Cheer Up Caf

Cheer up Caf, please don't be so glum Just give that bitch a kick right up her bum

Send her an email, and call her a mong Tell her she was really, really in the wrong and that she made us annoyed when she stole your work and now 1300 people think she is a jerk

Just because she's too lazy to do her bit and she's coming across like a selfish tit Tell her to sort it before Monday's class Or you'll send your Twitter followers to kick her ass

So cheer up Caf, and give us all a smile Forget about that silly meff for a while

So sorry for the song, I know it sounds quite silly Maybe it'll take your mind off the crappy chilli

And if that doesn't bring a smile to your lovely lips then I'll drive up to Manc and buy you gravy and chips

Cheer up Caf, sort it out mañana Imagine her face on a superlambana

Cheer up Caf, she's not worth worrying for If you ask me, she's just a silly whor....ible girl :p