{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","title":"\"Smurfs, Space Germs & Mitey Pillows: Mayhem on the Morning Crankers!\"","description":"On this wild ride of Morning Crankers, we crank up the chaos with a mix of comedy, curiosity, and candid commentary. May 23rd brings us a stacked lineup: we kick off with today’s National Days (and yes, we try to celebrate them all wrong). Then it’s onto a headline that defies belief — a woman missing for 60 years is found alive! From Earth to orbit, we cover China’s space station discovering bacteria from outer space — what could possibly go wrong? We’ll also ruin your nap plans with the itchy truth about using someone else's pillow (spoiler: mites!). In Denmark, the retirement age gets pushed to 70 (ouch), and a disturbing story out of Texas reveals an 11-year-old calling 911 as his mother sets family pets on fire — heavy stuff, but we handle it with care and honest reactions. Finally, we lighten the load with a French town’s hilarious world record attempt: the most people dressed as Smurfs. Blue paint, mayhem, and pure Morning Crankers-style madness.\n\nBecome a supporter of this p...","author_name":"Morning Crankers: Comedy - News & Outrageous Real-Life Stories","author_url":"https://audioboom.com/channels/5171585-morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories","provider_name":"Audioboom","provider_url":"https://audioboom.com","width":480,"height":95,"thumbnail_url":"https://audioboom.com/i/43677669/600x600/c","thumbnail_width":600,"thumbnail_height":600,"html":""}