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[SPEAKER_11]: We're going to start with the race.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's got to be fucking look at our phone.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Josh Rocha!

[SPEAKER_11]: And Rob's speedwack.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Rob!

[SPEAKER_11]: It's only the beginning.

[SPEAKER_11]: And now, here's Mike.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know what you want.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, anyway, so um... what are you doing?

[SPEAKER_02]: What are you doing here?

[SPEAKER_12]: So today's countdown was roughly thirty-two seconds.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, at one point of those thirty-two seconds Mike did you decide that was going to be your opening guy because I know you didn't plan that going in.

[SPEAKER_12]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_12]: I do love that one stuff pops up between when our faces go away and when they come back.

[SPEAKER_02]: Was really active like before the show today talking about how many minutes in all the discuss my thing I'm not gonna discuss and 24 minutes 24 minutes if for when I discuss it.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yes Well, discuss or mention take a gamble mention use though it used the the artwork.

[SPEAKER_13]: I won't mention it at all today

[SPEAKER_12]: I will say.

[SPEAKER_02]: Now that you're all being like that, we're not being like anything.

[SPEAKER_12]: You know what I will mention today?

[SPEAKER_12]: What's that?

[SPEAKER_02]: That I'm a huge fan of British television, Jimmy Carr in particular.

[SPEAKER_02]: I love his stand-up, and he's just a very unique comedian from the UK, and I think he also does a lot of television over Britain.

[SPEAKER_02]: This will not go away, this is the setup, and it's a very limited setup for this video that I sent Josh, all I can tell you about it is it seems to be a competition for people not to laugh.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's what I think we're looking at.

[SPEAKER_02]: And the lady that performs here her job is to make people laugh.

[SPEAKER_02]: And that's really the only setup I can give it.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I think there are panelists on it.

[SPEAKER_02]: And Jimmy Carr is one of the panelists, as well as other British celebrities.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's all I can really tell you.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then this lady who has a particular gift, or she's doing it with some mechanism, I'm not sure.

[SPEAKER_02]: Let's just roll the tape and I'll get it over with.

[SPEAKER_02]: So our...

[SPEAKER_02]: listeners and viewers can enjoy this tape from British television, ladies and gentlemen, take it away.

[SPEAKER_02]: One one thousand.

[SPEAKER_13]: Did you get it?

[SPEAKER_13]: I got it and I can hear it.

[SPEAKER_13]: There it goes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, can you start it from the beginning?

[SPEAKER_02]: Can you start it from the because she comes out with the

[SPEAKER_02]: She's opening a book.

[SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.

[SPEAKER_02]: She says, yeah, I'm fine.

[SPEAKER_07]: Do not go gentle into that good night by Dylan Thomas.

[SPEAKER_07]: Do not go gentle into that good night.

[SPEAKER_07]: Old age should burn and rave at close of day.

[SPEAKER_07]: Rage.

[SPEAKER_07]: Rage against the dying of the light.

[SPEAKER_07]: Because their words had fought no lightning day, do not go gentle into that good night.

[SPEAKER_07]: Good men, the last wave by crying, how bright their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay, rage, rage.

[SPEAKER_07]: Against the dying of the light.

[SPEAKER_07]: Wild men who caught and sang the song in flight and learned to late they grieved it on its way.

[SPEAKER_07]: Ah.

[UNKNOWN]: BAH!

[UNKNOWN]: BAH!

[UNKNOWN]: BAH!

[SPEAKER_04]: Is that why I just got a get-up?

[SPEAKER_07]: Do not go gentle, into that good note.

[SPEAKER_07]: That is eyes of waterway.

[SPEAKER_07]: Grave men near death.

[SPEAKER_07]: Ah.

[SPEAKER_07]: BAH.

[SPEAKER_07]: Who see with blinding sight.

[SPEAKER_07]: Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay.

[SPEAKER_07]: Rage.

[SPEAKER_07]: Rage against the dying of the, uh, sorry, light.

[SPEAKER_07]: And you, my father, they're on the sad height.

[SPEAKER_13]: I've gone.

[SPEAKER_13]: I fully gone.

[SPEAKER_07]: Bless me now with your fierce tears, I pray.

[SPEAKER_07]: Do not go gentle into that good light.

[SPEAKER_07]: Rage, rage, against the dying of the light.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And she was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

[SPEAKER_12]: You know it would be a good panelist on that show, who never left, is Jimmy Fallon?

[SPEAKER_12]: Jimmy Fallon, who laughs at everything?

[SPEAKER_12]: Yes, that's for guy.

[SPEAKER_02]: Have you gotten enough of the brits or would you like just a little bit more?

[SPEAKER_12]: Well Mike, I would like to remind you that they are still our enemy.

[SPEAKER_02]: They are.

[SPEAKER_12]: They attacked us in 1812.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well these young ladies didn't do it that are having glass of wine and sitting on some sort of device that's making him vibrate.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god, it's a pack of crayons, it's really shown as true colors.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god, my toddler, it's just not today, it's resisting, I'm right.

[SPEAKER_12]: The only way to drink one is certainly what you're worried about.

[SPEAKER_03]: wanted to draw the warmth and I simply need to draw a life somewhere.

[SPEAKER_02]: So they're telling jokes as they're sitting on a vibrating device.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Wow.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know.

[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe you should be the guy we're talking about.

[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, we can stop it now.

[SPEAKER_12]: I enjoy the stick.

[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_12]: What kind of sourd me on it is immediately, I thought, if I had to meet those women, I'd hate them.

[SPEAKER_12]: I would really, really hate them.

[SPEAKER_12]: I'm pretty sure.

[SPEAKER_13]: I am starting to wonder with the whole setup of who got the idea of that's built wine on ourselves and giggle and it'll go well on YouTube.

[SPEAKER_12]: I think that the first factor had to be the vibrations though, because I'm sure there was a lot of time.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I just, you know, I'm a sharer.

[SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, I had to share that's a good way to end the show on the cruise with a vibrating sea.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, with Robin Mike back to back.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know, technically aren't you violating it by bringing up the, uh, the cruise.

[SPEAKER_02]: Really isn't.

[SPEAKER_13]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[SPEAKER_02]: It's true.

[SPEAKER_02]: The bed is you cannot.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm not.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I I suppose I'm dwelling on it, but it's still fresh in my mind.

[SPEAKER_02]: So maybe that's what.

[SPEAKER_12]: But anyway, what sort of vibrating device you suppose that was you suppose that was like a like a adult and adult product?

[SPEAKER_13]: No, I have one.

[SPEAKER_13]: All right, it's a question.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It's a workout machine, Rob.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's what it is.

[SPEAKER_12]: Something that vibrates your feet.

[SPEAKER_12]: Isn't that sort of tantamount of a 1950s machine that was just about the job it is?

[SPEAKER_12]: The maximum percent.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, it's the new version of the belt.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, okay.

[SPEAKER_12]: I'm better.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_12]: Why would vibrating your feet be a workout thing?

[SPEAKER_13]: It moves your entire body.

[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, because you stand.

[SPEAKER_13]: You stand on it.

[SPEAKER_13]: So everything, everything shakes when you're standing on it.

[SPEAKER_02]: You really have never seen it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think so.

[SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_12]: I imagine that it would use a lot of batteries.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's electric.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think you plug it in.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_12]: You know what I wish you probably have to use.

[SPEAKER_12]: You probably have to use a USB plug.

[SPEAKER_12]: I hate that.

[SPEAKER_12]: We don't get problems.

[SPEAKER_13]: It's a normal big plug.

[SPEAKER_13]: It's a big plug.

[SPEAKER_13]: It doesn't come with a little remote.

[SPEAKER_13]: So you can increase the vibration while you're standing on it.

[SPEAKER_12]: Now could you give the remote to someone else and they could control the speed of your vibration?

[SPEAKER_12]: Now then it's fun.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Or that was done in the series.

[SPEAKER_02]: Try to get more noise.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Where the vibration you could control it and that so weird energy.

[SPEAKER_12]: It's a category.

[SPEAKER_02]: Weird energy.

[SPEAKER_02]: This show.

[SPEAKER_02]: See that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, shoot your wand with like Willy Wonka is that what happened?

[SPEAKER_12]: No, not at all, not at all.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't give you shit why they're sitting on it just a stupid thing to do would be funny and all of us are doing Alan Kings the serious business.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think there's a series on that.

[SPEAKER_12]: This is a comedy.

[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I don't expect anything from him, but you at least.

[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I thought it would be silly and you know, but what do I know?

[SPEAKER_13]: You know, weird videos back to back

[SPEAKER_12]: No, I like it very specially.

[SPEAKER_12]: I did, no, I did like the doing time video quite a bit.

[SPEAKER_12]: I have to admit, I did, I liked that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, Leah, you know, it's really not, I didn't put it up for Josh, I just wanted to put it up there to throw it out there and let everybody have a little chuckle, you know what I mean, so as Rodney Danger probe would say, so what's up with you now?

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm out.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, I'm not out at all.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not because I am excited because the moments from now, I will be yelling up this television and maybe make hopes, Frank said, turn on the world of baseball.

[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe just maybe in a three game, great job.

[SPEAKER_02]: What it is, the Red Sox Yankees, is that you have to win all we love.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, three.

[SPEAKER_02]: Already turning into a I'm getting I'm going into the back here to take the whole to get ready to put it in the time capsule I am really getting ready with that right the game The games have you might have you might want to duck out and come back All right, because you are I thought that come back a little a little messed up Yeah, so there's a three-game series the three game series with the red socks This is important right because this will determine whether or not they advance were late in the season, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: I made drugs for this discussion.

