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    THE FARMER SAID: IT WAS A TOUGH ROW TO HOE THE SOLDIER SAID: IT WAS A TOUGH ROAD TO HOLD THE PRINCESS SAID: IT WAS A ROUGH TOAD TO HOLD...
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    What’s so funny about this? This is not a great time to be making jokes about viruses, with Ebola wreaking havoc in Africa and causing...
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    DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE PACIFIC ISLAND CHIEF WHO WAS SOMEWHAT SURPRISED AND UPSET WHEN HIS THRONE, WHICH HE HAD STORED UPSTAIRS, CAME...
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    I have a great dog who’s named Scooter Renowned as a garbage can looter An apple pie moochie, Yep, he’s my poochie, He has no other...
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    More #Robert and #Fi #madness. We start off by the #River #Thames, listening to the #water and #birds, then walk towards Robert's place,...
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    • Whatsofunny You'll HARDly know the difference after you've listened to this boo!
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    What’s so funny about this? While there are many possible answers to the question of what is different between a magician and a...
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    THE HANGER OF MY ART DISPLAYS THE ANGER OF MY HEART What’s so funny about this? OK it’s not funny. I admit it, but it is a spoonerism...
    • Whatsofunny Thanks Khalique, I appreciate it
    • khaliqurrahman If art is not funny, fart is. I like the eitches changing places and meaningfully, too. And that is really funny!
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    • Whatsofunny SHE TOLD ME MY NEW CELLPHONE LOOKED SWEET SO SHE BIT MY HONEY PHONE. WHEN I TRIED TO STOP HER SHE HIT MY FUNNY BONE What’s so funny about this? Three-word or more spoonerisms are hard to find or create. I was lucky to come up with this one. It is a bit of a stretch, meaning you have to stretch your imagination and language knowledge to understand it, but I think it does work. The set-up is pretty easy and straight forward. Two people are talking about their new cell phones. This is a common conversation topic these days, because people constantly seem to be upgrading their existing phones, that is, getting new, improved models. Cell phone manufacturers are always trying to get an edge on the competition and come up with something new and unique. In this joke the new cell phone appears to be sweet and honey flavored. At first, we might think that the woman was only using a metaphor when she described the cellphone as sweet. In this sense it just means nice looking, perhaps easy to use. But in the next sentence we learn that the phone was literally sweet because it was coated with honey, which is why she bit it. But the guy did not appreciate this. He didn’t want someone putting their saliva on his new sweet cellphone, nor did he want her to actually remove some of phone with her teeth. But, maybe she studies aikido or some other martial art, because she really wanted to eat this phone. So much so, that when the guy tried to stop her, she used her skills to hit him on his funny bone. This 2-word phrase refers to a part of your elbow. It’s not really a bone but a nerve ending called the ulna nerve. When someone hits the nerve and it rubs up against a bone in your arm called the humerus, spelled h-u-m-e-r-u-s, it produces a strange buzzing sensation. It doesn’t tickle and it’s not funny. If you smash it hard enough it will hurt. It’s called the funny bone because of its proximity, or nearness to the humerus bone which is a homonym of humorous, h-u-m-o-r-o-u-s, meaning funny. And that’s why you can spoonerize BIT MY HONEY PHONE to HIT MY FUNNY BONE. And THAT’s futzo wunny, I mean what’s so funny.
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    SPOONERISM: YOU HAVE HISSED ALL MY MYSTERY LECTURES What’s so funny about this? I’m going to try a new format with spoonerisms. I’ll...
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    The chef she wanted to please So the meat she started to squeeze With a fork part She made the pork fart The smell was something like...
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    We rescued some dogs from the pound; The mangiest creatures we found. We fed those NIXED MUTTS Ten bags of MIXED NUTS. They went...
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    AFTER THE LITTLE KIDS DRANK THE ENTIRE CONTENTS OF THE TEA POTS THEY BECAME PEE TOTS What’s so funny about this? You can decide for...
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    PAT FOUND ROT IN THE FAT ROUND POT What’s so funny about this? The best part of this joke is that it is a triple spoonerism. It would...
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    SANE CHAW / CHAIN SAW What’s so funny about this? I realize I’m breaking my own rule against two of the same kind of jokes in a row,...
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    • Whatsofunny This joke came from @SillySpoons on Twitter
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    This spoonerism came from my Aikido sempai Kjartan Clausen
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    What’s so funny about this? This joke has no pun, no spoonerism, no clever wordplay. What it does have is some good advice, not the kind...
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    Everyone in the Basque village gathered at the local restaurant with the revolving door for the annual Egg Festival. The waitress entered...