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[SPEAKER_01]: It's the season from here of LeBurn and Shirley.

[SPEAKER_01]: Michael Mara, radio entertainment.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Welcome to our show.

[SPEAKER_01]: We're gonna start with the race.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's got to be fucking look at our phone.

[SPEAKER_01]: There's plenty for everyone.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's the Michael Mara Show.

[SPEAKER_01]: With Michael Mara.

[SPEAKER_01]: Bye!

[SPEAKER_01]: Josh Roca.

[SPEAKER_01]: Josh!

[SPEAKER_01]: And Rob's speedwack.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, Rob!

[SPEAKER_01]: It's only the beginning.

[SPEAKER_01]: And now, here's Mike.

[SPEAKER_03]: There's nothing like experiencing the thrill of paying your little water bill, because if you forget, you'll make you leave town, but better yet, that'll shut you down.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, I, I come to you today, moments ago.

[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, having my afternoon moment with my clear rear and realizing upon flushing that, uh, there was no water and, uh, I, I pretty quickly assumed.

[SPEAKER_03]: that it's one or the other that there's some sort of water mainbrake or I have neglected the fabulous Lee County utilities.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, you, will you entertain a question?

[SPEAKER_03]: Probably should say that.

[SPEAKER_03]: Should I?

[SPEAKER_03]: Right.

[SPEAKER_03]: I've made the mistake as well.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: Where they send you the bill.

[SPEAKER_02]: You said it aside.

[SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.

[SPEAKER_02]: To mean to pay it.

[SPEAKER_02]: and suddenly they don't cut you off.

[SPEAKER_02]: If you applaud me, I would have given you kind of cut on the phone and you wouldn't have had to send the guy to turn off the thing.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'd have a similar story.

[SPEAKER_04]: In your home, the water bill, would that fall under the paying it?

[SPEAKER_04]: Would that be your responsibility or your ladies' responsibility?

[SPEAKER_04]: Mine would be.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_03]: We go back and forth, but lately we've done it with me kind of being at the keyboard.

[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_03]: She's sitting on the couch next to me and we do it that way.

[SPEAKER_04]: One time we came home from a a long weekend trip to our home previous home to this one the one we were renting and as we pulled up to the front door carry said What's that big posted on our front door We got a nice a nice big one that said you ain't got no water

[SPEAKER_03]: We got a post it about a certified something and Carla didn't know what it was.

[SPEAKER_03]: There was nothing on there about the utility company and I wonder if it's related and I'll find out when I fit because it was off the sticker was off the door and I don't know, you know, she's gone working all day long.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I just F-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-

[SPEAKER_03]: She doesn't use ant nearly the water early on the morning, you know, yeah, we both use it, but then then she's gone To the utility friction that you in spheres that remind you of a gentleman from your past name Rusty Ford.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, we had a guy Josh Josh, this is one of my favorites

[SPEAKER_03]: We had a guy, went to his house number of occasions where there would be a utility electricity sticker on his door, eviction notices.

[SPEAKER_03]: He was very, he loved payday, and he would spend it usually by the time the weekend was over.

[SPEAKER_03]: He would spend his entire paycheck, that's what he would do.

[SPEAKER_04]: But you know, he was a good guy.

[SPEAKER_04]: He dated a classy lady Barbara Britt from ABC News and cute one of them.

[SPEAKER_03]: He dates somebody else before that.

[SPEAKER_03]: Man.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, there was.

[SPEAKER_04]: Remember, man.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I wasn't man with George Michael.

[SPEAKER_04]: They're not George Michael.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, not George Michael.

[SPEAKER_04]: Not that in sports machine.

[SPEAKER_04]: No.

[SPEAKER_04]: That was.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, I'm not.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, I'm thinking.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_04]: I misspoke George McFly.

[SPEAKER_03]: Man, I think, this is so in the weeds, this is so the casual morality of radio personalities.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_03]: Rusty told me that they used, do you have to remember this Rob?

[SPEAKER_03]: Because you heard this story.

[SPEAKER_03]: They used to like to go to crowded bars.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, trench coat.

[SPEAKER_03]: In trench coats, like big long over coats.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: And do it in the middle of the crowd.

[SPEAKER_04]: In the bar.

[SPEAKER_03]: In the middle of the crowd.

[SPEAKER_04]: That you think you would do that on payday?

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm just wondering if that was- Yeah, I'm just- I'm just- Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_03]: Hey everybody.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm roasted forward.

[SPEAKER_03]: Just got paid.

[SPEAKER_03]: Fantastic time.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god.

[SPEAKER_03]: Look at this physical cache I've got.

[SPEAKER_03]: I've been down the old town Alexander and Virginia and I'm going to party my ass off.

[SPEAKER_03]: You bet.

[SPEAKER_03]: Just got paid.

[SPEAKER_03]: I forgot the name of the artist that does- Johnny Kent.

[SPEAKER_03]: Johnny Kent.

[SPEAKER_03]: Just got paid.

[SPEAKER_04]: Long and dry.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's definitely one from the week.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, just got paid.

[SPEAKER_04]: Friday night.

[SPEAKER_03]: Look at the non-reaction, does he give you anything more on still talking?

[SPEAKER_04]: He does, but he's also like we share, and I'm just, I'm just on the edge of that era of radio.

[SPEAKER_04]: So I can relate a little bit, Josh never even dipped a toe in it.

[SPEAKER_02]: What are you, what are you just trying to do?

[SPEAKER_02]: Because I went to my email to pull up the spots for today's show.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I can't find them.

[SPEAKER_02]: But while I was looking, I got an email from St. John's County Florida utilities to say, your water bill was doing the 18th.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, you two, you got to get her two.

[SPEAKER_03]: You kind of voted.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I have not shut it off, but I did go on and pay it while you were doing that this.

[SPEAKER_02]: I paid it like that.

[SPEAKER_02]: I paid it like that.

[SPEAKER_03]: I paid it like at quarter or three.

[SPEAKER_03]: Let me see.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I got to have two time crunches.

[SPEAKER_03]: Did you pay it?

[SPEAKER_04]: Did you pay it online or did you call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it,

[SPEAKER_02]: because they can do it virtually, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, go!

[SPEAKER_02]: No, they come in there with a big stick because I've thought of buying it.

[SPEAKER_02]: It has happened to me a few times to the point that I've considered buying the tool that used to turn the water back on.

[SPEAKER_02]: What is the water stick look like here?

[SPEAKER_03]: Look at them out there.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's about.

[SPEAKER_03]: Michael, William, O'Mare, come to this studio.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's one Friday night.

[SPEAKER_04]: Just go pay.

[SPEAKER_02]: Come on.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like a three-foot side kick and come in here.

[SPEAKER_02]: I can hear you handle on the top and they put it in the ground.

[SPEAKER_03]: I like the big T right.

[SPEAKER_03]: You want to say hi on camera there to the guys.

[SPEAKER_03]: You want to come around and say hi on the podcast.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, I'm not.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm just trying to get worse.

[SPEAKER_03]: Where is Michael?

[SPEAKER_05]: He got hooked.

[SPEAKER_05]: He was like, it's past the bar.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, he did.

[SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[SPEAKER_03]: Come on.

[SPEAKER_03]: Let's see.

[SPEAKER_03]: Get everybody.

[SPEAKER_03]: You can lean down into my camera here.

[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, buddy.

[SPEAKER_03]: This is Keegan.

[SPEAKER_03]: Say hi to Keegan.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's one of Michael's buddies.

[SPEAKER_01]: How you doing?

[SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't have to use the bathroom.

[SPEAKER_03]: Did the water come back on?

[SPEAKER_03]: Do you know?

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_04]: Can you go check yeah go check and let me know when it comes back on drink as much as you can And I knew from off-camera mic that wasn't Michael because what I heard is you sound pissed instead He is a bio guy is good golfer to really good Go to this morning.

[SPEAKER_02]: He's got a high voice like Jack Nicholas, maybe it's why That Michael's kids can call you out as sound and pissed.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, absolutely

[SPEAKER_02]: You know, it was when I was Michael's age, that my friends would call the house to find out how the Orioles did for the day to know whether or not to visit because my dad would be pissed.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's funny.

[SPEAKER_02]: Wow.

[SPEAKER_02]: Wow.

[SPEAKER_03]: My friends would call him.

[SPEAKER_03]: He got a bar of business.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, past the barb is what I had to go to the hospital for and they cut it out.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, that was the Ford past the barb.

[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, you down at the, down maintenance.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know that we've ever said this one on the air, but Barbara Brit was a news lady on Q107, which was the FM sister to the news station that did news for DCWML news.

[SPEAKER_04]: And ABC News was based locally at WMAL.

[SPEAKER_04]: She had a press picture that she could sign and hand out that said Barbara Britt, ABC News, and literally the news department would put it up so other real reporters would laugh at.

[SPEAKER_03]: Now, Dirk is making me paranoid.

[SPEAKER_03]: Why?

[SPEAKER_03]: Because Dirk said, all right, you got hooked past the barb.

[SPEAKER_03]: Now I'm parallel.

[SPEAKER_03]: I lift that.

[SPEAKER_03]: You know, right, like, if that really happened, that is a problem.

[SPEAKER_02]: Because you can fix it in the hormone.

[SPEAKER_02]: You can't pull it back.

[SPEAKER_02]: You have to cut another hole and push it forward.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we're just, yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: Let me let me see what's got.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what's up boys help.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm I'm lucky.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm doing a show.

[SPEAKER_03]: Let's let's see how bad the hook is.

[SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what to do.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't I if he one thing is bad.

[SPEAKER_03]: Because jerk wants to be the dad in this house.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's what he wants to do.

[SPEAKER_03]: He's got to do it.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I what are you talking about.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm working for God.

[SPEAKER_03]: Take it off.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_03]: If I was at it in a life in casualty working in the surety division, you know, come on now.

[SPEAKER_04]: The worst thing here is that, you know, if you do have a wound like that, you want to keep it clean, you have no water, but they said by 430.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

[SPEAKER_03]: Is it?

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_03]: Has it been automated to the extent of, no, where does it have to send the guy out?

[SPEAKER_02]: No, they send the guy out.

[SPEAKER_02]: He brings like a three foot song.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's a T at the top and he sticks it in the ground and turns it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I was telling Rob, it has happened enough to me that I've looked into purchase in the tool.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: So that I can turn it back on.

[SPEAKER_04]: But I have no worries.

[SPEAKER_04]: I do not worry about Michael

[SPEAKER_05]: Who is narrow?

[SPEAKER_04]: No, I don't know, I'm worried about my kids.

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_03]: Go, buddy.

[SPEAKER_03]: Who?

[SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[SPEAKER_03]: You can play this.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not going to go check on my son.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm very good.

[SPEAKER_04]: You've heard this, haven't you, Josh?

[SPEAKER_04]: I know.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: This is a, for Mike senior year at American University.

