#281: Black, White, and Periwinkle
After our live show at the Improv, our brains our dead, but the show must go on! Here are the timecodes for what we talk about on today's Watch What Crappens: 00:06:49 - Crappens Mailbag! 00:24:51 - Southern Charm Season Premiere! THOMAAAAAS!!! 01:18:54 - Real Housewives of Potomac Season Finale! Come to Jesus lunch! 02:03:06 - Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion! Subscribe at https://itunes.a...
2hr 22m Apr 06, 2016
2hr 22m
Erika Jayne Song Leak: I Don’t Give a F**k!
We here at Crappens know people, ok? We got a very special exclusive leak of Erika Jayne’s new single. IT’S GONNA WIN THE INTERNET. Enjoy!
1m Apr 05, 2016
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BONUS! Crappens Live at the Improv
We had an amazing time doing our live show at the Hollywood Improv last night. So cool to meet so many of you. We even had lighting. We’re still amazed. Thanks for everything you guys do for this show and us personally. Please enjoy this live bonus!! WE LOVE YOU! ------------------- Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat p...
53m Apr 05, 2016
53m
#280: It Ain't No Lie — Baby, Dubai Bye Bye
We're doing this tonight. We're probably gonna start a fight. I know this can't be right. Hey BABY come on! The Lisas are definitely out of sync on the latest episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and we're here to break down their breakdown in Dubai. We cover everything from Eileen's instigation, Rinna's uncorked rage, Vanderpump's quick juke, Erica's iciness, Kyle's loyalty, and Kathr...
2hr 31m Mar 31, 2016
2hr 31m
#279: New Chapsticks and The One Eyed African
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrated their second reunion episode by pulling Kim’s wig, but she instantly forgot about it. The Real Housewives of Potomac followed up the crazy with lots of new chapters, missing balloons, and a gay race war. Enjoy!! Timestamps: 0-25 Crappens Mailbag: Guilty Pleasure Shows, Shades of Blue, J-Lo’s hair acting23:45 RHOA Reunion Part 21:08:30 RHO...
2hr 17m Mar 29, 2016
2hr 17m
#278: People’s Couch’s Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman
Timestamps below! Brandy Howard (@TheBrandyHoward) and Julie Goldman (@MrJulieGoldman) from The People’s Couch and the Vanderpump Rules Aftershow are here to talk some smack. We recorded in Ronnie’s apartment huddled around a mic on gardening day, so there are (fittingly) leaf blowers and Bueller barks galore. We laughed our asses off drinking Skinny Girl cocktails, and hope you do, too. Times...
2hr 25m Mar 25, 2016
2hr 25m
#277: Practice Galas, Bros, and Carpool Woes
Timestamps below! The Real Housewives of Atlanta kicked off their month long reunion tour, Top Chef crowned a bro, and The Real Housewives of Potomac had a living room non gala. Also, Ronnie plays with Lea Black (RHOMiami) and Brandi and Julie from The People’s couch on a weekend Bravo tour through West Hollywood. Enjoy! Timestamps0-40:50 Chatter, Ben’s trip, Ronnie’s Big Bravo Adventure40:50-...
2hr 5m Mar 22, 2016
2hr 5m
#276: Tongue-Tied and Manipulated
"Tour Group" is on hiatus, which means we have more time for "Beverly Hills" and "Vanderpump Rules." How much time? Well, we give RHOBH nearly 90 minutes of discussion. And we don't stop there. We have supersized Crappens Mailbag and "Vanderpump Rules" too. It's so fun. Here's the breakdown: 00:00:00 - Intro, including updates on "Tour Group." 00:12:08 - Crappens Mailbag! 00:41:41 - "Real Hous...
2hr 57m Mar 17, 2016
2hr 57m
#275: Fed Up Strays
Timestamps below! The Real Housewives of Atlanta finished the season with a green Kenya and a Fed raid. Over on RHOP, the arguments over manners continue. Spoiler alert: no one has them. Top Chef named the top two finalists, and we also got to look at David Copperfield’s oddness. PLUS: Camille Grammar tweets and Ben gets trolled. Timestamps0-36:45 Chatter and Crappens Mailbag: Real Househusban...
