350: Sesquarcentennial Edition
In this week’s episode, we’ll use our powers for good like monster mamma taught us, I'M MATT GAETZ AND I'M PART OF THIS INTRO, and Eli will reluctantly agree that it doesn’t have to be the “Vulgarity for Charity”-tacular, since Vulgarity for Charity is already a name. --- How to Participate in Vulgarity for Charity: Click here to donate to Modest Needs (https://www.modestneeds.org/) Send your d...
1hr Oct 31, 2019
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349: John Wicca Edition
In this week’s episode, Trump supporting Christians promise they’ve glued their bar to the FLOOR, Coach Dave has a homophobic meltdown when thinking about baseball backfires, and the UK will reject the call to eat mor chicken. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godles...
1hr Oct 24, 2019
1hr
348: Gorbellied Mumpsimus Edition
In this week’s episode, Noah is overwhelmed by a cornucopia of a$$holery, Heath starts picturing William Barr's prolapsed a$$hole as a cornucopia...and Mike Pompeo's as another one, and Eli starts thinking of ways we could make that happen. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Di...
1hr 9m Oct 17, 2019
1hr 9m
347: Heavy Petting Edition
In this week’s episode, the holy spirit will check his texts, the person in the jail cell next to Amber Guyger is redecorating like crazy, and we’ll learn how to not have sex. --- Check out our newest sponsor, American Elections: Wicked Game (https://wondery.com/shows/american-elections-wicked-game/) --- Get your tickets to see Citation Needed live: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-...
1hr Oct 10, 2019
1hr
346: Impeach Around Edition
In this week’s episode, the nation’s preeminent christians refuse to turn our president into a peach, Lindsay Graham explains that if you hear something, it doesn't count if you say something, and Hillary Morgan Fehrer will try to acronym again. --- See us in New York for Citation Needed live! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-nyc-tickets-67044382553 See Andrew and Thomas in ...
1hr Oct 03, 2019
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345: Face Off Edition
In this week’s episode, Anna will drop the mic on Deuteronomy, Greta Thunberg comes SO CLOSE to exploding Donald Trump's face with her mind, and Heath gave a hilarious talk in Kentucky and you missed it. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-...
1hr Sep 26, 2019
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344: Fish Taco Edition
In this week’s episode, Chicago worshipers will Shale Mary, we'll talk about the classic riddle of the Christian, the chainsaw, and the penis crossing the river, and we’ll encourage kids to have sex with vegetables the right way. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist Come see us in New York City on October 12th: https://www.eventbr...
1hr Sep 19, 2019
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343: The Harder They Falwell Edition
In this week’s episode, we’ll finish Vulgarity for Charity just in time for Vulgarity for Charity, Kevin Sorbo forces the Academy to add an award for greatest motion picture of all time, and we learn that not everything that’s Falwell ends well. --- Get tickets to see us live in NYC on October 12th: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-nyc-tickets-67044382553 To make a per episo...
1hr Sep 12, 2019
1hr
342: The "Where's My Fiddle?" Edition
In this week’s episode, a Tennessee principle will injure himself running at the wall between platforms 9 and 10, god traps the Pope inside an elevator for 25 minutes so he can think about what he did, and Don Ford will be here to voice more fantasy than adventure. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist See Heath at the Kentucky Fre...
1hr Sep 05, 2019
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341: Bear it All Edition
In this week’s episode, New zealand will shoot yet another arrow through our heart, the MyPillow guy finally gets recognized for his contribution to the intellectual progress of humanity, and we’ll dip into a little more ursine wisdom. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist So see Heath say words at the Kentucky Freethought Conventi...
1hr Aug 29, 2019
1hr
340: One Nation, Indivisible Edition
In this week’s episode, the Supreme Court will decide if trans people exist, Steve King tries to give a hot take on the upside to rape and incest, and Hemant Mehta will tell us why god hates flags. --- See our live Citation Needed show in NYC on October 12th: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-nyc-tickets-67044382553 To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: h...
59m Aug 22, 2019
59m
339: Saving Silverman Edition
In this week’s episode, Christian science turns out to be mostly subtraction, Christian God considers punishing Sarah Silverman with dentistry and genocide, and Don Ford will be here to fantasize adventurously. --- To get your tickets to see Citation Needed live in NYC, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-nyc-tickets-67044382553 To make a per episode donation at Pat...
