Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #101
1-Where are the good guys?2-2015 meet 19653-God's health care plan4-Bracket$$$
24m Mar 20, 2015
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#100: Emails? What emails?
1- Live from St. Thomas 2- God don't want no married gays gettin' health insurance3- War on terror on a budget 4- I ran for president. Please buy my book5- Emails? What emails?6- Hold please7- No credit, bad credit, no problem
24m Mar 04, 2015
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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #100
1- Live from St. Thomas 2- God don't want no married gays gettin' health insurance3- War on terror on a budget 4- I ran for president. Please buy my book5- Emails? What emails?6- Hold please7- No credit, bad credit, no problem
24m Mar 04, 2015
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#99: Free Range Kids
1- He doesn’t lead cuz we won’t follow2- The people? HA3- My activist judge is better than your activist judge4- A genuine caper5- Beagle wins, PETA loses6- Free Range Kids
27m Feb 19, 2015
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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #99
1-He doesn?t lead cuz we won?t follow2-The people? HA3-My activist judge is better than your activist judge4-A genuine caper5-Beagle wins, PETA loses6-Free Range Kids
28m Feb 19, 2015
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#98: Goodbye Mr. Stewart
1- Goodbye Mr. Stewart2- I misremembered lying3- Dr’s, Twitter, Same thing4- Saintly Sinners5- Kanye Kanye Kanye6- That’s my beer7- Capt Obvious strikes again8- BBW
21m Feb 11, 2015
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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #98
1-Goodbye Mr. Stewart2-I misremembered lying3-Dr?s, Twitter, Same thing4-Saintly Sinners5-Kanye Kanye Kanye6-That?s my beer7-Capt Obvious strikes again8-BBW
22m Feb 11, 2015
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#97: The State of the Union
Barry got his SWAG back
14m Jan 26, 2015
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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #97 - The State of the Union
Barry got his SWAG back
15m Jan 26, 2015
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#96: Magical Senate
1- France fights back with the sword and the pen2- Politicians blaming each other what country is this3- Magical senate works pretty fast4- Spend more get less: that's the democrat's way5- Congressional diversity in 19226- Free college? Not while there are prisons7- Texas is shaky
25m Jan 11, 2015
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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #96
1- France fights back with the sword and the pen2- Politicians blaming each other what country is this3- Magical senate works pretty fast4- Spend more get less: that's the democrat's way5- Congressional diversity in 19226- Free college? Not while there are prisons7- Texas is shaky
26m Jan 11, 2015
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#95: Happy New Year
1- Happy New Year2- Angry New Congress3- Slow Down Officers4- How Bout Dem Cowboys5- New Year, Old Resolution6- Sarah’s Still Here7- Goodbye Stuart Scott
15m Jan 06, 2015
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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #95 - Happy New Year
1- Happy New Year2- Angry New Congress3- Slow Down Officers4- How Bout Dem Cowboys5- New Year, Old Resolution6- Sarah?s Still Here7- Goodbye Stuart Scott
16m Jan 06, 2015
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#94: Cheney Loves Torture
1- Cheney loves torture2- Everyone knew about enhanced interrogation except the head of interrogation3- Speaking of Interrogation, we won't be seeing it4- US and Cuba get along better than Barack Obama and congress5- I’ll take cars for 1000 a month Alex6- Vote for me at blowme.org7- Open carry, open fire8- Surgeon general is hired9- Uber in Uber trouble
25m Dec 18, 2014
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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #94
1-Cheney loves torture2-Everyone knew about enhanced interrogation except the head of interrogation3-Speaking of Interrogation, we won't be seeing it4-US and Cuba get along better than Barack Obama and congress5-I?ll take cars for 1000 a month Alex6-Vote for me at blowme.org7-Open carry, open fire8-Surgeon general is hired9-Uber in Uber trouble
26m Dec 18, 2014
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#93: Athletes Can Protest
1- Sadly here we go again now its Eric Garner 2- Jon Stewart couldn’t make a joke Rand Paul was a joke3- Imagine if he’d been white4- Who’s afraid of a large black man? Apparently Charles you are...5- Athletes can protest, I mean, they’re large black men 6- Criming While White7- What MLK really did8- True Hero cops are overshadowed by the cowards but they do exist9- Let's stop this, I want to b...