2hr 13m Mar 16, 2016
2hr 13m
#274: Turtle Racing and Early Bird Toasts
Timestamps below! Southern Charm is coming back and it’s time to learn their names again. Afterwards, we head over to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to help poor people while nonsensically fighting over nothing before joining Tour Group for a reminder of how stupid Americans can be. Fortunately, Vanderpump Rules topped it with a turtle race. Not kidding. Timestamps0-18:15 Chatter and Sou...
2hr 39m Mar 10, 2016
2hr 39m
#273: Beaching and Moaning
Grab your thongs and tongs because we're headed to the glamorous beaches of Delaware! Come join us as we chat about the "Real Housewives of Potomac" cast trip to fancy Bethany Beach where the only thing hotter than the sand are the tempers — at least when it comes to twin beds. Before that, we go off on the latest prison updates on "Real Housewives of Atlanta" and also check in on "Top Chef" wh...
2hr 20m Mar 09, 2016
2hr 20m
#272: Spider Webs, Burger Shame, and Sugaring
It wouldn't be "Watch What Crappens" if we weren't talking about buttholes, and that's what this episode is all about. From "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" to "Newlyweds: The First Year," we talk about all the kissing, kicking, and sugaring of everyone's butts. 00:00:00 - Intro, including an update on the Crappens Glossary 00:11:26 - Crappens Mailbag 00:36:00 - Real Housewives of Beverly Hi...
2hr 37m Mar 04, 2016
2hr 37m
#271: Brandon, Craig, and The Three Am-Egos
***This was re-uploaded at 11 PM PST on Tuesday to correct sound issues during the RHONY segment. Sorry! Timestamps below! We’re joined by the adorable Craig Ramsay (@CraigRamsayFit) and Brandon Liberati (@brandonliberati) of Newlyweds: the First Year and @FitAndPhab (http://bit.ly/FitPhabYouTube) for an hour of laughs and relationship talk. Don’t worry, we also fit in talk of the RHONY Preview...
2hr 21m Mar 02, 2016
2hr 21m
#270: You’ve Got Fail
2hr 44m Feb 26, 2016
2hr 44m
#269: Reading, Yachting, and MC Jerk Broccoli
On this episode Ben and Ronnie check in on Kim Fields' reading skills, Karen's passive aggressive yacht party, and the latest rhymes from Top Chef's rappers-cum-historians. Here's the breakdown: 00:00:00 - Intro. Helllllo! 00:07:35 - Crappens Mailbag! 00:25:30 - NEW SEGMENT: Clear The Flem 00:31:16 - Real Housewives of ATL 01:10:14 - Top Chef 01:2614 - Potomac Support us at patreon.com/watchw...
2hr Feb 24, 2016
2hr
#268: Munchausen Hunters International
This episode of "Watch What Crappens" is so hot, we had to evacuate the building. Literally. There was a fire. That's what'll happen when there's nearly three hours of Munchausen controversy, addiction, boobs, Stassi, control freak husbands, and Ramona Singer voice. Here's the breakdown: 00:00:00 - Intro & gossip about Yolanda Hadid's new old name. 00:13:30 - Crappens Mailbag!00:32:51 - Real H...
2hr 45m Feb 19, 2016
2hr 45m
#267: Iyanla, Fix My Wife
Timestamps below! Peter takes us on a tour of his homeland on Real Housewives of Atlanta while Kenya paddles off in a boat for no reason. Top Chef got cleared the douche on the second part of Restaurant Wars, and The Real Housewives of Potomac talked about etiquette while attending a cash bar. The SHAME. PLUS!: Ramona Singer takes on RHOCheshire and Obama learns what it’s like to be a Beador. E...
