#236: The Government Is More Important
1- Comics on Comics 2- Tiffany can bomb. 3- Louis can try jokes. 4- Burr is not racist. 5- Trump is racist. 6- Let's open the government, then judge jokes. 7- New laws?
24m Jan 04, 2019
24m
#235: Mary And Joseph Were Refugees
1 - Buy the Wall, Buy the Wall 2 - Tucker advertisers not dirty 3 - Hate is a real consequence 4 - Mar A Lago is a mar a dump 5 - Banking While Black 6 - $7 is charity, right? 7 - Toys for kids is real charity 8 - What they think of us 9 - RIP and thank you, Ms. Marshall
25m Dec 22, 2018
25m
#234: The Good News Is...
1- Didn’t make Top 10 2- Carnegie Hell No 3- Wanted: Ambassador to UN. No experience necessary. 4- Wanted: White House Chief of Staff. No experience necessary. 5- Biblical lies to political lies, we’re moving forward. 6- Walgreens bad, CVS good 7- The charge is MURDER. 8- Influencers influenced by lack of intelligence 9- Don’t know the hustle 10- Unless you can warm up, Chicago, I quit. 11- Leb...
33m Dec 11, 2018
33m
#233: No Good News
1– No news is good news. There’s just no good news.2– Good guy with gun is black guy with gun is dead3– Racism still works in Mississippi.4– The art of the deal closed the plant.5– Tears over tear gas6– Sinclair propaganda7– Terrorist or mentally ill? I dunno, what color is he?8– Fed Ex: We also deliver ass-whoopins.
21m Nov 29, 2018
21m
#232: Thanks, True Believers
1- Not even fire can make him human.2- My own private fireman.3- Well I tried to vote...4- Shoot first, ask questions never.5- What, no coffee? Shoot.6- What was she wearing?7- She wore a hoodie.8- Thank you, Stan Lee.
28m Nov 18, 2018
28m
#231: I Couldn't Bear To Watch
1- The Blue Wave2- I love the women 3- Governors, Gays, and Goodbye, Evil4- White men are still angry5- Thank you, Ms. Biles.
23m Nov 07, 2018
23m
#230: Bombed, Beaten, and Bullied
1- Shout out to the funny2- The right to life isn't yours.3- You might not vote in Georgia if...4- Bombed5- Her true color is black-face.6- We've reached a new low.7- Buy yourself a town
43m Oct 27, 2018
43m
#229: They Deserve Each Other
1- Op-Ed is an old school tweet2- Tell Melania that Kanye wrote "Gold Digger"3– Babysitting while black4– Guilty. It's about time. Guilty.5– "Help, Siri, It’s a cop."6– Hurricane Michael was not caused by gays7– Extreme your selfie8– Two contractors walked into a bar
24m Oct 12, 2018
24m
#228: Did Something Happen Last Week?
1– Rich, white, male, privilege2- Kanye: crazy, black, male privilege3– Different kind of crazy4– Baseball. Thank God, there’s baseball.
28m Oct 03, 2018
28m
#227: Namaste
1– It may be bad but he’ll make it worse.2- Damn that Helen Keller.3- My racism isn’t racist.4- Skinhead resume.5- Thank you, Dr. Phil.6- Yoga is out to get you.7- Unreal speed, Kenya, I salute you.
40m Sep 21, 2018
40m
#226: Today In Sports...
1- Do you know a law?2- Your home is my home, so I’ll shoot you.3- Serena is right. Game, set, and match.4- Sacrifice everything. Yes, he did.5- My Nikes will be wearing Nikes.
31m Sep 11, 2018
31m
#225: My Wife Did It
1- “Don’t monkey this up.” You just did.2- Not qualified at all. Welcome to the administration!3- The accountant is ready to talk.4- Leave my wife out of it, even though I said she did it.5- Mass shooting again...6- Cop found… guilty?7- Hey, officers, there’s money in killin' them negroes.8- Mollie Tibbetts and Nia Wilson both matter.9- Aretha Franklin, Neil Simon, and John McCain. We miss you ...
