Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #76 - Sterling is the New Rust
1-Donald Sterling's racist rant cost him the Clippers2-Adam Silver don?t play3-Gold-digger?s gotta dig4-Cliven who?5-Sarah?s crazy Supreme court is dangerous 6-A living wage might cost you your other job, dinosaurs wore saddles and other repub myths7-Sorry PJ maybe Tesla will make a chainsaw
33m May 01, 2014
33m
#75: Roy Wood Jr. and Al Jackson
1- Women aim too low2- Patriotic domestic terror3- Designed to be unintelligent4- Planned Grand Parenthood5- Laws are sexy
1hr 2m Apr 24, 2014
1hr 2m
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #75 with guests Roy Wood Jr. and Al Jackson
1- Women aim too low2- Patriotic domestic terror3- Designed to be unintelligent4- Planned Grand Parenthood5- Laws are sexy
1hr 3m Apr 24, 2014
1hr 3m
#74: Hello Captain Obvious
1- Stabbing is better than shooting2- Repubs appeal to racists? Say it ain’t so3- Poor people better learn to buy drugs on lower minimum wage4- 3 reasons I like republicans
11m Apr 18, 2014
11m
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #74 - Hello Captain Obvious
1-Stabbing is better than shooting2-Repubs appeal to racists? Say it ain?t so3-Poor people better learn to buy drugs on lower minimum wage4-3 reasons I like republicans
12m Apr 18, 2014
12m
#73: Follow the Money
1- Supreme Court finally allows rich some representation2- Something to buy with 100 million3- I vote against me4- Guns don't kill people, oh wait, they do5- Get your bear suit6- Coaches rich. Players nothing
22m Apr 04, 2014
22m
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #73 - Follow the Money
1- Supreme Court finally allows rich some representation2- Something to buy with 100 million3- I vote against me4- Guns don't kill people, oh wait, they do5- Get your bear suit6- Coaches rich. Players nothing
22m Apr 04, 2014
22m
#72: The Truth in Black and White
1- Was that Black White or Green2- Bullets are bad for you3- Gay Bullies4- Slavery, the good kind5- Dr. Ben6- Black Twitter & Tweets
55m Mar 19, 2014
55m
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #72 - The Truth in Black and White
1- Was that Black White or Green2- Bullets are bad for you3- Gay Bullies4- Slavery, the good kind5- Dr. Ben6- Black Twitter & Tweets
56m Mar 19, 2014
56m
#71: Airlines & Religion, Neither one is flying
1- Airline bill of rights? You have the right to pay2- Can I see your X-rays?3- Arizona is Western Mississippi4- Religion's coming to an end and boy is Jesus happy
24m Mar 07, 2014
24m
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #71 - Airlines & Religion, Neither one is flying
1-Airline bill of rights? You have the right to pay2-Can I see your X-rays?3-Arizona is Western Mississippi4-Religion's coming to an end and boy is Jesus happy
25m Mar 07, 2014
25m
#70: Fair is Fair, Sort of
1- Murder unsuccessful but attempted murder went great2- Standing your ground depends on what color is standing3- God's law? Which ones4- Guys they've f**ked, no! They're not politicians5- Knocked her out, in a straight manly way6- LoLo is so slow7- Met a senator and lived to tell about it8- Buy 'Merican
21m Feb 21, 2014
21m
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #70 - Fair is Fair, Sort of
1- Murder unsuccessful but attempted murder went great2- Standing your ground depends on what color is standing3- God's law? Which ones4- Guys they've f**ked, no! They're not politicians5- Knocked her out, in a straight manly way6- LoLo is so slow7- Met a senator and lived to tell about it8- Buy 'Merican
22m Feb 21, 2014
22m
#69: Civil Rights? No, Civil Wrongs
1- Michael Sam is gay but it’s the NFL execs that are punks2- Hey Michael, please assault someone to prove you belong3- Media accuses media of media circus during media circus4- MSNBC, stop it5- Repubs can't create laws while busy creating fake websites6- Hello Florida, living to grow up is a basic human right, stand on that
26m Feb 11, 2014
26m
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #69 - Civil Rights? No, Civil Wrongs
1-Michael Sam is gay but it?s the NFL execs that are punks2-Hey Michael, please assault someone to prove you belong3-Media accuses media of media circus during media circus4-MSNBC, stop it5-Repubs can't create laws while busy creating fake websites6-Hello Florida, living to grow up is a basic human right, stand on that
27m Feb 11, 2014
27m
#68: What Would Martin Say
1- What would MLK think today2- He’d think Palin was funny too3- Chris Christie or Chris Soprano4- Rodman goes to rehab5- NSA rules are a secret6- Superbowl is set7- Men like breasts, bet you didn’t know that8- Michelle Obama is 50
21m Jan 21, 2014
21m
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #68 - What Would Martin Say
1-What would MLK think today2-He?d think Palin was funny too3-Chris Christie or Chris Soprano4-Rodman goes to rehab5-NSA rules are a secret6-Superbowl is set7-Men like breasts, bet you didn?t know that8-Michelle Obama is 50
22m Jan 21, 2014
22m
#67: Nothing Changes if Nothing Changes
1- I resolve to get fat2- It's cold outside. Back to you Jim3- You'll fly where we say when we say now pay your fees4- Bridgegate is not a gate5- News that's not news6- Saturday Night Live hires black woman Texas hires Black coach old white man is angry7- Finally, I can drive while black
