

<v Speaker 3>That's what you have, right, Josh?

<v Speaker 4>I just got the privacy screen, and I love it.

<v Speaker 2>Exactly.

<v Speaker 4>People can't see it. It's really good. So judge away.

<v Speaker 3>Nobody can see my Hulk Hogan fighting RoboCop.

<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

<v Speaker 3>Which is too bad. I'm taking the screen off immediately.

<v Speaker 3>Idiot and wife. Come on. Idiot and wife.

<v Speaker 4>He's an idiot and she's his wife.

<v Speaker 3>Really harsh. Idiot and wife.

<v Speaker 4>Idiot and wife.

<v Speaker 3>He's an idiot and she's his wife. Yep, time for

<v Speaker 3>a little idiot and wife segment here with JKJ. I

<v Speaker 3>talk about a little dilemma going on in my household

<v Speaker 3>between sweet knick-knack and myself, and I want you guys

<v Speaker 3>to sound off and pick some sides. Are you on

<v Speaker 3>side idiot? Are you on side wife? Here's our phone number, 303-691-1649.

<v Speaker 3>I feel like this one's pretty simple. It's fairly cut

<v Speaker 3>and dry, but in-house... I'm in charge of feeding Goldie

<v Speaker 3>Fawn each and every night, okay? Our sweet dog. Our

<v Speaker 3>little rescue that we've had for seven years now. Sweet

<v Speaker 3>Goldie Fawn. I feed the dog. I give the dog water.

<v Speaker 3>Nicole really doesn't think about it much, okay? Because I

<v Speaker 3>take care of it. Well, she came at me the

<v Speaker 3>other day because apparently she found out that I have

<v Speaker 3>not been washing the bowls of Goldie Fawn. I don't

<v Speaker 3>really wash her food bowl and I don't wash her

<v Speaker 3>water bowl. But maybe once a month, okay? Okay. Toss

<v Speaker 3>it in the sink, throw a little Dawn in there. Yeah. Scrub-a-dub,

<v Speaker 3>and put it back on the floor. So maybe once

<v Speaker 3>a month, okay? She's a dog. Ooh, Knick-Knack found that out,

<v Speaker 3>and she came in hot and said, I need to

<v Speaker 3>be washing that dog bowl each and every day.

<v Speaker 4>Every time?

<v Speaker 3>Every day, the dog's bowl should be washed and cleaned.

<v Speaker 3>She said, how would you like it? If you were

<v Speaker 3>eating off dirty plates and drinking out of dirty glasses

<v Speaker 3>each and every day, she says, it's not hygienic. We're

<v Speaker 3>going to have a sick dog. You've got to clean

<v Speaker 3>it up.

<v Speaker 4>Okay, believe me.

<v Speaker 3>I was like, the dog will go outside and eat

<v Speaker 3>cat turds.

<v Speaker 4>What do you mean? I know.

<v Speaker 3>Dogs are not germophobes, okay? No, they're not. They've been

<v Speaker 3>eating out of bowls forever, and they're doing just fine.

<v Speaker 3>And to me, the water's constantly being refreshed, right? Because

<v Speaker 3>I'll refill it and put it back on the floor.

<v Speaker 4>And do you do the thing where when you fill

<v Speaker 4>the water, you swirl it?

<v Speaker 3>I'll do a little swirly swirl.

<v Speaker 4>You'll empty that out, right? So you get all the

<v Speaker 4>drool out of it.

<v Speaker 5>No. No.

<v Speaker 3>Every day. She's like, run your finger in there and

<v Speaker 3>see how filmy and slimy it is. So I did.

<v Speaker 3>And it was a little filmy, a little slimy. But

<v Speaker 3>the dog's doing just fine. The dog doesn't care. And

<v Speaker 3>my argument was, give me evidence of the problem right now.

<v Speaker 3>Show me the sick dog.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

<v Speaker 3>The dog is fine. The dog's great. Dog's in a

<v Speaker 3>great mood. Dog's healthy. But then she pulled up all

<v Speaker 3>these stats online from the FDA and all these vets

<v Speaker 3>and everything. They do, in fact, say that water bowls

<v Speaker 3>should be washed daily. Food bowls should be washed after

<v Speaker 3>every use. The food itself can have bacteria in it.

<v Speaker 3>Every now and then, I give her a little scoop

<v Speaker 3>of wet food, so the wet food in there could,

<v Speaker 3>you know, kind of solidify on the sides and stuff.

<v Speaker 3>And now, don't get me wrong. Like, if I go

<v Speaker 3>down there and the bowl's kind of crusty and gross,

<v Speaker 3>if it hasn't reached the month mark, I'll wash it

<v Speaker 3>out real quick and toss it back down.

<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

<v Speaker 3>But the argument in the house right now is that

<v Speaker 3>I should be washing the bowl at least every day,

<v Speaker 3>if not every other day. Whereas I'm at a month now,

<v Speaker 3>and the dog is fine. So whose side are you on?