[SPEAKER_02]: I really do.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, it's the wild card series.

[SPEAKER_02]: It really is.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_12]: Well, I mean, you don't usually want to be so going.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's all over TikTok.

[SPEAKER_02]: the thing that you two boycotted when Carly suggested it so I just want to I want to ask how it's going.

[SPEAKER_02]: I was the because it seems like there's a great deal of exuberance for it.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I'm just kidding.

[SPEAKER_12]: It is I think that what happened is we sort of backed into it.

[SPEAKER_12]: Dumbly by watching it early on and we both felt this was going to be big.

[SPEAKER_02]: Are there is there a new one today?

[SPEAKER_12]: Is there a like they have released seven of nine episodes?

[SPEAKER_12]: They're exciting tomorrow is when episodes eight and nine drop the finale.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so Josh, John, so I want to talk to you about Facebook.

[SPEAKER_02]: What's that?

[SPEAKER_02]: Plenty of time for you to catch up.

[SPEAKER_13]: You get a Red Soxia or Tate you tonight when Aaron judge hits that third home run.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_13]: Actually, I did see judges in plane.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm very disappointed because I shot the the whole series lioness was on before it was gone but as far as that I just want to confirm it is three games and then on to the LDS which is the division series and and then on to the championship series for the American League and the world series if they do it but who knows so I'll be watching that to it's three it's on

[SPEAKER_02]: The thing about the Wildcard series, Rob, is that it's, it's over almost as quickly as it starts.

[SPEAKER_02]: You determine the winner, rapidly.

[SPEAKER_12]: It seems to me, I mean, not, I mean, but finance is aside.

[SPEAKER_12]: Three seems to be an awfully short run for something to determine advance.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think this five would be the minimum.

[SPEAKER_02]: Because the team that creeped in.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it's the first round.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's the two teams that aren't.

[SPEAKER_02]: first in their division and so they go head to head but they want to get it out of the way quickly so they can get on to the serious business of the division series.

[SPEAKER_12]: As two big baseball fans and take the teams out of it, I know Mike you have a very much vested interest in this.

[SPEAKER_02]: I do.

[SPEAKER_12]: Would you prefer it if it was five games?

[SPEAKER_12]: Best of five.

[SPEAKER_02]: Notify, not if they're at sex war in first place, because you got to take the T-zone.

[SPEAKER_02]: I have to be talking about, I have to be honest, I have to be honest, I think the three games is fine.

[SPEAKER_13]: No, that's fine.

[SPEAKER_13]: Three, because three is what the regular season is, a series is three games throughout this time.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it is really, you're not the division leader, so you get a short shift on that, and that's okay, that's okay with me.

[SPEAKER_13]: And it lets it all end by like November 3rd or whatever.

[SPEAKER_13]: So I don't want to creep too far into November.

[SPEAKER_12]: When is the last time a wild card victor went all the way?

[SPEAKER_02]: Or has it ever happened last year?

[SPEAKER_13]: Maybe, yeah, no, no, no, Dodgers won the past two.

[SPEAKER_02]: We're talking about a wild card team when they robbed the curse.

[SPEAKER_13]: I think that was before, I think they were a wild card team.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that happens a lot, Rob.

[SPEAKER_12]: So it does happen.

[SPEAKER_12]: And they say a lot to him.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know.

[SPEAKER_02]: Now, this is something that's a little more serious that I'd like to talk about, and it is something I have noticed about myself.

[SPEAKER_02]: For years and years, I have always been critical, especially since I moved down to Florida, about your average senior driver.

[SPEAKER_02]: I've always been all over them,

[SPEAKER_02]: And I haven't shared this with my wife.

[SPEAKER_02]: I've not shared this with my son.

[SPEAKER_02]: When I'm out there driving now, I believe that I am getting...

[SPEAKER_02]: I guess the best way to describe it would be the jitters that I get out on the road now and I'm just a little fearful.

[SPEAKER_02]: There are so many what what causes this, there's so many people, it's I think it's age.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's age.

[SPEAKER_13]: I think it's the classic old person who can barely move the car because they're shaking so much.

[SPEAKER_12]: I feel a fear of the opponent, the other drivers, I am fear of power.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm a feared of the other drivers.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, I see that.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm a feared of making a mistake.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm a feared of not paying attention.

[SPEAKER_02]: I am a feared of that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Now, it doesn't prevent me from driving at a vigorous pace.

[SPEAKER_02]: You always have when there's something that has to be, you know, achieve like getting my kid to school and getting him to practice when he's late.

[SPEAKER_02]: I just feel a little bit more.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to use the word tentative, but I have to.

[SPEAKER_02]: I have to say I'm a little bit like, you know,

[SPEAKER_02]: it catches me by surprise and I'm probably a little more affected by it then I have been in the past and I'm saying to myself well that's it this is the aging process this is when you are or the alcohol or the

[SPEAKER_02]: Now I have a question, do you think you would be today too long time?

[SPEAKER_12]: Would you be, would you be less to, or you always have a drink when you wake up?

[SPEAKER_12]: No, I have to.

[SPEAKER_12]: It's like golf.

[SPEAKER_12]: That's true.

[SPEAKER_02]: I have to, to Guinness.

[SPEAKER_12]: Uh, but when you, I mean, be truthful when you wake up.

[SPEAKER_02]: My vision, uh, neutral salad.

[SPEAKER_12]: You have to wake up and have a little spooker to stop the shifters every day to stop the D.T.s.

[SPEAKER_02]: Delirium tremons.

[SPEAKER_12]: Do you think you would be less tentative?

[SPEAKER_12]: There was a shift a few years back when you would go out as a family unit.

[SPEAKER_12]: that the default driver became Carla.

[SPEAKER_12]: So if it's a distance drive, more often than not, Carla is doing the driving.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I drove the whole way to Sarasota and did I drive back?

[SPEAKER_02]: I think she drove back.

[SPEAKER_02]: We were, we split the duty on Sarasota and we do that.

[SPEAKER_12]: How was your trip up as a driver?

[SPEAKER_12]: Did you feel tentative or did you feel okay?

[SPEAKER_02]: No, I felt good.

[SPEAKER_02]: I felt good.

[SPEAKER_02]: I was the one that drove up early Saturday or Sunday.

[SPEAKER_02]: One of the day.

[SPEAKER_02]: I did have the driving when we went up there.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was not.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's more local when I'm picking up and dropping off at school.

[SPEAKER_02]: It'd be especially coming home later in the week when people are at their absolute most frantic and this area has transitioned.

[SPEAKER_02]: to any average metro system like you would get in DC or in Atlanta or New York or Los Angeles, it has the same feel down here now, even with a much smaller town.

[SPEAKER_02]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_02]: People, you've got the flowgrown pickup trucks and then you've got the, you know, the the the the Pontiacs that are still being driven by the octogenarians.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_13]: When you are when you are driving the Sarasota early in the morning, why won't you let Carlos sleep?

[SPEAKER_13]: Why do you make her stay awake and also keep an eye on the road?

[SPEAKER_13]: Is that part of your jitters?

[SPEAKER_02]: And do you have everyone else?

[SPEAKER_02]: Saturday morning, the sleep patterns were such that I was so tired on Saturday morning that

[SPEAKER_02]: when when I I woke her or she woke up and I asked her to stay up.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I was grateful because there's nothing that keeps me more focused than having a person in the car.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's very true.

[SPEAKER_02]: And they can talk and if you're just to keep me awake.

[SPEAKER_13]: To keep me awake.

[SPEAKER_13]: So it's not a normal thing.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, and as Rob will tell you, there's a history of me doing whatever I can to maintain consciousness while I'm driving, and sometimes it's ice cream, and by the way, in line today, I had a bad night last night where I was up early and didn't get back to sleep, and it's the worst, and then,

[SPEAKER_02]: in pick up line today.

[SPEAKER_02]: I got there.

[SPEAKER_02]: I was a second in line.

[SPEAKER_02]: Somebody's there like an hour before.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I was just simple.

[SPEAKER_02]: I was second in line and I went out.

[SPEAKER_02]: Woo.

[SPEAKER_02]: Woo.

[SPEAKER_02]: Woo.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I woke up with maybe 10 minutes before the kids were coming out and you know when if that happens you're fun you're still in your place nobody is beeping I have I've gone out where they have to be patch it now you didn't like recline the seat or anything no no okay I I put the phone you didn't tend to nap I put the phone on my left leg and I go

[SPEAKER_12]: I've done it and I just that that's what I do and then if you ever get there early enough would you ever be aware of what could happen enough that you would set an alarm on your phone?

[SPEAKER_02]: I'd probably like you if it was for the regular I'm gonna I'm a first of all I told you I'm addressing this sleep situation with Carla but that's what I hate I was so tired in the line today that after I came to

[SPEAKER_02]: waiting to not just wait up after you came to because let's be honest that's you know that's having a couple of you know Genesis with the shirt my lunchmates yeah well Genesis good good this is good for you yeah I'm not going to say it I'm not going to say it I already have the kind of mindset of that's that's Monday

[SPEAKER_02]: And so, that's what caused the, like, the early, and then when I pick my head up, I stay awake.

[SPEAKER_02]: But then by the time they start rolling, they position you in the pickup locations, and you wait, just a little bit long.