2hr 4m Feb 17, 2016
2hr 4m
#266: Liars and Moob Faces Plus RHODallas Preview!
Timestamps below! Erika Jayne lies her butt off and sends Lisa Rinna into a OWN IT conniption this week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Newlyweds has some serious issues like cancer and adoption and abandonment. And missing bathroom sinks. PLUS! We read Yolanda Foster and Rinna’s twitter war, watch the Real Housewives of Dallas preview and imagine a podcast starring Meghan King Edmonds...
2hr 3m Feb 11, 2016
2hr 3m
"You're a Stupid Thing To Say (Love Song To Lala)" by DJ JK
HOT NEW SINGLE! All lyrics based on text messages or insults by James from Vanderpump Rules.
1m Feb 10, 2016
1m
#265: Tossed Salads and Restaurant Wars
No "Atlanta" or "Potomac" this week; so instead, we're spending extra time with "Vanderpump Rules.' We weigh in on tossed salads, blog launches, and a fresh new song from DJ James Kennedy. You'll have to tune in to hear his new track. Then it's on to "Top Chef" for Restaurant Wars!!! Yay! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:08:09 - Crappens Mailbag 00:29:24 - Vanderpump Rules 01:30:40 - Top Chef Support us a...
1hr 58m Feb 10, 2016
1hr 58m
#264: Lisa Vanderpump Is Mad and Wants You To Know
Lisa Vanderpump is on a rampage this week, scolding Kyle Richards, Jax, and Stassi. Plus, she saves some iciness for Faye Resnick. We cover it all, plus Newlyweds: The First Year. Here are the time codes for your listening pleasure: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:10:39 - Crappens Mailbag 00:29:45 - Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 01:30:01 - Newlyweds: The First Year 01:59:32 - Vanderpump Rules Thanks f...
2hr 40m Feb 04, 2016
2hr 40m
#263: BBFN *Best Betch For Now
NeNe is back and she’s making Sheree squeal. Literally. The ladies of Potomac watch children try on bikinis and hug for no reason, and Padma gets drunk on Top Chef and throws micro greens at people. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0-9:14 Chatter, hot Ben, free eagles9:24-24 Crappens Mailbag: Real Babushkas of WeHo, Golden Housewives, burning questions24- 1:22:15 RHOA: The return of the Moose and finally: ...
2hr 12m Feb 03, 2016
2hr 12m
#262: Do You Feel Better Now?
Faye Resnick returns to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for the biggest non fight in history. The couples of Newlyweds are still headed towards annulment, and Jax gets caught stealing sunglasses from a non Lisa owned establishment on Vanderpump Rules. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0-25: Celebrity Apprentice, Kim Richard’s new show and Crappens Mailbag (Ramona meets the Vanderpump pets)25:45 RHOBH1:30:10...
2hr 35m Jan 29, 2016
2hr 35m
#261: You Can't Stop The Beat
This episode is all about food! We talk about kitchen mind games on "Recipe for Deception," a beat-less brunch on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," crappy fish on "Top Chef," and a petty lunch on "Real Housewives of Potomac." 00:00:00 - Intro 00:07:16 - Crappens Mailbag 00:16:19 - Recipe for Deception00:33:12 - Real Housewives of Atlanta 01:21:46 - Top Chef 01:41:39 - Real Housewives of Potomac S...
2hr 41m Jan 27, 2016
2hr 41m
#260: An Affair To Remember
Bravo-mania! Kathryn Edwards join RHOBH! Couples bicker on Newlyweds: The First Year! Dawn throws a terrible dinner party on Real Housewives of Cheshire. Won't you be a doll and listen to us gab about it? Here are the time codes: 00:10:46 - Crappens Mailbag00:36:30 - Some fun OC Gossip00:44:22 - Real Housewives of Beverly Hills01:48:01 - Newlyweds: The First Year02:15:30 - Real Housewives of C...
