<v Speaker 1>Jeremy, Katie, and Josh. Mix 100.

<v Speaker 2>Katie has left the studio. We have no idea where

<v Speaker 2>she is. She's supposed to be telling a story right now,

<v Speaker 2>but apparently that's... It's okay. It's not okay. Not okay. No,

<v Speaker 2>it's not at all. The anticipation builds.

<v Speaker 3>Honestly, I saw her running around the hallway about two

<v Speaker 3>minutes ago now, but it does not look like she's

<v Speaker 3>in any type of hurry to get back here.

<v Speaker 2>Well, you know, she's new at this. And here she comes.

<v Speaker 2>You're sprinting down the hallway. Yeah, that's really strange. Yeah,

<v Speaker 2>there she is.

<v Speaker 3>Wow. Sorry.

<v Speaker 2>We've been wondering. That's okay. You're new at this. All right,

<v Speaker 2>tell us all about quinoa.

<v Speaker 4>Oh, thanks for the heads up.

<v Speaker 2>Well, you weren't in here.

<v Speaker 1>This trend about whether your boyfriend or significant other can

<v Speaker 1>say the word quinoa.

<v Speaker 4>I just thought it was kind of funny.

<v Speaker 1>You actually said you partake in a lot of quinoa,

<v Speaker 1>so that's not something that you don't.

<v Speaker 4>Know how to do.

<v Speaker 2>The amount of quinoa we eat in my house is ridiculous.

<v Speaker 2>I'm going to tell you right now. We buy the

<v Speaker 2>big bags from Costco. I bring them in. One of

<v Speaker 2>my worst quinoa experiences, which I don't recommend, is when

<v Speaker 2>you do an online order of quinoa and then that

<v Speaker 2>package rips open in the box and you bring that

<v Speaker 2>into your house and you open it up and the

<v Speaker 2>quinoa goes everywhere. Do not recommend the online order of

<v Speaker 2>the quinoa.

<v Speaker 4>I didn't realize.

<v Speaker 2>But you're saying that people know how to pronounce it?

<v Speaker 1>Well, it's either that or just rage bait. Can I

<v Speaker 1>get some quinoa? It started with this woman who was like,

<v Speaker 1>there's a list of words my husband can't pronounce, and quinoa.

<v Speaker 4>Was part of it. Pseudoscience, epitome, hors d'oeuvres, sorbet. All

<v Speaker 4>of these words they say.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all these words they say that men just cannot

<v Speaker 1>get down with.

<v Speaker 2>Why's it got to be men?

<v Speaker 4>Worcestershire, Euro, Colonel.

<v Speaker 2>Oh, please. It's not just men. It's like when I

<v Speaker 2>was standing in line and the lady was like, where's

<v Speaker 2>the Asagio cheese? I see you got a bag of

<v Speaker 2>Asagio cheese. Asiago, ma'am? No, where's the ass of Gio?

<v Speaker 1>Again, it started with this woman who shared a list,

<v Speaker 1>15 words she, quote, knew her husband wouldn't be able

<v Speaker 1>to pronounce. And then she giggled as he struggled with

<v Speaker 1>words like epitome, rendezvous, conscientious.

<v Speaker 4>Indite and faux. So there's a lot.

<v Speaker 2>That's just mean to your husband. Faux gets me all

<v Speaker 2>the time.

<v Speaker 4>Because it's F-A-U-X.

<v Speaker 1>So when you look at it, your brain is like,

<v Speaker 1>that's not right, but I'm going to say faux anyway, right?

<v Speaker 2>Faux gets me. And so does fa. Yeah. Along the

<v Speaker 2>same lines. P-H-O. Same. Faux gets me.

<v Speaker 1>Your brain and your mouth are like arguing in the moment.

<v Speaker 1>And that's what the problem is, is they can't agree.

<v Speaker 1>And it's like, it's happens in the moment.

