S1 Ep138: True As Trash
Holed up together in fire, and possibly environmental, hazard of an apartment on the Upper East Side, Megan and Wendi make trash can jewelry and dine on dried goods in celebration of a little known white trash holiday. And yeah, this episode is 36 hours late but come on, give 'em a break, it's the unholy Christmas After Day!! *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen *** Pretty p...
1hr Dec 26, 2019
1hr
S1 Ep137: Podcast Go Boom Boom
In an effort to be slightly less unhinged, the girls slow things down in attempt to create the world’s first ever Pause-cast. Megan chips away at various survival tactics while snowed into her house and out of her car, and Wendi reveals the ooey, gooey details of her French fitness secrets!! Now, lie back, close your eyes (unless you’re driving, or at work or basically any place that’s not your...
1hr 13m Dec 18, 2019
1hr 13m
S1 Ep136: Pissy Pre-Teens
This girls are off the rails this week, releasing bodily fluids and the blueprint for their tongue-themed, British-fusion restaurant ‘Body ‘eat’. PLUS, Wendi touts the benefits of childhood drug use and Megan recounts the harrowing tale of surviving a brewery train crash!! Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwi...
1hr 6m Dec 11, 2019
1hr 6m
S1 Ep135: Canned Chicken Rapist
This week the girls dish out budget friendly cooking and guide for safely bathing with a loved one. THEN, Megan celebrates her depression induced weight loss and Wendi lists the top 3 worst things about rape. PLUS the duo toys with the idea of a very hooker Christmas. Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing ar...
1hr 3m Dec 04, 2019
1hr 3m
S1 Ep134: Dirty Durstie Cronuts
Dirty Durstie Cronuts It’s an extra loopy rollercoaster of an episode this week when Megan and Wendi record while under the influence of sleeplessness and breakfast beer. After trading tales of public shame eating, the girls funnel their genius into a Durst brothers themed kitchen AND sex toy PLUS they punch through a few pages of a dumbf*ck sh*tc*nt self-help book.  Pretty please check out (an...
1hr 11m Nov 27, 2019
1hr 11m
S1 Ep133: Everything Hurts and I Love It
It’s a surprise group therapy session when Megan and Wendi are joined by extra special guest Josh Hayden (@jd_heathen). The trio dissects everything from crippling anxiety and depression to age-appropriate horse fucking PLUS 'Welcome Back Kotter' parody porn!!  Get ready to let yourself soak in a warm, gooey bath of good old fashioned friendship. Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our...
1hr 27m Nov 20, 2019
1hr 27m
S1 Ep132: Surfboard Assault
This week, the girls do their medium’ist to record while their faces are packed with and leaking trash. Megan is back in Orange County where she slowly morphs into a surfboard and Wendi exploits her own trauma for literally tens of dollars in NYC. Get the inside scoop on why we shouldn’t immediately hate our friends’ significant others, how to be a woke rapist PLUS, find out which celebrity was...
1hr 2m Nov 13, 2019
1hr 2m
S1 Ep131: Vickie Titz
High on cold meds and dick, Megan and Wendi get amped for their latest money making scheme: A 90's wannabe hardcore coverband fronted by a multi-colored mullet man. PLUS, the girls uncover (and evade) the CIA's latest plan to recruit astronaut hooker spies!! Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around toget...
59m Nov 06, 2019
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S1 Ep130: Jumpstart Your Life
It’s a real tear and dick jerker of an episode this week when Megan opens up about the some real shitty shit and Wendi unknowingly invites her friends to proud’ish boys comedy show. On the bright side, the girls return to their selfish help roots and charge full speed ahead to the top of the Automotive charts!! Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pf...
1hr 6m Oct 30, 2019
1hr 6m
S1 Ep129: Cance of Chancer
Fresh off the treadmill and Morning News, Wendi and Megan come in HOT touting the benefits of Gatorade, the health risks of cardio AND they give you the rundown of their new plan the create the first ever Fitness Adventure Vacation company!! PLUS, a list of reasons why you should never, under any circumstances, apologize for anything. Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon pag...
54m Oct 23, 2019
54m
S1 Ep128: Bug Buds
Spooky season is in full swing this week when Wendi narrowly escapes a real-life psychopath and Megan tries to flush a creepy crawler from her cranium!! Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!...
1hr 4m Oct 16, 2019
1hr 4m
S1 Ep127: Leird Wittle Titbits
This week, the girls get fired up and freaked out after figuring out that Megan's therapist is trying to fuck her boyfriend and that Wendi's fitbit may have gone sentient. Plus, titbits on how to turn your dreams into riveting realities!! Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most ...
55m Oct 09, 2019
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S1 Ep126: Hogfish Heroines
Proving that women can be smart AND have hippie tits, Megan and Wendi conquer their cunty computers then attempt to salvage what is left of our society by taking over the DMV and vehemently discouraging gun violence. PLUS, cat fishing incels, roommate mediation and custom sex dolls snuggies. Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra f...