[SPEAKER_02]: Just a little bit long.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, just long enough to shut your eyes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Just enough to, to really, and it wasn't shutting my eyes as much as it was just not really there.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no, and I go tell you on it and it's my buddy, writer who's who's Michael's best friend's brother Who's a big golfer and I rolled down the window and he says you had not to the club today and he's just

[SPEAKER_02]: to have a kid and he's an eighth grader come over to my window and engage me in conversation is about good as it gets.

[SPEAKER_12]: So an opera classmate.

[SPEAKER_02]: It comes over and we're sitting there talking golf and I said I you know I looked for and I meant it when I looked at him I said I look forward to many many years of playing golf together writer.

[SPEAKER_02]: I really do because writers totally into it and Michael started to get into it again and it was just

[SPEAKER_12]: When he said are you headed out to the club?

[SPEAKER_12]: It wasn't like a slumber club or anything.

[SPEAKER_12]: He meant golf.

[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, golf.

[SPEAKER_12]: He was at the club.

[SPEAKER_02]: He mentioned it by name and I haven't come up with my fake name for that place yet.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_12]: All right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I'll have to work on that.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's going to require some skill because now there was Cocoonville.

[SPEAKER_12]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then there was Happy Valley.

[SPEAKER_12]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: And now there's going to be a third and I'm not quite sure.

[SPEAKER_02]: I got it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I first thought I'm not in yet.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm on a waiting list.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I'm not an official, you know, person there yet.

[SPEAKER_12]: If you get in, could we call it Sleepy Time Down South?

[SPEAKER_13]: That's really long, and that does work.

[SPEAKER_13]: I was thinking more, Epstein Island.

[SPEAKER_13]: Now, I think you're studying more.

[SPEAKER_13]: No, I don't think that's going to happen.

[SPEAKER_12]: And also, I think that will rub people the wrong way, John.

[SPEAKER_02]: Can I, yeah, so that's that.

[SPEAKER_02]: We are, we're fine.

[SPEAKER_02]: Everything is okay, okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: I just get a little, uh, didnery, but I'm fine.

[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_02]: because this is the priority for me is coming in here and being bright-eyed and bushy-tailed when I come in here and I have no sleepiness whatsoever.

[SPEAKER_02]: Although I will say the first segment with the two videos I brought, I think you two made me so much.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think you were but not the sleepiness.

[SPEAKER_02]: I was putting you to sleep, yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: I was putting you to sleep with what I thought was very comical, but obviously they can't all be winners.

[SPEAKER_02]: When you say, when you say, when you say the audience, I give you during beautiful videos.

[SPEAKER_12]: Don't think I had not already talked about that.

[SPEAKER_12]: Hey, back sir, help, how I know when you snap out of it, though, if you spoke to writer, you're good to go, right?

[SPEAKER_12]: There's no danger of a third visit.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, I'm, I mean, once Michael's in the car, I'm chatting with him.

[SPEAKER_12]: And we're, okay, we're chatting it up and we're going.

[SPEAKER_12]: And were you telling him on the right home?

[SPEAKER_02]: No, not at all.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then there was a little side stop on the way.

[SPEAKER_02]: We're donuts.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was ice cream.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was at the you've been to it you've been by you know what I'm talking about the orange factory You know the one the orange is the orange cream sickle cone said they bring out there And probably outstanding yeah my bank artist go fly like the win boy got a show to prep come on go go go Believe when we were down there.

[SPEAKER_12]: I asked if we could go there and use that.

[SPEAKER_12]: No, it's for tourists

[SPEAKER_12]: Yes, and you denied me, I guess, I guess things have changed.

[SPEAKER_02]: Not sure why.

[SPEAKER_02]: The reason for that is the same thing with Roseanne says, the reason I denied Rob was this, all right?

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I didn't get it up there.

[SPEAKER_02]: God damn it.

[SPEAKER_02]: God damn it.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's the sleepiness.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's the sleepiness right now.

[SPEAKER_13]: in the way it's on the place, does it have like displays of oranges on the outside?

[SPEAKER_02]: I know.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's a it's an orange sorting facility where they bring them in and they juice them and then they send them out to people for tourists purposes.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, we have the tourist cast station here where it's really a travel tell.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's a free standing orange

[SPEAKER_02]: Do I really deny you the opportunity to go in there?

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I mean, I wasn't heartbroken, but I mean, I think it was in to be another reason that there was a where we, were we busy, were you tired of me?

[SPEAKER_12]: No, it wasn't that.

[SPEAKER_13]: No, no, I thought turned out ice cream.

[SPEAKER_12]: No, I don't think I just think that we probably had stuff to do, and you were focused, and you didn't want to visit a tourist track.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is what I told.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is actually what I took wrong.

[SPEAKER_01]: Because I have a high IQ, and I'm not living up to my potential.

[SPEAKER_13]: Anyway, that's the orange stand by my house is right off 95.

[SPEAKER_13]: So it gets everyone's attention.

[SPEAKER_13]: Right, and but when you pull up to the parking lot is when you can see that all the orange displays are cardboard.

[SPEAKER_13]: There are no oranges outside.

[SPEAKER_13]: Not real orange.

[SPEAKER_13]: It's all fake.

[SPEAKER_12]: They have some of those on root 50 on the way to the beach where they have like mock fruit and baskets that's not real in this particular location.

[SPEAKER_02]: They have oranges.

[SPEAKER_02]: They have a peach like orange mango juice concoctions that they have.

[SPEAKER_02]: They have a juice station with free samples of the fresh squeezed orange juice.

[SPEAKER_02]: They have a variety of samples.

[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, well, if you stood there and took the little mini cups, I'm sure you could get yourself a 12-ounce.

[SPEAKER_12]: Are we talking like knifel cups?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, exactly like that.

[SPEAKER_12]: And they... Oh, you know what it's like.

[SPEAKER_12]: On a... No, they don't do this on the Margaritaville cruise.

[SPEAKER_12]: But on some cruises, if you go to like a bourbon tasting on a cruise, OK, I never done that, but I do.

[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, my God.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I did a champagne tasting, and I swear the glass was big enough to hold three bubbles.

[SPEAKER_12]: It is a tasting.

[SPEAKER_12]: Well, yeah, but you're not on the boat taste.

[SPEAKER_12]: It's a boat to get hammered.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is where we're supposed to play the clip from sideways, which is the greatest wine tasting clip.

[SPEAKER_02]: An all film that will never be equal.

[SPEAKER_02]: It will never be equal.

[SPEAKER_02]: We should find it and play it sometime.

[SPEAKER_02]: But no, they have marmalades.

[SPEAKER_13]: And the movie brings up a good point in the chat because mine does.

[SPEAKER_13]: Does yours have baby gators?

[SPEAKER_12]: uh... like five bigators yeah like in an aquarium with big signs it say like to the gators no they don't have a no they don't have a where they they have the gator heads which already barbaric oh choc choc choc when i'm talking about where they're the disembodied uh... right they have them who are the two as well yeah they're all of the way it's classic tourists right where do you weigh in i'm curious about this and we've been together many years on the back of if we've ever talked about this what do you weigh in on marmalade

[SPEAKER_02]: uh... strawberry marmalade is that let's go with orange marmalade the old school orange marmalade never as a youngster did i care for it it always had a little bit of quality that i really like heal and it's but the strawberry orange marmalade that they have at this particular location is the bomb and uh... they also sort of better than like a proper strawberry jam

[SPEAKER_12]: No, because a proper strawberry jam is I think that's that's the Cadillac right the cheap diner down the road Haney's cafe.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'll give them a plug.

[SPEAKER_02]: They give it to you a free sample of it and it is just and they sell it and people can't get enough.

[SPEAKER_02]: It is absolutely fantastic.

[SPEAKER_02]: And there's that you know, there's the strawberry.

[SPEAKER_12]: orange connection, it's a South Florida thing, and it's yeah, I mean, I'm going to issue a prediction that the answer to the question I'm about to ask is no, okay, you can lock it in.

[SPEAKER_12]: Hey, Josh, have you ever tasted marmalade?

[SPEAKER_13]: I have.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_13]: All right.

[SPEAKER_13]: Not a fan.

[SPEAKER_13]: It's just a bad jelly.

[SPEAKER_13]: Well, no.

[SPEAKER_12]: It's different because it has.

[SPEAKER_12]: No.

[SPEAKER_13]: It has the gross feeling.

[SPEAKER_13]: It does.

[SPEAKER_13]: But you still just spread it on bread.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: This stuff that they have in the in the orange store is.

[SPEAKER_02]: absolutely fantastic and the stuff that they serve at the diner just down the street that's a homemade is even better you combine it and it's just got a wonderful citrusy taste.

[SPEAKER_02]: Now can I can I just take a you turn for her second?

[SPEAKER_02]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_02]: Because I don't want to burn.

[SPEAKER_02]: Do it tentatively.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't because I got the

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm reading a book right now, speaking of oranges, where the main character is, this is in the early, early, early days of orange harvesting in Southwest Florida.

[SPEAKER_02]: So like the 1980s, it's in the 1890s, which is really the, that's right around the time this is all going down.

[SPEAKER_12]: And this guy, right before the land boom, when Florida was still sort of like a, it was wilderness almost.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was will, it was wilderness, and it was, it was, it was like, it was wilderness.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, I'm, so I'm reading, and, and, and, and they're planning orange trees and they to, and he gets, uh, he's raising cattle and he's planning oranges and orange trees.

[SPEAKER_02]: And the cattle are destroying the orange tree, so he has to get them taller, so he gets more developed orange trees.

[SPEAKER_02]: But the long and short of this in this book that I'm reading called a land remembered, which is a historical fiction about this area that we live in down here.

