762: #762 Bonus: Two Judgey Girls. Well, One
Mary of Two Judgey Girls fame joins Ronnie to talk over the epic boat trip from hell on Real Housewives of New York and gossip about lots of garbage people. Find their podcast on whatever app you listen on and follow them on insta @@ This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappen...
35m Aug 05, 2018
35m
761: #761 Shahs of Sunset: Persians in the Attic w/ Guest Lara Shoenhals
The Shahs of Sunset returns with a group trip to the ever so glamorous Big Bear. Will the new guy bone GG? Who's life will Reza try and ruin this year? And what's up with the brother and sister that wants to make out? Enjoy! This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limit...
1hr 16m Aug 03, 2018
1hr 16m
760: #760 RHONY: Woah-tanic
The ladies of Real Housewives of New York end their trip to Colombia with a boat ride from hell and Ronnie is left alone to cover it while Ben is on a boat trip of his own? Will this whole show sink? This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Trixie Monocle...
54m Aug 02, 2018
54m
#759 BelowDeckMed: Sandy Has Coke Zero Tolerance
Major drama on "Below Deck Mediterranean." Captain Sandy is on the verge of firing Hannah Banana after the chief stew takes waaaay too long to drink a refreshing Coca Cola beverage. And if that weren't bad enough, Hannah then has to deal with the impecunious concerns of Conrad, whose request for 50 euros nearly leads to a Brexit of its own. Also, Joao is still terrible.
1hr 3m Aug 01, 2018
1hr 3m
#758 RHOC: Mexico-Conspirators
Vicki, Shannon, and Tamra are BACK, and to celebrate the return of their friendship, they've headed down to Mexico to do shots, show their tits, and break their ankles. Just another day on "Real Housewives of Orange County."
57m Jul 31, 2018
57m
#757 RHOP: It's Not Delivery, It's Di-Robyn-o
The ladies of "Real Housewives of Potomac" are back from France, which means it's time to get back to what they do best: harping on Karen's living situation. Does she live in her house? Or is she slumming it in a townhome? There's only way to get to the bottom of it: deliver some shady pizza.
59m Jul 31, 2018
59m
756: #756 RHONY: A Tale of Two Biddies
The Real Housewives of New York are still in Colombia, and we’re in Montreal for the Just for Laughs Comedy Festival! Best night ever. Thanks to everyone who came out and made us feel like rockstars. **Crappens Live is coming to West Palm Beach and Atlanta this summer! Get ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com
1hr 8m Jul 28, 2018
1hr 8m
#755 SouthernCharm: Hi Ashley
The epic season 5 of "Southern Charm" draws to a close with the explosive arrival of Ashley at the reunion. Does she finally express regret? Will she prove herself to be far from the monster she's been? Will she emerge the tragic hero? Spoiler alert: HELL NO. Even Andy seems ready to toss her in a ditch. We've got every inch of this bonkers Reunion Part 2 covered.
1hr 30m Jul 27, 2018
1hr 30m
754: #754 Below Deck Med: Superstorm Sandy
Captain Sandy loses her banana this week on Below Deck Med, and Hannah is in deep doggy do. This week's bonus is our trip to Philly and our night out with Patricia, Kathryn, Michael and Whitney from Southern Charm. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Trixie Monocle tees at crappensmerch.com avail through July!*Crappens Live is coming to Philade...
53m Jul 25, 2018
53m
#753 RHOC: Much a Deuteronomy About Nothing
After two years of stirring gay rumors about him, Vicki must now apologize to Eddie on "Real Housewives of Orange County." And if that weren't bad enough, she then has to face the wrath of a Kelly. It ain't easy being a Gunvalson! Plus, we meet new housewife Gina!
1hr 16m Jul 24, 2018
1hr 16m
752: #752 RHOP: French Toasted
The Real Housewives finish up their trip to Cannes by getting drunk at a vineyard. Will Candiace be able to jumpstart one decent fight in her maiden season? Will Gizelle be able to keep her fights going? One thing is for sure. Karen's marriage is an institution. This week's bonus is our trip to Philly and our night out with Patricia, Kathryn, Michael and Whitney from Southern Charm. To hear it,...
48m Jul 23, 2018
48m
#751 SouthernCharm: You Reap What You Sew (in 3D!) - Live from Philadelphia
Night number two in Philadelphia brings us night number one of the "Southern Charm" season 5 reunion. Hurricane Ashley rumbles on the horizon, but for now we have the joyful, adorable delusion of Craig to occupy our time. He's just the best. And the most ridiculous. If you think otherwise, name ONE LIE HE HAS EVER SAID. ONE LIE!!! Oh Craig. Never change.