1hr Aug 15, 2019
1hr
338: Hard G Edition
In this week’s episode, we’ll pull out some long overdue roasts, the kids from Covington Catholic sue the time dimension for defamation, and America will make it through this whole intro without a mass shooting. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-S...
1hr Aug 08, 2019
1hr
337: Oy Canada Edition
In this week’s episode, Canada will oppress its dozens of Jews by holding its election on a day that ends in Y, a bishop teaches us to create a gay fetus with this one simple trick, and America will be less stupid than ever, which is still really stupid. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www...
1hr Aug 01, 2019
1hr
336: By the Numbers Edition
In this week’s episode, we’ll learn the secret to a successful theocracy, We learn that Judaism hates dogs but loves fences, and Anna Bosnick will be here to sing by the numbers. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53F...
1hr Jul 25, 2019
1hr
335: Pearl Interrupted Edition
In this week’s episode, The president gets really confused by the “where” in “where you came from”, a GOP homophobe compares himself to a World War II hero and gay people to...Hitler, we think, and Iran will remind you why they didn’t name their country “I rock.” --- Come see us live in Virginia Beach! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-virginia-beach-tickets-63066905813 To m...
1hr Jul 18, 2019
1hr
334: ScathingAtheist 334: Mama Bear Edition
In this week’s episode, America votes meh on religion, the Church of England lowers itself into a vat of molten steel and gives us a thumbs up, and Eli will present a book report that never quite gets to the book. --- Come see us in Virginia Beach on July 27th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-virginia-beach-tickets-63066905813 To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com,...
1hr Jul 11, 2019
1hr
333: Half the Devil Edition
In this week’s episode, America warms to the idea of separate but equal bakeries, a Columbian bishop accidentally invents a helicopter method for producing crack, and the GOP will damn near target Heath by name. --- Come see Noah at the Ark Park protest: https://www.facebook.com/events/2060459984043947/ To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAt...
1hr Jul 04, 2019
1hr
332: Blatant Big Cross Edition
In this week’s episode, 70% of people who say they aren’t gay anymore say they aren’t gay anymore, Jerry Falwell Jr. files a copyright claim against The Sound and the Fury: The Soap Opera for stealing his life story, and Joseph Smith will agree with Moses about how great Joseph Smith is. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy...
1hr Jun 27, 2019
1hr
331: Here Comes the Pride Editon
In this week’s episode, God hates Flags, Heath gets defensive enough to screw up the intro cadence, and New York tries to take the ‘ill’ out of Williamsburg. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF...
1hr Jun 20, 2019
1hr
330: Sticks and Stones Edition
In this week’s episode, Numbers will earn its namesake in a body count, Donald Trump gets wildly confused by the definite article of "the Moon", and Noah left his heart in San Francisco because the TSA says it’s technically a container of liquid. --- Come see us live in Virginia Beach! You’ll find ticket info here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-virginia-beach-tickets-630...
1hr Jun 13, 2019
1hr
329: California Dreamin' Edition
In this week’s episode, Joseph Smith copies off of Matthew’s homework, Heath gets removed from a winery despite being quite certain we were in America, and the we’ll have to check the “use by” date on a few of these headlines. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godles...
1hr Jun 06, 2019
1hr
328: Flood Damaged Edition
In this week’s episode, Ben Carson is pretty sure trans people can turn into cars so why would they even NEED to be in a homeless shelter , Ken Ham's Ark Park finds out their insurance has a deductible for sweet sweet irony, and Alabama will make an exception if you promise only to abort the gay fetuses. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/Scath...
1hr May 30, 2019
1hr
327: You Can't De-Fetus Edition
In this week’s episode, The Handmaid's Tale becomes a documentary, Margaret Atwood sues the entire American South for copyright infringement, and Don Ford (Voice of Fantasy and Adventure) will get thanked at the end of the episode. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-G...
1hr May 23, 2019
1hr
326: Sim's City Edition
In this week’s episode, Christians will take their balls and go home, Heath’s opening bullet point will get cut from the intro because it refers to a story we decided to push to next week and that’ll make the intro sound weird, and Steve Anderson is reminded that in Ireland, they drive out the snakes. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAth...
1hr May 16, 2019
1hr
325: Founding Myth Edition
In this week’s episode, Ken Ham will argue the age of the earth with somebody old enough to remember it’s formation, Donald Trump doesn't think Barack Obama is the only president who deserves reparations, and Andrew Seidel will join us from the Castle Black of the wall of separation. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our b...
