#412 RHOBH: Junk Boat Wars
Welp, Dorit pushed and prodded, and at long last Erika Jayne cracked. And it all happened on a junk boat. Yes, it was the long-awaited Hong Kong vacation on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Dorit found herself tangled up in Rinna's milkshake "sixth sense," and naturally this spilled over into a generally tense confrontation on the aforementioned junk. We're not sure how this is all going t...
1hr 2m Mar 15, 2017
1hr 2m
#411 PumpRules: The Missing Daryls
LaLa returns to SUR after spending time with her mama, and Tom and Katie learn the limits of Venmo. Also, there are surprise triplets on their way! Or are there? Ooooohhh. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
1hr 3m Mar 14, 2017
1hr 3m
#410 RHOA: Restoration Disservice
So many intense things happening on Real Housewives of Atlanta this week. First, it's the conclusion of Kandi and Porsha's sex dungeon fight. Then we get a glimpse into the darker side of Bob Whitfield. And then finally, Phaedra tries to fix everything with a "restoration service." Any guesses how that turned out? The good news: more Hot Todd™!
1hr Mar 13, 2017
1hr
#409 SummerHouse: Everybody Hates Cris(tina)
Breaking news! Reporter Gibson is officially the most hated reporter/guest on "Summer House." At least, that's what this latest episode would indicate. Come join us as we unpack the glory of "Summer House," from Kyle's Ukrainian booty call to the never-ending beat down on Cristina. We literally have never had 60 seconds of not fun with Summer House, Carl. Carl, did you like the episode? Carl? C...
1hr 11m Mar 10, 2017
1hr 11m
#408 RHOA: Dungeons and Dragons
The dungeon fight comes to a head on Real Housewives of Atlanta, but one big question remains: “You got baseboards in your dungeon?” Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
1hr 9m Mar 09, 2017
1hr 9m
#407 RHOBH: MommyI$$uz3
Erika Jayne opens up to us about her mommy issues, Rinna tries to get her dog to sit down, and Kyle throws herself a Fat Jewish party. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
1hr 4m Mar 08, 2017
1hr 4m
#406: Stop! Or My Boss Will Photo Shoot!
It's getting down to the wire for Katie and Tom, and it looks like some encouragement from Lisa Vanderpump will save the day! Or maybe a photo shoot will? One thing's for certain: Brittany sure loves milk!
1hr 18m Mar 08, 2017
1hr 18m
#405 Top Chef: Sad Tea Flanale
Top Chef’s season comes to an end. There will wah wah wahs, droll yays, and of course, Mommy Complex Flan. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
1hr 21m Mar 06, 2017
1hr 21m
#404 Summer House: Twinjured
Christina and Stephen stir the pot on Summer House, and one of our fave gets twinjured. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
58m Mar 03, 2017
58m
#403 Married2Med: 50 Shades of Recurrent Decay
"Married To Medicine" finished out its season on a high note. Or was it a low note? Either way, it was part 2 of the reunion, and we learned that Jackie's marriage is really in trouble, Darren is NOT gay (not that there's anything wrong with it), and Mariah has recurrent decay around those chicklets of hers that she calls crowns. Come listen to us break it all down and then afterwards, Crappens...
1hr 9m Mar 02, 2017
1hr 9m
#402 RHOBH: Tiny Cheesecake Tasting Party FROM HELL!!!
Sometimes you just have to take it on the chin. And that's what Rinna did on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as she 'fessed up to making inflammatory comments about Kim. But don't worry - at least there was plenty of cheesecake around. Also, please appreciate that Carnie Wilson has officially become the voice of reason. 2017, amiright? Come listen to 90+ minutes of discussion abo...
1hr 38m Mar 01, 2017
1hr 38m
#401 PumpRules: Love Spins
The Vanderpump Rules gang wraps up their relationship destroying trip to New Orleans, and the best couple of the show finally shares a kiss. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
1hr 12m Feb 28, 2017
1hr 12m
#400 TopChef: One Day You're Mayan, The Next Day You're Out
It's our 400th episode!! And what better way to celebrate than by recapping one of Bravo's best and oldest shows - "Top Chef"? Ben and Ronnie break down every detail of this season's penultimate episode -- from the birds to the tamales. There are only three finalists left. Whose cuisine will reign supreme? Thanks for making 400 episodes breeze by. Here's to 400 more!
1hr 3m Feb 28, 2017
1hr 3m
#399 SummerHouse: Kate Casey Crossover Episode!