35m Aug 30, 2018
35m
#224: And The Word Of The Week Is... Crazy
1- Thanks, Florida.2- Unhinged... I got tapes. 3- Truth is Not Truth. Thats true.4- Master race? You can’t get into Master Bedroom5- Stephen Miller is a verified hypocrite6- Those priests are still at it. Now where are the good Catholics?7- Don’t see Billionaires Club. Go see BlackkKlansman 8- Tiger is back 9- Midseason form: Go Raiders
29m Aug 20, 2018
29m
#223: I Watched A Murder
1 – Armando Frank was killed on YouTube. No indictment necessary.2 – LeBron opened a school. People got mad. What The Fuck?!3 – Don’t count your chickens, or Ostrich as the case may be.4 – Wilbur Ross is pulling a Madoff5 – Trump tweets beyond… oh screw it, he’s at it again.6 – I lost my invisible plane again. Damn Where did I park it?7 – Q Anon is coming or maybe… it's here.8 – Nia Wilson. Say...
39m Aug 08, 2018
39m
#222: I'm Going To Canada
1- He would, or he wouldn’t, would he, wouldn’t he?2- Treason? Nah, just Obama.3- Jesus was ‘Merican.4- I met James Comey. He’s tall.5- Standing ground… again.6- Sorry To Bother You
20m Jul 23, 2018
20m
#221: Self Made
1- Mr. Putin, your pet is at it again.2- Oh great, now hate crimes come in all colors.3- Here comes da judge.4- A prosecutor who should be prosecuted5- Rich famous, and now self-made.6- Really self-made mayor of S.F..7- There are 64 million reasons to teach your kid soccer.
26m Jul 12, 2018
26m
#220: Not So Supreme Court
This decision makes sense. Just ask God. Benefits! Get your free benefits here! You will be sentenced to 30 years. Horrible women Permit Patty, Mike Huckabee, and other non-racist racists. Life in the poor lane Tweet of the Week
27m Jun 27, 2018
27m
#219: I Was Wrong, We All Are
I was wrong. Don’t arrest me. Horrible people, I’m noticing a pattern. Locking up kids. Control costs more than money. Take some R&R and get laid black
23m Jun 20, 2018
23m
#218: Winners, Losers, and Champions
1- Hello, Officer, there's an NFL playing burglar outside.2- If Canada is angry, it's you, not Canada.3- Will they or won't they? Only Singapore knows.4 - Piece of cake as long as it's not gay cake.5- Welcome, champions. Well not you, or you, or those guys.6- Tweet of the week
28m Jun 11, 2018
28m
#217: The News Is New... Or Not.
1- America First, whether we like it or not.2- New police tactics seem to match old police tactics.3- M.A.G.A. with no jobs or hospitals or housing or…4- NFL: No Fans League5- I’ll be damned, Rachel, someone did buy the book.6- Go! Knights! Go!7- Stacy Abrams for Governor
36m May 27, 2018
36m
#216: Put Down The Phone
1- Stop calling cops.2- I’ll be at the cookout.3- Doing everything at the police station.4- Gas is going up. Where’s that coal powered car?5- Iran, Jerusalem, confusion, war.6 - I’ll bet on that.7 - Georgia on my mind.8 - The Miserable States of America
32m May 17, 2018
32m
#215: I Moved, Society Hasn't
1- Bad comes in 3s2- Moving: now where’d you put that?3- James Shaw is a HERO.4- 80,000 good guys with guns can't match one black hero.5- Speaking of heroes... Michelle Wolf is mine.6- Goodbye, Bill.7- We told you he’s an idiot.8- I’m just hanging around Starbucks.
35m May 01, 2018
35m
#214: Resurrected Again
1- Moving blues2- The What House?3- The new normal4- Wah wah. I want my hate treated fairly.5- Fox News would not like M.L.K.6- M.L.K. would not like 20187- Baseball snow days
15m Apr 05, 2018
15m
#213: Well If You Balance The Budget...
1- March For Our Lives2- Why is Rick talking?!3- You look like my daughter.4- Thou Shalt Not-- Ahhh, go ahead.5- Yes, we forgave Bill. He rebalanced the budget.6- Trump Friends7- Naomi Wadler's life matters.8- Play Ball!
21m Mar 29, 2018
21m
#212: It's A Conspiracy
1- So while I was porn-- I mean, Storm surfing...2- Too big to fail? Let's get smaller.3- Make my wall a fence.4- There's got to be a lazy one around here somewhere.5- We will return after March Madness. Hey, who broke my bracket?