[SPEAKER_05]: The third year is not healthy.

[SPEAKER_05]: This wonderful world can happen.

[SPEAKER_05]: No.

[SPEAKER_04]: Here's a note that's a little off.

[SPEAKER_05]: Kept in a villainy.

[SPEAKER_05]: Might be a bad report, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_04]: My favorite part is the laugh that's coming up.

[SPEAKER_05]: He got to kill a lady.

[SPEAKER_05]: There we are.

[SPEAKER_05]: Say that my hook is a cute, a cute, a-ha-ha-ha.

[SPEAKER_02]: See, he was mugged.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, hopefully my clothes fine, and it's not that bad.

[SPEAKER_02]: I would, yeah, I think you have to get those for sports and for Oh, for sports, certainly.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, tetanus.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: So In fact, when I had that hook in my finger, yeah, I had to get a new tetanus job because it had been so long.

[SPEAKER_02]: I say, so they had the numb my finger and then they had to also do that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Now you did not in.

[SPEAKER_02]: You didn't actually buy the T wrench.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, I was just looking, I should because it's only $15 at Home Depot.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, you can get a better one.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sure than that.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, you don't want to get the bottom of the line one.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's going to bend because you mentioned that you could get back at your neighbors with it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, if there's a problem, I'd like to hit you have just going around and turn it off your neighbor's world.

[SPEAKER_04]: Do you know where do you know where the valve is?

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, you can your own valve.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: So here's what it looks like.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Three feet long.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: And the way they have it in my neighborhood is the boxes are in between every home.

[SPEAKER_02]: Or every other home.

[SPEAKER_02]: So one box has your valve and the neighbor's valve.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: So you deposit, but everyone has their own valve.

[SPEAKER_02]: Everyone has their own valve.

[SPEAKER_02]: Good.

[SPEAKER_02]: But at one point mine was one of ours was leaking and they couldn't figure out who's it was.

[SPEAKER_02]: So they didn't bring up the picture again.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that is a fantastic three judges look at a problem.

[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I only work one day a week practically here when I but keep on going around the corner to the urgent care because he it's it's he stepped on a lure and it's all the way through you know where comes out so I'm going to go deal with my son to it.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to keep this line open and and I'll call you guys and let you know what's going on.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[SPEAKER_04]: Sounds good.

[SPEAKER_04]: Tell me, be careful, Mike.

[SPEAKER_04]: Take good care of that boy.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's scary.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think everyone that's been fishing has seen someone take the hook like that and it's nasty business because it is barbed.

[SPEAKER_02]: It doesn't, it doesn't go back.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, it's designed so the fish can't get away, which means when it gets in your foot, you can't get away.

[SPEAKER_03]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it is nasty.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's where I had to, that's, I spent like four hours in the hospital for that.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was no fun.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, you know what, it seems like you could be able to do that faster than four hours.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, that it's not a major procedure as long as you keep it clean.

[SPEAKER_02]: They didn't have the right tools to like their tools when it cut the hook or something.

[SPEAKER_02]: Did they have the T-shaped tool?

[SPEAKER_02]: They did not have the T-shaped tool.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm pretty sure that Larry uses one of those in the three stages short, a plumbing we will go.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm pretty sure I'd have to double check it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I assumed that you can just go get it at Home Depot.

[SPEAKER_02]: You would think if they don't want you to turn your own water back on,

[SPEAKER_02]: They would, if my water's that cut off.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I just go out on my own and turn it back on.

[SPEAKER_02]: Will they notice?

[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe not.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think there's a meter, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: There's a meter somewhere that shows how much water I'm using.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Because they're building me for this water or do they just make that number up?

[SPEAKER_02]: There's something there.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, there's some way they got to be able to try it.

[SPEAKER_04]: But you know what I mean as far as I'm not saying that you shouldn't pay the bill.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, you're honest as the day is long.

[SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[SPEAKER_04]: You should always honor your bills.

[SPEAKER_04]: You pay for electricity and you pay your condo fees or whatever.

[SPEAKER_02]: But I guess you don't have the tools for my bill.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, oh, you know what you should do is this Christmas gets them for some of your favorite neighbors.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then you could have the water crew.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I don't have a favorite neighbor.

[SPEAKER_04]: Do you have any neighbor that you would like, I mean, let me finish the question.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think we all have neighbors.

[SPEAKER_04]: Do you have a neighbor that you could like, if you needed help with something, you could not help.

[SPEAKER_04]: Nope.

[SPEAKER_04]: Not a lock.

[SPEAKER_04]: No.

[SPEAKER_04]: Do you know anybody's name on your street?

[SPEAKER_02]: No.

[SPEAKER_02]: No grownups.

[SPEAKER_02]: No.

[SPEAKER_04]: Kids, do you have kids that you know?

[SPEAKER_02]: Nope.

[SPEAKER_04]: You never like leave your house and look at the base of your driveway.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: There's what I know.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know that I walk out my house, the neighbor on one side, older couple.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know what they do, they got kids that are like college age and 20 something to every now and then there's a party with lots of cars.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, when you say older and they've got kids in college, please tell me you mean like, they're not like in their 50s, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: They're like in their 50s.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, that's okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: Let's just take a little, do you realize?

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm saying that as I have kids in college also.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's, but being 55 is not being older.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's a middle-aged, maybe.

[SPEAKER_04]: And trust me, pal, you're close to it.

[SPEAKER_04]: You're not that far away.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no, I know.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, so I know they're on one side.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know across from me is two homes where I think the people are in the military Okay, and they are best friends with each other and with the two-story house on the other side next to me Which are they like roommate in the house, but they are all close friends the military guys are roommates.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no two different houses

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so I don't know any of my neighbors, but there's these three neighbors, two across the street and the one next to me, and they are like the best friends, they're outside partying all the time, they will be out playing cornhole in the street until like two in the morning with music playing on like Thursday.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know what, that almost sounds fun, but I don't think you want them to be your friends.

[SPEAKER_04]: You don't want to corn all at two in the morning.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, does that have you ever have you ever called authorities on them?

[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, there's a lot of corn all going on in my my neighborhood.

[SPEAKER_02]: I have been tempted because when I can hear the music in my bedroom, which is on the backside of the home.

[SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it's way past bedtime.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Standard bedtime.

[SPEAKER_02]: I have been tempted, but I have not yet.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, that's good that you haven't done that.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know, Dean Martin, uh, the entertainer who had a reputation for being quite the party or the drinker to say the very least in real life he wasn't and he was known to if a party at his house went past the time that he wanted to have guests, he would retire to his bedroom and call the police and have the police come and break up the party.

[SPEAKER_04]: So he didn't have to tell everyone to go.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's a good myth.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's fine.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'll take the responsibility.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's a good use of text for your money.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like, do you remember, I believe it was last winter that we had a horrible, now this really won't relate to your situation because you live in Florida, but we had a big

[SPEAKER_04]: snowstorm followed by a freezing rain event and yes, the snow became like concrete if you didn't shovel it like within moments of when it fell You were doomed now.

[SPEAKER_02]: I did know my neighbors when I lived in Maryland.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so I did would you would they help you?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, you helped you split up the sidewalk, you know

[SPEAKER_04]: I had a neighbor, he came out and I literally had a pick, like a minor would use M-O-L-M-I-N-E-R, not like an Epstein file model.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like you're trying to break up rock.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, and he came over.

[SPEAKER_04]: He said, you can't be doing this by yourself.

[SPEAKER_04]: And he helped me out.

[SPEAKER_04]: I thought that was fantastic.

[SPEAKER_04]: So is there any activity that you do?

[SPEAKER_02]: in your yard that sort of leads to a common area like a road that you would love it if a neighbor came and helped you with no no I have no need for these neighbors I am there is nothing I have a fence in the backyard so that clearly defines my yard in there yard right nothing we need to do together like there's no problem to solve together

[SPEAKER_04]: All right, Morse backwriters says, Rob, do you know your neighbors?

[SPEAKER_02]: Um, I'm sure, well, you know, well, the one past, that's right.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: So that's one lesson you have to know.

[SPEAKER_04]: But I also, I mean, can you know someone without knowing your name?

[SPEAKER_04]: Like, if you just, like, you're enough to always say, hey, and you make small talk.

[SPEAKER_04]: And if your wife knows their name as like a backup.

[SPEAKER_04]: see, I've never been a good name guy.

[SPEAKER_04]: There was actually a guy in my dorm in college that his nickname became friend because I never took the time to memorize his name.

[SPEAKER_04]: So I'd say, hey friend, and I turned out his name was Matt, but before we all learned it, we just all called him friend.

[SPEAKER_04]: But I mean, the guy across the street is fantastic.

[SPEAKER_04]: He's got two kids, one of them at VCU.

[SPEAKER_04]: his neighbor to the right is where my buddy it's a nine-year-old kid named Joey that loves my dogs and he's the only guy that got me a birthday card last year.

[SPEAKER_04]: He made me a birthday card Joey did carry could take a page from Joey's book but so I know my neighbors and they mostly know my name which is that's half the battle right?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, because then they you can pretend if they know your name you can pretend for enough along There's a there was a commercial few months ago of like For Syria or one of these AI companies all right where they were and it was showing like a girl at a party and the phone was telling her like who she just talked to and stuff Yeah, yeah, I like that

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's like my dream is that I can wear like air pods and it tell me my ear.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's Rob.

[SPEAKER_02]: He's from this.

[SPEAKER_02]: He's from this still talking podcast.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's why you know him.

[SPEAKER_02]: And where I can just that's why you've worked with him for two and a half years.

[SPEAKER_04]: He's your business partner and that's why you know him.

[SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_04]: But I'd be really sad if you needed that for that.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't need it for you.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's an example.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: My dream is a little earpiece that just tells me when I look at people who they are and how they relate to me.

[SPEAKER_02]: I've always had this problem when I used to work at a church, you see the same hundred people, a few hundred people, I'm a sunday and they talked to you all the time because they need, they always need something or they put your drums or two loud or something.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know their names.

[SPEAKER_04]: I would forget their names all the time, but did you block them because, you know, a lot of times people just assume the church going people are the kindest nicest people because they're going to church, but you've painted it so that there is a hundred members of your church at that time that always complained or needed something.

[SPEAKER_04]: Do you think you blocked their name because they were being the as no no it's simple that

[SPEAKER_02]: a church is full of people, just like a workplace is full of people.

[SPEAKER_02]: There's people, nice people, annoying people.

[SPEAKER_04]: Our workplace has at most four people, five of you count Michael, so we know most of people in our workplace.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, there were people at, I used to work at an annoying, the ones that are tough to work with.

[SPEAKER_02]: the ones that won't shut up, we may be some of those.

[SPEAKER_04]: Many, many years ago, I worked at, I don't even know if they're still in business anymore.

[SPEAKER_04]: I worked with a business that was called a Podville Media.