[SPEAKER_02]: It is, uh, it's an amazing moment when the trees blossom and he realizes that he has successfully grown these orange trees and they're going to have a harvest.

[SPEAKER_12]: Where did he import the orange trees from?

[SPEAKER_12]: Because I think the orange calories.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, the orange trees came from Spain.

[SPEAKER_02]: I believe that's what I would think.

[SPEAKER_02]: I believe the Spanish influence on Florida was the citrus crop came from that

[SPEAKER_12]: Oranges are different like hope and crossbeats.

[SPEAKER_02]: They have different, right.

[SPEAKER_02]: The point I wanted to say is name is Tobias McCyvey.

[SPEAKER_02]: And his son is Zech McCyvey and the mother is Emma McCyvey.

[SPEAKER_02]: And Zech has most recently married Glenda Turner and her father owns the Fort Drum Mercantile.

[SPEAKER_02]: And the reason I'm able to tell you all this is because I have

[SPEAKER_02]: with this novel that was recommended to me by two different people.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's nothing new.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's it's been out for a million years.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think it was written during the eighties.

[SPEAKER_12]: Is that the book I think or it doesn't ammo lay with everybody?

[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, that's she does not lay with it.

[SPEAKER_02]: But it's interesting you say that because they

[SPEAKER_02]: I believe in a couple of the moments they do reference sleeping with a wonder will you lie with her?

[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, you know, that was Jack Kent Cook's way.

[SPEAKER_12]: Lie with me.

[SPEAKER_12]: Come lay with me.

[SPEAKER_02]: Come lay with me.

[SPEAKER_02]: What the point is is the book is called a land remembered.

[SPEAKER_02]: Not a real big fan of the title, but I've discovered again, because I've read in the last

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, and what I missed and what makes a book special is a is the more character development and the more time they take with character development.

[SPEAKER_02]: the more you get into reading.

[SPEAKER_02]: The more you get into the entire experience.

[SPEAKER_12]: That's how they make you care about the story.

[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, a story is a story, but if you care, if you're interested in the character and you get to know them, you really spent, you have to do it.

[SPEAKER_02]: It doesn't.

[SPEAKER_02]: It doesn't make for something that's in the easy read, really.

[SPEAKER_02]: It takes some time, but you have to linger.

[SPEAKER_02]: And if you want like a quick fix that the characters are going to jump and bed together, or they're going to shoot up the bank, or they're going to do it.

[SPEAKER_02]: You're probably going to be disappointed.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I realize a lot of the crap that I've read for the last five, six years is a lot of that garbage.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I always say to myself, you know, there's a...

[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, don't want to dismerge one of our people that have been on the show, but you read like a James Patterson novel and your hard pressed a month later to remember who the characters were.

[SPEAKER_12]: But of course, I'm going to be really easy to read.

[SPEAKER_12]: Really?

[SPEAKER_02]: They're there.

[SPEAKER_02]: They're a quick read, but they don't linger with you.

[SPEAKER_02]: And you don't want to talk about them like I'm talking about them right now.

[SPEAKER_02]: And this book,

[SPEAKER_02]: is just the reason I love historical fiction book is because it takes you away to whether it might have really been like back then.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then you get characters that you care about, and this book doesn't have a ton of sex or a ton of violence, but they've got a little

[SPEAKER_02]: just enough to keep you interested.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm just saying, what did I write?

[SPEAKER_02]: I read a land remembered and I remembered what I like in a book.

[SPEAKER_02]: And what I like in a book is spending a long time with the characters.

[SPEAKER_02]: The more character development, the more you get into it.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's what I want to say about it.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's what Harold.

[SPEAKER_02]: The whole orange thing came along, you know?

[SPEAKER_12]: Mad draw a parallel to something that I think a lot of people can relate to is I think the strength and I think everyone I've ever talked to.

[SPEAKER_12]: I've never met someone who didn't love it.

[SPEAKER_12]: The show Ted Lasso people love Ted Lasso and they should.

[SPEAKER_12]: It's a great show.

[SPEAKER_12]: But why do they love it?

[SPEAKER_12]: Because of the character development and they did it in such a way.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_12]: There are more characters in Ted Lasso that you care about.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_12]: You know?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, especially in those two seasons, everything like that.

[SPEAKER_12]: And that's why you're invested.

[SPEAKER_02]: And that's why Lou, and it takes time.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it takes skill in television or movies.

[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, but yeah, the casting director's skill.

[SPEAKER_02]: That get the right people for the roles and things like that.

[SPEAKER_02]: But it really is, I was going to talk briefly about sleep habits and reading.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I do better.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I get a long way to go to get my sleep habits, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: time.

[SPEAKER_02]: A lot of, you know, they've been a lot of reports about it and a lot of stuff like that.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I agree with it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I really.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, but Rob, since you don't read, I will let you know, they started shooting the TV show this past summer.

[SPEAKER_13]: So it'll be out in January, February.

[SPEAKER_12]: What do you want?

[SPEAKER_13]: And it's called the orange show.

[SPEAKER_13]: A land remembered.

[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, are you kidding me?

[SPEAKER_13]: No, I'm serious.

[SPEAKER_13]: Patrick these Smith's best selling

[SPEAKER_13]: uh... over twenty eight days and it's coming out in early twenty twenty seven has a twenty five million dollars like the first season yes i'm i'm i'm still i i really think i want to say it's not sure is it's far and boyam cat that

[SPEAKER_02]: i really want to say the book came out in nineteen eighties right nineteen eighties four nineteen eighties wow yes but the show that's a weird coincidence how weird is this that i got it from a guy at happy valley that read it that was a lawyer buddy of mine and he said i am just uh...

[SPEAKER_02]: captivated by this story and it really is kind of a cool how they made their way and it really gives you a sense that we all need today of a simpler time of a simpler time.

[SPEAKER_13]: It is partially financed by the state of Florida.

[SPEAKER_02]: Is it really?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so it's

[SPEAKER_02]: know that they paid him they paid him and marmalade my all tell the truth they've actually paid me to talk about it on the time no now we have to put the little thing in the paper don't pay me pay promotion on out people don't pay me dick to do anything right i open shit just because i feel like opening it that's it uh... my

[SPEAKER_12]: one of the things I'm most excited about, I get my first eye operated on in early November.

[SPEAKER_12]: I haven't read a book in two years because I can't.

[SPEAKER_12]: It's so hard for them to come.

[SPEAKER_12]: With cataracts, yes, especially the close stuff, even with incredible magnification, it's frustrating.

[SPEAKER_12]: We've had shows.

[SPEAKER_02]: Where you have to read stuff and I've always

[SPEAKER_02]: I've noticed that it's, would I be accurate in saying you had some tough times when you had to actually read copy from like the paper?

[SPEAKER_12]: Well, that's two things, that's the vision and also the fact I'm just not a good reader.

[SPEAKER_13]: But what the font do you print that now?

[SPEAKER_12]: Now, I pretty, if I, if I can tell me about him, no, like I say, it was funny looking what I'm sorry if I print to read I use 14 point, which is big.

[SPEAKER_12]: That's pretty big, but if you go much bigger than you use a lot of paper.

[SPEAKER_12]: It's, my vision has gotten really, really bad and it's frustrating and it's scary and driving it night, I stayed out too late the other day.

[SPEAKER_12]: I had no idea.

[SPEAKER_02]: I knew you were getting these, these eyes fixed and something.

[SPEAKER_02]: I thought it was just for, you know, seeing better.

[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't think you were blind.

[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't.

[SPEAKER_12]: I didn't mean to stay out past dark and when I was coming home, every stoplight appeared to be three lights.

[SPEAKER_12]: That was really wild.

[SPEAKER_12]: well it's just it's getting it's getting tough so let's actually read a book probably a probably two but I do love to read I mean and I used to be a voracious reader I was in that time really yeah for you that says Rob Galizio audiobooks during his long commute to his studio

[SPEAKER_12]: Hi, that's funny.

[SPEAKER_13]: No, you could though while Uber and that's what I do is I listen to all Yeah, I don't know where I'm.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.

[SPEAKER_02]: Don't get wrong Not a night.

[SPEAKER_12]: I don't over at night.

[SPEAKER_12]: Wow.

[SPEAKER_12]: Tell you what.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, I don't hold by my chest

[SPEAKER_12]: No, well, the DMV sort of takes care of that, but I was told by my eye doctor, he said, right now, if you were to take a vision test for driving at night, you're kind of at a coin flip.

[SPEAKER_12]: And that's when I really said, I've got to get them operated on because you can't drive you're done.

[SPEAKER_12]: You don't idea.

[SPEAKER_12]: So, but thankfully, Dr. Ryzener will be working on my left eye in November, and the right eye right after Christmas, and I'm trying to get it moved up, but of course, they have an app of that control with this.

[SPEAKER_02]: Man, I am just, you know what, I'll send you a copy of LandRemembert and let it be the first one.

[SPEAKER_02]: It takes place in the wilderness of Florida, and it's fascinating and it's got- Sadly, Josh already sent me a book to be my first

[SPEAKER_02]: What was the for what's the book that he has the art of the deal on that no good segue We got to take a short one when we come back.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Rob a lot of crap, but Josh, I will share this with you.

[SPEAKER_02]: Rob is no whiner.

[SPEAKER_02]: He's not a complainer.

[SPEAKER_02]: He is not a complainer.

[SPEAKER_02]: Why would you tell you that?

[SPEAKER_02]: Because you didn't, this whole I thing and everything else, the myriad of health issues you've had over the decades.

[SPEAKER_02]: We've worked together.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think that you, you know, I didn't know until this moment that you were having all that double your vision.

