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Holed up together in fire, and possibly environmental, hazard of an apartment on the Upper East Side, Megan and Wendi make trash can jewelry and dine on dried goods in celebration of a little known white trash holiday. And yeah, this episode is 36 hours late but come on, give &#39;em a break, it&#39;s the unholy Christmas After Day!!
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In an effort to be slightly less unhinged, the girls slow things down in attempt to create the world’s first ever Pause-cast. Megan chips away at various survival tactics while snowed into her house and out of her car, and Wendi reveals the ooey, gooey details of her French fitness secrets!! Now, lie back, close your eyes (unless you’re driving, or at work or basically any place that’s not your...
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This girls are off the rails this week, releasing bodily fluids and the blueprint for their tongue-themed, British-fusion restaurant ‘Body ‘eat’. PLUS, Wendi touts the benefits of childhood drug use and Megan recounts the harrowing tale of surviving a brewery train crash!!
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This week the girls dish out budget friendly cooking and guide for safely bathing with a loved one. THEN, Megan celebrates her depression induced weight loss and Wendi lists the top 3 worst things about rape. PLUS the duo toys with the idea of a very hooker Christmas.
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Dirty Durstie Cronuts
It’s an extra loopy rollercoaster of an episode this week when Megan and Wendi record while under the influence of sleeplessness and breakfast beer. After trading tales of public shame eating, the girls funnel their genius into a Durst brothers themed kitchen AND sex toy PLUS they punch through a few pages of a dumbf*ck sh*tc*nt self-help book. 
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S1 Ep133: Everything Hurts and I Love It
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It’s a surprise group therapy session when Megan and Wendi are joined by extra special guest Josh Hayden (@jd_heathen). The trio dissects everything from crippling anxiety and depression to age-appropriate horse fucking PLUS &#39;Welcome Back Kotter&#39; parody porn!!  Get ready to let yourself soak in a warm, gooey bath of good old fashioned friendship.
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This week, the girls do their medium’ist to record while their faces are packed with and leaking trash. Megan is back in Orange County where she slowly morphs into a surfboard and Wendi exploits her own trauma for literally tens of dollars in NYC. Get the inside scoop on why we shouldn’t immediately hate our friends’ significant others, how to be a woke rapist PLUS, find out which celebrity was...
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S1 Ep131: Vickie Titz
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High on cold meds and dick, Megan and Wendi get amped for their latest money making scheme: A 90&#39;s wannabe hardcore coverband fronted by a multi-colored mullet man. PLUS, the girls uncover (and evade) the CIA&#39;s latest plan to recruit astronaut hooker spies!!
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It’s a real tear and dick jerker of an episode this week when Megan opens up about the some real shitty shit and Wendi unknowingly invites her friends to proud’ish boys comedy show. On the bright side, the girls return to their selfish help roots and charge full speed ahead to the top of the Automotive charts!!
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Fresh off the treadmill and Morning News, Wendi and Megan come in HOT touting the benefits of Gatorade, the health risks of cardio AND they give you the rundown of their new plan the create the first ever Fitness Adventure Vacation company!! PLUS, a list of reasons why you should never, under any circumstances, apologize for anything.
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Spooky season is in full swing this week when Wendi narrowly escapes a real-life psychopath and Megan tries to flush a creepy crawler from her cranium!!
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This week, the girls get fired up and freaked out after figuring out that Megan&#39;s therapist is trying to fuck her boyfriend and that Wendi&#39;s fitbit may have gone sentient. Plus, titbits on how to turn your dreams into riveting realities!!
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Proving that women can be smart AND have hippie tits, Megan and Wendi conquer their cunty computers then attempt to salvage what is left of our society by taking over the DMV and vehemently discouraging gun violence. PLUS, cat fishing incels, roommate mediation and custom sex dolls snuggies.
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In an exceptionally unhinged episode, Megan considers living in the Zoo and Wendi commits her life to watching her cat on closed caption TV.
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After evading the iTunes Decency Department, Megan and Wendi are back to sniffing baby bellies, flashing helpless cats PLUS the girls take a strong political stance against the monsters that run the world. Can these idiots really help fill in the wealth gap? Or will they be arrested for their attempts to share the opulence and privilege of the 1% with the pizza-loving people?!?
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After discovering her vibrator exposed on the bedroom floor, Megan questions whether it was left out a sign of aggression OR if her pocket rocket has been causing mischief on its own. PLUS, the girls get clinical about genital quadrant care AND uncover the unsettling reason Wendi can not stop obsessing over watercolor paintings.
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S1 Ep122: Pudge Fackers