33m Dec 09, 2014
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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #93
1-Sadly here we go again now its Eric Garner 2-Jon Stewart couldn?t make a joke Rand Paul was a joke3-Imagine if he?d been white4-Who?s afraid of a large black man? Apparently Charles you are...5-Athletes can protest, I mean, they?re large black men 6-Criming While White7-What MLK really did8-True Hero cops are overshadowed by the cowards but they do exist9-Let's stop this, I want to be funny a...
33m Dec 09, 2014
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#92: Ferguson
1- Nothing changes if nothing changes and nothing has changed2- Happy Thanksgiving Don’t get trampled
23m Nov 26, 2014
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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #92 - Ferguson
1- Nothing changes if nothing changes and nothing has changed2- Happy Thanksgiving Don?t get trampled
24m Nov 26, 2014
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#91: Liberal quarantine?
1- Cosby...I can’t call it2- Two realities, one country3- What if we tax the guns4- My religion doesn’t affect you until it does5- You’re an immigrant. My grandfather was an immigrant but I forget that6- Lets get this war on Christmas started early, like Black Friday sales7- Liberal quarantine? Yes, please, we all have ebola stay away from us and our money
30m Nov 19, 2014
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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #91
1-Cosby...I can?t call it2-Two realities, one country3-What if we tax the guns4-My religion doesn?t affect you until it does5-You?re an immigrant. My grandfather was an immigrant but I forget that6-Lets get this war on Christmas started early, like Black Friday sales7-Liberal quarantine? Yes, please, we all have ebola stay away from us and our money
30m Nov 19, 2014
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#90: Merry Christmas GOP
1- Merry Christmas GOP the Dems have decided to give you the Senate2- Haitian immigrant is ok but that Kenyan Immigrant is still a problem3- We promise not to shut down government like last time we shut down government4- Don’t worry, we’re still crazy5- I just hooked up with a hot cheerleader, what do you mean illegal?
17m Nov 07, 2014
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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #90
1- Merry Christmas GOP the Dems have decided to give you the Senate2- Haitian immigrant is ok but that Kenyan Immigrant is still a problem3- We promise not to shut down government like last time we shut down government4- Don?t worry, we?re still crazy5- I just hooked up with a hot cheerleader, what do you mean illegal?
18m Nov 07, 2014
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#89: Do Not Sit Here
1- Thou shalt not support a democrat2- Hey Bear, put the donut down3- Capt obvious has spoken4- The polls say we can make more money from a playoff5- Do Not Sit Here6- Bash brother shoots self7- No more Honey Boo Boo chile, hope for us all
21m Oct 29, 2014
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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #89
1-Thou shalt not support a democrat2-Hey Bear, put the donut down3-Capt obvious has spoken4-The polls say we can make more money from a playoff5-Do Not Sit Here6-Bash brother shoots self7-No more Honey Boo Boo chile, hope for us all
21m Oct 29, 2014
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#88: I Heard It On TMZ
1- I’m still with you brother2- Doing nothing is too activist3- Jesus is asking religion to leave him alone4- I heard it on TMZ5- Go Royals
22m Oct 14, 2014
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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #88
1- I?m still with you brother2- Doing nothing is too activist3- Jesus is asking religion to leave him alone4- I heard it on TMZ5- Go Royals
23m Oct 14, 2014
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#87: FOX News Confused
1- Repubs don't want to debate abortion, gay marriage or contraception. You now, their core issues 2- God's giving out pink slips 3- FOX News intolerance of Muslims matches Muslims intolerance of Americans 4- Black pastor says Obama's a gay Kenyan; FOX News confused 5- Forbes says "Even better than Reagan" 6- Ebola, Ebola and more Ebola 7- NFL players agree to wear pink ties to court when...