[SPEAKER_04]: And there were people there, I didn't know the name of, or I'd get confused.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'd forget, you know, and also, if you have a peculiar pronunciation of your name,

[SPEAKER_04]: I will invariably guess the wrong one, like let's say you came in and you said from now on my name is Joshua and I would say oh He's Joshua now and then I'd say I'd say his name is really Joshua.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, I can't be right I come and say hey Joshua and you go Joshua and I'd say I blew it again But I'm just not great with names.

[SPEAKER_04]: Is that does that hold people back do you think

[SPEAKER_02]: I, I hope not.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know when I went to the, uh, uh, my first TMS event was Vegas.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I felt like I needed note cards to study faces and hams.

[SPEAKER_04]: Because that's why you've made landyards for everybody.

[SPEAKER_02]: Was it selfish though you could know everyone's name selfish so when when you get a name tag on the cruise It's for me It's for sure Name just sure it needs his name tags and that's how he how he does it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I'm not I'm not good with name now.

[SPEAKER_04]: Have you ever tried like the I hate this but they do when you meet someone say their name back to them three or four times and then you'll remember it I don't do that here.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know what okay?

[SPEAKER_04]: Do you remember my cousin who has the podcast the movie podcast that he never got back to me?

[SPEAKER_04]: Never got back to you never got back to me.

[SPEAKER_04]: He has a brother that I'm pretty close to as far as my cousins go and I spoke to him not long ago And I said you know what Danny

[SPEAKER_04]: Not a word about that podcast, might be nice if you put a word in for me there.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'd like that just so we know we're all on the same page, but he is one of five brothers and one sister now it's easy to remember the sister because it's the only one

[SPEAKER_04]: But I still can't tell, there's three of the boys that I can't really tell a part in that family.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I've known them.

[SPEAKER_04]: They're in their 30s now.

[SPEAKER_04]: I should be able to carry gives me a hard time.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, that does.

[SPEAKER_02]: I have to sit down and I would have to sit down and focus sometimes on on my sister's kids and which one is the oldest, which one's the middle, which one's the youngest.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the two that I get mostly mixed up are Brad and will I think one of them was a priest but then stopped being a priest but it was a priest for a little while that was easy when he was a priest because he would he would come to events with the collar and I could just say hey, yeah, there you are it's not one of those names things built in.

[SPEAKER_02]: where you introduce yourself as Rob with two bees.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, well, that helps people can then remember two bees, Rob.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they go off.

[SPEAKER_04]: Rob with two bees.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, that's the spell your name, but they can then remember because it's different.

[SPEAKER_04]: They say asshole with two essence.

[SPEAKER_04]: They get it.

[SPEAKER_04]: They absolutely get it.

[SPEAKER_02]: But Joey back at owners, everyone switched names on the cruise.

[SPEAKER_02]: Don't do that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Don't do that.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm saying it better.

[SPEAKER_04]: I see some people popping into the chat that hadn't been here for a bit.

[SPEAKER_04]: Mike has stepped out because Michael stepped on a fishing lure and the barbe is in his foot.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if it's tow or foot or what, but he's off to the original.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, see I remember the name of urgent care, but it's not always called that.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, if you go to Target,

[SPEAKER_02]: minute clinic there's a minute clinic no that's that's alright yeah and doing this pronounce it because I know it's small don't call it the minute clinic well well I had that problem when I moved to Florida because in anapolis it was called the nighttime pediatrics

[SPEAKER_02]: And then I would ask people here where's the night time pediatrics and I didn't realize that's just a name brand you know that really sounds like like a radio show like they might play like slow jams the night.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, you're listening to night time pediatrics.

[SPEAKER_04]: Here's Johnny camp and just got paid.

[SPEAKER_04]: So anyway, that's where Mike is, Mike is with my godson, and they are there at the hospital.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, hooked, and I played the Captain Hook song.

[SPEAKER_04]: Now talking about neighbors, I was going to bring this up later, but it seems to fit here.

[SPEAKER_04]: Have you seen, and I know what the answer is?

[SPEAKER_02]: You know what you're doing.

[SPEAKER_02]: You're you're you're real in me and or baton me because you're gonna talk about the neighbors and in Halloween aren't you?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because you know it here it takes me.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I'm the reason maybe the reason you don't have any neighbors that know you or neighbors that you want to spend time with is because they're constantly setting up Halloween has the Halloween decorating begun at September 21st.

[SPEAKER_02]: It began last week.

[SPEAKER_02]: It began on the fifth week.

[SPEAKER_02]: It began way too early way to the solstice or the equinox or something.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's not autumn yet.

[SPEAKER_02]: I believe autumn is tomorrow.

[SPEAKER_02]: It is not October yet.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's enough a couple weeks.

[SPEAKER_02]: It is therefore not Halloween season, not spooky season.

[SPEAKER_02]: and this stuff is out now.

[SPEAKER_04]: I hate that you know what and we've normalized it in our conversations to each other.

[SPEAKER_04]: Spooky.

[SPEAKER_03]: I hate the fact that we just refer to it as spooky and that's horrible.

[SPEAKER_04]: I do it in emails to other people and they're going to say he's a jerk who's backriders says why couldn't Rob have had a medical emergency.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, thanks for the support stick around.

[SPEAKER_04]: They may happen.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'll give you a clue because there's no fish hooks for Rob, it would be a razor blade.

[SPEAKER_04]: Razor Blade.

[SPEAKER_04]: I did cut myself today when I was chopping vegetables.

[SPEAKER_04]: Does that count?

[SPEAKER_04]: Not worth going to the clinic.

[SPEAKER_04]: Not worth going to my new clinic.

[SPEAKER_04]: Look at that band-aid, a perfect, perfect color match.

[SPEAKER_04]: Very nice.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: But, Rob, what I've, what I've realized so you know, you know my irritation about Halloween decorations being up really.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: And Christmas bugs me a little bit, but not as much as Halloween because I think we have accepted as a society that Christmas decorations go up at Thanksgiving.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, anytime before you do that, I've always said you're allowed to decorate and do play Christmas music.

[SPEAKER_04]: And the turn key moment is when you see Santa Claus during the Macy's parade, when you see Santa Claus and the biggest merchant in New York City says it's Christmas, congratulations, it's Christmas.

[SPEAKER_02]: But there's really no, and then, and we also

[SPEAKER_02]: like January fifth or whatever that not Canadian Christmas like Roman Catholic Christmas or something that's like January fifth.

[SPEAKER_04]: Are you thinking of January six in selection day?

[SPEAKER_04]: I know you always decorate for that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well that's different decorations.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_04]: And normally I'm out of town for that.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I know you come up to these, I know you do.

[SPEAKER_04]: Don't you have people coming to your house on January 6, armed and dangerous, and you have them undecorate your yard for you?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, and rub feces all over the walls.

[SPEAKER_04]: And that's why you don't have a lectern anymore.

[SPEAKER_04]: They stole your lectern.

[SPEAKER_04]: Do you decorate before we get into, and I know what you're saying about Halloween, and I do want to get back to it, but before we proceed,

[SPEAKER_04]: Do you do anything for Halloween and follow up?

[SPEAKER_04]: Do you do anything for Christmas outside stuff?

[SPEAKER_02]: I do for both, I do for both.

[SPEAKER_04]: What do you do for Halloween?

[SPEAKER_02]: What is the extent of your Halloween decor?

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, last year I don't think I did anything because I was just lots of stuff was going on.

[SPEAKER_04]: And you were better.

[SPEAKER_04]: You were imbittered because you had that one house that was setting up seriously look like Broadway shows in their yard.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I've got, there's a few of those in my neighborhood.

[SPEAKER_02]: And that's a whole different thing where I realized on Friday that adults have ruined Halloween.

[SPEAKER_02]: And that is my problem with Halloween, is it's a kid's holiday, and there's all these adults that don't want to grow up.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I know people will say that about me and baseball or even just the fact that we're podcasters, but they've taken Halloween away kids.

[SPEAKER_04]: You've uh, that's true, but we've not taken, we've not taken podcasting away from children.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no.

[SPEAKER_04]: We've not taken, we've not, you're not going to see me out of playground.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, you're no, we're not anymore.

[SPEAKER_04]: Not since the judge spoke to you, exactly.

[SPEAKER_04]: But what the problem here, let's start at the base of the problem.

[SPEAKER_04]: And that is, I believe, is that spooky season has no hard start.

[SPEAKER_04]: Now, there is a hard ending, I mean, I guess, I mean, like if they roll Halloween parties like to November 1st or 2nd, based on like the way it falls in the week, then maybe you get a bonus day, I think Halloween this year falls on a Saturday, right?

[SPEAKER_04]: So that's Sunday, decorations down when we go Josh, when we meet as we always do on all Saints Day.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_04]: Spooky season is over and we resume our religious activities.

[SPEAKER_04]: But do you think now, I mean, I would think if we had to assign a number to spooky season, it would have to be October 1st.

[SPEAKER_04]: not the end of full or not the beginning of fall, end of summer, no, no, no, not when the leaves change, I think it's October 1st to 31st and giving spooky season a whole month.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's a lot for a holiday that has really been just stolen by grownups.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I, no, I agree because you decorate this here at all, will you decorate it all?

[SPEAKER_02]: No, so the couple years ago, I had a giant inflatable spider that I put up on the roof.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it looked cool and the kids loved it.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then I put a bunch of bats.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, no, let's just relax.

[SPEAKER_04]: I hate bats.

[SPEAKER_04]: We can do away with that.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I know you probably bought that spider on a website.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but that inflatable thing doesn't work anymore.

[SPEAKER_04]: So I thought it was like the pump was the pump and the pump died.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I threw it out because it was probably from T-Moo or something.

[SPEAKER_04]: Did you not look on T-Moo for a replacement pump?

[SPEAKER_04]: You know they got to be out there.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm sure they are.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_02]: I just got rid of it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Did you, okay, let's go more traditional than inflatable things.

[SPEAKER_04]: Mike is waiting on stream yard.

[SPEAKER_04]: So you can perhaps let him in now.

[SPEAKER_02]: I am looking for him.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I see him.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, I don't.

[SPEAKER_04]: As a matter of fact.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't see him.

[SPEAKER_04]: Let me look and see if he is in the green room.

[SPEAKER_04]: He is backstage.

[SPEAKER_04]: Let's bring him in, shall we?

[SPEAKER_02]: That is not.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's not Mike.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's the other Mike.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Will you text him back and tell me?

[SPEAKER_02]: I will send that a link.

[SPEAKER_04]: Good.

[SPEAKER_02]: Because he might be in the wrong room.

[SPEAKER_04]: Now, if you go like away from the high tech and I don't like as a rule, inflatable decorations, I really don't like snow globe decorations that have to blow up and things like that.

[SPEAKER_04]: But like, let's start at the very basic level.

[SPEAKER_04]: Do you carve a pumpkin?