3hr Jan 22, 2016
3hr
#259: Rules, Fools and Southern Drools
New Real Housewives on the culdesac! The Real Housewives of Potomac are here, and they’re full of rules for you to follow. The Real Housewives of Atlanta are checking out the catering at the Million Man March, and Vanderpump Rules is topless in Hawaii, and Katie’s PISSED. Enjoy! *** 0-21:46 Opening and Crappens Mailbag2146 RHOPotomac begins. Please follow the rules. 1:17:55 Real Housewives of ...
2hr 41m Jan 20, 2016
2hr 41m
#258: Old Babies
Bethenny’s back to stir some poo on this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and this time she shames the wrong ho. The Real Housewives of Cheshire are still discussing geriatric pregnancies (and whatever the hell Ampiker is talking about), and the Newlyweds are already crumbling like stinky gorgonzola. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0-27:45 Crappens Mailbag: Jury of Housewives, RHOtheWorld and Maki...
2hr 25m Jan 15, 2016
2hr 25m
#257: Literally, Crapping on Bravo
This week: crapping on Bravo. Literally. We watch Jax poop on "Vanderpump Rules." Need we say more? Of course we do! Here's the rundown: 00:00:00 - Intro00:09:51 - Crappens Mailbag00:23:09 - Real Housewives of ATL (Kenya meets her mom!)01:04:06 - Top Chef: California (gay weddings!01:23:13 - Vanderpump Rules (Jax's birthday lunch!) Thanks for listening everyone! We love you!
2hr 19m Jan 13, 2016
2hr 19m
#256: Simply The Breasts
We go deep with "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," "Real Housewives of Cheshire," and the second episode of "Newlyweds: The First Year" 00:00:00 - Intro00:08:10 - Crappens Mailbag: playing rock, paper, scissors with Bravo characters00:18:06 - Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Yolanda loses the boobs; everyone else goes to the Hamptons01:19:21 - Real Housewives of Cheshire: the poke heard 'rou...
2hr 25m Jan 08, 2016
2hr 25m
#255: Hanky Panky Marriage Fails
It’s the first episode of 2016, and what better way to celebrate than by laughing at terrible marriages that will never last! They’re littering our Bravo at the moment, from Vanderpump Rules (upcoming failed marriage), Newlyweds (in progress failed marriages) and Real Housewives of Atlanta (dead before they began marriage brew). Enjoy! Timestamps: Opening and New Year’s Resolutions12:00 Crappen...
2hr 17m Jan 06, 2016
2hr 17m
#254: Awards Special: The 2015 Crappies
We celebrate the end of a hilarious 2015 with our annual tribute to all things Crappens. Welcome to the 2015 Crappies!! ------------------- Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com ---------------------- Ronnie on the Web: http://www.trashtalk...
2hr 22m Jan 01, 2016
2hr 22m
#253: DonJuan's Pink Panties and Ariana's Journal
It's a very special episode of "Watch What Crappens." Ronnie's drunk, Ben's caffeinated, and it's very late at night. No wonder there are tangents about "White Christmas," F. Scott Fitzgerald, and who knows what else. Definitely give this one a listen. Here's the breakdown: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:15:28 - Crappens Mailbag! 00:30:57 - Real Housewives of Atlanta 01:25:06 - Vanderpump Rules Thanks f...
2hr 18m Dec 29, 2015
2hr 18m
#252: Horses, Ducks, and Bitches
It was a veritable menagerie of animals on Bravo this week: little horses on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," scampering ducks on "Real Housewives of Cheshire," and nasty old bats everywhere else. Isn't that just the best? Come listen to what we're squawking about today: 00:00:00 - Intro / Bravo Gossip 00:10:52 - Crappens Mailbag 00:17:08 - Countess LuAnn vs. Martha Stewart 00:21:31 - Rehas...