Here's something interesting for your Friday: we did a crossover with Kate Casey of "Reality Life with Kate Casey." Basically, we went to her studio, and we talked "Summer House," but also "Bachelor," "Southern Charm," "Vanderpump Rules," and more. And because we didn't get to cover everything we wanted on "Summer House," Ronnie and Ben circled back at the end to talk about the show for an extr...
1hr 26m Feb 24, 2017
1hr 26m
#398 RHOA & Married2Med: Closet Wars
Timestamps below! Who’s the biggest lesbian of The Real Housewives of Atlanta? And will Heavenly ever get an apology for being called an alcoholic on Married to Medicine? We have no idea, but we’re really enjoying the journey. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RH...
1hr 38m Feb 23, 2017
1hr 38m
#397 RHOBH: Broken Hamster
Rinna’s getting an award from a charity, but will the ladies of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ease up on her painful Rinnazheimers Disease? Also, Kyle decides to go to Team Eden, Dorit is poised to accuse yet another cast member of being a drug addict, and Vanderpump buys her kid a really gay couch. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtone...
1hr 1m Feb 22, 2017
1hr 1m
#396 PumpRules: Sia Later, Alligator!
Comedians Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard ("The People's Couch") join Ben and Ronnie for a raucous recap of a raucous episode of "Vanderpump Rules." We get into all the messy situations: Tom's Sia wig, Jax's urine stream, Katie's lace dress, and the many, many gators. Come listen!
1hr 7m Feb 21, 2017
1hr 7m
#395 Top Chef: Tequila Valley Ranch
It’s the Top Chef finals, and there’s lots and lots of tequila! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
1hr 7m Feb 21, 2017
1hr 7m
#394 Summer House: Geek Love
The twins’ family comes for a visit and Lindsay and Everett find something incredibly stupid to fight about. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
52m Feb 17, 2017
52m
#393 RHOA & Married2Med: Dipping In The Lady Pond
The glamping trip of RHOA continues with an epic episode that starts with a campfire and ends with a flame out as the women hash everything out -- all in the name of sisterhood. Lesbian rumors come to the surface and then some, and ultimately, everyone asks the most pressing question of all: "Who said that????" Listen to Ben and Ronnie break it all down, and then after Real Housewives of Atlan...
1hr 38m Feb 16, 2017
1hr 38m
#392 RHOBH: Disown It, Baby!!
It'll be a while before Lisa RInna lives this episode of "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" down. Big lips came down with a case of Dorititis and full on forgot about that time when she told Eden ON CAMERA that Kyle was an enabler and Kim was close to death. Gulp. Well, it'll be a fun reunion. Listen to Ben and Ronnie break it all down, and then afterwards, it's Listener Spotlight with Madonna ...
1hr 16m Feb 15, 2017
1hr 16m
#391 PumpRules: Beads to the Face
The Vanderpump Rules kids head to NOLA for a joint bachelor/bachelorette party and someone takes some well deserved beads to the face. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
1hr 15m Feb 14, 2017
1hr 15m
#390 TopChef: Padma, Roll Up The Partition Please
We're getting down to the nitty gritty on "Top Chef: Charleston," and with four contestants left, the slightest mistake will get someone sent home. Also, using a sous-vide machine = death, but surely every chef knows that by now, right? Right? Ben and Ronnie break down the whole episode. Plus, talk of the new Bravo branding and some weird commentary about an octopus in a tree. Thanks for liste...
1hr 11m Feb 14, 2017
1hr 11m
#389 SummerHouse: Oh How the Worm Has Interned
The Great Intern War of 2017 rages on! "Summer House" continues to revel in the most petty arguments, and that's what we love about it. This week, Cristina and Lindsaaaaaay escalate their feud, leading to a possible Summer House BAN. Drama! Oh, and don't forget the latest romantic entanglements with Carl? Carl? Carl? So fun. Also, Crappens Mailbag!! 00:00:00 - Intro00:04:35 - Crappens Mailbag0...
51m Feb 10, 2017
51m
#388: Ladies of London: Vacating the Throne
We’re very politely sad as Caroline Stanbury says goodbye to the Ladies of London. Who will take her throne? Julie calls shotgun! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
1hr 2m Feb 09, 2017
1hr 2m
#387 RHOBH: Mexican Dewigcapitation
Timestamps below! The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills go to Mexico and Lisa Rinna’s wig cap is decapitated. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
1hr 1m Feb 08, 2017
1hr 1m
#386 PumpRules: Ground Control to Model Tom
Tom Sandoval is going to infinity and beyond! Or at least Peter's roof. Our fave Vanderpump Rules bartender/model/musician is getting back in touch with his inner-thespian by shooting a dramatic cameo in Peter's new sci-fi blockbuster. Meanwhile, Katie is still on a bridal power trip, this time terrorizing Scheana at Pandy's house and later Tom #2 over drinks. But seriously guys, she's SUCH a n...