20m Jan 12, 2014
20m
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #67 - Nothing Changes if Nothing Changes
1- I resolve to get fat2- It's cold outside. Back to you Jim3- You'll fly where we say when we say now pay your fees4- Bridgegate is not a gate5- News that's not news6- Saturday Night Live hires black woman Texas hires Black coach old white man is angry7- Finally, I can drive while black
21m Jan 12, 2014
21m
#66: Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas...give someone a goat
18m Dec 19, 2013
18m
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #66 - Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas...give someone a goat
18m Dec 19, 2013
18m
#65: We Need Jesus
1- I was in Jakarta2- I almost gave up on evil until we hit a new low3- Ted Cruz liked Mandela on Facebook4- Stuart Varney tired of Pope and this whole help the poor thing5- I finally agree with the right, Jesus, get back here
17m Dec 09, 2013
17m
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #65 - We Need Jesus
1-I was in Jakarta2-I almost gave up on evil until we hit a new low3-Ted Cruz liked Mandela on Facebook4-Stuart Varney tired of Pope and this whole help the poor thing5-I finally agree with the right, Jesus, get back here
17m Dec 09, 2013
17m
#64: Obama es no Bueno
1- Obama es no bueno2- We don’t like him but boy is he powerful3- Christian+ Patriot+ militia = meeting secret service4- No its not race, you racist5- When you get away with it, shut up6- Fight the war on Christmas, get to a mall
25m Nov 27, 2013
25m
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #64
1-Obama es no bueno2-We don?t like him but boy is he powerful3-Christian+ Patriot+ militia = meeting secret service4-No its not race, you racist5-When you get away with it, shut up6-Fight the war on Christmas, get to a mall
26m Nov 27, 2013
26m
#63: Things Ain't Always As They Seem
1- Healthcare.gov the same as Katrina except for the dead and homeless people 2- Chris Christy is not approved by conventional racist homophobes 3- Dave Wilson wants to be black Well watch out for the police 4- Melissa Bachman is not related to Michelle Bachman which is even scarier because now we know there's 2 of them 5- Tips are cash not advice or your close minded hate 6- There seemed ...
29m Nov 19, 2013
29m
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #63 - Things Ain't Always As They Seem
1- Healthcare.gov the same as Katrina except for the dead and homeless people 2- Chris Christy is not approved by conventional racist homophobes 3- Dave Wilson wants to be black Well watch out for the police 4- Melissa Bachman is not related to Michelle Bachman which is even scarier because now we know there's 2 of them 5- Tips are cash not advice or your close minded hate 6- There seemed ...
30m Nov 19, 2013
30m
#62: From the Outside Looking In
From the Outside Looking In 1- Live from Canada2- Mayors on crack3- Reasonable Republican?4- Suzanne's blonde moment5- Unlikely supporter6- Go Clippers7- Rule 62
21m Nov 11, 2013
21m
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #62
From the Outside Looking In 1- Live from Canada2- Mayors on crack3- Reasonable Republican?4- Suzanne's blonde moment5- Unlikely supporter6- Go Clippers7- Rule 62
22m Nov 11, 2013
22m
#61: We're Movin!
We’re Movin! Are we movin fwd or backward? I dunno but we are movin Fwd Darrel Wallace wins at NASCARBackward Shopping at Barneys? Bring your pay stubBackward Voting rights lawsFwd Judge admits he screwed up on voting rights lawsHOPE kids react to Cheerios commercial
23m Oct 29, 2013
23m
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #61
We?re Movin! Are we movin fwd or backward? I dunno but we are movin Fwd Darrel Wallace wins at NASCARBackward Shopping at Barneys? Bring your pay stubBackward Voting rights lawsFwd Judge admits he screwed up on voting rights lawsHOPE kids react to Cheerios commercial
24m Oct 29, 2013
24m
#60: Please...have a plan
Have a plan, whether you...1-shut down the government2-legalize weed or 3-watch the end of days Please, Have a plan
24m Oct 24, 2013
24m
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #60
Have a plan, whether you...1-shut down the government2-legalize weed or 3-watch the end of days Please, Have a plan
24m Oct 24, 2013
24m
#59: Race to the Bottom
1- Shut em down! Shut ‘em, Shut ‘em Down2- Man up and shut down everything3- Uh fellas, the heatlh care law still went into effect4- Approval rating? Congress loses to president, of Russia5- Race to the bottom and we all lose
21m Oct 02, 2013
21m
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #59
1-Shut em down! Shut ?em, Shut ?em Down2-Man up and shut down everything3-Uh fellas, the heatlh care law still went into effect4-Approval rating? Congress loses to president, of Russia5-Race to the bottom and we all lose
22m Oct 02, 2013
22m
#58: Beanie Babies in Trouble
1-Another mass shooting, business as usual2-New gun laws, No Gun laws, No new gun laws3-Take guns from mentally ill? Hell they won’t take them from the blind4- Nothing changes if Nothing changes from cops to congress5- Another scary black man shot 6- Defund Obamacare or we will shut down the government, again, no really, this time we mean it, sort of, we will, 7- Beanie Babies in trouble8- Crim...