55m Oct 02, 2019
55m
S1 Ep125: Meth Facts
In an exceptionally unhinged episode, Megan considers living in the Zoo and Wendi commits her life to watching her cat on closed caption TV.
50m Sep 18, 2019
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S1 Ep124: Basement Baby Pizza
After evading the iTunes Decency Department, Megan and Wendi are back to sniffing baby bellies, flashing helpless cats PLUS the girls take a strong political stance against the monsters that run the world. Can these idiots really help fill in the wealth gap? Or will they be arrested for their attempts to share the opulence and privilege of the 1% with the pizza-loving people?!? Pretty please ch...
56m Sep 11, 2019
56m
S1 Ep123: Moldy Chassy
After discovering her vibrator exposed on the bedroom floor, Megan questions whether it was left out a sign of aggression OR if her pocket rocket has been causing mischief on its own. PLUS, the girls get clinical about genital quadrant care AND uncover the unsettling reason Wendi can not stop obsessing over watercolor paintings.
50m Sep 04, 2019
50m
S1 Ep122: Pudge Fackers
Joined by their special animal friends, Megan and Wendi burp up their secrets to achieve eternal heartburn and plan their triumphant return to inner depths of Uranus. 
52m Aug 28, 2019
52m
S1 Ep121: Pastatutes: The Movie
In their final hours together, Megan and Wendi huddle around one mic and reminisce about the past week in St. Louis, then spew out a brilliant carb-based motion picture franchise. PLUS, sexy ways to avoid animal attacks, benefits of meth fudge and a celebration of all the hidden treasures in Uranus!!
52m Aug 21, 2019
52m
S1 Ep120: Dry Riplet
Megan and Wendi are finally together, yelling into one microphone at an Airbnb in St. Louis and too distracted by tuna burritos & scratch-offs to write a clever episode description. 
59m Aug 14, 2019
59m
S1 Ep119: White Claw & Nose Beer
Summer heats up when Megan survives a daytime drug binge and Wendi sprays down strangers with a dog park hose. PLUS, fashion tips to make you look rich, cellulite free snack ideas and a foolproof plan for the perfect party kitchen!
1hr 1m Aug 07, 2019
1hr 1m
S1 Ep118: The Blair Watch Pod
What starts as a silly joke rapidly becomes the frightening reality of this episode when one of their lives is in very real danger. Did Megan and Wendi manifest the first ever Blair Witch Podcast!?!
1hr 14m Jul 31, 2019
1hr 14m
S1 Ep117: Miss Percy Pestergrast
Jump on the Percy Fart Train as co-conductors Megan and Wendi have full blown mental breakdowns due to lack of sleep and sweltering heat. They babble on about foul mouthed toddlers, prostitute cops and try to figure out the legal definition of 'hippie tits'. Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around toget...
1hr 4m Jul 24, 2019
1hr 4m
S1 Ep116: Bitch & Piglet
Your moms are finally back together! Armed with sports bras and microphones, Megan and Wendi venture into the blackhole of Limp Bizkit’s origins, then surrender to Noom’s social media marketing campaigns. PLUS, they tout the benefits of indoor smoking and living your best life out of pure spite! Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get ext...
1hr 6m Jul 17, 2019
1hr 6m
S1 Ep115: Fleetwood Scat
This week, Wendi talks Pride pool parties, peak drinking experiences and 70’s cover band tunes with her son and super special co-host, Tyler Mead!! Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Ty...
1hr 8m Jul 10, 2019
1hr 8m
S1 Ep114: Cocaine and Cactus
It’s another throwback episode! Travel back in time and listen in as Megan and Wendi get hopped up on Miami culture, take a dip in the community toilet and have their very first-and completely unintentional-guest! Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are help...
33m Jul 03, 2019
33m
S1 Ep113: In The Smell
Consummate professionals, the girls record while Megan comes out of her sleepy time Robotrip and Wendi gets high on Sudafed and kitty liter. They go deep into the dumb and hatch a brilliant lottery scheme, write a throwback 90's art house film and deliver a cool (and possibly illegal) new way to get your vitamins.
1hr 12m Jun 26, 2019
1hr 12m
S1 Ep112: Swingin' Grief Dick
Your moms are back together for a real tear and dick jerker. Megan dabbles in dildos to deal with a family tragedy while Wendi offers support by pretending to know about sports.
1hr 8m Jun 19, 2019
1hr 8m
S1 Ep111: Worst of the First
Due to unforeseen circumstances, Megan and Wendi were unable to record a fresh ep this week, but fear not! These two psychos have audio of their phone calls from over 3 years ago, so they are going against the grain and releasing a "Worst of" from one of the first times they attempted to record a conversation. 
