rich 1.0 This week on Morning Crankers, we cover Ruben Zarate, South Florida officers suing Ben Affleck and Matt Damon over The Rip, alien DNA conspiracy claims involving 23andMe, Anna Paulina Luna’s fallen angel theory, a German YouTuber winning a legendary cheese race, “uglier” cows to stop influencers, retro Pizza Hut makeovers, prostate cancer awareness gone way too far, and the best popsicles for summer 2026. Morning Crankers: Comedy - News & Outrageous Real-Life Stories https://audioboom.com/channels/5171585-morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories Audioboom https://audioboom.com 480 95 https://audioboom.com/i/43677385/600x600/c 600 600 <iframe width="100%" height="95" src="https://embeds.audioboom.com/posts/8911738/embed?v=202301" style="background-color: transparent; display: block; padding: 0; width: 100%" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" title="Audioboom player" allow="autoplay" sandbox="allow-downloads allow-forms allow-popups allow-same-origin allow-scripts allow-storage-access-by-user-activation allow-top-navigation-by-user-activation"></iframe>