15m Mar 18, 2018
15m
#211: And The Winner Is... 'Merika
1 – The Oscars.2 – We’re shooting. Not a movie, a school.3 – In God we trust. We also trust the AR-15.4 – Life is sacred. Well, for the baby Mom, not so much.5 – Coal + Steel = jobs in 19516 – Fake Science, Fake experiment, Fake whatever you got.7 – Trade you a Mexican for Somali.8 – My chair cost more than your chair.9 – Marry me baby, no really marry me, while you’re still a baby.
30m Mar 06, 2018
30m
#210: The Sporting Issue
1- Yeah, there’s money in it. Grow Up.2- I’m paid to talk about not paying college athletes.3- The pros get it.4 - I love Olympians.5 - I gotta learn to Curl.6 - Kudos, Ms. Vonn.7- Hey, Fox News, it's called freedom of speech, shut up and dribble that!8- Dwyane Wade just dropped the mic on that issue.9 - Lauren Gibbs takes the high road and does the Olympic ideal proud.10- James Wallace Jr., ca...
33m Feb 28, 2018
33m
#209: Dry Land: Did I Have To Come Back?
1- Unplugged and I like it.2- Little said, Nothing done.3- School shooting again.4- "Backpacks! Got those bulletproof backpacks here!"5- I’m not sure who’s insane: him or US.6- I’m going to Wakanda.7- Black Panther All Star Game.
31m Feb 22, 2018
31m
#208: You See I'm At Sea
1- Dial Up News.2- State of the Union. 3- Obama, would you stop it?4- Today, I’m a Philly fan. 5 - Dry land is in my future.
18m Feb 07, 2018
18m
#207: Shutdown? SHUT UP
1- Shut 'em down.2- My grandfather had the answer.3- Making America great again costs money.4- We fold.5- I’m 6’3, 239 lbs. Real news of fake weight.6- Will someone tell tubby the women were marching against him.7- What’s wrong with the racist misogynistic party I supported? 8. Wanna borrow some cash?
38m Jan 23, 2018
38m
#206: It's Like, Really Smart
1- Smart people are too smart to say it.2- You didn’t believe that wall story, did you?3- You wanted the con.4- Nice, sweet racists.5- "We was just bein' ‘Merikkkan."6- A tough job to do well.7- Ain't easy being white.
24m Jan 12, 2018
24m
#205: Happy New Year
1- Yes, California is high. LEGALLY.2- Buttons3- I resolve to get rich4- It's a new year, I’m shipping milk and pumping gas.5- Jesus Coins6- Hey, Brother, can I build you a statue?
22m Jan 04, 2018
22m
#204: Year End Savings
1- Taxing: the long con.2- Listen to Pop.3- Bye, Felicia.4- 7 dirty, I mean, intelligent words.5- Spicer and the Mooch6- Alternative facts from Fake News7- Yep, that’s a hurricane.8- Guns! Guns! Guns!9- Summer of Supremacy10- Are you sure about that whole Civil War thing?11- They all agree to attack the intern12- #metoo13- Don’t judge me.14- Aaron (the Good Judge) and Jay-Z and Black princesses...
37m Dec 28, 2017
37m
#203: Wrong Again Thank God
1- I’m wrong. Thank you, Alabama.2- They cry voter fraud because none of their disenfranchisement worked.3- Trump unfit to clean toilets. We knew it, but it's still nice to hear.4- Fear is down and so are gun prices.5- Viral video = cash. Hmmm...6- Happy Holidays, Ivanka.
18m Dec 13, 2017
18m
#202: They Surrender, I Surrender
1- Goodbye, Al Franken.2- Goodbye, Trent. Who? Who the hell is trent?! No one cares.3- The morality of politics or politics of morality.4- A black life mattered.5- I apologize, Ms Vonn.6- For rent: Your Neighborhood.
29m Dec 08, 2017
29m
#201: That Didn’t Last Long
1- Thanks for nothing, Tiger.2- No pie for you.3- Couldn’t make it through one speech... Pocahontas? Really?!4- Date 14 year olds or arrest guys trying to date 14 year olds? WWJD?5- Keep my net neutral!6- Warriors did it to me again. Kudos, K.D.. Now please call Tiger.