<v Speaker 3>I will never forget when I went up to a

<v Speaker 3>berry place, it was berry blends or something.

<v Speaker 2>And I went to go order the acai bowl.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>And they looked at me like, what? That one gets

<v Speaker 2>me too. Oh, acai.

<v Speaker 3>Acai.

<v Speaker 2>That one's ridiculous. I'll never forget it. It doesn't look

<v Speaker 2>like acai. No, it looks like acai. It looks like

<v Speaker 2>acai all day long. Exactly.

<v Speaker 1>And so it's funny because, again, when you don't know

<v Speaker 1>how something is pronounced, it's almost like.

<v Speaker 4>You freeze. You do freeze, just like I almost did

<v Speaker 4>right there. You just don't know what to do.

<v Speaker 2>But everybody looks at you like you're an idiot, too.

<v Speaker 4>You're like, I didn't know.

<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. Well, that happens to me no matter what.

<v Speaker 4>But I did think it was funny because it is

<v Speaker 4>aimed at men.

<v Speaker 1>It's supposed to be a man thing, but I know

<v Speaker 1>there's plenty of women who can't pronounce certain words as well.

<v Speaker 4>We all struggle with it.

<v Speaker 1>And again, in the moment, it's like you have a

<v Speaker 1>brain fart and your mouth doesn't know how to operate.

<v Speaker 4>Your brain is having a meltdown. It's all happening at

<v Speaker 4>the same time.

<v Speaker 1>But one person, I thought it was really funny because

<v Speaker 1>the whole story just had people commenting back like, my

<v Speaker 1>husband can't say this or my wife has a problem

<v Speaker 1>with this. But there was one comment that just caught me.

<v Speaker 1>It was zero foes given.

<v Speaker 4>You know it's spelled F-A-U-X. So you look at it

<v Speaker 4>and you're like, takes you a second.

<v Speaker 2>Takes you a second. Mine's always been giraffe, giraffe, right?

<v Speaker 3>Oh, yeah.

<v Speaker 2>Giraffe. Giraffe. And then forward is the other one that's

<v Speaker 2>always gotten me. I can't say forward. It's moving forward.

<v Speaker 2>Like you're saying F-O-R-D? Yeah, like America's pickup. Forward. I

<v Speaker 2>can't do it. Forward.

<v Speaker 1>Forward.

<v Speaker 2>Akai, Kunwa, and Ford. What a stupid guy. A couple

<v Speaker 2>of things going on in my personal life. I guess

<v Speaker 2>I will say a big old thank you to numerous

<v Speaker 2>listeners who have been reaching out, giving me the ups

<v Speaker 2>and the downs and the pros and the cons and

<v Speaker 2>everything in between of being a cross-country parent now. Was

<v Speaker 2>at another cross-country event this weekend, and we rolled in,

<v Speaker 2>and there was like 1,000 kids at this one. I'm

<v Speaker 2>not even joking.

<v Speaker 4>You were showing me video. It is absolutely wild.

<v Speaker 2>It's wild.

<v Speaker 1>The amount of people who show up to one park.

<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God. Yes, the tents. You couldn't find parking.

<v Speaker 2>In my son's wave alone, there was like 260 boys running.

<v Speaker 2>It's pretty wild. I'm loving it. It's a lot of fun.

<v Speaker 2>He's really enjoying it. I don't want to brag, but...

<v Speaker 2>But I've been put in charge of finding a new

<v Speaker 2>tent for the cross-country team. Don't want to brag. Kind

<v Speaker 2>of a big deal, though. Big boss man. Pretty high-profile

<v Speaker 2>activity there for me. Tent duty already. Yeah, I don't

<v Speaker 2>want to brag, but I'll be taking care of that.