[SPEAKER_04]: Do you put out a jackalander in actual organically grown pumpkin from the Squash family, probably

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, I have.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: Will you this year?

[SPEAKER_04]: Will you this year?

[SPEAKER_02]: It's never my choice.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: If the kids want to do it, if we want to do it, then we do it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: And that's that's pretty much how I do with most holidays.

[SPEAKER_02]: Are you proud of your work as a pumpkin carber?

[SPEAKER_02]: I've carved decent pumpkins.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, there's my.

[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, boys.

[SPEAKER_04]: Hi, Mike.

[SPEAKER_04]: Are you at the, what did you call it?

[SPEAKER_03]: You're here.

[SPEAKER_03]: You're here.

[SPEAKER_04]: Josh had a different name for it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Nocturnal pediatrics.

[SPEAKER_02]: What was it called?

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I said when I was in Maryland, it was called nighttime pediatrics.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then I came to Florida and everyone was confused that what that is.

[SPEAKER_02]: OK. What's the report, boss?

[SPEAKER_03]: He's, he's just waiting in the lobby.

[SPEAKER_03]: And waiting to go in and check him out and hopefully numb it up and get it out of there.

[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't want to mess with it, you know?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, is he in pain?

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he hurts, but I mean, but not in the kind of, but if he moves it around or if he stands in a certain way and the blood goes to his foot, but he's seed, he's in there.

[SPEAKER_03]: He's in a buddy of his is in there, too, from doing something to his ankle.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't even know why you've stuck around.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't just drop them off.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: I got to turn back around so I can see where he is.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm looking at him right now.

[SPEAKER_03]: He's waving to me.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he sort of gave me a half-hand heart and thumbs up when they put him back and they say what happened here.

[SPEAKER_04]: You should have him say, well, they nearly got me, but I got away.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's uh, it's interesting, but I'm going for it.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go in with him if I get into a room where I can call you or stream your idea, uh, it says record in or record.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's so weird because the G is on the bottom.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'll check back.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, you know Mike, we are actually we're in the thick of a Halloween discussion that we can continue, but since you're here, will you throw us to spots?

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[SPEAKER_04]: who Mike Omar, you know, it's wild.

[SPEAKER_04]: I know people just turn on their phone or their computer and we're there and we do the show every day and probably in the back of their mind, it's no different than we used to be on the radio.

[SPEAKER_04]: But do you realize that Mike was sitting in his studio and then hopped in a car and went to a medical facility with his son and then stood in the parking lot and continued the broadcast?

[SPEAKER_04]: It blows my mind sometimes where we are.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm saying no problem, ready to go.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, he did need the penalty.

[SPEAKER_02]: His is great.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: What if when we did the producers club on Friday, I was usually as apartment and you were driving to the Ben store.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I was.

[SPEAKER_02]: I was going to the Ben, so we have a thing on Friday, we're not on Friday, but on Friday, we decided to go to Disney World.

[SPEAKER_02]: We have the passes, but we have a thing we do where we decide that we're not going to Disney.

[SPEAKER_02]: We're going to go to Disney.

[SPEAKER_02]: We're going to have a nice fancy dinner.

[SPEAKER_02]: We're going to have a nice date night.

[SPEAKER_02]: But we're going to make money at the same time.

[SPEAKER_02]: So we always hit the bins beforehand.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then I have a this bit that I go into Chad GPD and I say, hey,

[SPEAKER_02]: What is popular for resellers at what is the at what Disney world right now?

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, and it'll give me a report And it'll say go find this thing and this thing so that's so you're not by you're not reselling Bin stuff you're reselling stuff that comes from the from the gift stores both I go to the bin store And I get my normal clothing and bin right and I get a couple bags of that

[SPEAKER_02]: But then when I'm at the parks, for instance, this time, we went to the Magic Kingdom on Friday because they were closing at six o'clock because they have their Halloween party thing that you need an extra ticket to that night.

[SPEAKER_04]: So I said, well, spooky season.

[SPEAKER_02]: Again, with the spooky season, right, you're all in.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not paying extra for the Halloween party.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, but you know, that sucks.

[SPEAKER_04]: If you bought a season pass and you still have to re-op it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it's going to have $440 to go to the Halloween party as I can.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's my surprise.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's my ass wall.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's not good.

[SPEAKER_04]: Is it the thing I've heard of that's called the Mickey not so scary Halloween party is actually not so spooky.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think are not so scary.

[SPEAKER_02]: Something like that.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, it's also not so good of value either because they, you know what, Disney, they've got balls to do that.

[SPEAKER_02]: But here's my idea was no one's gonna spend and buy a Disney ticket if they know Disney's close and early.

[SPEAKER_02]: So the crowds will be less.

[SPEAKER_02]: So let's go to the Magic Kingdom because that's where the party is.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yep.

[SPEAKER_02]: So we did that.

[SPEAKER_02]: The crowds were less.

[SPEAKER_02]: We were at a bunch of rides.

[SPEAKER_04]: I saw you did the haunted mansion which is you know what did the haunted mansion you don't need to do You don't need to keep the haunted mansion only for spooky season.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's good all year round You sent me a picture of the ball where peppers goes my favorite effect on the whole park Well, it's interesting to bring up the haunted mansion because the haunted mansion is when I realized that adults have ruined Halloween

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, good.

[SPEAKER_04]: So we're we're sort of back to this.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we're back to that.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, good because he was that that was almost clever broadcast almost a circle.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, very clever.

[SPEAKER_02]: So we did haunted mansion was the last ride we did at Magic Kingdom at day.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, and I went and did it at like five o'clock and something we know was what was the weight like when you get that close to the closing of the park for normal.

[SPEAKER_02]: We do the lightning lane thing.

[SPEAKER_02]: So when we go into cyber going to spend a day at a park we'll get the lightning lane and you pick like three and every time you do a ride you can pick another Okay, if something's not available we just don't go because we'll do it again another time Yeah, you get to go so often you don't have to really be precise with your choices.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's great.

[SPEAKER_02]: But we noticed and that it did have a longer line Then everything else, but we have the lightning thing, but it's the best attraction in the park we notice around four o'clock

[SPEAKER_02]: that more people started showing up in costume.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then we realized, oh, they're all here for the party.

[SPEAKER_02]: They all have these little purple wrist bands on.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it's a lot of adults.

[SPEAKER_02]: A5 costume.

[SPEAKER_04]: Adult fans of Disney.

[SPEAKER_02]: A5.

[SPEAKER_02]: One of my issues with our Disney season past is I have determined I do not want to be a Disney adult.

[SPEAKER_02]: OK. Kelly has gotten me to wear it like a pizza plan at shirt to Disney.

[SPEAKER_02]: And that's what I'm really.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's tangentially a piece of it in a parallel.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, bare minimum.

[SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[SPEAKER_04]: And people, this may shock me.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm larval sure that bare minimum.

[SPEAKER_04]: As much as I love King's Dominion and folks make no mistake, I love King's Dominion.

[SPEAKER_04]: I never wear KD apparel to the park.

[SPEAKER_04]: Now I have it, but you don't need to be that guy.

[SPEAKER_04]: You don't, and also you know what, you don't want to wear

[SPEAKER_04]: a concert T-shirt to the band you're seeing in concert.

[SPEAKER_04]: You could wear something that's like related, but don't do that.

[SPEAKER_04]: Don't do that either.

[SPEAKER_02]: Put about a right brother shirt to the right brother's museum.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's always acceptable.

[SPEAKER_02]: That always acceptable when you're in Kitty Hawk.

[SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely.

[SPEAKER_02]: There's a dress code.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I noticed more and more costumes.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it starts with kids in costume and that's cute.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then I realized, oh, all the adults are in costume.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then I realized it's a whole bunch of,

[SPEAKER_02]: I think your audio mic is going through your car would be my guess.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: So you're going to want to change your Bluetooth off on your phone.

[SPEAKER_04]: But you can probably turn the radio off.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Looks like is that Michael next to him?

[SPEAKER_04]: I only see a sliver of the boys.

[SPEAKER_02]: I believe it is.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, that'd be great.

[SPEAKER_04]: That'd be a good sign-up.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: And here's Michael's offering to fix his phone.

[SPEAKER_04]: How's that?

[SPEAKER_04]: Is that better?

[SPEAKER_04]: Is that Michael then you see next to you, Mike?

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, say hi, buddy.

[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, what's up?

[SPEAKER_03]: They don't do it.

[SPEAKER_03]: They don't do hooks at the urging care.

[SPEAKER_03]: Isn't it?

[SPEAKER_04]: No!

[SPEAKER_03]: because oh my god that's funny really why I guess they do they they give you a antibiotics or they give you a steroid and then they send you on your way yeah stock during for you oh and the other thing they love to end up my car they don't do cough medicine anymore they give you the pearls the pearls that make you not stop cough don't we're love that yeah when I'm anyway we're we're heading to uh another joint right now

[SPEAKER_02]: the doctor said, oh, I don't have the tools for this, but I might out in my car and he went out to his car and brought in a tool bag like handyman tools.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it was all standing tools that he had to use to cut the hook out of me.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like a wire snipper.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sure.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: And it's our pliers.

[SPEAKER_04]: Is this the kind of thing that Carla can handle at her store?

[SPEAKER_04]: Or did she mostly fall from the cut she probably could with her but she need you need the numbing stuff Yeah, yeah, you do you do you do you know when I was a boy We used to just hold a nice cube on it until it was numb and then we'd work from there But that was just used to rub some dirt on you are by there was no such thing as a fish look because you these spears

[SPEAKER_03]: Michael, can you hear me?

[SPEAKER_03]: All right, I'm going to go.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: He breaks on.

[SPEAKER_04]: Do good.

[SPEAKER_03]: Do good out there.

[SPEAKER_03]: He will check in with you later.

[SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[SPEAKER_03]: The focus.

[SPEAKER_04]: Keep the flight.

[SPEAKER_04]: How dare you.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know what?

[SPEAKER_04]: There is no fish.

[SPEAKER_04]: They're on their way to Disney.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, so there's, I notice it more and more at the altar and costume now.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm annoyed because suddenly it's these people are making about themselves.

[SPEAKER_02]: There's a guy who's.

[SPEAKER_02]: How elaborate are the costumes?

[SPEAKER_04]: Like for example, it's not on, I'm a customer.

[SPEAKER_04]: We go to like a spooky amusement park thing.

[SPEAKER_04]: There'll be a guy that has like the fake skeleton hand that sits on his shoulders.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's like an accoutrement.

[SPEAKER_04]: But he's not dressed up as anything.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, at first I noticed it's girls dressed as the Disney princesses and I'm like, all right, that's that's fine.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then I see do the or any of them sexy princess because a lot of time if you go to spirit Halloween, they have like a sexy version of something.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, and none of these people should have been wearing that one.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: So a little too soft for your kids.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then it transitions to, oh, well, there's the family dressed up as the incredible family.