<v Speaker 3>Idiot or wife? I know a million of you have

<v Speaker 3>dogs out there listening. and let's be logical about this

<v Speaker 3>too like you can look at the fda site and

<v Speaker 3>read about it but real life who is watching their

<v Speaker 3>dog bowl each and every.

<v Speaker 4>Day you be honest about it ain't.

<v Speaker 3>Nobody doing that right Yeah, it's.

<v Speaker 4>Been a long time since I've had an animal, but

<v Speaker 4>when I did, it was not every day. There's no way.

<v Speaker 4>Maybe every week.

<v Speaker 5>I think that maybe I did it once a week,

<v Speaker 5>but there's no way I did it every day.

<v Speaker 3>So give us a call. I want to hear from you.

<v Speaker 3>Phone lines are already ringing. Whose side are you on?

<v Speaker 2>Idiot?

<v Speaker 3>I got to change the name of this segment. Idiot

<v Speaker 3>who's washing the dog bowl once a month, wife who's

<v Speaker 3>saying every day, and you could stretch it to maybe

<v Speaker 3>every other day. I want to hear it from you.

<v Speaker 3>Let's take some sides. Let's end this argument in my

<v Speaker 3>house because it's driving me nuts. Idiot and wife. Not again.

<v Speaker 1>Idiot and wife.

<v Speaker 3>He's an idiot and she's his wife. Big old argument

<v Speaker 3>in my house right now regarding Goldie Fawn, our fur baby.

<v Speaker 3>Apparently I'm supposed to be washing her ding-dang water and

<v Speaker 3>food bowl each and every day, according to... Sweet Nick Nick,

<v Speaker 3>my wife. I wash it maybe once a month. Whose

<v Speaker 3>side are you on? I know we have a lot

<v Speaker 3>of pet parents out there. Who's doing the right thing here?

<v Speaker 3>Once a month or every day? 303-691-1649 if you want

<v Speaker 3>to sound off about it. Here's sweet Michelle. Hi, Michelle.

<v Speaker 1>Hello. How are you guys?

<v Speaker 3>Well, we're super dupes. I'm kind of tired of fighting

<v Speaker 3>with my wife, though.

<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm 100% on your wife's side.

<v Speaker 3>Okay, so I'll put you down for wife.

<v Speaker 1>Yes, I have three dogs, and I do. I wash

<v Speaker 1>their bowls every single day. I actually have backup bowls,

<v Speaker 1>so I run them in the dishwasher at night, and

<v Speaker 1>then I start fresh in the morning.

<v Speaker 3>See, that grosses me out, too, because she said I

<v Speaker 3>could just throw them in the dishwasher, and I think

<v Speaker 3>that's foul because you've got dog slobber and goo, and

<v Speaker 3>then it's in there with the dishes that you use.

<v Speaker 4>With your dishes, yeah.

<v Speaker 3>Even though it supposedly disinfects, I think that's nasty.

<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm hoping I disinfect it, but I actually scrub my,

<v Speaker 1>I'm actually really extreme. I actually scrub mine out first

<v Speaker 1>and then I put them in the dishwasher.

<v Speaker 3>Holy cow.

<v Speaker 6>Wow.

<v Speaker 3>And then your dog runs outside and eats a dead squirrel.

<v Speaker 1>I know, but I think it helps them from not

<v Speaker 1>getting like diarrhea and stuff. That's my opinion.

<v Speaker 3>Hey, listen, I will tell you, sweet Michelle, I also

<v Speaker 3>scoop the dog poop. We've got nice solid turds.

<v Speaker 6>Out back, so.

<v Speaker 3>Things are going okay. But you know what? You have spoken.

<v Speaker 3>You sounded off. I'm not putting you on Team Idiot.

<v Speaker 3>I'm putting you on Team Wife. So we appreciate the

<v Speaker 3>phone call. Thank you so very, very much. Here's Mercury.

<v Speaker 4>Hi, Mercury.

<v Speaker 1>Hi.

<v Speaker 3>Good morning. Good morning.

<v Speaker 2>All right.

<v Speaker 3>Are you on Team Idiot or Team Wife?

<v Speaker 2>Definitely Team Idiot because I at least would wash my

<v Speaker 2>dog's dish once a week. I wouldn't do it every

<v Speaker 2>single day. I find that being tedious and, you know,

<v Speaker 2>I just get lazy with doing it.

<v Speaker 3>Right, especially if it's just like kibble, right? Like how

<v Speaker 3>bad is the kibble in there?

<v Speaker 2>I mean, I can see if it's dirty that it

<v Speaker 2>needs to get washed. Yeah, I'll wash it right then

<v Speaker 2>and there if it's within the week. But, you know,

<v Speaker 2>or if there's anything in it, my dog's water. But

<v Speaker 2>other than that, it's like, I mean, they're fine with it.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, right?