2hr 17m Dec 24, 2015
2hr 17m
#251: Ham Moons Over Miami and the Great Chilean Sea Bass Debate
Time Codes: Opening: Steve Harvey and Miss Columbia and earbud manners on planes. Real Housewives of Atlanta: 11:35Vanderpump Rules 1:19:25 It’s Christmas week! What better time to discuss abusive nephews and ham slapping? The Real Housewives of Atlanta in Miami was a doozy this week. Fights, social commentary, and super bitchy remarks by Tootie’s mom Docker wearing husband. Then we head over ...
2hr 8m Dec 22, 2015
2hr 8m
#250: Inbred Branded Not Pregnant Donkeys
Time Codes: Opening and Crappens Mailbag: Kim Comparisons, Richard Blaise’s stupid hair, Yolanda’s horse allowance.36:15 RHOBH: Midget pregnant donkey, new ho, Taylor Armstrong causes dramz.1:38: Work Out: Fame hungry morons with butterface say “brand” a lot. 2:00: Real Housewives of Cheshire: Frozen eggs are compared to Tombstone Pizza and Magali makes a lot of sound effects. ******* Real Hou...
2hr 49m Dec 18, 2015
2hr 49m
#249: SUR WARS
It's the blockbuster event that all of America is talking about: "Watch What Crappens" visits SUR! Come listen as we tell stories of Tom and Tom and James and others! Plus, recaps of all the usual stuff! 00:00:00 - Intro00:06:21 - Our visit to SUR00:27:25 - Crappens Mailbag00:36:32 - Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap01:23:50 - SUR WARS: The Horse Awakens01:44:44 - Vanderpump Rules recap Thanks...
2hr 22m Dec 16, 2015
2hr 22m
#248: Tuscan Ail
We cordially invite you, then disinvite you, then reinvite you to listen to the latest episode of our podcast. Here's what's in store: 00:00:00 - Intro; 00:09:51 - Crappens Mailbag; 00:30:47 - Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap; 01:42:14 - Real Housewives of Cheshire Recap Thanks so much for listening. Remember to support us at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFollow us at http://face...
2hr 29m Dec 11, 2015
2hr 29m
#247: Top Heifers & Brah Wizards of Oz
This week, we get back on the sinking rental boat that is Real Housewives of Atlanta before checking in on Rocky #2 over at Top Chef. Then it's time for a quick Workout followed by a binge on Pride Day with the meth faced meat puppets on Vanderpump Rules. Come on in! **Timestamps! Opening/Crappens Mailbag 0-17:55Real Housewives of Atlanta 17:55Top Chef 1:16Workout 1:29:45Vanderpump Rules 1:36:4...
2hr 27m Dec 09, 2015
2hr 27m
#246: Yolanda in the Lyme Light; Also, Inside the 'Top Chef' Premiere
Big episode today! We cover the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" premiere, give the inside scoop about the "Top Chef" premiere, make ridiculous impersonations of the "Real Housewives of Cheshire" ladies, and end it all with the "Below Deck" reunion, part II. The "Top Chef" stuff is extra fun because we got to go to the taping! 00:00:00 Intro00:05:12 Crappens Mailbag00:18:30 "Real Housewives ...
2hr 49m Dec 03, 2015
2hr 49m
#245: Boat Fights and Cocky Busboys; Also, Yolanda and David Foster Split
Ben and Ronnie have reunited after a Thanksgiving week apart! Here's the episode rundown! 00:00 Intro15:00 Atlanta Recap33:50 Mike & Jessica (Shahs of Sunset) divorce38:25 Back to the ATL recap55:03 Yolanda & David Foster divorce news!1:30:07 Vanderpump Rules recap Hope you enjoy! Remember to support us at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensLike us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappensVisit us at watc...
2hr 24m Dec 02, 2015
2hr 24m
#244: Wayl Brahd in Shesha & Bonus Hour w Katie Cazorla
Ben Mandelker (The Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are back together again to butcher the accents on Real Housewives of Cheshire. Following is a special Bonus episode w Katie Cazorla (The Nail Files, the upcoming Second Wives on E!). She was on the podcast earlier this week, and we spent a lot of time before the show catching up on Vanderpump Rules, Millennials, and behind the sc...
