1297: RHOP: I Got La’Dame In My Bag, Swag
Karen Huger is ready to open up her new NEW house to the ladies on The Real Housewives of Potomac, and her party has everything: acrobats near the community pond, a singing telegram, and even some awkward Beyoncé cosplay! The Grande Dame is back, baby!   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr 5m Aug 24, 2020
1hr 5m
1296: RHONY: Curses! Soiled Again
The Real Housewives of New York wraps up its Mexican vacation, but not before dealing with a lot of rage... and a little bit of poop. Then it's back to NYC for Sonja's big Century 21 launch. This episode has it all: bad wine, stacks of rice cakes, and a new excuse for skipping an event: the Fire Island house winter reunion. Are we ever worthy of this show? If you want to watch us as we record t...
1hr 15m Aug 21, 2020
1hr 15m
1295: RHOBH: Buca di Uh-Oh
What goes on in the Capri Room, stays in the Capri Room! Unless it's on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Listen to us break down all the gory details of Teddi Mellencamp's family-style baby shower. Do you believe Brandi Glanville or Denise Richards? Don't forget you can watch us record this episode on Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/40668562   See https://acast.com/pri...
1hr 35m Aug 20, 2020
1hr 35m
1293: Selling Sunset: Botoxic Friends
The Botox and Burgers showing goes well, but will Amanza find the confidence in herself to inspire Trixie Monacle to write a new power ballad? For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See https://acast.com/pr...
48m Aug 19, 2020
48m
1292: Below Deck Med: Honay Byes
It's the final episode for honnnnaaaaay and the first episode for a new off his rocker chef. Get ready for a tantrum! For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt...
1hr 27m Aug 18, 2020
1hr 27m
1291: RHOP: Sip n' Flee
Ashley has a sip n' see for her kid on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. Will Candiace make it through without poking herself tearfully in the eye with a folded napkin? For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedSh...
1hr 12m Aug 17, 2020
1hr 12m
1291: Interview with Christine Quinn of 'Selling Sunset'
We are newly obsessed with Selling Sunset, and what better way to take our obsession to the next level than by interviewing the ever polarizing cast member Christine Quinn. Come join us for a casual chat about the show, real estate, and her favorite Bravolebrities.   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
40m Aug 17, 2020
40m
1290: RHONY: Sex and the Cenote
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Down a cave the women of Real Housewives of New York descend. There's lots of sexiness this week, and even more poo. For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com ...
1hr 15m Aug 14, 2020
1hr 15m
1289: RHOBH: Welcome to the ThunderRome
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  The women wrap up their Rome trip with a near walk-off by Denise and a tearful, most likely temporary apology from Rinna. For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch...
1hr 24m Aug 13, 2020
1hr 24m
1288: SellingSunset: Felt Cahoots, Might Delete Later
Season 3 of Selling Sunset arrived over the weekend, and we are here to recap the big premiere! SO much happened: Christine had a birthday party, Amanza reminded Mary that she should be mad, and Heather learned how to spell "Cahoots," despite Google not working anymore! What a time to be alive.   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr 2m Aug 12, 2020
1hr 2m
BelowDeckMed: It's About Tom
As predicted, with Kiko off Below Deck Mediterranean, Malia's boyfriend Tom has swooped in to save the day. But things are far from fixed on this ship of terrors. Malia throws a hissy fit about not getting to share a room with her boyfriend, and it all culminates in some very serious allegations. We have a lot to say about this one...   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out inf...
1hr 14m Aug 11, 2020
1hr 14m
1286: RHOP: Ashley Wasn't Torn Yesterday
This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Monique and Gizelle come together to inspire Ashley to leave her apartment... and face Candiace for another round of battering. Meanwhile, Karen works out, and Wendy continues to impress.   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr 4m Aug 10, 2020
1hr 4m
1285: RHONY: No More Dromedary
This week on The Real Housewives of New York, the ladies continue to rampage through Mexico. There's drunkenness, there's music, and there's even camels. Oh, and a short gentleman with a stack of margaritas on his head. Isn't that what vacation is all about? Plus, Ramona shames Dorinda about her drinking, and Dorinda blames it all on Luann. Fun! Be sure to watch our recap on Crappens on Demand ...