1hr May 09, 2019
1hr
324: Levite Club Edition
In this week’s episode, we actively want your money, we learn that the sandworms of Arrakis like to both spit AND swallow, and Anna will somehow exceed your expectations. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr...
1hr May 02, 2019
1hr
323: A Peel's Court Edition
In this week’s episode, Richlands, Virginia is besieged by Tarot...ists, our top 10 about the Cincinnati conference has NO MENTION of Skyline's chili toast crunch, and we’ll take the nuanced look at having sex with animals that our audience demanded. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www....
1hr Apr 25, 2019
1hr
322: Joey Strikes Back Edition
In this week’s episode, everyone hates Ex Benedict, Christian people react to Mayor Pete like a Rubik's Cube made of their deepest fears, and Matt Powell will beg gay people to handcuff him. --- To get tickets to our live show in Cincinnati, click here: https://www.aacon2019.org/ To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our boo...
1hr Apr 18, 2019
1hr
321: Ray Comfort Food Edition
On this week’s episode: Noah’s too sick to stop a LOT of things from happening that shouldn’t ... We learn that Ray Comfort REALLY wants to get licked again ... And we pay lip service to Leviticus. For more info about American Atheists’ Annual convention, click here: https://www.aacon2019.org/ To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist T...
1hr Apr 11, 2019
1hr
320: Stoned in a Bad Way Edition
Georgia Heartbeat bill: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/health/2019/04/02/georgia-fetal-heartbeat-abortion-bill-governor-brian-kemp/3331514002/ After Catholic Mom’s Leggings Rant, Notre Dame Students Wear Them in Protest https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/03/28/after-catholic-moms-leggings-rant-notre-dame-students-wear-them-in-protest/ Liberty U. to Students Reporting Title IX Viol...
1hr Apr 04, 2019
1hr
319: Promise Keepers Edition
In this week’s episode, all churches are bad, we learn that Donald Trump had absolutely no part in [REDACTED], and we’ll learn about the dangers of going ash to mouth. --- To learn more about American Atheist’s 2019 convention, click here: https://www.aacon2019.org/ To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there...
1hr Mar 28, 2019
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318: Exo-Dusted Off Edition
In this week’s episode, Amazon stops recommending killing your child, Mike Pompeo refuses to grant a separate but equal press briefing for the secular media, and you won’t believe what Moses’s brother does with a calf. Learn more about International Atheist day here: http://www.atheistrepublic.com/atheist-day Come see Noah in Austin on 3/23. Find info here: https://www.atheistdayaustin.com/ ...
1hr Mar 21, 2019
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317: Irrational Edition
In this week’s episode, Jenny Mccarthy will refuse to accept the existence of Denmark, Heath will make a pi joke for three math nerds, and George Pell will spend less time in prison that we’ve spent doing this show. For more info about American Atheists’ Annual convention, click here: https://www.aacon2019.org/ To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/...
1hr Mar 14, 2019
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316: On Vacation Edition
In this week’s episode, we’ll play a bunch of out of date headlines we recorded before we left for Denver, Eli and Heath will take advantage of Noah not being around to greenlight the final edit, and Tom and Cecil show up to help us prove that if you can’t say something nice about somebody it should act as no impediment to talking about them. Last chance to see us in Denver! Get tickets here: ...
1hr Mar 07, 2019
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315: Pell in a Cell Edition
In this week’s episode, Cardinal Pell will start rethinking that ‘clearing his name’ strategy, professional skeptic Susan Gerbic teaches us how to catch a mentalist predator, and the Pope will name a long series of children they didn’t rape. Extra special thanks to Don Ford (voice of fantasy and adventure) for helping out with Bible Piece Theater this week. And apologies for not thanking or cr...
1hr Feb 28, 2019
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314: Pi Edition
In this week’s episode, Tom and Cecil from the Cognitive Dissonance podcast will warm your winter with some roasting, the Catholic Church uses deadbeat dads as a diversion, and Ex-Mormons will masturbate as often as they damn well please. Come see us in Denver! https://theorientaltheater.com/event/332075/God-Awful-Movies-LIVE-in-Denver To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here...
1hr Feb 21, 2019
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313: Case Closed Edition
In this week’s episode, you’ll remember that edible arrangements both exists and is terrible, Donald Trump praises important abolitionists like George Wallace, and Lee Strobel’s book will turn out to have an ending after all. Come see us in Denver! https://theorientaltheater.com/event/332075/God-Awful-Movies-LIVE-in-Denver To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www....