25m Nov 29, 2017
25m
#200: Still Talkin'
I’m back from vacation. Citizen of the Year. Lookin' for the good. Trickle down again. International House of Twitter Feuds. Vigorous Denial. It's ok. Joseph was 107 when he met Mary. This week in sexual harassment. Is it worth it? Ahhh, just blame Hillary. Clippers losing, Trickle Down Economics: Welcome to the bad 80’s.
30m Nov 22, 2017
30m
#199: We're Shooting Again
1- Mass Murder in Church.2- Thoughts, prayers, and other Top 10 hits.3- Hey, FB, track dis!4- "Donna Brazile, thank you." Signed, the Republicans.5- Terrorize NY? The city keeps running.6- There is peace in the force and on Twitter.7- Public schools to private prisons.8- Yeah, Ben, you don’t know s**t.9- Happy Holidaze.
34m Nov 06, 2017
34m
#198: On & On It’s The Same Song
Happy Indictment Day! Gone to Canada, home to same ole things. Weekly White Supremacist Bump Stop ain't stopped Football, politics: same nothing Sexual harassment goes male. Mr. Trudeau, Let Me In. Thank God for Baseball. Lewis Hamilton: Champion
17m Nov 02, 2017
17m
#197: I'm Anti You
1- Another shooting but we’re not anti-gun.2- Thoughts and prayers for sale.3- Hey, kids, go to CEO school.4- Pence is Anti-NFL. NFL is Anti-Pence.5- Mississippi is Anti-you.6- Ok, maybe it is biblical but the bible wasn’t anti-everything.7- They’re even Anti Anti-Nazi.8- R.I.P., Ralphie.
32m Oct 11, 2017
32m
#196: The Ole Misdirection Play
1– Misdirection worked.2- Respect the flag (available on t-shirts, boxers, or briefs)!3- Dan Gilbert offended by those more racist than he.4- President's Cup dedicated to Puerto Rico but not filled with drinking water.5– Michael Che killed it, bitches.6- 8 years? Not one N bomb?7– The Juice is Loose.
21m Oct 02, 2017
21m
Whos Paying Attention Ep 195
Whos Paying Attention Ep 195 by Alonzo Bodden
17m Sep 27, 2017
17m
#194: It's Not That Difficult. Just Don’t Be An A**hole.
1- 9/11: We remember and thank you to the heroes.2- Hurricanes bring out the worst, the best, and the worst again.3- 8 year old hanged. That's attempted murder.4- BLM leadership, Lets pick the worst person again.5- It IS rocket science.6- Respect the working dog.7- One good asshole.
25m Sep 13, 2017
25m
Whos Paying Attn ep 193
Do The Opposite 1- Have a wonderful flood 2- That’s what the Government does 3- Lock the church there’s a flood out there 4- The Big Lie is just that 5- Don’t take away my Dream 6- My sword is bigger than yours
29m Sep 05, 2017
29m
Nothing to See here ep 192
Nothing to See here ep 192 by Alonzo Bodden
24m Aug 28, 2017
24m
#191: Charlottesville New But Not New
1- Uncivil war.2- Trump: the alt-President.3- They need us. We don’t need them.4- Stupid in all colors.
19m Aug 17, 2017
19m
#190: While I Was Out
1- Oh Canada.2- What I did this summer.3- Healthcare: here, gone, and back again.4- W.W.E. Trump wants war.5- Opiod… Crisis?6- Some good news.7- Then there’s Florida...
28m Aug 09, 2017
28m
#189: Live From Montreal
1- Canadian news.2- Were you at the meeting?3- Secret plans.4- Just For Laughs.
16m Jul 18, 2017
16m
#188: Tweeting Is For The Birds
1- Twitter fight as news is fake news.2- Unexpected high road.3- Independence Is Un’merrikkkan.4- Left vs Right, right?5- We OD’d on Party Before solution.6- Thou Shalt Not Steal, not even for a hobby.
25m Jul 06, 2017
25m
#187: I'm Sick Of Healthcare
1- CNN No.2- Insult. Lie. Repeat.3- Justice for "lady parts."4- Healthcare reform is sick.5- Just get a better job.6- I don't understand.7- We’re #1.8- Deadly Stupid.9- Goodbye and Good Luck, CP3.
22m Jun 30, 2017
22m