1hr 43m Jul 21, 2018
1hr 43m
#750 RHONY: CartagenaAAAS KWEEN! - Live from Philadelphia
RHONY went to Colombia, and it was so epic we had to travel to Philadelphia just to recap the whole thing. Recording from World Café Live, we take on part 1 of the epic, epic trip. From Ramona's wheelchair to Bethenny's allergic/panic/jealousy attacks, we got it covered!
1hr 41m Jul 20, 2018
1hr 41m
749: #749 BelowDeckMed: Patient Zero Patience
Below Deck Med gets the Onion Man back on board, but will Jamie live long enough to hear the pain? It's also the beginning of Captain Sandy losing her patience, which will lead to a tsunami of hugs like we've never seen. This week's bonus is our annual shopping trip on Amazon Prime. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Trixie Monocle tees at cra...
1hr 4m Jul 18, 2018
1hr 4m
#748 RHOC: Roped Into A New Season
The Real Housewives of Orange County are back, and they're all friends! At least, that's what they're telling us. And we're happy to go along with it. Come join us as we catch up on Shannon's divorce, Kelly's single life, Vicki's love tank, and Tamra's tears. Plus, a new girl named Emily!
1hr Jul 17, 2018
1hr
747: #747 RHOP: Crepes of Wrath
The Real Housewives of Potomac are still in France to embarrass the rest of America. Will crepes lead to peace? Not a chance. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Trixie Monocle tees at crappensmerch.com avail through July!*Crappens Live is coming to Philadelphia, Montreal, Palm Beach and Atlanta! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com
1hr 6m Jul 16, 2018
1hr 6m
746: #746 Southern Charm: Winter Ball and Chain - Live From Kansas City
We’re in Kansas City for the Southern Charm Finale and couldn’t be more grateful. There’s a Winter Ball, a classic Cameran callout, and an Ashley crash and burn! Enjoy! **Crappens Live is coming to Philadelphia, Montreal, West Palm Beach and Atlanta this summer! Get ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com
1hr 58m Jul 15, 2018
1hr 58m
#745 RHONY: Unsafe At Any Speed Dating - Live from St. Louis
The ladies of RHONY go speed dating, and it goes about as miserably as you can expect. But at least we get to see sexpot Ramona in action. Come join us for a raucous, crazy show from St. Louis! If you want to see us live, be sure to get tix at watchwhatcrappens.com
1hr 42m Jul 14, 2018
1hr 42m
Song: I'm a Girl by Trixie Monocle and Three Arm Octopus
We found an old Trixie Monocle song to celebrate our NEW Limited Shirts: Trixie Monocle and Three Arm Octopus World Tour on sale through July at crappensmerch.com and watchwhatcrappens.com. FREE SHIPPING through July 19th on orders over $40 w code FREESHIP718d3fb97#trixiemonocle #3armoctopus #wwcrappens #crappens #wwc
3m Jul 11, 2018
3m
#744 BelowDeckMed: So Take A Look At Me João
For some strange, unlawful reason, Brooke and Kasey are still smitten by human soda can João, and now it looks like their regrettable love triangle is reaching a head on "Below Deck Mediterranean." Who will João choose? And why is life so cruel to allow him to be the one with all the power in this situation? Plus, broccoli updates and new music from Trixie Monocle & Three Arm Octopus!
1hr 3m Jul 11, 2018
1hr 3m
743: #743: Lea Black's Day Off
We had another Bravo-less night last nigh, so for today's show we made a field trip to the gorgeous home of the fabulous Lea Black from Real Housewives of Miami and Flipping Out. We love this woman! Follow her on insta and twitter @leablackmiami and find her jewelry and skincare at LeaBlack.com. Enjoy!For this week's bonus, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edit...
55m Jul 11, 2018
55m
#742 RHOP: Catch Me If You Cannes
The "Real Housewives of Potomac" head to Cannes, France, and it isn't long before vicious accusations are hurled and CVS sneakers shamed. It's everything we could want, plus the Prince of Monaco!
59m Jul 09, 2018
59m
#741 Shahs: Shahs of Sunset Season 7 Trailer Breakdown
The "Shahs of Sunset" are coming back, and the trailer is full of everything we've come to expect: Reza screaming, GG being a disaster, and MJ in crazy outfits. We break it all down in typical Crappens fashion: shot by shot, hair plug by hair plug. Come listen!
46m Jul 06, 2018
46m
740: #740 RHOD: Season 3 Trailer Breakdown
The Real Housewives of Dallas Season Three trailer has been released and we are celebrating with a shot by shot breakdown of the insanity. This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Southern Charm Savannah trailer. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Trixie Monocle tees at crappensmerch.com avail through July!*Crappens Live is coming to St. Louis,...