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Joined by their special animal friends, Megan and Wendi burp up their secrets to achieve eternal heartburn and plan their triumphant return to inner depths of Uranus. 
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S1 Ep121: Pastatutes: The Movie
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In their final hours together, Megan and Wendi huddle around one mic and reminisce about the past week in St. Louis, then spew out a brilliant carb-based motion picture franchise. PLUS, sexy ways to avoid animal attacks, benefits of meth fudge and a celebration of all the hidden treasures in Uranus!!
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S1 Ep120: Dry Riplet
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Megan and Wendi are finally together, yelling into one microphone at an Airbnb in St. Louis and too distracted by tuna burritos &amp; scratch-offs to write a clever episode description. 
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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1565757640" data-format="short_date">Aug 14, 2019</span></span>
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S1 Ep119: White Claw &amp; Nose Beer
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Summer heats up when Megan survives a daytime drug binge and Wendi sprays down strangers with a dog park hose. PLUS, fashion tips to make you look rich, cellulite free snack ideas and a foolproof plan for the perfect party kitchen!
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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1565154000" data-format="short_date">Aug 07, 2019</span></span>
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What starts as a silly joke rapidly becomes the frightening reality of this episode when one of their lives is in very real danger. Did Megan and Wendi manifest the first ever Blair Witch Podcast!?!
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S1 Ep117: Miss Percy Pestergrast
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Jump on the Percy Fart Train as co-conductors Megan and Wendi have full blown mental breakdowns due to lack of sleep and sweltering heat. They babble on about foul mouthed toddlers, prostitute cops and try to figure out the legal definition of &#39;hippie tits&#39;.
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S1 Ep116: Bitch &amp; Piglet
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Your moms are finally back together! Armed with sports bras and microphones, Megan and Wendi venture into the blackhole of Limp Bizkit’s origins, then surrender to Noom’s social media marketing campaigns. PLUS, they tout the benefits of indoor smoking and living your best life out of pure spite!
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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1563332400" data-format="short_date">Jul 17, 2019</span></span>
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S1 Ep115: Fleetwood Scat
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This week, Wendi talks Pride pool parties, peak drinking experiences and 70’s cover band tunes with her son and super special co-host, Tyler Mead!!
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S1 Ep114: Cocaine and Cactus
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It’s another throwback episode! Travel back in time and listen in as Megan and Wendi get hopped up on Miami culture, take a dip in the community toilet and have their very first-and completely unintentional-guest!
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S1 Ep113: In The Smell
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Consummate professionals, the girls record while Megan comes out of her sleepy time Robotrip and Wendi gets high on Sudafed and kitty liter. They go deep into the dumb and hatch a brilliant lottery scheme, write a throwback 90&#39;s art house film and deliver a cool (and possibly illegal) new way to get your vitamins.
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S1 Ep112: Swingin&#39; Grief Dick
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Your moms are back together for a real tear and dick jerker. Megan dabbles in dildos to deal with a family tragedy while Wendi offers support by pretending to know about sports.
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S1 Ep111: Worst of the First
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Due to unforeseen circumstances, Megan and Wendi were unable to record a fresh ep this week, but fear not! These two psychos have audio of their phone calls from over 3 years ago, so they are going against the grain and releasing a &quot;Worst of&quot; from one of the first times they attempted to record a conversation. 
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S1 Ep110: Angry and Wet
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High and tight off the miraculous the release of last week’s episode, Megan and Wendi are up bright and early talking sex tapes, kid skin lamps and DIY boil lancing. 
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S1 Ep109: Pack Your Trash
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Thanks to technicalogical and gynecological issues, Megan and Wendi are excited to release their very first Mashup Episode. It’s an auditory Frankenstein where even the intro song plays at the wrong time! The girls talk booze and beans, hatch a brilliant new marketing scheme PLUS uncover yet another monstrous trait they share.
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S1 Ep108: Zero Percent Cum
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In classic summertime fashion, the girls are joggin&#39; in jeans, cuttin&#39; out carbs and droppin’ those G’s as Megan prepares to fill in for a missing Groomsman and Wendi attempts to shrink her imaginary tumor. PLUS abortion banter, cartoon porn and the lighthearted tale of a near death experience.