30m Oct 03, 2014
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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #87
1- Repubs don't want to debate abortion, gay marriage or contraception. You now, their core issues 2- God's giving out pink slips 3- FOX News intolerance of Muslims matches Muslims intolerance of Americans 4- Black pastor says Obama's a gay Kenyan; FOX News confused 5- Forbes says "Even better than Reagan" 6- Ebola, Ebola and more Ebola 7- NFL players agree to wear pink ties to court when...
31m Oct 03, 2014
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#86: I'm Watching Chess
1- NFL is a mess that needs a leader2- Budweiser is going gangster, Tony Soprano would be proud3- ESPN fumbles again and again and again4- Drug tests, suspensions, suspensions of drug tests5- I’m watching Chess6- Republicans say drug test non users7- Get your MRAP here kids8- Scene from movie Crash becomes real life in my hometown9- Smell your cabbie, no really g’head , smell him
31m Sep 18, 2014
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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #86
1- NFL is a mess that needs a leader2- Budweiser is going gangster, Tony Soprano would be proud3- ESPN fumbles again and again and again4- Drug tests, suspensions, suspensions of drug tests5- I?m watching Chess6- Republicans say drug test non users7- Get your MRAP here kids8- Scene from movie Crash becomes real life in my hometown9- Smell your cabbie, no really g?head , smell him
31m Sep 18, 2014
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#85: Can Siri Step Up?
1- ESPN scooped by TMZ is BS 2- My NBA owner is more racist than yours 3- Sometimes you just need a punch in the mouth 4- Lowlife bullies meet big time internet 5- iPhone 6...can Siri step up?
21m Sep 12, 2014
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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #85
1- ESPN scooped by TMZ is BS 2- My NBA owner is more racist than yours 3- Sometimes you just need a punch in the mouth 4- Lowlife bullies meet big time internet 5- iPhone 6...can Siri step up?
22m Sep 12, 2014
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#84: Joan Rivers RIP
1- A plan for Isis2- Look out Governor.3- Bachman was right. We're in trouble now4- Twisted logic of hate.5- Wanna see me naked?6- Footballs back. Call a lawyer7- Joan Rivers RIP
25m Sep 05, 2014
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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #84
1- A plan for Isis2- Look out Governor.3- Bachman was right. We're in trouble now4- Twisted logic of hate.5- Wanna see me naked?6- Footballs back. Call a lawyer7- Joan Rivers RIP
26m Sep 05, 2014
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#83: That's Expensive Tea...
1- They're police, not soldiers - drive a van2- John Crawford was openly carrying a toy gun3- ENOUGH, STOP SHOOTING4- Thats expensive tea5- Left and right agree that they don't like public integrity investigations6- You're not paranoid when they are corrupt7- I made 142 million, for nothing8- Ice bucket challenged9- Michael Sam sacks Johnny Football; so do the Browns10- Suge Knight shot as the ...
34m Aug 25, 2014
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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #83
1- They're police, not soldiers - drive a van2- John Crawford was openly carrying a toy gun3- ENOUGH, STOP SHOOTING4- Thats expensive tea5- Left and right agree that they don't like public integrity investigations6- You're not paranoid when they are corrupt7- I made 142 million, for nothing8- Ice bucket challenged9- Michael Sam sacks Johnny Football; so do the Browns10- Suge Knight shot as the ...
35m Aug 25, 2014
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#82: Do Dogs Read Craigslist?
1- Summer break from school shootings to shoot black kids2- Robin Williams is gone3- Let's not do stupid shit4- 2 weeks of not clearing brush5- Welcome gov and the Klan6- Do dogs read Craigslist?7- We’re sick but we hate healthcare8- We got robbed in a sketchy neighborhood9- College payers will get paid10- Welcome to Sturgis I was wrong
32m Aug 14, 2014
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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #82
1- Summer break from school shootings to shoot black kids2- Robin Williams is gone3- Let's not do stupid shit4- 2 weeks of not clearing brush5- Welcome gov and the Klan6- Do dogs read Craigslist?7- We?re sick but we hate healthcare8- We got robbed in a sketchy neighborhood9- College payers will get paid10- Welcome to Sturgis I was wrong
32m Aug 14, 2014
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#81: Insulted By Rickles
1- I've been insulted by Rickles....comedy careers complete2- Sarah Palin TV, cheaper than your porn site3- Constitution smonstitution, I’m Rand Paul4- Right of the right5- Obama vs Israel6- Canadian Sopranos meet Maury Povich7- Rob Ford might be the smart one in family8- Sexy teacher teaches boys sex9- Sterling's out but we’re stuck with Stephen A10- Thor’s a woman Capt America’s black The Tea...