37m Jul 05, 2018
37m
739: #739 RHONY: Midseason Trailer Breakdown
The Real Housewives of New York gave us the gift of a midseason trailer to break down over the holidays. There are troll doll heads, a Dorinda smackdown, and a boat ride no one will ever forget. Enjoy!This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Southern Charm Savannah trailer. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Trixie Monocle tees at crappensmerch...
42m Jul 03, 2018
42m
#738 RHOP: A Mime Is A Terrible Thing To Waste
It's time for the group trip on "Real Housewives of Potomac," but not even a very charming mime can convince Robyn and Gizelle to go to France. Will they ever be persuaded to take an all-expenses paid vacation to the French Riviera???? Check out our recap to find out.
59m Jul 02, 2018
59m
#737 SouthernCharm: How Polo Can You Go?
On this week's "Southern Charm," Thomas wants one last hurrah on the polo fields before he hangs up his duds, which means that maybe now he'll have more time to spend with Ashley. Oh wait, they've PUMPED THE BRAKES (as Ashley has reminded everyone in Charleston). Also, Shep vs. a crow. Come listen!
1hr 8m Jun 29, 2018
1hr 8m
736: #736 RHONY: Coming Crest-fully Clean
The Real Housewives of New York are still at The Mayflower fighting about family crests and selfies. Will Ramona survive the shock of being served banana bread?This week's bonus is part two of our Big Brother Season 20 Cast Preview. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Whassamatter tees at crappensmerch.com avail through June!*Crappens Live is c...
1hr 20m Jun 28, 2018
1hr 20m
735: #735: Michelin Scarred
Adam eats at a Michelin Starred restaurant for the first time in his life and tries to grow a James Beard on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean. Also, Joao breaks a wine glass with his sheer douchiness and Hanna gives a lot of smokey kisses.This week's bonus is part two of our Big Brother Season 20 Cast Preview. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Ed...
1hr 1m Jun 27, 2018
1hr 1m
#734 SouthernCharm Live in SF: Jagged Little Pillow
Craig's pillow design is due - will this be his moment to shine? Or his moment to be, well, Craig. We discuss this as well as many more things at our crazy, super fun live show from SF. You must listen!
1hr 39m Jun 25, 2018
1hr 39m
733: #733 RHONY Live in Phoenix: Crest Wars and Slob Kebabs
We're in Phoenix to record this week's instant classic episode of Real Housewives of New York. Luann is out of rehab, but will Ramona the Slob Kebab be able to control herself? And why is Doridna yelling about Crest? Enjoy, and thank you Phoenix!This week's bonus is part one of our Big Brother Season 20 Cast Preview. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited...
1hr 43m Jun 22, 2018
1hr 43m
#732 Below Deck Med: Ironing Out the Truth
Below Deck Med is blessed with the nicest guests ever, but that won't stop Adam from wanting to throw Hannah overboard. Also, Kasey is got in a lie. Will it get her fired or hugged to death? This week's bonus is part one of our Big Brother Season 20 Cast Preview. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Whassamatter tees at crappensmerch.com avail t...
1hr 1m Jun 20, 2018
1hr 1m
#731 YourHusband: Turns Out This Show Is Hilarious
Bravo gave "Your Husband Is Cheating On Us" a second chance; so we thought we should check it out. And we're glad we did because it's hilarious! This episode had it all: fights, food drama, a cheese plate, and a raccoon. Plus, Ginuwine!
46m Jun 19, 2018
46m
#730 RHOP: Raucous Caucus
Somebody call security because the ladies of Real Housewives of Potomoac are getting messy. First, Karen ejects Gizelle and Robyn from her gala. Then Karen and Monique try to ignore Gizelle at the Congressional Black Caucus event. But the real headturner of this episode is the SHOCKING thing Chris calls Candiace. We can't even repeat it here. Come listen to the recap!
55m Jun 19, 2018
55m
#729 SouthernCharm: Beer and Loathing in Charleston
Love is sort of in the air on "Southern Charm." And if not love, then beer. The gang convenes to try Austen's unnamed brew, setting the stage for a confrontation between Chelsea and Victoria. Meanwhile, Shep and Kathryn continue to flirt -- they had sex FYI -- and Ashely finds herself struggling to hold onto that periwinkle hunk Thomas. Just grist for our mill. Come check out our recap!
1hr 18m Jun 15, 2018
1hr 18m
#728 RHONY: Tins 'n' Dale - Wedding Rangers
"Real Housewives of New York" remembers Bobby Zarin, one of our favorite Bravo husbands of all time. But then we dive into full lunacy with Tinsley and her mom Dale as they shop for wedding dresses and cry over unfertilized eggs. Also, Luann is free at last!