<v Speaker 2>Kind of a big deal. There was a parent that

<v Speaker 2>wrote me this weekend, I'm sorry, I can't find your

<v Speaker 2>message again. We've got, you know, between... Our Instagrams, I've

<v Speaker 2>got three I look after, and then the two Facebooks,

<v Speaker 2>and then email, and then it's just a lot. But

<v Speaker 2>a message from a listener this weekend, it made me

<v Speaker 2>chuckle because she said, Hey, cross-country pro tip. Don't ever

<v Speaker 2>set up your, I don't want to call it a

<v Speaker 2>picnic area, but your hangout area. Your blanket, your tent, whatever.

<v Speaker 2>At the end, at the finish line, she's like, that's

<v Speaker 2>just a pro tip. You don't want to set up

<v Speaker 2>anything in the grass at the end because that's where

<v Speaker 2>all the runners puke. She's like, I've made that mistake once.

<v Speaker 2>She said, I had a soggy blanket once. So that's

<v Speaker 2>a pro tip. I was like, that's pretty solid. My

<v Speaker 2>pro tip for anybody with kids going into cross country,

<v Speaker 2>I would say try to use the bathroom before the race.

<v Speaker 2>At home, before you get there. Don't drink a lot

<v Speaker 2>of coffee and stuff because they do have porta potties

<v Speaker 2>lined up.

<v Speaker 4>You don't want to use those.

<v Speaker 2>And I'm going to tell you right now, early morning

<v Speaker 2>with a bunch of runners, those babies are topped off

<v Speaker 2>by 7 a.m. I'll tell you that right now. That

<v Speaker 2>honey bucket is not so sweet no more.

<v Speaker 1>Oh, boy.

<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah. That's a different type of horror right there.

<v Speaker 2>You don't want to go in one of those early morning.

<v Speaker 2>So there's my pro tip. But thank you so much

<v Speaker 2>to all the parents sounding off and sending me messages.

<v Speaker 2>I really appreciate you guys. Second thing going on in

<v Speaker 2>my life. I think I can.

<v Speaker 4>Talk about this.

<v Speaker 2>I don't think Knickknack will be mad at me.

<v Speaker 4>You have to now.

<v Speaker 2>I've made it no secret that I've talked about my sweet, huggable, lovable,

<v Speaker 2>and highly squeezable Knickknack.

<v Speaker 4>Oh, you love her.

<v Speaker 2>I love her. I've talked about her for many years

<v Speaker 2>on this show. And I've also talked about her skincare routine.

<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah.

<v Speaker 2>Where we have dropped... hundreds of dollars on various elixirs

<v Speaker 2>and concoctions.

<v Speaker 1>Yes.

<v Speaker 2>To make yourself look 10 minutes younger. And she has

<v Speaker 2>dropped a lot of cash on various products.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>And now all of a sudden, all of those are

<v Speaker 2>getting pushed to the side in the bathroom for just

<v Speaker 2>two products now.

<v Speaker 4>Oh, what are they?

<v Speaker 2>So ladies, I don't know. Because she looks great.

<v Speaker 4>So what's the secret? Are you going to tell her.

<v Speaker 2>Secret right now? I'm going to tell some secrets right now. Okay.

<v Speaker 2>So ladies, if you're looking for that perfect skincare routine,

<v Speaker 2>Right now, she's just lathering on Vaseline.

<v Speaker 4>It's so smart.

<v Speaker 2>Every night.

<v Speaker 4>It's cheap.

<v Speaker 2>A high-quality Vaseline, though.

<v Speaker 4>But still, that is such a smart move.

<v Speaker 2>She was talking to me about the purification process behind

<v Speaker 2>certain Vaselines this weekend. I pretty much checked out.

<v Speaker 4>So you need the high-end Vaselines.

<v Speaker 2>I would have rather been in that honey bucket than

<v Speaker 2>listen to talk about high-end Vaselines. Vaseline, check. Check.

<v Speaker 1>And then?

<v Speaker 2>A big tub of Vaseline slathered on. And then the

<v Speaker 2>new thing in our house. This is very exciting news.

