{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","title":"Cereal Burglar, Pickleball Brawls & the Tablecloth Bandit","description":"In this episode of Morning Crankers, Jeremy, Hans, and Roxy break down some of the strangest and funniest headlines making the rounds. From a woman caught casually eating cereal and petting a dog inside a stranger’s Springfield home to a nearly naked bandit robbing cars while wearing only a tablecloth, the crew dives into the bizarre side of the news. They also talk about a pickleball brawl at a Florida country club, the weirdest unclaimed luggage items of the year, a zoo asking the public to name a baby spider monkey, and the legendary “butt-birth” rhino prop from Ace Ventura heading to auction. Mixed in with the laughs are updates on a major crime case in Utah, controversy at the Winter Olympics, and a quick nod to Barbie’s birthday. It’s a fast, funny rundown of the weirdest stories happening right now.","author_name":"Morning Crankers: Comedy - News & Outrageous Real-Life Stories","author_url":"https://audioboom.com/channels/5171585-morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories","provider_name":"Audioboom","provider_url":"https://audioboom.com","width":480,"height":95,"thumbnail_url":"https://audioboom.com/i/43677465/600x600/c","thumbnail_width":600,"thumbnail_height":600,"html":""}