1hr 56m Nov 27, 2015
1hr 56m
#243: Way Below Deck: Behind the Scenes w/ Producer Nadine Rajabi and Kate Chastain
It’s Thanksgiving, and Heaven will be getting hugs and a thank you card for this season of Below Deck. Kate Chastain (Head Betch in Charge of BD) and Executive Producer Nadine Rajabi (Head Betch in Charge of Way BD) and Ronnie Karam (Head Bitch in Charge of Nothing) get together to talk about the backstage goings on. What is it like to make this show? How did Eddie think he was gonna get away w...
1hr 19m Nov 26, 2015
1hr 19m
#242: Siriusly, Y’all! With Katie Cazorla and Julia Cunningham
Ben is still out, so Ronnie called a couple more hilarious chicas to laugh our butts off at the ole Bravs this holiday season. Julia Cunningham from Entertaiment Weekly’s Sirius XM Channel comes on a blind date to talk Vanderpump Rules, and Katie Cazorla of The Nail Files and E!’s upcoming Second Wives stops by to talk about The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Uncensored. This is almost three...
2hr 36m Nov 25, 2015
2hr 36m
#241: Special RHOA XLG Episode with Angie Thomas!
Ben is out of town for the week, so Ronnie calls on some friends to talk crap about Bravo. First up is a gigantic episode all about The Real Housewives of Atlanta with the hilarious Angie Thomas (Deep Thots Podcast). Get your turkey steaming like a Kenya Moore oven and drink some shampoo water because it’s time to stuff this bird. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens fo...
1hr 52m Nov 25, 2015
1hr 52m
#240: Caught Between a Rocky and a Hard Place
The season 3 finale of "Below Deck" ended with some good ol' fashioned slut shaming, thanks to Eddie the bosun. First he denied that he'd slept with Rocky, then he made her seem like she was the crazy one, then he bragged about it, and then he accused her of being a predator. Gross. Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) dive into this season finale and tear it all apa...
1hr 48m Nov 19, 2015
1hr 48m
#239: Be Nice to LaLa!
Lisa Vanderpump takes a ho under Hanky's wing on Vanderpump Rules and Hollywood has been good to Kenya on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Enjoy, and don't forget to BE NICE TO LALA! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com
1hr 56m Nov 18, 2015
1hr 56m
#238: Don't Look For Gifts in the Horse's Mouth
Rocky has ten more breakdowns in a mermaid tail this week on Below Deck, Ladies of London taught us all about polite fights, and we sent five Housewives to Space. Plus: Brooks admits mostly lying kinda (Vicki’s fault) and two new Housewives cities are announced! Come on in! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. ...
2hr 31m Nov 13, 2015
2hr 31m
#237: Going Château-to-Toe with Shereé
We talk about the return of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" from Cynthia's marital problems to Shereé's Kenya problem. Then it's on to "Vanderpump Rules" where we met Lala, and Inspector Kristen gets to the bottom of James' infidelity. Sort of. Plus, we watch the trailer for "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Fun times had by all! Remember to support us at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFo...
2hr 23m Nov 11, 2015
2hr 23m
#236: Still Hot: Ladies of London Special
ll Ladies of London Special Episode! We spent so much time talking to the queen Kate Chastain (Below Deck) that we had to skip LOL. It was too fabulous an episode to not talk crap about, so did a special. How. Lucky. Are. YOU? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.For all our other links and extras, go to h...
1hr 22m Nov 07, 2015
1hr 22m
#235: Two Hours with Kate Chastain of 'Below Deck'
Hey "Below Deck" fans (Deckies??), get excited: we have over two hours with Kate Chastain, the first stew and reigning snark master of "Below Deck!" First, Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (@bsideblog on Twitter/Instagram) ask all the pressing questions they've had for Kate over the past two seasons. Then all three get into the nitty-gritty of recapping this week's first post-Le...
2hr 15m Nov 05, 2015
2hr 15m