1hr 11m Aug 07, 2020
1hr 11m
1284: RHOBH: The Elephant In The Rome
The Roman holiday continues on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but it's anything but relaxing for Denise Richards, who has a few allegations of her own up her sleeve. Whether anyone believes them is a whole other issue. Meanwhile, Kyle buys a fedora. Don't just listen to this episode, watch us record this recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/40164809   See https://acast.com/privacy for ...
1hr 29m Aug 06, 2020
1hr 29m
1283: Below Deck Med: The Day the Music Fried
90's hip hop is ruined forever in this week's Below Deck Med, and our sweet chef cries for all the tears we want to. For this week's premium bonus about Netflix' new show Indian Matchmaking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See https://acast...
55m Aug 04, 2020
55m
1282: RHOP: Venom and Diamonds
The Real Housewives of Potomac returns with lots of new Karen wigs, new babies, and old grudges. For this week's premium bonus about Netflix' new show Indian Matchmaking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See https://acast.com/privacy for pri...
1hr 25m Aug 03, 2020
1hr 25m
1281: RHONY: Go to Cancun, Not to Can'tcun
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Ramona is mad on The Real Housewives of New York, and she takes it out on a poor ceviche guy. Will Leah put her in her place or will their trip go from Cancun go to a trip of Can'tcun? For this week's premium bonus about Netflix' new show Indian Matchmaking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrapp...
1hr 15m Jul 31, 2020
1hr 15m
1280: RHOBH: To Rome With Shove
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  The ladies of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Rome, where they spill Denise's beans all over town. For this week's premium bonus about Netflix' new show Indian Matchmaking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers availab...
1hr 20m Jul 30, 2020
1hr 20m
1279: SellingSunset: Just Mary'd
Selling Sunset season two reaches the climax we've all been not really waiting for: Mary's wedding!! It's the perfect occasion to bring the entire cast together — well, minus Davina —  and put aside their differences. Except, of course, that doesn't really happen because a few nights prior, Amanza threw a second bachelorette party and conveniently didn't invite half the office. Maya was really ...
1hr Jul 29, 2020
1hr
1278: BelowDeckMed: Nacho Nacho Man
Oh Kiko. Poor poor Kiko. This week on Below Deck Mediterranean, our beleaguered chef attempts to show off his skills, but a Vegas-themed dinner proves to be a gamble he just can't win. It's an extra cringeworthy episode, and we're here to break down every chicken finger, nacho, and domino brownie. YIKES.   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr 2m Jul 28, 2020
1hr 2m
1277: Shahs: Best Frenemies Forever
The toxic Shahs of Sunset season 8 reunion concludes with MJ and Reza burning each other to the ground, much as they've been doing for the past ten years or so. Surely this is the end for them. Or is it?   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr 9m Jul 27, 2020
1hr 9m
1276: RHONY: It’s My Party, and I’ll Be Déclassé If I Want To - Live from Quarantine!
Real Housewives of New York has given us so much — we barely even deserve it. And this week it continues to bestow gifts upon us. This time it's LuAnn addressing a room of ex-cons, Sonja struggling with her townhouse again, and Ramona losing her mind at her own party with fifty of her closest girlfriends. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Don't just listen to this recap though: watch it t...
1hr 30m Jul 25, 2020
1hr 30m
1275: RHOBH: Bi Furious
It's the episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills we've been waiting for. No, not Wilson Philips doing a surprise performance (although that did happen). No, not Brandi finally apologizing to Adreinne Maloof (although that did happen too). You guys, it's the episode where Brandi finally levels her girl-on-girl accusations against Denise Richards, and no one is more shocked that KYLE RICHARDS...
1hr 27m Jul 23, 2020
1hr 27m
1274: Selling Sunset: A Long Day's Journey Into Los Feliz
The ladies of Selling Sunset visit a foreign country: Los Feliz. Also, Mary has her bachelorette party and Christine has had enough of the Overlap Accusations. For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at cra...
46m Jul 22, 2020
46m
1273: Below Deck Med: Ponzu Scheme
Below Deck Med has one final chance to impress the elite entrepreneurs from Miami, but a missing side of ponzu can ruin everything. For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of ...