[SPEAKER_12]: Very sweet of you.

[SPEAKER_12]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's true.

[SPEAKER_02]: He has brought it up a few times on the show.

[SPEAKER_02]: He has.

[SPEAKER_13]: Well, not, I've never gone to two different pollators, right?

[SPEAKER_13]: No, not in a whole plane in a way.

[SPEAKER_12]: And also, I don't think I ever really spelled out the tag that I couldn't read anymore.

[SPEAKER_12]: That's sort of that sort of the dark suits the truth we're dealing with.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, let me read this to you because it's time for tidbits and the holiday travel rip off.

[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, good news.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's already here.

[SPEAKER_12]: You know what?

[SPEAKER_12]: I love the phrase rip off.

[SPEAKER_02]: Rip off!

[SPEAKER_02]: rip off.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's only September air fairs for Thanksgiving and Christmas are at the highest levels in a decade.

[SPEAKER_12]: That's that's really great because I was going to fly down to buy more money.

[SPEAKER_02]: According to my favorite website, Hoppery, the average round trip domestic thanksgiving flight is now about $402.

[SPEAKER_02]: Jesus Christ.

[SPEAKER_12]: Is that still owned by Dennis Hopper?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, hey man.

[SPEAKER_12]: I didn't know if we were getting out of the blue velvet hopper.

[SPEAKER_12]: I didn't know if you're going to do blue velvet or an easy rider.

[SPEAKER_02]: Four hundred two dollars that's up thirty one percent from last year.

[SPEAKER_02]: Rock.

[SPEAKER_02]: Christmas is averaging four hundred fifty two dollars up twenty three percent and that's before you pay for the hotel the rental car of the bag the seed and the privilege of using the bathroom on the airplane.

[SPEAKER_02]: Hopper says travelers are also booking earlier this year.

[SPEAKER_02]: Of course they are.

[SPEAKER_12]: It's too early to get the sweet deal though.

[SPEAKER_12]: You're supposed to do it like 80 days out.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_02]: They're trying to beat further pricing creases.

[SPEAKER_02]: So there's that.

[SPEAKER_13]: And now you just wait because it's all based on oil.

[SPEAKER_13]: So you wait and hope it goes down a little.

[SPEAKER_13]: Josh.

[SPEAKER_12]: And also Mike.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Do you feel betrayed?

[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, the legitimate crap.

[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, no, hold on.

[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry, sorry.

[SPEAKER_02]: By the president.

[SPEAKER_02]: Let me, well, let me just say this before before you.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, I don't want to get into a whole thing.

[SPEAKER_02]: But I will tell you, for example, when Joe Biden came out, dotted out, limped out,

[SPEAKER_02]: You know, looking like a sheep that was about to get slaughtered, I felt betrayal that they had lied about it, that they did what the Republicans said they would, that they were hiding the fact that he had cognitive issues, which were on display for everybody to see.

[SPEAKER_02]: And my question to you, I have talked to my friends who are voters, who voted for Trump, who now are pissed.

[SPEAKER_02]: and our and feel a little bit betrayed that all this financial bullshit is going on.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, I don't know if betrayed the right word.

[SPEAKER_13]: We've talked about this before, where it's many people like me voted for no wars.

[SPEAKER_13]: And the fact that the Iran war happened, that's a there's many other Republicans that push for war all the time.

[SPEAKER_13]: And this was supposed to be different.

[SPEAKER_13]: And this was supposed to be we're not going to go to war.

[SPEAKER_13]: No, as far as that yes, I feel betrayed about going to

[SPEAKER_13]: I also think that Trump was tricked into it because anyone can get him to do anything by speaking to his ego.

[SPEAKER_12]: Well, I was going to say, how would you trick him such a smart man by the show you tell you you go to him.

[SPEAKER_13]: It's just like this is a walk of show.

[SPEAKER_13]: Just suck up and tell him how he's amazing.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_13]: And if a bot you tell him if Joe Biden attacked Iran, you'd be there for six years, but you can do it in 48 hours.

[SPEAKER_12]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_13]: And then I'll be like, yeah, I can.

[SPEAKER_13]: Well, so there we are.

[SPEAKER_02]: And again, yes, go ahead.

[SPEAKER_12]: I was going to offer something about the original story about the flights.

[SPEAKER_12]: I was on chatGPT trying to find the best deal to get to Tampa in January.

[SPEAKER_12]: And you know that you can tell chatGPT to monitor all I did it from Dallas to Tampa.

[SPEAKER_12]: I said, please monitor all flights for price changes.

[SPEAKER_12]: I got a text from chat, GPT this morning.

[SPEAKER_12]: It's down like $40 from what it was a week ago.

[SPEAKER_12]: So you can use, and I mean, people are scared of AI.

[SPEAKER_12]: I'm real sorry about that, but you can use AI to do all that work for you and you get notified.

[SPEAKER_13]: If you are, the price will go down once we get AI pilots.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, it's no price will go down after the holidays and I will say this to you, Rob, if you expand the search to Reagan.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Reagan National and DC, uh, you get better opportunities for better, better dealings.

[SPEAKER_12]: I actually, you know what, Orlando in Florida, um, yeah, I actually did, I also include, uh, George Thurgood Marshall International Airport.

[SPEAKER_13]: That's it.

[SPEAKER_13]: All in more.

[SPEAKER_13]: Absolutely.

[SPEAKER_12]: But Roger that for me.

[SPEAKER_13]: Right now, the plan is I will drive up and pick Robba and drive him back.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Because he's blind.

[SPEAKER_02]: He cannot see.

[SPEAKER_02]: Here's more good news.

[SPEAKER_02]: Consumer confidence has dropped to its lowest level in more than 12 12 years.

[SPEAKER_02]: The conference board reported a sharp decline in Americans confidence about the economy with people particularly worried about business conditions and the job market over the next six months.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's coming as inflation and high energy costs continue to hit households.

[SPEAKER_02]: Wall Street is also watching closely because a key inflation report is due tomorrow.

[SPEAKER_02]: I hope it's good news.

[SPEAKER_02]: I would love it to be good.

[SPEAKER_02]: Really, it's going to be great, Mike.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's going to be great.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like everything isn't this great.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, now how about some good news?

[SPEAKER_12]: Today I love it.

[SPEAKER_12]: It's national coffee day.

[SPEAKER_12]: Hey.

[SPEAKER_02]: That means millions of Americans are celebrating by doing exactly what they do every other day.

[SPEAKER_02]: September 29th is the official day to honor the beverage that allows America to pretend it's functioning.

[SPEAKER_02]: Duncan is offering rewards, members, rewards, members, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: Got to sign up for that, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: They a free medium, hotter ice coffee with the purchase through its app.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, thanks, Duncan.

[SPEAKER_02]: He's not a good with that.

[SPEAKER_02]: You fuck you fuck you what you get that that coffee you can get some of those donuts that all tastes like nagsima Enjoy have one of our frozen donuts other chains have their own promotions and if you're a real coffee addict You probably don't need a holiday.

[SPEAKER_02]: You need an IV to keep it going and then by the way I think I have evolved into the coffee snobbery

[SPEAKER_02]: area since Carly got me that birthday present that really cool coffee maker that we like every day.

[SPEAKER_12]: So, you know, and people want to be like, it's a Mr. coffee.

[SPEAKER_12]: You look great.

[SPEAKER_02]: You rob Spiewak are a, uh, saved by the bell person.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know the cast, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: Of save.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.

[SPEAKER_12]: Absolutely.

[SPEAKER_12]: I was, I was in from the very beginning.

[SPEAKER_02]: uh... you know Dennis haskins the principal building and in mike his name itself is upon because you're saved by the bill bell ding oh okay uh... he's died unfortunately no seventy five uh... has to be played

[SPEAKER_02]: he uh... the well with his penis uh... he played well meeting principal of a base side high from nineteen eighty nine to ninety three and he became one of those TV characters who seemed permanently confused by the students he was supposed to be in charge of be so exact exact exact yeah it was always confused

[SPEAKER_02]: uh... before acting he worked in music management and promotion including with tom Jones and uh... Greg almond you know the robspwack micomara tom jones trivia question josh uh... saroka i do not uh... robspwack and i in uh... reno nevata would really thought that we would have no problem whatsoever going to see tom that would have been

[SPEAKER_02]: that would have been cool.

[SPEAKER_02]: That would have been an all-time best moment.

[SPEAKER_12]: But the best, the best thing about that story is the phrase we coined as we stormed away.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's how they get you that's how they get you I worry about Dennis haskins because you don't have to worry about him anymore Okay, let me let me rephrase it.

[SPEAKER_12]: I worried I worried about Dennis haskins because in years past he would just like go to places to be recognized as Mr. Belding like the the save by the bell pop up things, but he wasn't being paid to do it and also he had put on a lot of weight

[SPEAKER_02]: No, obviously, I don't know what killed him.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think they said that.

[SPEAKER_12]: Elizabeth Barkley still looks fantastic.

[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, he worked with Tom Jones and Greg Alman, his former co-star, Lark Voorhees, remembered him as a close friend for nearly 40 years.

[SPEAKER_12]: Lisa Turtles.

[SPEAKER_12]: She played, yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: See, he knows it by the bell, that's very cool.

[SPEAKER_02]: Good show.

[SPEAKER_02]: Moving right along, social media is now making dating even more complicated, because apparently human relationships weren't confusing enough, Instagram has been pushing new AI features into the way people present their relationships online, including what some people call

[SPEAKER_02]: Soft launches, posting just enough of a new partner to let everyone know something is happening without actually showing who the person is.