<v Speaker 3>Your dog's not, like, looking up at you going, bleh,

<v Speaker 3>puking all the time.

<v Speaker 5>And as long as it doesn't smell mercury, that's for me.

<v Speaker 5>I'm like, if it's not, because when you use the

<v Speaker 5>wet food, sometimes it can.

<v Speaker 4>Get like that, right?

<v Speaker 5>But if you're just using dry kibble and it's not,

<v Speaker 5>you know, stinking to high heaven, you good.

<v Speaker 3>You're golden. We have the visual of Katie standing in

<v Speaker 3>a kitchen holding the dog bowl up like this. Huffing it.

<v Speaker 3>She's like, nah, we good. We good for another week.

<v Speaker 3>All right, I got Mercury down for Team Idiot. Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

<v Speaker 3>If you want to sound off, 303-691-1649. Here is Phoebe. Hi, Phoebe.

<v Speaker 4>Hi. Hey, girl.

<v Speaker 3>All right, so are you on Team Idiot or Team Wife?

<v Speaker 1>I have to say Team Idiot.

<v Speaker 6>Yes!

<v Speaker 2>Yes!

<v Speaker 4>That's crazy.

<v Speaker 1>I mean... Even if I washed my dog's bowl every

<v Speaker 1>single day, he would still drink out of the toilet

<v Speaker 1>every single time.

<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

<v Speaker 3>See, that's part of my argument. It's like... They're not picky.

<v Speaker 3>They're not picky about what they put in their mouth.

<v Speaker 3>My dog was running outside. We had owls in the backyard. And,

<v Speaker 3>you know, I don't know if you're familiar with owls,

<v Speaker 3>but they'll eat, you know, rodents and all that. They

<v Speaker 3>don't digest the bones or the fur or the feathers,

<v Speaker 3>and they puke up those pellets, okay? Yeah. My dog

<v Speaker 3>would run outside and eat those pellets.

<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

<v Speaker 3>It was so gross. And she's yelling at me for

<v Speaker 3>not washing the dish. Are you kidding me? All right,

<v Speaker 3>so I do have you down for Team Idiot, which

<v Speaker 3>is funny to say. Phoebe, you're the best. Thanks for calling.

<v Speaker 6>Yeah, thank you, guys.

<v Speaker 3>Thank you. All right, I'm going to do one more.

<v Speaker 3>Here's Cassidy. Cassidy, are you on Team Idiot or Team Wife?

<v Speaker 6>I would say I'm leaning wife. And I mean, I'll

<v Speaker 6>be real. I don't wash the doggy like food or

<v Speaker 6>water bowl, but my sister does, you know, so I

<v Speaker 6>would definitely be in the same boat as you were.

<v Speaker 6>If I had a wife that cared about our dog

<v Speaker 6>as much, but you know, disclaimer, I had to call

<v Speaker 6>in because I can't believe I got to roast Jeremy

<v Speaker 6>twice in a four-day span.

<v Speaker 3>Well, I don't know what that means. Big dreams, huh?

<v Speaker 4>Goals and dreams.

<v Speaker 3>Was he wife? He was team wife.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, team wife.

<v Speaker 3>So we're tied up.

<v Speaker 1>Oh, no.

<v Speaker 3>If anyone wants to be the tiebreaker, 303-691. 1649, maybe

<v Speaker 3>you guys can break the tie. Josh, whose side are

<v Speaker 3>you on, team idiot or team wife? I gotta go idiot.

<v Speaker 3>I mean, I've had dogs my entire life, and I

<v Speaker 3>don't ever remember washing the bowl at least once a day.

<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't do it.

<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

<v Speaker 3>All right, well, that puts idiot in the lead.

<v Speaker 6>Katie?

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I think I also will go with you on

<v Speaker 4>this one. Yes, yes! There's a way I'm washing it

<v Speaker 4>every day. I've heard a few people text in or

<v Speaker 4>seen a few people. I'm with them. I don't even

<v Speaker 4>wash my own water bottle every day.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, right?

<v Speaker 5>So it's like the fact that, yeah, there's no way.

<v Speaker 5>There's no way I could do it every day.

<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, yes!

<v Speaker 4>Idiot for the W! Have you ever won one? I

<v Speaker 4>think you have.

<v Speaker 3>I don't think I have. It's always wife that wins.

<v Speaker 4>We should commemorate this somehow.

<v Speaker 3>I will probably go home and rub it in her

<v Speaker 3>face and then we'll be divorced later this month. Later

<v Speaker 3>next month. She will be washing our bank accounts dry,

<v Speaker 3>and I will have to move out.

<v Speaker 5>Celebrate good times, come on!

<v Speaker 3>There you go, guys. Idiot and wife, the idiot has spoken.

<v Speaker 3>Idiot and wife. Idiot and wife. He's an idiot, and

<v Speaker 3>she's his wife.