57m Jul 21, 2020
57m
1272: Shahs of Sunset: Re-Joon-ion
The cast of Shahs of Sunset reunites to fight about naked Jenga and five pound penises. For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See https://acast.c...
1hr 10m Jul 20, 2020
1hr 10m
1271: RHONY: One Blue Over the Cuckoo's Nest
The Real Housewives end their Bluestone Manor trip with epic meltdowns and a tiny little gift in the guest bathroom. For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to Med...
1hr 20m Jul 17, 2020
1hr 20m
1270: RHOBH: A Not So Silent Auction
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Kyle throws yet another party on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and this time Camille, Brandy, Kim, Eileen and Adrienne are along for the ride. Will Rinna show Camille some charity? For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a me...
1hr 17m Jul 16, 2020
1hr 17m
1269: SellingSunset: You Guys, Amanza Was Late!
On season 2, episode 6 of Selling Sunset, Heather absolutely must must MUST go to her boyfriend's daughter's birthday bash, which is sure to be the most exclusive event on the nine-year-old party circuit. Yup, mmhmmm. But wait! One of her BUSIEST clients EVAR wants to see a house on Doheny at that very moment! What to do? Hang out with nine year olds or get a potentch commish? Luckily, Amanza ...
50m Jul 15, 2020
50m
1268: BelowDeckMed: Plant-Based Riot
Ring the alarms: there's a vegan on board Below Deck Mediterranean! Naturally this sends Kiko and the kitchen into disarray, and it doesn't help that these guests are AWFUL too. Meanwhile, Pete threatens to be professional, and Jess gets a sweet new hand accessory.   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr Jul 14, 2020
1hr
1267: Married2MedLA: Is There a Doctor in the House?
Married to Medicine LA wraps up its second season with a Christmas party that has everyone wondering if Jazmin's husband will ever surface? It's a question that has us on the edge of our seats. Plus, Josh Altman makes a special appearance, and Britten reclaims her bed.   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
54m Jul 13, 2020
54m
1266: #1266 RHONY: Show Stopper
The Real Housewives of New York heads to the Berkshires this week, and right on schedule they lose their minds. First, Ramona squares off against a recently emboldened Elyse, who's feeling snubbed after a particularly rude encounter at Omar's. But the real pièce de resistance is Luann's Broadway diva tirade against Sonja. This is the stuff we dream about, and Lu's rant already has a place in th...
1hr 8m Jul 10, 2020
1hr 8m
1265: RHOBH: Junk in the Trunk Show
After a month off, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are back... and so are Aaron and Denise. They stormed out of Kyle's party, and when they return for Sutton's trunk show, things don't go much better. This is a Crappens on Demand episode, which means you can watch us on camera here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/39143454   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr 18m Jul 09, 2020
1hr 18m
1264: Selling Sunset: Soldier Down
Mary is no one's soldier on this week's Selling Sunset, and the battle lines are drawn with Christine. For this week's premium bonus about catching up on TV and podcasts, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See https://acast.com/privacy for pri...
57m Jul 08, 2020
57m
1263: BelowDeckMed: Kiko Suave Saves the Day
The disaster douche charter comes to an end, but not before Bugsy gets wasted and Jess breaks her finger. For this week's premium bonus about catching up on TV and podcasts, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See https://acast.com/privacy for ...
52m Jul 07, 2020
52m
1262: RHONY: Seafood Tower of Terror
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Dorinda drunkenly tells someone off for the ninetieth time this season, this time at Lu's Halloween party. Then, we catch up with Married to Medicine LA on their Palm Springs trip. For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We desig...
1hr 27m Jul 06, 2020
1hr 27m
#1261 Selling Sunset: Romain Calm!
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Romain lets Davina have it at Christine's engagement party on this week's Selling Sunset. Can he stay as chill as the zebra? For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at...