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Preciation

The girls really ‘ppreciate their femininity this week when they talk skincare, summer wear, giant tits and Limp Bizkit. PLUS, Megan gets a surprise drop in from her Father in law while Wendi shares her latest whorror story.

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It finally happened: their new producer (them) lost the some audio from a morning recording session, so the girls reconvene to record a second episode after equally exhausting days of baking and banging. Fueled by Whiskey and Red Bull (sugar free, duh), Megan and Wendi compare inner thigh hairstyles, uncover the REAL reason Jesus died on the cross THEN, all heaven breaks loose when a secret bet...
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Your moms are back together! Megan absolutely crushes her first Farmer&#39;s Market and Wendi succumbs to societal pressure by altering the appearance of her undercarriage.
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Due to scheduling conflicts, Megan and Wendi were unable to record together in time to release a full episode today so they called on their son (and former guest) Tyler Mead and Sebastian to fill in as guest co-hosts! It&#39;s guerilla podcasting at it&#39;s finest when Tyler and Wendi record on a phone immediately after a blood-boiling public altercation and hatch a plan to teach the youth about the d...
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In the first ever self-produced episode (we can’t believe it either), Megan and Wendi take a hard Pro-caine stance, discuss the cons and cons of traveling with a partner, then spit some sexy slang to spice up your next makeup session. PLUS, the girls get sincerely sentimental (barf) about how this very podcast has helped them achieve their goals.
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Megan and Wendi dig into the touchy subject of massage parlor etiquette, spiral out over the latest carb-less pasta trend PLUS a serious discussion about how to endure an overly chatty threesome.

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Settling into her new city, Megan attends a local church-sanctioned fish fry and Wendi struggles with her irresponsible breakfast choices. PLUS, they uncover the origin of a McDonald’s staple and put a funky, chunky new twist on a classic charity jingle.

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Persevering through illness brought on by short-term homelessness, Megan shows off her latest Spuds MacKenzie paraphernalia and Wendi overloads on candy to maintain her new acro-yoga physique. PLUS, they design a foolproof plan to feed the masses and save humankind here on earth and beyond!

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Delirious from her 3 week road trip, Megan is fired up to start scheduling sex and meat pie manufacturing. Meanwhile, Wendi gets called out for hatching a prank that (hopefully) ends in the timely deaths of her and her future husband.

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More than halfway through her homeward bound journey to St. Louis, Megan recounts her story of surviving snowshoes, chili salad and a chick named Gina. After venting about Instagram’s body shaming techniques, Wendi speculates whether or not it’s legal to engage in sexual intercourse with an intellectually challenged firefighter.

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Buckle up for this week’s true crime road trip! Megan is traveling through meth country on the hunt for Bigfoot and Wendi uncovers a terrifying secret about a former fuckbud. Will they survive their irresponsible life choices or be killed and force Preston to release the first ever silent podcast?

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Officially homeless, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) survives off a steady diet of dried goods and Wendi (@wendibird82) hatches a scheme to masquerade as her own manager. PLUS, they squirt out another epic love story and implore you to send them drawings of dicks!

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The girls are back and busting at the seams with anxiety and egg whites as they each move frighteningly away from creature comforts and closer to their goals. Wendi gums tuna juice while Megan begs people to stop giving her gifts.
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Take a break from the Ted Bundy documentaries (and fantasies, you sickos) to hear the soothing sounds of Megan’s new fancy, crotch-enhancing snow pants and bear witness as one of Wendi’s longest held beliefs is shattered before her very eyes, ears and nose. PLUS, did the government send a dead ghost alien to spy on the leaders of the PFG or is their new producer already trying to sabotage the e...
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In this super extra special episode of Jammerz, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) get sincere about going rogue and implore you send them your most beloved relatives. Cozy up in the adobe cunt hut with your favorite childless moms and join them in burning it all to the ground before queefing their way into the future.
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Things heat up in the Jammerz compound when Wendi (@wendibird82) reveals her true self by dressing like a vampire killing whore, Stephen (@thepenta) participates in planning his own lakeside demise, and Megan (@handsomepartybutt) shocks the gang when she rolls out a HUGE announcement!! PLUS, flaming hot tips for efficiently loading a moving truck, Jeff Foxworthy gameshow trivia AND innovative w...
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The Jammerz prove that time is an illusion in the SECOND New Year’s jamsesh of 2019! Megan (@handsomepartybutt) recovers from the stomach flu and staying in a haunted hotel room, Stephen (@thepenta) spills the details of his backwoods holiday, and Wendi (@wendibird82) unfolds the romantic tale of being assaulted by her one true love. PLUS, tips on shame eating, camping with kids, and creating t...
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