[SPEAKER_02]: And they're doing it as a family.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Then it becomes the family of Ghostbusters.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, well, that's not even Disney.

[SPEAKER_04]: So they're going to say they cross populate and and did they mix up like the men ghostbusters with the lady ghostbusters?

[SPEAKER_04]: How did they do it?

[SPEAKER_02]: They would just all go spusters, like they're on with their own names on it, and they're on their own made.

[SPEAKER_04]: Take a step back for a second.

[SPEAKER_04]: Mrs.

[SPEAKER_04]: Incredible.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Was she hot?

[SPEAKER_04]: Because I think as far as animated characters go, Mrs.

[SPEAKER_04]: Incredible is one of the better looking ones that Pixar has ever done.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think this one was so elastic.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think you can do this easily, if that makes sense.

[SPEAKER_04]: I understand, yeah, you don't remember.

[SPEAKER_04]: Do you not remember Mrs.

[SPEAKER_04]: Incredible and one of those, those, those, those Amigo scooters, or they used to get around the park.

[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_02]: That would definitely, there were definitely some costumes in scooters.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I don't think that.

[SPEAKER_04]: What was the most elaborate one you saw?

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry to keep it because I've never been to Disney at this time, so I need to know.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, here's where the Ghostbusters were annoying me because they're making all the jokes about going in the haunted mansion and how they're going to find these ghosts and it's like whatever.

[SPEAKER_02]: Then I get into the line and there's a guy dressed up as Beetlejuice.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, it's a bad Beetlejuice costume.

[SPEAKER_04]: Is it just not measure up to the way you did two years ago?

[SPEAKER_04]: Because your Beetlejuice two years ago was fantastic.

[SPEAKER_02]: My Beetlejuice was better.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: But then he was trying to do the scraggly voice.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: And that was bad.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then he was going up to kids and pretending to be Beetlejuice.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I think like he was like a park attraction.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that is not okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: And also that's, that's upsetting to children.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I don't like that at all.

[SPEAKER_02]: But, but he's Beetlejuice, and he's get believes he's Beetlejuice in this show.

[SPEAKER_04]: Was he just hanging in line?

[SPEAKER_04]: Did he eventually get into the doom buggy and ride the rider?

[SPEAKER_04]: Was he just like stationary and horrifying children?

[SPEAKER_02]: No, he got in line.

[SPEAKER_02]: And he was like six people behind me in line.

[SPEAKER_02]: And because then I saw him as we were waiting to get our picture taken outside the haunted mansion.

[SPEAKER_02]: And after he ran into a family of ghost busters, and I was like, oh, he's with them.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it's no he's just trying to be beatled used to the kid and the kid wants nothing to do with him.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I determine adults have ruined Halloween.

[SPEAKER_02]: Based on this one guy.

[SPEAKER_04]: I agree with you.

[SPEAKER_04]: I do.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not a fan of Halloween.

[SPEAKER_04]: I guess I was for a little bit and it's easier to do it when you have kids that are at the Halloween age.

[SPEAKER_04]: And my gives me crap about this.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm now the guy that turns the lights off.

[SPEAKER_04]: And it doesn't count.

[SPEAKER_04]: I used to be a great pumpkin carver.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't do that anymore.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't do anything.

[SPEAKER_02]: I will dress up for the show.

[SPEAKER_02]: And that's it.

[SPEAKER_02]: If I'm going to go hand out candy or something, maybe I'll do something that if I'm participating, but not really.

[SPEAKER_02]: Now, if you do have my own way, just stick it to these, to stick it to these Disney adults that need to grow up.

[SPEAKER_04]: What will your revenge be?

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, my revenge is that I went over to the popcorn stand where they had those novelty Disney popcorn buckets.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: And they had a headless horseman one and they had a head on a lantern and a vampire Mickey one.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, the lantern head goes to the legendary

[SPEAKER_02]: I bought them all, I found out they were all exclusive to the Halloween party.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not going to, but I still bought them.

[SPEAKER_02]: I went and listed them on eBay and before I got home from the parks, I ripped off two people by triple charging them.

[SPEAKER_04]: You did not rip them off.

[SPEAKER_04]: You gave them what they wanted to get.

[SPEAKER_04]: I gave it to you.

[SPEAKER_04]: Totally.

[SPEAKER_02]: And when you buy these, I saved them $150 from going to this new world.

[SPEAKER_04]: When you buy these, and I got to know this because I know you, and I know the only reason you're buying them is for resale.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Do you even get them with popcorn in them, or do you just let people keep the popcorn?

[SPEAKER_02]: No, what's awesome is they would give them to me empty, and they would give me a cardboard box of popcorn.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I can still eat all the popcorn.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it's a news, and that's crazy, so love is put in a bag and then carry those things out.

[SPEAKER_04]: You made enough money to buy a fancy Disney dinner.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, yes, you can turn any Josh you're pretty you know, I get I get a lot of times Sort of classified as a guy who will rip people off Sort of a swindler if you right.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's not ripping people off.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, you are a guy you are a guy that can make money Add it anything you just know how to do you're brilliant at it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think you're very good.

[SPEAKER_02]: I did I did make the mistake that

[SPEAKER_02]: I just bought these on a whim and I didn't know if they were going to be popular or not.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I really bought one of each when I should have bought them like four of each.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's two per person.

[SPEAKER_02]: I should have bought them all.

[SPEAKER_04]: They do limit.

[SPEAKER_04]: Don't they?

[SPEAKER_02]: They limit two per person.

[SPEAKER_02]: I've seen this before.

[SPEAKER_02]: But that's only per popcorn stand.

[SPEAKER_02]: So if you go to another popcorn stand.

[SPEAKER_04]: But they're going to see you with the buckets because they're not small.

[SPEAKER_02]: Not if you have a wife that holds the man around the corner.

[SPEAKER_04]: You're gonna have to buy like you're gonna have to buy like a Disney broomstick to carry them.

[SPEAKER_02]: That was funny, I do this and then I see people do this at the ball games like give away days where they take all the Bible heads.

[SPEAKER_02]: Sure, the game hasn't started yet and they're taking 20 Bible heads back to their car and I hate those people, but I'm one of them.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, there's nothing except on one of them.

[SPEAKER_04]: Here's why you're not because the bubble heads are free.

[SPEAKER_04]: They're taking advantage of the fact that you get one bubble head per ticket.

[SPEAKER_04]: You're paying cash money.

[SPEAKER_04]: The walled WED Industries has determined the going price.

[SPEAKER_04]: And you paid it.

[SPEAKER_04]: There's nothing above, everything is above board.

[SPEAKER_04]: Nothing on board on board.

[SPEAKER_04]: And you,

[SPEAKER_04]: You shake your brains out because you ate all that popcorn.

[SPEAKER_02]: Technically I get popcorn every time I go to Disney and I never pay for it because I just sell the bucket.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's great.

[SPEAKER_04]: Now, a question, when you're dealing with these A-FODs, these adult fan of Disney, that are dressed up.

[SPEAKER_04]: Do you see, and I imagine that the A-FOD population thickened as the day went on?

[SPEAKER_02]: Because as it's closer to the Halloween part.

[SPEAKER_02]: What was the interesting was to watch the families that were coming with little kids?

[SPEAKER_02]: and it was clear that the parents were way more into this than the kids.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I mean, the kids didn't want to be there, the kids are tired.

[SPEAKER_04]: Disney is a magnificent theme park.

[SPEAKER_04]: There's no live there, but with what they charge, I wouldn't take a kid there until a kid was at least 10 or no actually.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, because you're just throwing money away, you're not

[SPEAKER_04]: you're not going to see them get the value.

[SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, my question is now, even now, we even now, we only have passes for Kelly and I, not from kids, because we use it as date nights and date days to go have fancy dinners.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I, as I told Kelly this week, I said, you realize if we brought the kids, we could we get popcorn buckets.

[SPEAKER_02]: We have to know if we brought the kids, we'd have to go on weekends where they're way too crowded to go, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: We wouldn't be having these fancy dinners

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and the kids also, frankly, I mean, I love kids, but my kids, your kids, have they done enough to earn a trip to do that?

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think so.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, not at all.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, no.

[SPEAKER_02]: But what is great dinner at the Liberty Tree Tavern?

[SPEAKER_04]: No, that is, is that in the old Virginia, not old Virginia, you see, whatever, like we're the hall of presidences.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we're what Kelly asked, why is there a Maryland flag, but no Florida flag?

[SPEAKER_04]: yeah exactly and you know i'm thinking it's a hall of the president they could make a jack a lantern for our first president and you know who would make it is your judge washington carver see i thought that i thought you're jack a lantern president jocke was going more towards orange face trump

[SPEAKER_04]: no no you see that we're not political that's not exactly although i do like where you were going when you see when you see these families together and they're dressed in their outrageous outfits do they do you sense a sort of unspoken camaraderie between them like if ghost busters saw the uh... the incredible's were they gonna be like a little bit of like how you doing oh yeah that's going on yeah the one family yes the

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, one set of adults that dresses up will bond with another set of adults that dresses up.

[SPEAKER_04]: I see it with influencers at theme parks.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's like an unspoken thing.

[SPEAKER_04]: It'll go up and they might recognize faces.

[SPEAKER_04]: They don't know names and it's just like, hey, you know, uh, so I have the commercial shoot for Reptara.

[SPEAKER_04]: How you been?

[SPEAKER_04]: But they'll see, they're like my neighbors.

[SPEAKER_02]: They don't know their names.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right, and you know what that is when I went to Oreo games.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'd say a lot of people all the time that I don't know, but I see when I go to games.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: Other name.

[SPEAKER_02]: But I see him.

[SPEAKER_04]: So you share the Oreo fabric.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_04]: But what you don't share, you don't share costumes.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, I don't want to be a Disney adult.

[SPEAKER_02]: I am technically, but I don't want to be into that court.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, I don't think you are.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think the fact that you have a season pass, and what did you get to eat, by the way, at the old American restaurant?

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, see, what I didn't know it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Some of these restaurants are weird, like this one, and the garden grill is this way as well.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, they serve human flesh.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, they don't drink the food too.

[SPEAKER_02]: You don't order.

[SPEAKER_02]: They just say, this is what you're getting.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, do they do that because that's like the way it was in the old taverns or no, it's just how this one is set up where it's like you can choose a vegan meal or regular meal and that's okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: Kelly again and you got regular and regular was ham and turkey and like a pot roast and mashed potatoes all of this yeah and green beans I

[SPEAKER_02]: We ate them to a fight afternoon.

[SPEAKER_04]: I was like a bear would he would hate the green beans.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yes, green beans have ruined it for him.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then it was a

[SPEAKER_02]: What else was one of some stuff in?

[SPEAKER_02]: So it was almost like an easter or an easter.

[SPEAKER_02]: Thanksgiving type meal.

[SPEAKER_04]: Thanksgiving, yes, stuff in for Thanksgiving.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then it was a like a toffee caramel cake with the now ice cream on top of that.