<v Speaker 2>And again, I think I can talk about this. But

<v Speaker 2>I've heard a lot of people do this. She's rubbing

<v Speaker 2>beef tallow on her face. Beef tallow.

<v Speaker 4>The fat?

<v Speaker 2>Is that not going to make her break out? It's

<v Speaker 2>like beef fat. On the face? All over the face.

<v Speaker 3>And.

<v Speaker 2>I... She smells like my smoker. No, I'm joking. No,

<v Speaker 2>but I guess this is a thing. There's a lot

<v Speaker 2>of benefits. I'm reading about them right now because, again,

<v Speaker 2>I checked out when she was talking to me. Deep hydration.

<v Speaker 2>It softens the skin. It's nutrient-rich. It delivers fat-soluble vitamins A, D, E,

<v Speaker 2>and K, which supports skin health and barrier repair. It

<v Speaker 2>soothes irritation, and it's biocompatible. It easily absorbs into the

<v Speaker 2>outer skin layer without feeling overly greasy when used in

<v Speaker 2>small amounts. But still, I just think it's a little cringey.

<v Speaker 2>They need to maybe pick a different name. Because she's like, oh,

<v Speaker 2>my beef tallow's here. I'm like, is this for dinner,

<v Speaker 2>or what's going on? She's like, no, it's for my face. Yeah,

<v Speaker 2>so it's, I don't know. Ladies, is this a thing?

<v Speaker 2>Are you rubbing beef fat all over your face now?

<v Speaker 1>Well, and I'm also looking at it, and I think

<v Speaker 1>some of the risks.

<v Speaker 4>That I, they're alarming to me.

<v Speaker 2>There's risks?

<v Speaker 4>Well, yeah.

<v Speaker 2>It's oil.

<v Speaker 4>So it's like.

<v Speaker 2>It's pretty prone to acne.

<v Speaker 1>It's but yeah exactly like it can cause breakouts if

<v Speaker 1>your skin is super sensitive because if used small amounts

<v Speaker 1>you said it still is very heavy I mean it's

<v Speaker 1>an oil so there's that also some of the commercial

<v Speaker 1>ones they have additives in them which can further irritate

<v Speaker 1>sensitive skin if you.

<v Speaker 2>Have it I think this is a special the lack.

<v Speaker 1>Of regulation that's really I mean the they have to

<v Speaker 1>regulate this kind of stuff you know you can't just

<v Speaker 1>be putting any old beef fat on your face and

<v Speaker 1>expect i just.

<v Speaker 2>Rub a steak on her face before i throw it.

<v Speaker 1>On the grill i can just imagine a lot of

<v Speaker 1>people just you know hearing this and doing something that

<v Speaker 1>they shouldn't do so maybe look into it i.

<v Speaker 2>Think she's done her research it's through some sort of

<v Speaker 2>Extra special company. It's not like cheap. I'm sure. She's

<v Speaker 2>not running into Walmart saying, hey, can you give me

<v Speaker 2>whatever's left in the back?

<v Speaker 3>Exactly.

<v Speaker 4>Clean out your grease traps.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

<v Speaker 4>Put it in this container for me. Don't do that.

<v Speaker 2>Put it in my little Rubbermaid. Lather it on. Is

<v Speaker 2>that what you want? I don't know. I don't know.

<v Speaker 4>So just make sure you do your due diligence if

<v Speaker 4>you are listening.

<v Speaker 2>Or not. Just wing it.

<v Speaker 4>Go for it.

<v Speaker 2>I don't care. You do you. It's your skin.

<v Speaker 4>Get that 80-20 hamburger beef and there you go.

<v Speaker 2>That's all you need.

<v Speaker 4>The grease.