1hr Feb 14, 2019
1hr
312: Top 10 Moral Edition
In this week’s episode, the Jews will make it to Mount Sinai, Christian people celebrate Black Face History Month, and Pew Research finds out sick people are less healthy. Come see us live in Denver! https://theorientaltheater.com/event/332075/God-Awful-Movies-LIVE-in-Denver To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, cli...
1hr Feb 07, 2019
1hr
311: Shrinkage Edition
In this week’s episode, adoption agencies will dust off their “no dogs no irish signs JUST in time”, Melania Trump holds a beer for Karen Pence during their feckless contest, and religion will finally find a way to cheat death. Come see us live in Denver! https://theorientaltheater.com/event/332075/God-Awful-Movies-LIVE-in-Denver To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http...
1hr Jan 31, 2019
1hr
310: Circular Reasoning Edition
In this week’s episode, the Supreme Court gets super confused about that whole attack helicopter thing, Heath does NOT redacted with a redacted up redacted’s redacted, and we’ll check back in with Lee Strobel to see if he’s shut up yet. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribe...
1hr Jan 24, 2019
1hr
309: Mind on my Manna Edition
In this week’s episode, Texas Republicans stop being so damn inclusive, evangelicals complain about the secular nature of anti-lynching rules and end their thought right there, and Don Ford, voice of Fantasy and Adventure, will be here to finally give this show some liberal arts chops. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our...
1hr Jan 17, 2019
1hr
308: Vitamin Enriched Edition
In this week’s episode, we say things that would make Rashida Tlaib blush, Mike Pence and Nancy Pelosi yell “Expelliarmus” at each other all weekend, and we’ll learn that we can have Eli’s multivitamins when we pry them from his cold dead hand. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/...
1hr Jan 10, 2019
1hr
307: I'll Make Hug to You Edition
In this week’s episode, Eli will make a New Year’s resolution to have sex with fewer mailboxes, Eli will fail at his New Year’s resolution, and we’re all left wondering how that works. Get tickets to our live show in Dallas here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-dallas-tickets-53204012634 To find out how to see Noah live on The Atheist Experience on Sunday, January 13th, ...
1hr Jan 03, 2019
1hr
306: Let's Plague Edition
In this week’s episode, Noah refuses to let Eli do a podcast yule log, we learn how that relates to Eli's vision board about his annual solid defecation, and we’ll bid farewell to 2018 like we were waving away a fart. --- Get tickets to our live show in Dallas here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-dallas-tickets-53204012634 To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com,...
1hr Dec 27, 2018
1hr
305: Bitter Pell to Swallow Edition
In this week’s episode, we ask “If George Pell molests kids in an Australian forest, does it make a sound?”, we learn about the Bible's take on heteronormative pegging, and we’ll remember those we’ve lost in the War on Christmas. Get tickets to our live show in Dallas here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-dallas-tickets-53204012634 To make a per episode donation at Patre...
1hr Dec 20, 2018
1hr
304: Pop Goes the Uighur Edition
In this week’s episode, we’ll find out the best thing two nuns can do outside of a porn, praying makes you an asshole according to math, the a priori fabric of the universe, and we’ll move for a mistrial in The Case for Christ. To see us live in Dallas on December 12th, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-dallas-tickets-53204012634 To make a per episode donation ...
1hr Dec 13, 2018
1hr
303: Larry, Curly, and Moses Edition
In this week’s episode, we arm ourselves for the War on Christmas, we learn that Barron Trump was conceived while Melania was laying down under a sex-doll of Donald like a handmaid, and Biblepiece Theater will be here to remind you that there are still sixty-five books left in this damn thing. For tickets to our live show in Dallas, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-liv...
1hr Dec 06, 2018
1hr
302: Vulgaritable Edition (and a half)
On this week's special extra length episode, we reveal just how much good got done without god, our google alert about "Gwyneth Paltrow news" sent a singing telegram with a 30-piece drumline, and Tom and Cecil will be here to get vulgaritable one more time. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://ww...
1hr 30m Nov 29, 2018
1hr 30m
301: Kids' Table Edition
In this week’s episode, we yell all the things you wish you could yell around the Thanksgiving table, Pat Robertson's face traps a mosquito and a Spicy Cheeto for the scientists of the future, and we’ll crack open Case for Christ just so you can be thankful you didn’t. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click ther...
1hr Nov 22, 2018
1hr