{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","title":"#3686: Dehydrated","description":"Auction Week Wednesday is here, and Mike’s prized watches, circus ringmaster hat, and the legendary seatbelt extender are ready to find new homes—assuming anyone meets the reserve. Mike shares a scary but hopeful update about Linda’s upcoming heart surgery and reminds everyone that feeling fine is no substitute for getting checked. Then National Lasagna Day starts a ricotta fight, dehydration explains decades of irritability, and the gang learns why second-screening has turned America into a nation of professional rewinders. Tony Romo’s roadside stop sends the show across the gore and deep into the mechanics of field sobriety, while a spectacularly bad snake handler proves that confidence and competence are very different reptiles. Finally, therapy goes competitive, 1973 Jeopardy! looks like it was built in a basement, and Kermit loses his voice in a joke that may get us banned from Sesame Street.\n\nOur Sponsors:\n* Check out Quince and use my code quince.com/tmos for a great deal: https://www.quince.com\n\nAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands\n\nPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy","author_name":"The Mike O'Meara Show ","author_url":"https://audioboom.com/channels/4072950-the-mike-o-meara-show","provider_name":"Audioboom","provider_url":"https://audioboom.com","width":480,"height":95,"thumbnail_url":"https://audioboom.com/i/15349214/600x600/c","thumbnail_width":600,"thumbnail_height":600,"html":""}