rich 1.0 Welcome to the Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast—where news meets nonsense and Hump Day hits harder than a chupacabra on your deck! In today’s wild ride: 🛸 We dig into a declassified CIA document on remote viewing—yes, the government actually tried Jedi mind tricks. 🇷🇺 Then it's off to Russia, where a KGB doc claims aliens turned soldiers into stone. Medusa? E.T.? We’ve got thoughts. 🦌 A deer wanders into a YMCA in Kentucky, probably just looking for yoga and a protein shake. ⚰️ A man is laid to rest in a giant Snickers bar coffin—because you're not you when you're dead. 👹 And an alleged chupacabra creature crashes a woman's porch party, leaving us with more questions than answers. PLUS, our Hump Day Melodies return with two original Crankers hits: 🎵 “Can I Hold You Again” (emotional or illegal? You decide.) 🎵 “Like My Youth and My Money” — an anthem for the broke and the beautiful. This episode is packed with cryptids, candy, Cold War weirdness, and catchy tunes that’ll haunt your sh... Morning Crankers: Comedy - News & Outrageous Real-Life Stories https://audioboom.com/channels/5171585-morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories Audioboom https://audioboom.com 480 95 https://audioboom.com/i/43677809/600x600/c 600 600 <iframe width="100%" height="95" src="https://embeds.audioboom.com/posts/8911785/embed?v=202301" style="background-color: transparent; display: block; padding: 0; width: 100%" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="allowtransparency" scrolling="no" title="Audioboom player" allow="autoplay" sandbox="allow-downloads allow-forms allow-popups allow-same-origin allow-scripts allow-storage-access-by-user-activation allow-top-navigation-by-user-activation"></iframe>