26m Sep 20, 2013
26m
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #58
1-Another mass shooting, business as usual2-New gun laws, No Gun laws, No new gun laws3-Take guns from mentally ill? Hell they won?t take them from the blind4- Nothing changes if Nothing changes from cops to congress5- Another scary black man shot 6- Defund Obamacare or we will shut down the government, again, no really, this time we mean it, sort of, we will, 7- Beanie Babies in trouble8- Crim...
27m Sep 20, 2013
27m
#57: Miss Kansas Has Ink
1- Sanity in Syria US and Russia agree to let UN inspect and destroy weapons to avoid airstrikes and save face2- This week I’m going with stupid and sports3- Zimmerman at it again altercation with wife and father in law IPad smashed Zimmerman hitting head again he’s always hit in head and of course no charges filed. He’s neighborhood watch captain its time to move out of neighborhood4- Iowa say...
25m Sep 17, 2013
25m
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #57
1-Sanity in Syria US and Russia agree to let UN inspect and destroy weapons to avoid airstrikes and save face2-This week I?m going with stupid and sports3-Zimmerman at it again altercation with wife and father in law IPad smashed Zimmerman hitting head again he?s always hit in head and of course no charges filed. He?s neighborhood watch captain its time to move out of neighborhood4-Iowa says it...
26m Sep 17, 2013
26m
#56: Confounded Confederates
1- Was that Obama or Bush I heard?2- Confounded Confederates3- Missouri out to shoot constitution4- Pro football is back, in college
20m Sep 06, 2013
20m
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #56
1- Was that Obama or Bush I heard?2- Confounded Confederates3- Missouri out to shoot constitution4- Pro football is back, in college
21m Sep 06, 2013
21m
#55: Alonzo on NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS
Listen to Alonzo's appearance on NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS on http://Laffster.com!
47m Aug 29, 2013
47m
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #55
Listen to Alonzo's appearance on NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS on http://Laffster.com!
48m Aug 29, 2013
48m
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #54
1-Pray for Mississippi2-Anti Obamacare is getting sick3-I?ll sue you to charge me more cuz I?m crazy4-Wal Mart people, pay & problems5-NCAA may have to free indentured servants, I mean college athletes6-A Rod hits the guy who hit him7-The Butler
35m Aug 21, 2013
35m
#53: Backwards and Forwards
1- Cecil Gaines, The Butler2- North Carolina moving backwards3- Virginia staying backwards4- Texas, well theyre just Texas5- Damn constitution stopped a frisky Bloomberg 6- Someone please save Chicago7- Deficit is dropping Both sides anxious to take credit for not giving credit8- Oprah dissed, may buy Stitzerland9- You can’t name your kid Messiah, just ask God
35m Aug 15, 2013
35m
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #53
1-Cecil Gaines, The Butler2-North Carolina moving backwards3-Virginia staying backwards4-Texas, well theyre just Texas5-Damn constitution stopped a frisky Bloomberg 6-Someone please save Chicago7-Deficit is dropping Both sides anxious to take credit for not giving credit8-Oprah dissed, may buy Stitzerland9-You can?t name your kid Messiah, just ask God
36m Aug 15, 2013
36m
#52: Goodbye George Duke
1- Why Blame A-Rod2- The Steroid era A few good years3- Youre not conservative enough Stop Reading4- A Weiner by any other Name5- The artist known as Jay-Z6- Goodbye George Duke, Thanks
29m Aug 07, 2013
29m
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #52
1-Why Blame A-Rod2-The Steroid era A few good years3-Youre not conservative enough Stop Reading4-A Weiner by any other Name5-The artist known as Jay-Z6-Goodbye George Duke, Thanks
29m Aug 07, 2013
29m
#51: Baseball and Juice
1- I Love Montreal2- Carlos Danger for Mayor3- You need a therapist, or Jesus depends on which side your on4- My boss made my annual salary TODAY5- White Supremacist named black quits I can’t make that up6- How many babies can you afford7- Baseball and juice8- Baby Prince George who I don’t care about but must mention by law9- Surfers riot no, really, they did. dude, wtf????
33m Aug 01, 2013
33m
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #51
1- I Love Montreal2- Carlos Danger for Mayor3- You need a therapist, or Jesus depends on which side your on4- My boss made my annual salary TODAY5- White Supremacist named black quits I can?t make that up6- How many babies can you afford7- Baseball and juice8- Baby Prince George who I don?t care about but must mention by law9- Surfers riot no, really, they did. dude, wtf????
33m Aug 01, 2013
33m