30m Jul 29, 2014
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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #81
1-I've been insulted by Rickles....comedy careers complete2-Sarah Palin TV, cheaper than your porn site3-Constitution smonstitution, I?m Rand Paul4-Right of the right5-Obama vs Israel6-Canadian Sopranos meet Maury Povich7-Rob Ford might be the smart one in family8-Sexy teacher teaches boys sex9-Sterling's out but we?re stuck with Stephen A10-Thor?s a woman Capt America?s black The Tea Partys mad
31m Jul 29, 2014
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#80: Dick Cheney vs EVERYBODY
1- Schools out No Shootings2- What a pretty convict you have3- Ann Coulter hates soccer so it must be good4- Tea party Vs Tea Party decided by black people? Only in America5- Dick Cheney vs EVERYBODY6- What the founding fathers meant was, read and think for yourselves
35m Jul 09, 2014
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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #80
1-Schools out No Shootings2-What a pretty convict you have3-Ann Coulter hates soccer so it must be good4-Tea party Vs Tea Party decided by black people? Only in America5-Dick Cheney vs EVERYBODY6-What the founding fathers meant was, read and think for yourselves
36m Jul 09, 2014
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#79: Lookin' for Good News
1- Lookin for good news, found shootings2- Seattle, Oregon, Vegas...I can't keep up3- They’re not school shootings, they’re shootings that took place at a school4- Shootings and racism are like hot dogs and apple pie5- Obama palling around with terrorists again6- Long beard, you must be terrorist, or Duck hunter7- New bible endorsed by same Jesus that brought you guns8- Obama multitasking start...
28m Jun 17, 2014
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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #79 - Lookin for Good News
1- Lookin for good news, found shootings2- Seattle, Oregon, Vegas...I can't keep up3- They?re not school shootings, they?re shootings that took place at a school4- Shootings and racism are like hot dogs and apple pie5- Obama palling around with terrorists again6- Long beard, you must be terrorist, or Duck hunter7- New bible endorsed by same Jesus that brought you guns8- Obama multitasking start...
28m Jun 17, 2014
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#78: Australia Did It
1- I’m not psychic2- Cowards, featuring Joe The Plumber3- #yesallwomen because we men need to know4- I brought my gun to a restaurant5- Fewer guns vs more racism, only in America6- Australia did it7- Goodbye Maya Angelou we love you, we miss you and we need you
29m May 28, 2014
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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #78
1-I?m not psychic2-Cowards, featuring Joe The Plumber3-#yesallwomen because we men need to know4-I brought my gun to a restaurant5-Fewer guns vs more racism, only in America6-Australia did it7-Goodbye Maya Angelou we love you, we miss you and we need you
29m May 28, 2014
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#77: Guns Gunz Gunz
1- We register cars, don't we?2- Hello police? There's an armed militia next door3- Insane, meet more insane4- Race has nothing, I mean everything to do with it5- A word from an expert6- Guns as free speech7- Your argument could kill me
27m May 16, 2014
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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #77 - Guns Gunz Gunz
1- We register cars, don't we?2- Hello police? There's an armed militia next door3- Insane, meet more insane4- Race has nothing, I mean everything to do with it5- A word from an expert6- Guns as free speech7- Your argument could kill me
28m May 16, 2014
28m
#76: Sterling is the New Rust
1- Donald Sterling's racist rant cost him the Clippers2- Adam Silver don’t play3- Gold-digger’s gotta dig4- Cliven who?5- Sarah’s crazy Supreme court is dangerous 6- A living wage might cost you your other job, dinosaurs wore saddles and other repub myths7- Sorry PJ maybe Tesla will make a chainsaw
32m May 01, 2014
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