1hr 5m Jul 01, 2020
1hr 5m
1260: BelowDeckMed: Cloudy with a Chance of Bugsy
With Bugsy officially back on Below Deck Mediterranean, the yacht is back to a full crew, which is good because this week's charter guests are too douchey for an understaffed boat. Between oyster controversies and extra guests, Hannah is up to her honaaay eyes in misery. Thankfully, Bugs brought the thundaaaaaah!!!   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr 4m Jun 30, 2020
1hr 4m
1259: Married2MedLA: A Good Shaman Is Hard To Find
This week on Married To Medicine: Los Angeles, the women head to Palm Springs to lift Imani's spirits. Along the way, there's a krumping stripper, a cowboy chef, and an emotional air horn exchange.   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
51m Jun 30, 2020
51m
1258: TasteTheNation: If I Were An Oscar Mayer Padma
We love food, we love Padma, and we love Padma's new show; so, naturally we just had to recap it. And could there be anything more PADMA than watching Padma waltz through Milwaukee trying sausages and talking about Kegels? We're tackling episode 2 of Taste the Nation (available on Hulu). This episode is Crappens on Demand, which means you can watch our recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts...
51m Jun 25, 2020
51m
1257: SellingSunset: There's Something About Mary's Wedding
On episode three of Selling Sunset, Mary breaks the news to the group that Davina's not invited to the wedding. Now everyone knows... except Davina. Luckily Christine is around to change that. Meanwhile, Heather is still mad at Amanza, and Maya likes musical chairs. You can watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/38586461   See https://acast.com/privacy for...
1hr 6m Jun 24, 2020
1hr 6m
1256: Below Deck Med: Bugs in the System
Bugsy is back to cause some major Honay Eyes this week on Below Deck Med. Make sure to wear your floaties! For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt...
57m Jun 23, 2020
57m
1254: Top Chef: The Beguiling Beet Goes On
Top Chef comes to the end of another great season and crowns a deserving winner. Have beets ever been so beguiling? For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See https://acast.com/privacy for privac...
1hr 25m Jun 22, 2020
1hr 25m
1255: Married to Medicine LA: Judging Covers
Imani's finally opening up to let the girls judge her book by its cover, and Jazmine almost loses an arm trying to stop cornbread consumption. For this week's premium bonus about catching up on TV and podcasts, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! ...
41m Jun 22, 2020
41m
1253: Selling Sunset: Davina Intervention
*The video version of this recap is up as part of Crappens on Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo on Patreon*  Davina has a lot of negativity coming her way in the Selling Sunset office, but she's got a huge house to sell before she can worry about it. For this week's premium bonus about catching up on TV and podcasts, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate a...
1hr 8m Jun 18, 2020
1hr 8m
1252: PumpRules: Anti Jaxxers
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Jax continues to Jax on the final installment of Vanderpump Rules as we know it. For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postpo...
1hr 31m Jun 17, 2020
1hr 31m
1251: Married2MedLA: Dr. Imani Has Had Her Phil
On this week's Married To Medicine LA, Drs. Imani and Britten head to NOLA to catchup with fellow Bravolebrity Dr. Contessa for Xavier homecoming. It's all fun and beignets until reality catches up with Dr. Imani at home. Also, Jazmin's blood sugar is GREAT guys!   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
56m Jun 16, 2020
56m
1250: BelowDeckMed: The Italian No Job
So much happens on Below Deck: Mediterranean. Lara quits, Roy Orbison Jr. comes on board, there's an Ace of Base revival. It's hard to navigate these choppy seas, but we'll do our best.   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr Jun 16, 2020
1hr
1249: TopChef: Instant Parma's Gonna Get You
We're just days away from the Top Chef: All Stars finale, but first, the final four must make a trip to Parma, Italy and partake in the pleasures of parmigiano-reggiano and prosciutto de parma. It's the fanciest ham & cheese throw down of all time. Did you MEAN to make it into the finals??   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr 12m Jun 15, 2020
1hr 12m
1248: RHONY: Always Leave Them Wanting Mortimer
We'd heard the rumors about Tinsley Mortimer leaving Real Housewives of New York, but we didn't think it was going to happen RIGHT NOW. But alas, the cast's perennial punching bag finally decided love was more important than fame and shipped herself off to life with Scott... but not before enduring one last spat with Dorinda and a few zombies to boot. We're sad to see Tins go. What about you?  ...
1hr 19m Jun 12, 2020
1hr 19m