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[SPEAKER_02]: you can eat so the drill is a photo of two wine glasses someone's elbow in the corner of the picture and a heart emoji uh... basically csi boyfriend isn't that special uh... want to date me date me one to date me please i would like for you to have a date with me mr. building

[SPEAKER_02]: Finally, a new survey says couples are having less sex and apparently marriage has now become a long-term roommate agreement with shared health insurance.

[SPEAKER_02]: The survey found that many couples, I should say that correctly, apparently marriage is now become a long-term roommate agreement with shared health insurance periods.

[SPEAKER_12]: The survey.

[SPEAKER_02]: found that couples are going weeks or even months without getting intimate and the excuses get better with age.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm exhausted.

[SPEAKER_02]: I have to get up early.

[SPEAKER_02]: My back hurts and the classic will do it this weekend.

[SPEAKER_02]: Then the weekend comes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Somebody orders takeout.

[SPEAKER_02]: Turns on Netflix and the next thing you know, it's Monday morning and you're back to being business partners.

[SPEAKER_02]: At some point, you're not even rejecting each other.

[SPEAKER_02]: You're just both holding the other person for gets they

[SPEAKER_02]: But there's always a little baby Jesus.

[SPEAKER_12]: Maybe Jesus is always helping us.

[SPEAKER_02]: Isn't that special?

[SPEAKER_12]: You left out the best excuse, Mike.

[SPEAKER_02]: What does that Robbs be like?

[SPEAKER_12]: I don't care for your podcast.

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[SPEAKER_12]: I was rooting for you, Mike.

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[SPEAKER_12]: What?

[SPEAKER_02]: Did I, did I do it right?

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_12]: I did it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I did it afterwards.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I just thought there was a die at the end that I think I dropped something off.

[SPEAKER_02]: Or maybe it is.

[SPEAKER_02]: No.

[SPEAKER_02]: No.

[SPEAKER_02]: You didn't get it exactly right.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think we have to record it that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Do we?

[SPEAKER_02]: Do we do?

[SPEAKER_02]: Why?

[SPEAKER_13]: He's a course really loud.

[SPEAKER_12]: Fuck.

[SPEAKER_12]: Josh, you can pull his isolated vocal with him.

[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, I can probably pull your isolated vocalist.

[SPEAKER_13]: You can absolutely do it.

[SPEAKER_13]: We can do it.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Come on.

[SPEAKER_02]: Here we go.

[SPEAKER_02]: Who is that guy that guitar player that plays all the fucking stuff like that?

[SPEAKER_02]: It's that he bullshit music that I hate so bad.

[SPEAKER_12]: That's it.

[SPEAKER_12]: That's it.

[SPEAKER_12]: I might come on now.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, Josh is the one that wanted you to you're thinking of Dick Dale.

[SPEAKER_12]: Dick Dale.

[SPEAKER_12]: And the Delft sounds hot.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_12]: But that was AI Dick Dale.

[SPEAKER_12]: Dick Dale.

[SPEAKER_12]: But my gosh, we are Dick.

[SPEAKER_12]: Team play.

[SPEAKER_12]: And Dale.

[SPEAKER_13]: You did good.

[SPEAKER_13]: You did great.

[SPEAKER_12]: He did great.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was great.

[SPEAKER_12]: He did great.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was perfect.

[SPEAKER_12]: It was, you don't even throw with you today.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's not, you don't even do.

[SPEAKER_02]: When you give that up in that extra e-o-vom, I see.

[SPEAKER_12]: It was, what do you see?

[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, I don't know why Josh was screwing with you because we capture all the stuff separately.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, we do, we do, it'll be fine.

[SPEAKER_12]: And also, you did say, you know, why Mike because you did a great job with Ah-ha, and you hated Ah-ha and you made it work and I thank you for that.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'll do it again if I have to.

[SPEAKER_13]: I'm a pro.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm a pro.

[SPEAKER_02]: I get the work done.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's what I got to do.

[SPEAKER_02]: I got to do that all the time.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right, something I wanted to get to on the show that sounds interesting to me and I hope it is.

[SPEAKER_02]: Rob Spiewak has made the switch and he is no longer drinking something that I believe.

[SPEAKER_02]: could have killed him just as easy as the booze could he got off the sugary soda and I was but I busted his ass on that one year more than anything because I hated to see it especially when you almost bought the farm because of everything and by the way when you were doing your drinking you were loading that with sugary stuff the lemonade that you were drinking it was sugar sugar sugar and then the alcohol had sugar so you know now you know what I think what sugar

[SPEAKER_12]: It really does.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, but Rob, you know, we really stopped the sugar.

[SPEAKER_02]: Did you get the sugar soda?

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, yeah.

[SPEAKER_13]: Like, if you're going diet drinks, isn't that still sugar soda?

[SPEAKER_13]: No, it's not.

[SPEAKER_13]: No, it's not.

[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, so that's the aspartame.

[SPEAKER_02]: The aspartame, the aspartame that I, the most recent study I thought that I read indicated that there is no empirical data

[SPEAKER_02]: that has been released that who definitively says that this the sugar substitutes in say diacoke are going to kill you that they can talk about it today that's for tame and you say something and then yeah so anyway let's get to your so does because I glad you're not drinking the regular stuff

[SPEAKER_12]: Um, I'm trying to find my favorite, and so I've put together a power ranking, which I normally wouldn't do, but Today I bought a single bottle, you know, you can buy sort of single bottle when you're checking out at a grocer.

[SPEAKER_12]: And I bought one that I remembered like.

[SPEAKER_02]: You need a grocery store.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_12]: When you're at the market, the green grocer might.

[SPEAKER_12]: Okay, when you're at the market and you go through exactly I guess and I bought one that I used to remember liking and It was so offensive.

[SPEAKER_12]: I did not finish it and I said this is garbage.

[SPEAKER_12]: It was an early shuffling

[SPEAKER_12]: Mike, do you remember, did you ever in the day drink fresca, which was a sugar-free grapefruit?

[SPEAKER_12]: So that was good.

[SPEAKER_12]: My mom dug fresca, she was totally in the fresca, I think it's pretty good.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, but now it's marketed as fresca sparkling soda water, and it doesn't taste the way fresco auto taste.

[SPEAKER_12]: It doesn't have that ting anymore.

[SPEAKER_12]: It's just wrong, and I'm still upset.

[SPEAKER_02]: There is another product when you mention Ting.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: There is a sort of called Ting.

[SPEAKER_12]: It's a Ting.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: And there was a drink I had in the Caribbean one time called a Rusty.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was the local rum with that soda pop Ting.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it knocked us all on our asses.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's what I remember.

[SPEAKER_12]: But they also hand sugar.

[SPEAKER_12]: So they even afterwards fresca is that what you're saying?

[SPEAKER_12]: Do you remember fresca is having a light effervescence too?

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_12]: So I can't go with this.

[SPEAKER_12]: This does not make my power ranking.

[SPEAKER_12]: Now I will say just on the edge of my power ranking are orange sodas You can get either sun kissed zero or slice zero.

[SPEAKER_12]: I believe is the other big one.

[SPEAKER_12]: No crush crush or or sun kissed both slices now probiotics

[SPEAKER_12]: That's right, it's not a real soda.

[SPEAKER_02]: I have a question, this, this zero business.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Coke zeros, right zero, what are they doing?

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, what is most marketing?

[SPEAKER_02]: diet diet diet.

[SPEAKER_02]: Come on now.

[SPEAKER_02]: What's going on?

[SPEAKER_12]: Mostly marketing and it's a good way to relaunch a product that you're already familiar with.

[SPEAKER_12]: There are people that are die hard diet Coke people that will not touch Coke zero.

[SPEAKER_12]: And I put them I tried both and I'm a Coke zero guy.

[SPEAKER_12]: So that's just where we're at.

[SPEAKER_02]: So that's where our Coke zero to a diet Coke.

[SPEAKER_12]: Exactly, but what's the difference?

[SPEAKER_13]: The die-cokes rely on aspartame.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, zero sugar does a blend of sweeteners Okay, that are maybe so are you indicating that the coke zero might be better for you?

[SPEAKER_13]: It's aspartame combined with some type of potassium I can't pronounce the word

[SPEAKER_13]: Mike, you know, how great asshole, asshole fame.

[SPEAKER_13]: I like fame, potassium.

[SPEAKER_12]: Mike, you need Badassia, I mean, or a stevia.

[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you, Professor.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right, go ahead.

[SPEAKER_12]: Do you like stevia?

[SPEAKER_12]: Do you like the comedian, Stevia?

[SPEAKER_12]: Martin?

[SPEAKER_02]: Stevia step Martin there it is.

[SPEAKER_12]: I would love to find our evil.

[SPEAKER_12]: I would love to find a good Sugar free root beer haven't yet, but I've not given up barges Barks.

[SPEAKER_02]: We've barges.

[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry.

[SPEAKER_02]: I was barges.

[SPEAKER_02]: I thought it was barges.

[SPEAKER_12]: So I have my top five that I currently have in stock in my house.

[SPEAKER_02]: These are the top five-sody pops.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_12]: Starting at number five and it really destroys Fresca anyway.

[SPEAKER_12]: And by the way, that fresca reinvent, that's a Coke product.

[SPEAKER_12]: Fuck me.

[SPEAKER_12]: I love Coke products.

[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_12]: Don't mess with it.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: Nice settle down.

[SPEAKER_12]: No, I don't want to.

[SPEAKER_02]: Get to your top five.