1hr 12m Feb 07, 2017
1hr 12m
#385 Top Chef & Married2Med: Mash Up Marriage
Timestamps below! Top Chef played with mashup brunch and it did not end well. Speaking of things that won’t end well, Lisa Nicole puts her marriage on display again in this week’s Married to Medicine and loses pretty hard after pitting up an event against Heavenly’s. It was delightful. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group vid...
1hr 12m Feb 06, 2017
1hr 12m
#384 Summer House & Married2Med: Katie Cozorla, St. Barths, and Quad Day!
Katie Cazorla (E!’s Second Wives Club, @thepaintednail) joins us to rag on the roommate squabbles of Summer House before we attend Quad’s birthday party on Married to Medicine. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com Timesta...
1hr 26m Feb 03, 2017
1hr 26m
#383 Ladies of London: A Midsummer Night's Scream
We're feeling puckish for today's recap of "Ladies of London," which has the women celebrating Swedish Midsummer's Eve. There's herring, gravlax, and a dollop of screaming. Grab your twisted bread on a stick and get ready to roast your carbs and these ladies over an open flame.
52m Feb 02, 2017
52m
#382 RHOBH: Hugs, Drugs, and Jitterbugs; Special Guest: Heather McDonald
Comedian Heather McDonald (Juicy Scoop) joins us once again to discuss the latest Great Gatsby / Rinna BBQ sitch on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! You may need a long, awkward hug from Eden afterwards. Also, it's the premiere of Listener Spotlight! 00:00:00 - RHOBH with Heather MacDonald!01:02:00 - Listener Spotlight!
1hr 6m Feb 02, 2017
1hr 6m
#381 PumpRules: Wiggy Pie Ambush
James almost gets to play victim on this week’s Vanderpump Rules but ruins it with good ole fashioned misogyny and pie references. There’s no saving that kid. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
1hr 16m Feb 01, 2017
1hr 16m
#380 TopChef & RHOA: Icebox Cake, Glamping, and Curtis Stone
We're talking "Top Chef" and "RHOA" today. We start with blind taste tests and lackluster icebox cakes on TC. Then it's on to glamping madness on Real Housewives of Atlanta. But to start things off, Ben tells us about eating at Curtis Stone's restaurant, Gwen. Get your appetites ready! Oh, and be prepared for important tortilla information. 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:30 - Talking about Curtis Ston...
1hr 25m Jan 30, 2017
1hr 25m
#379: Checking in with Dame Brian Moylan; Also, Summer House & Married to Medicine
Our 5th anniversary celebration week draws to a close today with a special visit from Dame Brian Moylan (vulture.com), who joins us to talk about the state of Bravo. We take on Lala, Kelly Dodd, Heather Dubrow, and many more in our free-flowing conversation. Then it's time to check in on "Summer House" and "Married to Medicine." And of course our anniversary week wouldn't be complete with a loo...
1hr 32m Jan 27, 2017
1hr 32m
#378 Ladies of London: Rowing Rows
There’s a Ladies of London row at the Regatta and we meet Caroline Stanbury’s non cuddly mom. Also, Fleming steals holy water from the Vatican. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
57m Jan 26, 2017
57m
#377 RHOBH: Crappens 5th Anniversary w/ Lisa Rinna & Matt Whitfield
Timestamps below! The Crappens boys have a dream come true for their fifth anniversary: Lisa Rinna, BABY! Then, Matt Whitfield from Yahoo! joins for a super deep dive of this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobo...
2hr 4m Jan 25, 2017
2hr 4m
#376 PumpRules: Roasts & Residencies; Special Guest Amy Phillips
Tom throws a fundRAGER, Jax gets roasted, and James has a residency. All these exciting updates and more as special guest Amy Phillips ("Reality Checked," "Watch What Happens Live!") joins Ben and Ronnie for a Vanderpump Rules recap. But first, the trio tackle one of the most pressing questions of all time: Is Ariana Mad At Us? Come listen! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:19:44 - Is Ariana Mad At Us?00:3...
1hr 23m Jan 25, 2017
1hr 23m
#375 Top Chef and RHOA: Twirl Camp for Thirsy Children W Latitude
It’s the annual Restaurant Wars episode of Top Chef. Who will drown? Over on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya and Phaedra hold a Twirl Camp for Thirsy Children and Porsha loses it. Multiple times. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at ...