[SPEAKER_04]: That sounds, that sounds outstanding.

[SPEAKER_04]: And the food is great, right?

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, that's nothing fancy, but it's great.

[SPEAKER_02]: The food is great.

[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it's expensive.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think it was like $45 a person.

[SPEAKER_02]: But it's all you can eat but really I couldn't eat anymore.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, and it was great salad.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't remember what the salad was, but I like that.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm dressing from lino.

[SPEAKER_02]: they did not have dressing from leaders that sucks.

[SPEAKER_02]: I did use the the pizza sauce from leaders yesterday and we wasn't this outstanding.

[SPEAKER_04]: Great.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was so good.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know, it's funny.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's a you sometimes people really bend over backwards doing a hostess or a host gift for somebody and they'll spend a lot of money.

[SPEAKER_04]: I dropped about $12 at a fast food place and you've been talking about it for two weeks.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't don't don't call

[SPEAKER_02]: That's you're right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's not fair to it.

[SPEAKER_04]: You're right.

[SPEAKER_04]: I pizza joy.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's and it is a pizza.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's a family din and experience.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, you're giving them all a little too much of it.

[SPEAKER_02]: It could be so, but I like to go.

[SPEAKER_04]: I like to go to Lito and I dress the whole family up as I don't know.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I dress them up as the characters from the news are review and it's it's nice.

[SPEAKER_04]: We all go there.

[SPEAKER_04]: Now, so with the spooky and was the entire park

[SPEAKER_04]: in spooky stuff because one of the, you know what I hate more than anything this time of year are the fake spider webs that people buy in a bag and it's just like white fiber that you stretch and then makes it it's supposed to look like a spider web people never stretch it enough and it looks horrible.

[SPEAKER_04]: Do they have stuff like that?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, kind of but there's was Disney was decorated and it looks great, but they might as well have done their shop in over at Hobby Lobby.

[SPEAKER_02]: Sure, because it was more fall autumn pumpkin focus than spooky focus.

[SPEAKER_04]: Because it's not so spooky.

[SPEAKER_02]: Not so spooky, if you want spooky you can go over to that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Universal Studios like Halloween haunt thing.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: And they, you know, I was, we're going to talk about it this week on still talking, but they go way, way, way over the top at King's Dominion.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: And that's appropriate for those type of things.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: I like the way Disney handles it as we're going to just enjoy the time of the year.

[SPEAKER_02]: We're going to enjoy.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, they want to be seasoned without being spooky.

[SPEAKER_04]: they want to be able for you to bring the kids because that's two more meals they've sold.

[SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's how they do it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: So spooky season, it's in full.

[SPEAKER_04]: Would you be okay?

[SPEAKER_04]: Take the aphods out of it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's, we don't want the people that ruined Halloween.

[SPEAKER_04]: But I'm just talking about observational Halloween, like, I don't know, traditions.

[SPEAKER_04]: if people start decorating on October 1st, even though you made disagree with their decorations on October 1st is acceptable.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, all right.

[SPEAKER_04]: Now you do have the families that like set up true life-sized dioramas with skeletons and scenes and all that stuff.

[SPEAKER_04]: Wasn't there a family that changed it like on a daily basis last year?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, and they haven't started yet.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think they must stick to the October 1st plan.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, maybe they're running out of ideas.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, they have to have 31 different ideas.

[SPEAKER_04]: So I would like to say that skeletons that were set up like DTF St. Louis.

[SPEAKER_02]: I will I'm not familiar with that.

[SPEAKER_02]: I have to catch up on that show.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's that is a very lot of pieces.

[SPEAKER_04]: Very penis centric show and penis.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if I'm using this.

[SPEAKER_04]: Is that is that it's having a bone?

[SPEAKER_04]: It is a it is a plot line.

[SPEAKER_04]: It is an actual plot.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, portion of the show.

[SPEAKER_02]: But I don't I don't think it's represented in any of these like 12 foot skeletons.

[SPEAKER_02]: No.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah, where do you weigh in at Costco?

[SPEAKER_04]: They start selling Halloween stuff in February.

[SPEAKER_04]: Mine has a huge Frankenstein this year, this pretty impressive, like maybe 9 or 10 feet tall.

[SPEAKER_04]: Where do you weigh in on those?

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm okay with them.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's a little annoying when everyone in the neighborhood doesn't, but they're cool when you see just one.

[SPEAKER_04]: OK.

[SPEAKER_02]: I was tempted.

[SPEAKER_02]: I was tempted where I saw a 40 foot inflatable teddy bear for Christmas.

[SPEAKER_04]: 40 feet?

[SPEAKER_04]: That's four stories.

[SPEAKER_04]: You have to be exaggerating.

[SPEAKER_02]: I believe it was maybe 30 feet.

[SPEAKER_02]: OK, here's what I know.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was 15 feet taller than the roof of my house.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's what I know.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's pretty cool.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I know it was so big that I was trying to figure out.

[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, I don't like this thing at all.

[SPEAKER_02]: But I could put this thing in the backyard.

[SPEAKER_02]: It would creep over the house, and then everyone would see it approaching the house from the back, so that it would be very one.

[SPEAKER_04]: Is this Teddy bear a Halloween teddy bear?

[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, it was a Christmas one.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was a Christmas one that I saw.

[SPEAKER_04]: How do they make it Christmasy?

[SPEAKER_02]: It had a Christmas, like hat and sweater on.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I saw it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I saw it last year.

[SPEAKER_04]: I saw it last year.

[SPEAKER_02]: I saw it last year, and I said, this is how I get back at those Halloween people.

[SPEAKER_04]: I love the idea of not just the inflatable bear, but the bear coming over your house to get people now.

[SPEAKER_04]: So you may or may not do a jack-o-lantern outside this year.

[SPEAKER_04]: This is gonna be the decision of your family that surrounds you, right?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'll do whatever they want to do.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: All right.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I think that's nice because you know what when you're at them as the base of it, you're a good dad.

[SPEAKER_04]: And if it is for the kids, make sure the kids do what they want.

[SPEAKER_04]: Robert is a non Halloween kid.

[SPEAKER_04]: Julia has done some amazing costumes in the past because she's very creative.

[SPEAKER_04]: So she likes to do her own thing.

[SPEAKER_04]: But there'll be no Halloween at my house.

[SPEAKER_04]: And if I buy candy, it won't be to distribute.

[SPEAKER_04]: I believe it for yourself.

[SPEAKER_04]: Now, do you think you could pull this move?

[SPEAKER_04]: Do you get a lot of trick or treaters?

[SPEAKER_04]: Not here.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'd have to go to Georgia.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is up in the air, whether or not we're going this year, but yeah, I normally do not get any on my street.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, what you should get is a 40 foot inflatable falcons football player to put in the yard in Georgia.

[SPEAKER_04]: But this idea, this is, you have to have in a certain amount of attendance, but you couldn't do this in Georgia, because you talked about literally hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of trick or treaters.

[SPEAKER_04]: When you visit, is it your mother own?

[SPEAKER_04]: Don't you want that?

[SPEAKER_04]: Don't you want that in your front yard?

[SPEAKER_04]: I do not.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know all the neighbors.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't even want that in my lifetime.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't want that there.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's really way too big.

[SPEAKER_04]: And you know what, you, you lied.

[SPEAKER_04]: There's no sweater.

[SPEAKER_02]: He's just wearing a bow.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, this is this year's model.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, okay, I didn't, oh, I think you should buy one every year then and then you could have a teddy bear picnic.

[SPEAKER_04]: You could have them all together.

[SPEAKER_04]: But do you think you could pull off the thing?

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, you know, the neighbor that you mentioned earlier when we're talking about neighbors.

[SPEAKER_04]: The neighbor that died.

[SPEAKER_04]: She, one time this neighbor was very upset that

[SPEAKER_04]: we were handing out candy but we weren't on the porch or in the driveway we were making people come to our house to ring the doorbell and she thought that was a little much and I said well it's not because they're essentially begging for free handouts and oh i'm with you on this

[SPEAKER_04]: They got to earn it and I will I will make kids talk to me when I say like ask what they are and then I said and they say I'm a teddy bear say or what would Mrs.

[SPEAKER_04]: Incredible say what are these I make them earned there but she said it was no good and then

[SPEAKER_04]: she called back and she asked to speak to Carrie and the first question she had for Carrie was is there another phone line that I can call that Rob won't answer because apparently she did not like talking to me so we had the perfect we had no it was not what they wanted the the thing that worked in my neighborhood really well oh hi Mike

[SPEAKER_03]: Hi, just a real quick check in.

[SPEAKER_03]: We're at the ER.

[SPEAKER_03]: Got him checked in already.

[SPEAKER_03]: Continue with your Halloween stuff.

[SPEAKER_03]: Josh didn't see me that I was here.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'll check and try to check in one more time.

[SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[SPEAKER_04]: And you're just going to stay in the car with the windows rolled up in the engine off?

[SPEAKER_03]: No, I'm just going to go back into the waiting room right now.

[SPEAKER_04]: OK.

[SPEAKER_04]: I hope they have good magazines for you, Mike.

[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you, Rob.

[SPEAKER_04]: Bye.

[SPEAKER_04]: This is a show for the agency.

[SPEAKER_02]: He just keeps popping in and then he disappears.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm scared to read copy because I know he'll pop up at the right time.

[SPEAKER_04]: The perfect action at my house was to sit out front and give beers to the grown-ups.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, when the kids came by.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, you're willing to, you're willing to, that's a step forward towards adults making Halloween about adults.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: Let me defend it this way.

[SPEAKER_04]: If it is a grown-up who is not in costume, but just escorting like a kindergarten, five or six-year-olds, and he's only a shaperone, and you can see in his face he's not doing it because he loves Halloween.

[SPEAKER_04]: He's doing it because he has to.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_04]: Rewarding him with a beer.

[SPEAKER_04]: Is that still a misstep?

[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's still a misstep.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think that that's job is to find a way to speak some candy out of the kids bag.

[SPEAKER_02]: So he has something to eat while walking around.

[SPEAKER_02]: So he can get a little joy out of that airhead.

[SPEAKER_02]: He stole from his little kid.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, cherry airheads are so good.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I prefer the white mystery flavor once.

[SPEAKER_04]: are all the white mystery flavor the same flavor or is it a different time what is all the same flavor?

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't remember.

[SPEAKER_04]: I know though at Disney that I think it's flavor is is Ammon Pot roast is the Disney era.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah I think it used to be on.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, but I don't, but I don't know what it's like.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't like the beer hands out the shot because then that transitions to shots to jelly, jello shots, which then transitions to adults dressing up in costume and you're just going one step further.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: I won't do it.

[SPEAKER_04]: I wasn't going to do it and now I'm not going to do it and now I'm not going to do it.

[SPEAKER_02]: If you put razor blades in that beer.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, no, no, no, you don't want to do that.