[SPEAKER_12]: Number five.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[SPEAKER_12]: 7 up 0 is outstanding Chris light and almost no diet after taste.

[SPEAKER_12]: I can really recommend 7 up 0.

[SPEAKER_12]: I think 7 up in any environment destroys sprite.

[SPEAKER_12]: It destroys a story or whatever Pepsi's making now.

[SPEAKER_12]: Okay, 7 up to better product and their 0 is very good.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know, I did that.

[SPEAKER_02]: I have to mention this just briefly when my dad retired and he was in advertising and they were all copywriters and they were madmen.

[SPEAKER_02]: They were in an insurance company, but they were the in-house ad agency for, you know, they were the madmen of the insurance company and when he retired, the people who were for my dad really liked him a lot and they said they did a whole book for his retirement and one of them said,

[SPEAKER_02]: Bill O'Mara's advertising career was marked by many really popular near misses and they had a bottle of six up got that was just real that was just funny I remember that when you did that six up

[SPEAKER_12]: By coming in at number four, previously mentioned on this show and a good treat and it gets bonus points for having caffeine because sometimes you need caffeine.

[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_12]: This is cherry float Coca-Cola zero sugar.

[SPEAKER_12]: Now I couldn't have this all the time.

[SPEAKER_13]: The regular is the number one so to for me right now.

[SPEAKER_12]: The regular is very good, but this is got a lot of the regular sugar version of that sugar version.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, you're pouring, you're not immune for a Mr.

[SPEAKER_02]: Blood pressure.

[SPEAKER_02]: You, you have to be careful what you put in your body is.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, come on.

[SPEAKER_12]: It is name right.

[SPEAKER_12]: It's Mr. Goldbladder.

[SPEAKER_12]: I mean, then you're Goldbladder.

[SPEAKER_12]: That's dangerous for you.

[SPEAKER_02]: How many, how many regular sugar drinks do you have when you're eating your skills?

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't drink soda a whole lot okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe three or four a week.

[SPEAKER_02]: Energy drinks though mostly energy drinks.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, well, let me see that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Is that a Kirkland product you're holding up there?

[SPEAKER_02]: It's a Kirkland.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's you know what?

[SPEAKER_02]: It is that zero sugar and then now okay 200 milligrams of caffeine that can't get around right.

[SPEAKER_12]: That's like two and a half cups of coffee.

[SPEAKER_12]: That's fine.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Keep going.

[SPEAKER_02]: I like this list.

[SPEAKER_12]: Maybe that's why he's been giving you so much

[SPEAKER_12]: But yeah, high marks for Coca-Cola zero sugar cherry float.

[SPEAKER_12]: I like to try that on its tail a regular can of coke zero.

[SPEAKER_02]: I keep this in stock always so you think I grab and the boy caught it all the diet coke and the diet coke

[SPEAKER_12]: I tried, I bought a 12 of Diet Coke.

[SPEAKER_12]: It tastes very sharp and very fake.

[SPEAKER_12]: It doesn't have any resemblance to a real Coca-Cola.

[SPEAKER_12]: And you know, I love Coca-Cola.

[SPEAKER_13]: As a matter of fact, the Coca-Cola is the same between the two.

[SPEAKER_12]: The Diet Coke and the zero.

[SPEAKER_13]: And the zero sugar, yeah.

[SPEAKER_12]: OK.

[SPEAKER_12]: The first thing I do in the morning is I grab a Coke zero, because I mean, like some people would grab coffee.

[SPEAKER_12]: I grab this.

[SPEAKER_12]: And I stand by this.

[SPEAKER_12]: The first taste, not so much, and the end taste, not so much, but if you take a big swig, the middle 80% of that swig tastes like Coca-Cola.

[SPEAKER_12]: It's a good product.

[SPEAKER_12]: Now, there is one way to make Coke Zero better, Mike, than a can of Coke Zero.

[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry, what's that?

[SPEAKER_12]: is if you can find glass bottles of Coke Zero, don't know why they just taste better.

[SPEAKER_12]: Well, they're colder.

[SPEAKER_12]: They are colder and they have, again, it's that middle of the sip that taste exactly right.

[SPEAKER_12]: So this is my number two right now.

[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_12]: It's expensive and hard to find.

[SPEAKER_12]: Wait, you can, they're very good.

[SPEAKER_13]: Was Coke Zero number three and number two?

[SPEAKER_12]: Yes, yeah.

[SPEAKER_12]: Because I couldn't put them at the same because a glass bottle of Coke Zero

[SPEAKER_13]: No, it's the same drink.

[SPEAKER_13]: It's just, you're just based on how cold the drink is.

[SPEAKER_12]: No, the way it tastes, this tastes a little bit better.

[SPEAKER_02]: But just like...

[SPEAKER_02]: I sound out of the studio.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: Because he's when he has to go to practice has to be at practice by six, and he's giving me a hard time, and I'm like, okay, and none of the hours in the day can be a brain.

[SPEAKER_12]: Go back to the key.

[SPEAKER_12]: Number one, I don't like to drink tea.

[SPEAKER_12]: Number one, it will surprise you.

[SPEAKER_12]: It is not a Coke product.

[SPEAKER_12]: I believe it is an extended bottle or it is without a doubt the best tasting diet soda I've ever encountered.

[SPEAKER_12]: It is a little exotic, but it has no aftertaste.

[SPEAKER_12]: It only has one mark against it, and that is, it has no caffeine.

[SPEAKER_12]: But if you can find this by a 12th back of Canada Dry, Cherry, Fruit, Splash, Cherry, Ginger Hill, it is terrific.

[SPEAKER_12]: That you can't random.

[SPEAKER_02]: So that is just so detailed, they don't have that in every aisle, do they?

[SPEAKER_12]: No, that's why when I see it I stock up because it is fantastic.

[SPEAKER_12]: What do you not taste like the ginger presence is there?

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not going to same mouth field, but I will say the ginger presence was she was the overnight jog when I worked at W. I read ginger presence.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[SPEAKER_12]: Um, the ginger presence is there, but it is cherry forward, and it is a better tasting cherry than cocuses in their cherry float.

[SPEAKER_12]: It's really, really good.

[SPEAKER_12]: I'm a gingeril guy anyway.

[SPEAKER_12]: I like gingeril.

[SPEAKER_12]: Gingeril goes great with bourbon.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, don't go down that road.

[SPEAKER_12]: Okay, let me just say this.

[SPEAKER_12]: Ginger, I went well with Barry.

[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_12]: But this can the dry product is really, really good.

[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_12]: If you guys have a recommended diet or a root beer zero, I'd love to hear about it.

[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, thank you.

[SPEAKER_13]: They're saying in the chat room.

[SPEAKER_12]: Hey, it was you.

[SPEAKER_12]: No, kiss my ass.

[SPEAKER_12]: I don't like your pepper products.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's there's not a doctor pepper coconut zero.

[SPEAKER_02]: Is there is?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, there is.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, there is.

[SPEAKER_02]: I try that.

[SPEAKER_02]: I love the taste of coconut.

[SPEAKER_02]: I like pepper.

[SPEAKER_12]: I like Dr. Pepper.

[SPEAKER_12]: I like diet Dr. Pepper.

[SPEAKER_12]: I don't know if they make a zero.

[SPEAKER_12]: But it's Dr. Pepper is a very specific flavor.

[SPEAKER_12]: I don't like when they mess with it.

[SPEAKER_12]: I like how it tastes like a Dr. Pepper.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's great.

[SPEAKER_02]: There it is.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's the, the, the, let's tell our ranking.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: All of them might give a try, too.

[SPEAKER_02]: I really, what I like me, uh, not the new fresca, not the new fresca.

[SPEAKER_02]: No.

[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, Danny, how about a fresca?

[SPEAKER_02]: We got to take a break.

[SPEAKER_02]: We'll come back with some football stuff.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's very, very interesting.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think all you fans, a little like this, because maybe it involves like something like a black sock scandal.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, oh, hey, the factory is open and

[SPEAKER_02]: And if that if you don't know about it, we've certainly talked about it on the show and that lady's gentleman is the official and I mean official podcast devoted to the Netflix hit.

[SPEAKER_02]: Wonka's golden ticket.

[SPEAKER_02]: The reality competition that drops contestants, that drops contestants into the wild world of Wonka and his mysterious chocolate factory.

[SPEAKER_02]: You guys are into this.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know you're really, really into this, right?

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I hate y'all for sucking me into this.

[SPEAKER_12]: But no, I don't.

[SPEAKER_02]: But I mean, I've heard a lot about it.

[SPEAKER_12]: You're excited about it and you know, I would love Mike, I would love for you to just sample the first episode to see your take on it.

[SPEAKER_12]: Not our show.

[SPEAKER_12]: I don't want you to watch our show.

[SPEAKER_12]: I want you to watch the actual Netflix show.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'll do that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Nope.

[SPEAKER_02]: Every episode, they break down the challenges, the content of the strategy, the surprises, and all the deliciously weird stuff that happens along the way.

[SPEAKER_02]: Josh and Rob analyzed it, are you about it, make fun of it, and probably spend way too much time discussing things that normal people would simply let go.

[SPEAKER_02]: Instead, they cover it with chocolate and atomyricol or two.

[SPEAKER_02]: Listen to the podcast, or better yet watch Spuac and Soroka on YouTube, where you can actually see them losing their minds.

[SPEAKER_02]: If you're watching the Golden Ticket, you got to be part of Wunketcast.

[SPEAKER_02]: Wonka cast.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's available right now at WonkaCast.com and on YouTube.

