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Narcissistic Fucking Jerk.
Written by the talented Dr. Fingerblaster. Phd in jerking off.
Mistresses of nonsense. Queens of stabbing. There is where we Boo to you:-p
I often wake up
And I tell myself, it's the caffeine
But it's not the caffeine
I'm just your average girl-next-door but with a sick, perverted sense of humor. Pastafarian Minister. Oh, and I write stories. Most of them are erotic. ;)
Horses|Chocolate|Cars|Shopping|Nature|Writing|Watermelon|Farm Living|Cupcake Creation|Sarcasm|Pure Evil
Scottish, but not living there at the moment.
Mostly innapropriate, often times cynical, composer of convoluted introspections and cerebral nonsense. That, and sarcasm.
Find me on Tumblr, I'm out.
Luvs reading, walks in the park, crocheting, and I'm an astronaut.