<v Speaker 2>Except you're making tacos. Just drain it out into some

<v Speaker 2>paper towel and dab that on your face before you

<v Speaker 2>go to bed. So I did have to laugh because

<v Speaker 2>the other $ 6, 000 worth of products sitting on the counter

<v Speaker 2>there in the bathroom. You look at them and I

<v Speaker 2>was going through them and I was like, honey, 99%

<v Speaker 2>of these that you've spent money on, I'm reading them,

<v Speaker 2>they're all like vegan, cruelty-free, not tested on animals, all natural, organic,

<v Speaker 2>and then right next to it is beef tallow. I'm like, ha,

<v Speaker 2>I guess we've changed our ways, haven't we? But her

<v Speaker 2>skin looks amazing. But that's good. It's amazing.

<v Speaker 1>There we go.

<v Speaker 2>So soft and supple.

<v Speaker 4>Oh, goodness.

<v Speaker 2>Two things. A lot of ladies extremely concerned that Katie

<v Speaker 2>didn't wear her Creamy ho dress? Is that what I

<v Speaker 2>called it? The creamy ho dress.

<v Speaker 4>The amount of people.

<v Speaker 2>Where's that creamy ho dress?

<v Speaker 4>Where's that creamy ho dress at?

<v Speaker 2>So funny. You'll have to go find that on a podcast.

<v Speaker 1>The best part was next to the big boss, someone

<v Speaker 1>came up and said.

<v Speaker 2>Where's that creamy?

<v Speaker 4>And he was like.

<v Speaker 2>Pardon me?

<v Speaker 1>I know.

<v Speaker 2>What do you guys talk about? Yeah, so she didn't

<v Speaker 2>have the creamy ho dress.

<v Speaker 4>Or the red heels.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right. There's that, too.

<v Speaker 4>Lots of comments on that, as well.

<v Speaker 2>And then a lot of ladies coming up and getting

<v Speaker 2>in my kitchen because they're like, Jer, you don't know

<v Speaker 2>what you're talking about when it comes to the fingernails

<v Speaker 2>and toenails being a different color.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>Which we fought about. Was that on Friday?

<v Speaker 4>It was on Friday.

<v Speaker 1>You got told quite a few times.

<v Speaker 2>A lot of ladies came up and got in my kitchen.

<v Speaker 4>People came up and yelled at you.

<v Speaker 2>They did.

<v Speaker 4>What are you talking?

<v Speaker 2>I didn't know.

<v Speaker 1>Old school way to think that you can't have different

<v Speaker 1>color nails as your toes.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah. A lot of passion behind toenails and fingernails. I

<v Speaker 2>had no idea. We fought for that right.

<v Speaker 4>Don't you know?

<v Speaker 2>You did fight for that right.

<v Speaker 4>We sure did.

<v Speaker 2>To party. But yeah, a lot of ladies came up

<v Speaker 2>that were a couple glasses deep into wine.

<v Speaker 4>Well, that's when you get that, you know, gumption to

<v Speaker 4>do it.

<v Speaker 2>They had a little liquid courage. Jimmy, get over here. Jimmy!

<v Speaker 2>Look at my toes. And that one lady that came up,

<v Speaker 2>she was beautiful, and her toes were all sorts of colors.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

<v Speaker 4>It was pretty funny.

<v Speaker 2>Jeepers.

<v Speaker 4>You got yelled at. That's why you ran off onto

<v Speaker 4>the Ferris wheel, huh? Or the carousel.

<v Speaker 3>I did.

<v Speaker 2>There was a moment where I was like, my God,

<v Speaker 2>there's so much anger tonight.

<v Speaker 1>There's so many women yelling at me about their feet.

<v Speaker 2>We just try to have fun on this show. Sometimes

<v Speaker 2>you hit those hot buttons, and I'm like, this hot

<v Speaker 2>button is fingernails and toenails.

<v Speaker 4>We're coming for you, sir.

<v Speaker 2>You're coming in hot, ladies.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we are.

<v Speaker 2>Hot, hot, hot. But we love you. Thanks for sounding

<v Speaker 2>off with JKJ here at Mix.