[SPEAKER_02]: Please like, subscribe, and rate it five o'clock.

[SPEAKER_02]: Alupa's no golden ticket required.

[SPEAKER_02]: Just bring your own snoz berries.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's a world of pure imagination, Charlie.

[SPEAKER_02]: There you go, Charlie.

[SPEAKER_02]: How about that, Charlie?

[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, you know, we we we dropped the ball, Josh.

[SPEAKER_12]: We should have gotten Mike to do Jack Albertson announcements to go in and out of the shuffle.

[SPEAKER_02]: And that was time for Wonka cast.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_12]: I was still laying in bed.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know, by the way, I'm not talking about the thing that I'm not supposed to talk about, but down the road, I would hope you would avail yourselves.

[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, of course.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, I'm bad with you.

[SPEAKER_02]: For fun, you know, with things like that.

[SPEAKER_02]: And now here, Rob and Josh, talk about Wonka.

[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, Charlie, you're a fearless monster.

[SPEAKER_12]: The problem is that we turned this podcast in really like four hours, so we didn't have time to reach out.

[SPEAKER_12]: Had I thought it through, you would have been right there.

[SPEAKER_02]: Football football.

[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't know anything about this until I came in today.

[SPEAKER_02]: We don't have a lot of time to discuss it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Let's do the best we can because I get my kid to practice.

[SPEAKER_02]: Trevor Lawrence, Josh Sorogas.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, so we're play and I'll play the play for you.

[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, hop in on Sunday.

[SPEAKER_13]: There was eight minutes left in the game.

[SPEAKER_13]: Jaguires had a huge lead and here's how the Lawrence does who had a lead the jacks Jaguires the Jaguires

[SPEAKER_02]: the Jaguars.

[SPEAKER_02]: Let's take a look at the play right here on your television set.

[SPEAKER_03]: But as a protection, all of it has been able to play a pretty dominant game against this group.

[SPEAKER_03]: Because I'm running for Lawrence.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: But what for?

[SPEAKER_13]: It's not the store.

[SPEAKER_13]: I'm going to trick things on the one y'all.

[SPEAKER_13]: I'm going to hop there on my sleeve.

[SPEAKER_13]: And you can you can see eight men.

[SPEAKER_02]: Did he say wisely stops that?

[SPEAKER_13]: So here's his press conference because everyone's concern is gambling.

[SPEAKER_02]: That they think that he did that to make sure that the spread held or something like that.

[SPEAKER_13]: That's the theory is the spread or someone that that he wanted to play the play one more time.

[SPEAKER_13]: I'm going to give you the press conference and to show the play at the bottom of the press conference.

[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, great.

[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you, Josh.

[SPEAKER_09]: Try put together a good drive.

[SPEAKER_09]: It was four minute thought.

[SPEAKER_09]: So we got down there and so when I like broke free and no attack with me It was just it's something we talked about all the time potentially in those situations like going down Keep the clock running That was too much time looking best.

[SPEAKER_09]: I literally clocked So eight minutes left I believe I'm always necessary there, but Josh I believe I believe I believe 100% much clock is possible to use the time

[SPEAKER_09]: I'm trying to give him as few chances as possible to get back to you.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, but if you're up by 22 points, people will probably be all over it.

[SPEAKER_09]: And but there's a bet it doesn't make sense.

[SPEAKER_09]: It's he made a mistake.

[SPEAKER_09]: We scored the next.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I think a facial touch tell us cool.

[SPEAKER_13]: He saw it himself being dumb at the beginning of his interview where he said they weren't that he was running out of four minute play.

[SPEAKER_13]: Right.

[SPEAKER_13]: He and his head thought that the game was that far along that it was a four minutes.

[SPEAKER_02]: I believe it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think there's an honesty there.

[SPEAKER_13]: I really bad enough that the NFL has to investigate it.

[SPEAKER_13]: Just to make sure.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, because we are in the world where everyone's gambling.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_13]: So anything's possible.

[SPEAKER_12]: Do you know who eventually scored that touchdown?

[SPEAKER_12]: The one that came after that is, is this a joke or you said, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know can be helping a friend.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think he was just stupid and he's stupid.

[SPEAKER_13]: It's stupid.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's stupid and obviously not anything about the points, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: Because they scored the touchdown right after that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: And at the same time, it was a play designed to burn clock.

[SPEAKER_02]: uh... then he probably wasn't thinking any did that i just listening to the way he said he sounds like a knucklehead so it's you know who knows what it is it would be hard in that situation to come up with a master plan between the snap and getting to the end zone i think you might be right i think it is awfully suspicious at first glance uh... we're gonna come back uh... it's so yeah that's it i agree and uh...

[SPEAKER_11]: I'll be curious to see what the NFL says about it, but I don't trust them at all.

[SPEAKER_02]: We'll take a break and come back.

[SPEAKER_02]: You got a beautiful video for us.

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[SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Very good.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Both, both, hey, I did it.

[SPEAKER_02]: You put it in there too.

[SPEAKER_02]: Both can't believe you did it before I wrote it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Both, both, both, both, both.

[SPEAKER_02]: Go get started with the video, right?

[SPEAKER_12]: Okay, okay, very good.

[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, I like that some beautiful video.

[SPEAKER_12]: I don't want this show to be too wonky heavy today, Mike.

[SPEAKER_12]: But, come here, I have to ask you before he starts.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is my son who's driving me nuts here right now.

[SPEAKER_02]: Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

[SPEAKER_02]: All right, I'm going to go now.

[SPEAKER_02]: Is that cool?

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to go now.

[SPEAKER_12]: He's giving me the stink guy because he was late for practice when you might when you get in the car ask him why he has Leonard Neymoy like sideburn All right, see you.

[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm on my retirement.

[SPEAKER_12]: Bye.

[SPEAKER_12]: Bye.

[SPEAKER_12]: So, so you said.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yes, yes, I was trying to take him on as he walked out.

[SPEAKER_12]: Uh, you didn't get him.

[SPEAKER_12]: I was just a kid.

[SPEAKER_12]: I didn't get him.

[SPEAKER_12]: So, I had never heard the name of actor Rusty Goff.

[SPEAKER_12]: Although, he's been in some pretty big movies, like Harry Potter franchise, Star Wars, history of the world, Fred Gloss, Doctor Who, Willow.

[SPEAKER_12]: And, of course, Willy gave it away.

[SPEAKER_12]: Well, it did.

[SPEAKER_12]: Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory, I found this out, Josh, that Rusty was retired.

[SPEAKER_12]: And he came out of retirement to be on the Netflix Wonka's the goal for me to get.

[SPEAKER_12]: I know, well, he was one of the original lymphos, and he also, he brought his hands on the young son, bend off.

[SPEAKER_12]: So, if you're watching the show, uh, Wonka's Golden Take It on Netflix, you're actually seeing an original in Ballumpa, and you know what, I love that he's so happy about it.

[SPEAKER_05]: I was an original in Ballumpa, and the 1971 film,

[SPEAKER_05]: Willy Wonk on the chocolate factory.

[SPEAKER_05]: To be back here, making Wonk a golden ticket with my son Ben is absolutely mind-blowing.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think you ever believed you would be back in orange face and green hair, did you never and a million years.

[SPEAKER_05]: But now, that's cool to deal with his son.

[SPEAKER_05]: It is.

[SPEAKER_05]: It is.

[SPEAKER_05]: It is so much better.

[SPEAKER_10]: The Uple Lumpus, for us, they're not just little people, but they're also big people and male and female, and so it's very diverse.

[SPEAKER_10]: All the wardrobe and the hair, it's very much a nod to the original.

[SPEAKER_10]: The Uple are the silent workers in the factory.

[SPEAKER_05]: My role as an umbrella, I help the contestants through a maze of tasks.

[SPEAKER_04]: We go into the house, we deliver them into the chocolate room.

[SPEAKER_04]: We drive the Wancartini a boat.

[SPEAKER_04]: We take them into the challenges, we stand by, and then occasionally we do get to terminate them as well.

[SPEAKER_12]: I think they like best when they get to terminate prevalonously do, but you should check it out because you gotta see a little bit of it there.

[SPEAKER_12]: It looks so much like the movie.

[SPEAKER_13]: And I guarantee he's happier because he's treated like a celebrity on this show.

[SPEAKER_13]: Of course, I'm sure he wasn't treated well in the original.

[SPEAKER_12]: No.

[SPEAKER_12]: And as some day, folks, pull me aside.

[SPEAKER_12]: I will never discuss it on the regular show, but I'll tell you the most horrifying story ever about the production of Willy Wonka in 1971 and the Ompolumpas.

[SPEAKER_12]: Have you ever told you Josh?

[SPEAKER_12]: I don't need to know.

[SPEAKER_12]: Kids, you won't sleep tonight, if I tell you.

[SPEAKER_12]: Maybe I won't tell you.

[SPEAKER_12]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_12]: To an endomorrow, we've got to show tomorrow, a three o'clock start time tomorrow, folks.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_12]: I apologize for your insistence, start time.

[SPEAKER_12]: But we're celebrating my son's birthday.

[SPEAKER_12]: And yes, believe it or not, my son Robert turns 24.

[SPEAKER_12]: I cannot wrap my head around it.

[SPEAKER_12]: So we'll talk about that tomorrow.

[SPEAKER_12]: And until then, don't you go change it.

[SPEAKER_12]: Thank you, Josh.

[SPEAKER_12]: Thank you, Rob.

[SPEAKER_02]: Talk to you next time by folks.

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