[SPEAKER_04]: And also, if you want to fill Chandy from your kids, all you have to do is, you have to say I'm expecting it.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't ever think there was ever razor blades in Chandy, Chandy.

[SPEAKER_02]: My move is you give them a small bag to carry up because it gets heavy for them.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, big bag for each kid.

[SPEAKER_02]: that they can then come and dump their candy into the big bag and now suddenly you are responsible for all the money.

[SPEAKER_02]: You get to take whatever candy you want while the kids are up getting new candy.

[SPEAKER_02]: You never know.

[SPEAKER_04]: You had a little Freudian slip there.

[SPEAKER_04]: You're responsible for the money.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's not money, Josh.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's not money.

[SPEAKER_02]: On Halloween, it's money.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's the loot.

[SPEAKER_04]: Is it predicate?

[SPEAKER_04]: No, I'm going to have a predator gadget or are you being like a sports junkie?

[SPEAKER_04]: That candy is money.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, I'm not down to the fell.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, good, good.

[SPEAKER_04]: You're not belting it.

[SPEAKER_04]: I know that a lot of people are probably ignoring Halloween because they're excited that it's coming up the final voyage.

[SPEAKER_04]: The Grand Finale, the final trip of the Michael Marisho as we had to seize 18 weeks away.

[SPEAKER_04]: Roughly, yeah, it's a January 21st through the 25th.

[SPEAKER_04]: Josh will be there.

[SPEAKER_04]: I will be there.

[SPEAKER_04]: Michael will be there.

[SPEAKER_04]: The entire TMO is gang will be there, including so many P1s.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's great.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's like a family reunion, and we're going to sail from Tampa to Cosimel for four days of sun laughs, meat and greets, and plenty of surprises, even white airheads.

[SPEAKER_04]: This is more than a cruise.

[SPEAKER_04]: This is the Grand Finale.

[SPEAKER_04]: Because on this boat, we will record live and in person.

[SPEAKER_04]: the final episode of the Michael Marisho want you in the audience to be a part of it.

[SPEAKER_04]: And Mike will be there.

[SPEAKER_04]: He will be.

[SPEAKER_04]: He will.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, it depends how things go on the emergency room.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sure Michael's going to be okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: I just don't want them to spot something about Mike and I have the problem.

[SPEAKER_04]: But if you want to join us and really without overstating it, it's kind of like radio history or your folks.

[SPEAKER_04]: This is a heritage radio show taking its final bow and we'd love for you to be a part of it.

[SPEAKER_04]: You can get all the details at tmospodcast.com or you can call 800.

[SPEAKER_04]: 814, 7100, and use the group code 44435, tell them with your with the micro-marish or TMOS, and book today to lock your place in folks with shared a lot of years together.

[SPEAKER_04]: So let's finish this story together.

[SPEAKER_04]: I really hope you guys can join us on the cruise.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's exciting.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know some people have booked already.

[SPEAKER_02]: If you've already booked, so I can make sure you're added to the group.

[SPEAKER_02]: If you didn't use the group code, plus we need you to register your costumes, so we don't have too many overlaps.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we and also will organize all the Pixar guys are going to be a one- meet and greet all the monsters are going to be another man and and sorry, but if you have to if you want to be misses incredible we have to give approval

[SPEAKER_04]: No, I will personally inspect all of them.

[SPEAKER_04]: This is incredible.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, I'll take that off.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'll use a scooter.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like, okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, do check that out.

[SPEAKER_04]: And you know what?

[SPEAKER_04]: No, don't bring costumes on the boat.

[SPEAKER_04]: Don't do it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Just take my advice.

[SPEAKER_04]: So bring it yourself.

[SPEAKER_04]: And work jacket.

[SPEAKER_04]: Because you might get invited to eat at the captain's table.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right, and capes are welcome.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, always.

[SPEAKER_04]: Always.

[SPEAKER_04]: Do you want a cape?

[SPEAKER_02]: No.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want a cape.

[SPEAKER_04]: I bought a team of K-plast here, a winter drive, to go with my top hat.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know, it was like $14 and it's a cape and I was thinking that, you know, I won't go caroling because my voice is not, it doesn't suit, I'm a soloist as you know, it doesn't suit a group thing along, but I was thinking if I were to go out and I had my top hat with like a sprig of holly in it and my cape, I could look pretty cool.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you could, and you could visit it by three ghosts, and then that's right, that's right.

[SPEAKER_04]: And all of them are in your neighbor's yard.

[SPEAKER_04]: Now, in a future show, we'll discuss Christmas decor, because I really have found your worst nightmare.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's going to blow your mind, okay?

[SPEAKER_04]: It's as far as outside Christmas.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right, well, Christmas, I'm okay with Christmas, the core.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, you're not going to like that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, with Halloween too, if you wait to talk to her.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Stay in your lane.

[SPEAKER_02]: Just like nobody likes Christmas lights in February.

[SPEAKER_02]: You're right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Doesn't do any good.

[SPEAKER_04]: You're right.

[SPEAKER_04]: You're right.

[SPEAKER_04]: I love Christmas lights.

[SPEAKER_04]: I do love.

[SPEAKER_04]: I will do Christmas lights, but I don't want to get into that yet.

[SPEAKER_04]: I want to send a word of complaint and a word of warning.

[SPEAKER_04]: I've seen a lot of Elvis impersonators in my life.

[SPEAKER_04]: And by the way, Elvis impersonators, they wear capes.

[SPEAKER_04]: They do.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think that the 1972 to 1975 jumpsuit era was when the capes really were happening.

[SPEAKER_04]: One of the best capes ever was the Aloha from a

[SPEAKER_04]: But there's a guy and I've seen as I said I've seen I couldn't count on one hand all the Elvis impersonators I've seen but there's this guy Dean Z who by the way if this tape finds its way to him Dean, please accept my friend request on Facebook Dean I'm about to trash you

[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, I don't think this is Dean.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think this is Dean.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think this is the people behind Dean.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: This is he is, he is, well, all his people.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he is.

[SPEAKER_04]: Hi, Mike.

[SPEAKER_04]: Let's wait.

[SPEAKER_04]: Hi, guys.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, you're being quiet.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: And a way to the room.

[SPEAKER_03]: Er, I have the volume turned up.

[SPEAKER_03]: Everybody heard, Rob.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's okay.

[SPEAKER_03]: You're doing a show.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm just checking in.

[SPEAKER_04]: Wait, I want to see it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_04]: Absolutely.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, oh, oh, I glad he's got a wheelchair.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, hey, you know what I'm going to do on that.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, he's been shut up.

[SPEAKER_03]: He's been triaged and we're getting ready to go in.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know how long it's going to take.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's a little busy here right now.

[SPEAKER_03]: But he's been a trooper.

[SPEAKER_03]: Say hi to the guys.

[SPEAKER_04]: Hello.

[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, Michael, will you trick or treat this year?

[SPEAKER_04]: Or you be on that?

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm going to.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, I think that a great costume for you would be clumsy fisherman.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I was thinking that.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, did he really just flip me off?

[SPEAKER_04]: It's my garden.

[SPEAKER_03]: clumsy fisherman.

[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry, sorry for today guys.

[SPEAKER_03]: I appreciate you.

[SPEAKER_03]: covering and we will I'll see you tomorrow.

[SPEAKER_03]: I know you get a wrap things up here shortly, but I just wanted to say sorry everybody I'm gonna clobber you on the head if you don't send us a text update when all this stuff Yeah, we'll tell you never he's gonna be fine.

[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I know, but I just want to make sure everything's okay as I as I am formed him There is that slight chance that he could lose the entire foot.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's true.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and it's something that you and I have dealt with our entire life

[SPEAKER_04]: or it's see you later by, so remember, doctors love cameras.

[SPEAKER_04]: They do, absolutely.

[SPEAKER_04]: And they can use it to see under the hook.

[SPEAKER_04]: By the way, I flipped my camera today.

[SPEAKER_04]: Am I better?

[SPEAKER_04]: I got a lot of complaints that I was everything was backwards, boner.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: As far as I can tell, things are downspowed forward.

[SPEAKER_02]: And so that's fine.

[SPEAKER_04]: I like that.

[SPEAKER_04]: Alright so Dean Z is easily the best Elvis impersonator I've ever seen.

[SPEAKER_04]: He looks eerily like Elvis and not in that plastic surgery way.

[SPEAKER_04]: He just looks like him.

[SPEAKER_04]: From a profile, he might as well be the guy.

[SPEAKER_04]: His voice is sensational.

[SPEAKER_04]: His costumes are great.

[SPEAKER_04]: He's got a live band.

[SPEAKER_04]: He's got a great show.

[SPEAKER_04]: But

[SPEAKER_04]: It seems that he as a yearly stop at Charles Town, the race track in West Virginia near my home.

[SPEAKER_04]: And last year I took the family.

[SPEAKER_04]: And yeah, there he is.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, that might as well be Elvis.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I mean, he's probably singing suspicious minds there as late in the show.

[SPEAKER_02]: So did Elvis, did Elvis also shave his chest?

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know that Elvis needed to shave his chest.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm thinking back to some pictures I've seen of Elvis shirtless.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think it was, it was either consistent enough that he didn't need to or he did all the time.

[SPEAKER_04]: But you got there that was like, can we go back to the photo again?

[SPEAKER_04]: Of course.

[SPEAKER_04]: Of course, that looks like it is the light blue powder blue pinwheel jumpsuit with the alternate white belt.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's a beautiful jumpsuit and it does have a K.

[SPEAKER_04]: But look at him.

[SPEAKER_04]: He looks like Elvis Presley and that's not even his best angle.

[SPEAKER_04]: All right, so he's coming out to the small Look at him.

[SPEAKER_04]: He does all the arrows Fantastic that cape that is the that is the white pinwheel jumpsuit with red lined cape

[SPEAKER_02]: All right, so Dean's your fan.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm a real fan of this view of work.

[SPEAKER_02]: Dan, please, Dean, Dean, not Dan, Dean.

[SPEAKER_02]: Please accept Rob's Facebook friend.

[SPEAKER_04]: My friend requests, yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: So he plays this theater, and it's really nothing more than a Charles town, which is a good casino.

[SPEAKER_04]: Sticky, a lot of sticky chips, but it's still a good casino.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's basically a multipurpose room from a high school with a stage at one end.

[SPEAKER_04]: To call it a cafeteria, it would be too much.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I don't know how many people it sees, I'd say maybe 700 people.

[SPEAKER_04]: So it's a decent sized showroom, but not huge.

[SPEAKER_04]: and it took the whole family last year and I think we got good seats for like 45 bucks in the floor maybe 10 12 rows.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's great price for going anywhere.

[SPEAKER_02]: Taking it.

[SPEAKER_04]: And it was so good that the following day I bought another ticket better seat because I wanted to see him again.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: How good he is.