1hr 38m Jan 23, 2017
1hr 38m
#373 Summer House & Married2Med: Ho-Dependence Day
It’s Independence Day on Summer House, and Kyle’s surrounded by hos he’s made out with. Also, he’s wearing a mullet. The Married to Medicine ladies are in Hawaii for do it yourself couple’s therapy, and Toya finally finds her dream house. Will it wash away? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check ...
1hr 18m Jan 20, 2017
1hr 18m
#373 Ladies of London: Kilt Trip
Warm up the haggis: more Scotland awaits! The "Ladies of London" are still in their Scottish castle, and here's a shocker — they're getting along! Come wrap yourself in cashmere and enjoy this episode full of Fleming-isms, tears, and balloons. Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Follow us at facebook....
39m Jan 19, 2017
39m
#372 RHOBH: If You Don't Look Sober, We Don't Look Sober
Eden wants to get to know Kyle REAL BAD, but we're not sure the feeling is mutual. Plus, Erika goes to Greece, Dorit goes to The Huntley, and Lisa goes to the adoption lawyer. It's all so beautiful and emotional and... hold on, hold on... oh here we go again crying like an IDIOT. Just listen to the episode, won't you? Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id49813...
1hr 12m Jan 18, 2017
1hr 12m
#371 PumpRules: Taco Tower Terrorist
It’s Katie’s baby shower, and someone is accused of being a terrorist. Also, Brit’s mom tries to introduce Jesus to Jax and Scheanna buys lots of blue things. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
1hr 10m Jan 17, 2017
1hr 10m
#370 TopChef/RHOA: Zodiac Killer
Not one, but two surprising eliminations on "Top Chef: Charleston" this week, and we're here to help pick up the pieces. Then it's on to "Real Housewives of Atlanta" where Kenya may be due for some broken window policing. But first, we check in on Bravo's new show, "The First Family of Hip-Hop." 00:04:37 - First Family of Hip Hop 00:20:53 - Top Chef: Charleston 01:00:54 - Real Housewives of At...
1hr 33m Jan 16, 2017
1hr 33m
#369 Summer House: Summer House, and the Living Is Queasy
Time to enjoy a wet, THOT American summer. Yes, "Summer House" has arrived, and it's just as vapid and hilarious as you'd imagine. Come join us as we dissect the series premiere. After all, it may be the dead of winter, but these douches are making it feel like a Summer's Eve... Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Support us at patreon.com/watc...
49m Jan 13, 2017
49m
#368 Ladies of London: Castle Hunters
It’s a castle war on Ladies of London, when Caroline Stanbury rents a castle to compete with Jules. Will there be rules? Will there be fights? And will anyone eat the pudding? Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Timestamps: 00 Crappens Mailbag13:02 Ladies of London
55m Jan 11, 2017
55m
#367 RHOBH Game Night: Sorry
It’s the annual Game Night on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and to celebrate, Kim Richards is back to make someone play Sorry. Also, Dorit tries to dip into the lady pond and Eileen yammers on some more about vaginas. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audioboo...
1hr 9m Jan 11, 2017
1hr 9m
#366 PumpRules: Look Who's Montauk-ing
The dueling trips on "Vanderpump Rules" continue this week, and as a special bonus, Stassi et al got to meet the new cast of "Summer House." We cover every thing from the NASCAR races to the Steve Jobs turtlenecks. So, set up a charcuterie platter, grab yourself a turkey sandwich, and be sure to bust out your best black-tie clambake getup. It's Montauk madness! Subscribe at https://itunes.appl...
1hr 12m Jan 10, 2017
1hr 12m
#365 RHOA & Top Chef: Stalkers and Ghosts
This week’s Real Housewives of Atlanta takes Matt over the line. Will Kenya ever make it to her HUGE job opening one of Peter’s restaurants? Also, a beautiful ghost comes to Top Chef, and the chick who looks like Lena Dunham sobs ugly-ily. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new T...
1hr 32m Jan 09, 2017
1hr 32m
#364 Married2Med: Closing Mouths
Married to Medicine enjoys a lovely day at the spa where Toya gets to tell everyone what they need to fix. It goes really well. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
53m Jan 06, 2017
53m
#363 Ladies of London: Don't Be Tardy For The Queen's Party
What's worse: showing up to a pub crawl late or being forced to try fruit? Such are the dilemmas that plague the Carolines on "Ladies of London." Come join the rainy day fun as we dissect everything from Juliet's blog to Sophie's TRX trainer.
59m Jan 05, 2017
59m