1hr 20m Jun 15, 2018
1hr 20m
727: #727 Below Deck Med: Putting the B in Honey
Below Deck Med finally gets rid of the b Honey and the kosher crew, but no one can forget the sting.This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 13 trailer. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Give Them BenRon tees at crappensmerch.com avail through May!*Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, P...
1hr 2m Jun 13, 2018
1hr 2m
#726 MDLNY: Chunky Scarves and Marble Madness
The season premiere of "Million Dollar Listing: New York" gave us everything we've come to expect: intense Snapchat filters, overly rehearsed comic bits by Fredrik, and shirtless Steve Gold. Oh, and marble. Lots and lots of marble.
56m Jun 12, 2018
56m
725: #725 RHOP: Cha-Charity Case
The Real Housewives of Potomac is puts Charity up against Charity. But will anyone be more charitable than Charisse's escort?This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 13 trailer. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added second shows in A...
54m Jun 11, 2018
54m
724: #724 Southern Charm: Trouble in Hairadise
Ashley continues to grow her villainy on this week's Southern Charm while Shep limps around, Cam has her kid and Craig visits his life coach. Enjoy!This week's bonus is about Newsies the musical and terrible endings to great TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added second shows...
1hr 34m Jun 08, 2018
1hr 34m
723: #723 RHONY: Escape from Lu-catraz
The Real Housewives of New York celebrates Bethenny's new jeans line and Luann's great prison escape. Time to crack some nuts. Enjoy!This week's bonus is about Newsies the musical and terrible endings to great TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added second shows in Atlanta and...
1hr 9m Jun 07, 2018
1hr 9m
722: #722 Below Deck Med: Not Kosher
The Great Gatsby takes over Below Deck Mediterranean. Will literary greatness be able to overshadow the douche magnetism of the guests and Jao? Probably not. Enjoy!This week's bonus is about Newsies the musical and terrible endings to great TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has ad...
1hr 7m Jun 06, 2018
1hr 7m
#721 SC Nola: When The Pregnancy Tests Go Marching In
The "Southern Charm: New Orleans" season draws to a close, but not before Jon Moody flashes his abs one last time. And thank God. We're here to recap it all, from Reagan's pregnancy scare to the latest Tamica/Gian drama.
51m Jun 05, 2018
51m
#720 RHOP: He's a Real Nowhere Sherman
Sherman dumps Gizelle, Robyn and Monique have rival charity obligations, and Ashley extends her prenup. Just another day in the mid-Atlantic dramas of Real Housewives of Potomac. Come check out our latest recap!
1hr 5m Jun 05, 2018
1hr 5m
#719 SouthernCharm: Simply THE WORST EVER
We are dumbfounded by the depths of Ashley's awfulness on "Southern Charm." In a situation like this, there's only one thing to do: DRAG HER ASS. Come listen to our recap for a complete, occasionally nonsensical dragging.
1hr 43m Jun 01, 2018
1hr 43m
#718 RHONY: How The Frankel Stole Christmas
Christmas on "Real Housewives of New York" brings out the crazy. From nutcracker appropriation to Luann's arrest, this episode has everything. And let's not overlook Ramona seething "You don't support other women!" at Bethenny. AMAZING. Def check out our recap of this mess!
1hr 22m May 31, 2018
1hr 22m
#717 BelowDeckMed: Toast Traumatic Stress Disorder
You can do a lot of things on a yacht, but never NEVER make Captain Sandy wait for her dry toast. Or else you'll be the one who's toast! See what we did there? It's another crazy episode of Below Deck Med, and we've got all the petty workplace problems covered. Check out our recap!
1hr 3m May 30, 2018
1hr 3m
716: #716 RHOP: Extra Medium
The Real Housewives of Potomac take the umbrellas off each others necks long enough to talk to an extra medium and help out Houston with water and wigs. Enjoy!This week's bonus is a talk about holiday wars, Netflix docs, and video games. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added second sh...
54m May 29, 2018
54m
715: #715: Straight Talk With Ross Crossover Bonanza
We spent a day doing a crossover with Ross Matthew and pals over at the fabulous Straight Talk With Ross podcast. Find that hilarious show at straighttalkwithross.com and follow Ross @helloross and @hellorosspod. Thanks to Lea Black and Cjay for making this amazing day happen.This week's bonus is a chill stroll through the mall with Ben and Ronnie. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon...
42m May 28, 2018
42m
714: #714 Southern Charm: Hilton Headlock
The Southern Charm gang heads to the Head, and Ashley almost loses hers when she goes up against Kathryn. This week's bonus is a chill stroll through the mall with Ben and Ronnie. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Give Them BenRon tees at crappensmerch.com avail through May!*Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and h...
1hr 25m May 25, 2018
1hr 25m