[SPEAKER_04]: things have changed in 12 short months, seats in the back section, worst seats in the place are 5890.

[SPEAKER_04]: And if you want to get in the first six rows, $185 and 85 cents, I don't know that I'd pay that to see Elvis himself.

[SPEAKER_02]: And this is an Elvis impersonator.

[SPEAKER_02]: Is this, do you think this is?

[SPEAKER_02]: he increased prices like our less people come in so he has to raise the price to make same amount of money.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, because I was looking at the I was looking at the map of what seats are available and the seats are disappearing quickly.

[SPEAKER_04]: So I don't know if it could it could it could be a Charles town thing.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know how they but for prices to triple in the case of do you think there is like an Elvis Terriff or does he travel exclusively with diesel fuel?

[SPEAKER_02]: the website you're on.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think you're on the right website.

[SPEAKER_04]: I want through ticket master.

[SPEAKER_02]: So you think I should go right through Charles town?

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I'm on ticket master right now.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm on December 11th.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Dean Z.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: At the Hollywood casino at Charles town races.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's the one.

[SPEAKER_02]: APM show in.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: One, two, row four.

[SPEAKER_02]: Now, okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: Let's go row three.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you write $185.

[SPEAKER_04]: See?

[SPEAKER_04]: See?

[SPEAKER_04]: That's too much.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's the whole time.

[SPEAKER_04]: Way too much.

[SPEAKER_02]: But that's because of row three.

[SPEAKER_02]: If I go back a little bit.

[SPEAKER_02]: But still, I was in $79.

[SPEAKER_04]: Josh, I don't want to really show you.

[SPEAKER_04]: I've already admitted I bought a cape, so I can tell you this.

[SPEAKER_04]: I was in row three when I went by myself last year, and I did not pay $185.

[SPEAKER_04]: I paid $60.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, OK. All right.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm thinking this.

[SPEAKER_02]: Here's my the very last rule of the theater.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: is sixty three dollars and you know what they're going to say there's not a bad seat in the theater either back row is a straight back row is five here's my advice to you Dean Z I think the Z stands for zelligman Dean Zelligman Elvis impersonator my favorite Elvis remember we taught we had the Elvis ambassador from Graceland this guy dust him Dean if you want to make extra money sell merchandise

[SPEAKER_04]: don't raise your ticket prices like that is go for the merch he's got to be i mean can you imagine doing a concert tour not being allowed to sell merch well he's it's not like he can't record music can he?

[SPEAKER_02]: no but he could do t-shirts that but he can't say Elvis he could say dnz dnz be like oh that guy looks like Elvis

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I mean, put up the picture of the three images again.

[SPEAKER_04]: That was a great one.

[SPEAKER_04]: I really like that.

[SPEAKER_04]: The one that had young medium and older Elvis.

[SPEAKER_04]: See, Dean Z, the ultimate Elvis, he could probably do that.

[SPEAKER_02]: If he puts up, if he's using that to market, then yeah, imagine you're right.

[SPEAKER_04]: What if we did parenthesis after the ultimate Elvis and just parenthesis in a smaller font that said impersonator?

[SPEAKER_02]: Or...

[SPEAKER_02]: No, but I guess he can't say personally.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, Elvis.

[SPEAKER_04]: He can't say.

[SPEAKER_02]: I would be.

[SPEAKER_04]: And also, but I think when you see him in the jumpsuit, it's kind of clear what he's going.

[SPEAKER_04]: Have you, uh, have you gone?

[SPEAKER_04]: Not yet.

[SPEAKER_02]: What?

[SPEAKER_02]: Have you gone the ambassador route?

[SPEAKER_02]: That was my next step.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's my next step.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: It has to be the next step.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, because I can't pay that kind of money.

[SPEAKER_04]: I just can't do it.

[SPEAKER_02]: But hey, Dean can come on here.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I'll talk to Dean.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: Now.

[SPEAKER_04]: I've been trying to get Dean on the show since I saw him.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think Dean, let's focus on dealing with people.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, please do.

[SPEAKER_04]: Please do.

[SPEAKER_04]: This is what we need to do to get this worked out.

[SPEAKER_04]: Gosh, we went so off track and with Mike, we didn't get anything today.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, nothing we discussed was in our pre-show meeting.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, I'm going to have to put all of this beautiful video in a Tupperware container and tomorrow's news might be 24 hours old, but it will still be great.

[SPEAKER_04]: I promise you that.

[SPEAKER_02]: 10.

[SPEAKER_02]: Can you tell me about how things are in DC real quick before we get out of here?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, now that you are down at quarterback once again.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: Robert is 23 years old.

[SPEAKER_04]: He'll be 24 this year.

[SPEAKER_04]: This month is a matter of fact on the 30th.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_04]: I've seen him upset.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know, he he battled in one against leukemia.

[SPEAKER_04]: He is a cancer survivor.

[SPEAKER_04]: And as a kid, he was on steroids that gave him the most rage and he would just flame out with anger.

[SPEAKER_04]: I have never seen him as upset as I did it on Sunday at about 5.30.

[SPEAKER_04]: I was in another room and I really thought he had dropped a piano because he slammed he said, how does that matter?

[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't hear words.

[SPEAKER_04]: All I heard was, I didn't hear you.

[SPEAKER_04]: All I heard was, I didn't hear you.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I was not watching the commander's game because I was trying to finish up with those peak.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, what I was late.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, what I was Bay.

[SPEAKER_04]: Actually, what I was Bay was every bit of disappointing is the football game was.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, commander's I still have a lot to do.

[SPEAKER_02]: Don't talk about that.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, you're ready to be disappointed.

[SPEAKER_04]: So Robert comes down and I said, what's going on?

[SPEAKER_04]: He said, well,

[SPEAKER_04]: franchise quarterback broke his shoulder again or broke his elbow again he's out for the season bad coaching and he explained that it was the last play of the half they could have kicked a field go got three points and then in the beginning of the legendary end yeah they would get the ball back so it was greedy bad coaching that did it but he was

[SPEAKER_04]: Just sizzling that now the latest update says it is a dislocated elbow and it might not be a season ending injury But still this guy is I mean Jane did it's great player and both love it in this town Yeah, and the fact that put him in but put him at that risk no and he's the face of like this is a different This is not the Snyder organ

[SPEAKER_04]: this yes we yes we're not the red skins but we're still your old school old football team remember the burgundy and gold and then I started I started scrolling social media and I think the best one was from a guy went to high school with Brent Davis who said ha the jack-end cook curse it's very real it's very real

[SPEAKER_04]: And it's so disappointing, now, I've talked about this last week when I talked about how the Redskins, the commanders treated me badly when I worked with them, so even though I'm a fan and I will always be a fan, if something unfortunate happens to them, it doesn't bother me like a father's other people.

[SPEAKER_04]: But this is really, really a tragic break for them.

[SPEAKER_04]: And it is,

[SPEAKER_02]: how did he handle the rest of the day because I've been in these situations I've been in a situation where I have to just go out and take a walk.

[SPEAKER_02]: I have to get over this.

[SPEAKER_04]: He went out and got himself some food at some local, I won't say a fast food place, but some local place.

[SPEAKER_04]: He needed to be alone.

[SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then he brought it back to his room.

[SPEAKER_04]: But since Julian moved out, he basically has two rooms upstairs.

[SPEAKER_04]: His bedroom and his office must be nice.

[SPEAKER_04]: So he took his food into his office, door was shut, and there he stayed and I did not see him the rest of the day.

[SPEAKER_03]: He just needed to decompress.

[SPEAKER_04]: And of course, of course, they lost.

[SPEAKER_04]: And remember how I was bemoaning that this beautiful relationship that they announced with their new stadium, and that it would have been so nice if they had won their first game because they could have come on and said,

[SPEAKER_04]: not only are we currently undefeated one game, but we've got this beautiful new stadium.

[SPEAKER_04]: Now they lose the announce a stadium and their franchise player is out for at least a portion of the season.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I do feel bad for those fans, because those fans have been through a lot.

[SPEAKER_02]: They're very

[SPEAKER_02]: Redskint fans are very similar to Oriole fans where it's constant disappointment.

[SPEAKER_02]: And the worst are the ones that are fans of the Orioles and the Redskint.

[SPEAKER_02]: Because those people just don't know happiness.

[SPEAKER_04]: Robert, cause they know it, they fantasize about it.

[SPEAKER_04]: They think it could happen.

[SPEAKER_04]: But it's what Robert calls them and I don't think it's his, but I love it.

[SPEAKER_04]: He calls him the cardiac commanders.

[SPEAKER_04]: The cardiac commanders will raise your heart rate even if they win.

[SPEAKER_04]: They'll still make you miserable while they win.

[SPEAKER_04]: But, you know, it's a new organization, it's not the Daniel Snyder organization that treated me badly.

[SPEAKER_04]: I hope that Jane Daniel's cures and heals well and goes on to have a great career because he is truly beloved.

[SPEAKER_04]: But to hear Robert tell me that it was the fault of the coaches, it was

[SPEAKER_04]: as a dad that's not what you wanted to hear.

[SPEAKER_04]: So I'm very sorry about that.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry for my son.

[SPEAKER_04]: Um, his birthday is coming out.

[SPEAKER_04]: If I said, well, would you like for your birthday?

[SPEAKER_04]: He said, uh, how about some capital swag to put up in my classroom for the kids?

[SPEAKER_04]: I said, uh, I said, no, the mayor's swag.

[SPEAKER_04]: And he just,

[SPEAKER_04]: Did that face?

[SPEAKER_04]: Nope.

[SPEAKER_04]: None of that.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, thank you.

[SPEAKER_04]: So we have so much to talk about tomorrow, including I can ruin your Christmas with one little click.

[SPEAKER_04]: Also, we'll talk about my older dog trying to get him to the vet.

[SPEAKER_04]: And, oh, you know, I probably should have done it here, but we can do it tomorrow.

[SPEAKER_04]: We talked a lot last week about me returning to the announcer booth for my high school team, the Tuskora Huskies.

[SPEAKER_04]: It was not the best night of high school football on my eye.

[SPEAKER_02]: I want to hear about that.

[SPEAKER_02]: I want to hear about Mike's red stocks because they clench.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I'm not like happy about that.

[SPEAKER_04]: Hmm, but there's plenty of things are tuned into tomorrow, and I imagine if you stay a Tune closely to Mike's Facebook page.

[SPEAKER_04]: You'll probably let you know that Mike was okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: We know Mike was gonna be okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: We just want to find To go easily.

[SPEAKER_04]: All right.

[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you folks for tuning in.

[SPEAKER_04]: We genuinely appreciate it We back it to 4pm starting in tomorrow 4pm again tomorrow 4pm again tomorrow 4 at Dean

[SPEAKER_04]: We love you guys, thank you Josh.

[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you Rob.

[SPEAKER_04]: We'll talk to you next time, bye-bye folks.

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