49m Jun 12, 2019
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S1 Ep110: Angry and Wet
High and tight off the miraculous the release of last week’s episode, Megan and Wendi are up bright and early talking sex tapes, kid skin lamps and DIY boil lancing.
55m Jun 05, 2019
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S1 Ep109: Pack Your Trash
Thanks to technicalogical and gynecological issues, Megan and Wendi are excited to release their very first Mashup Episode. It’s an auditory Frankenstein where even the intro song plays at the wrong time! The girls talk booze and beans, hatch a brilliant new marketing scheme PLUS uncover yet another monstrous trait they share. Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http:...
47m May 29, 2019
47m
S1 Ep108: Zero Percent Cum
In classic summertime fashion, the girls are joggin' in jeans, cuttin' out carbs and droppin’ those G’s as Megan prepares to fill in for a missing Groomsman and Wendi attempts to shrink her imaginary tumor. PLUS abortion banter, cartoon porn and the lighthearted tale of a near death experience. Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get ext...
1hr 6m May 22, 2019
1hr 6m
S1 Ep107: Preciation
Preciation The girls really ‘ppreciate their femininity this week when they talk skincare, summer wear, giant tits and Limp Bizkit. PLUS, Megan gets a surprise drop in from her Father in law while Wendi shares her latest whorror story. Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most i...
1hr 5m May 15, 2019
1hr 5m
S1 Ep106: Knifepoint Blow Job
Megan publicly pisses her pants in the name of feminism and recalls her roughed up romance with a male bimbo. Then, Wendi sprinkles a trail of clues that suggest she might be dating someone who is hiding a super secret identity. PLUS, they break down the difference between BDSM and A-B-U-S-E!!
1hr 2m May 08, 2019
1hr 2m
S1 Ep105: Crew Cut Private
It finally happened: their new producer (them) lost the some audio from a morning recording session, so the girls reconvene to record a second episode after equally exhausting days of baking and banging. Fueled by Whiskey and Red Bull (sugar free, duh), Megan and Wendi compare inner thigh hairstyles, uncover the REAL reason Jesus died on the cross THEN, all heaven breaks loose when a secret bet...
56m May 01, 2019
56m
S1 Ep104: Shortbread Toiletpaper
Your moms are back together! Megan absolutely crushes her first Farmer's Market and Wendi succumbs to societal pressure by altering the appearance of her undercarriage.
1hr 4m Apr 26, 2019
1hr 4m
S1 Ep103: BONUS EP: I'm Sorry There Are Childern Here
Due to scheduling conflicts, Megan and Wendi were unable to record together in time to release a full episode today so they called on their son (and former guest) Tyler Mead and Sebastian to fill in as guest co-hosts! It's guerilla podcasting at it's finest when Tyler and Wendi record on a phone immediately after a blood-boiling public altercation and hatch a plan to teach the youth about the d...
36m Apr 24, 2019
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S1 Ep102: Teeth Beef Face Butt
In the first ever self-produced episode (we can’t believe it either), Megan and Wendi take a hard Pro-caine stance, discuss the cons and cons of traveling with a partner, then spit some sexy slang to spice up your next makeup session. PLUS, the girls get sincerely sentimental (barf) about how this very podcast has helped them achieve their goals. TRIGGER WARNING: The audio is a little pitchy. A...
1hr Apr 17, 2019
1hr
S1 Ep101: Humididick
Megan and Wendi dig into the touchy subject of massage parlor etiquette, spiral out over the latest carb-less pasta trend PLUS a serious discussion about how to endure an overly chatty threesome. Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to ...
54m Apr 10, 2019
54m
S1 Ep100: Kids With Curves
Settling into her new city, Megan attends a local church-sanctioned fish fry and Wendi struggles with her irresponsible breakfast choices. PLUS, they uncover the origin of a McDonald’s staple and put a funky, chunky new twist on a classic charity jingle. Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around togeth...
51m Apr 03, 2019
51m
S1 Ep99: Space Panty Chili Deposits
Persevering through illness brought on by short-term homelessness, Megan shows off her latest Spuds MacKenzie paraphernalia and Wendi overloads on candy to maintain her new acro-yoga physique. PLUS, they design a foolproof plan to feed the masses and save humankind here on earth and beyond! Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra f...
57m Mar 27, 2019
57m
S1 Ep98: Suicide By Water
Delirious from her 3 week road trip, Megan is fired up to start scheduling sex and meat pie manufacturing. Meanwhile, Wendi gets called out for hatching a prank that (hopefully) ends in the timely deaths of her and her future husband. Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most ...
1hr 1m Mar 20, 2019
1hr 1m
S1 Ep97: Teton Detox
More than halfway through her homeward bound journey to St. Louis, Megan recounts her story of surviving snowshoes, chili salad and a chick named Gina. After venting about Instagram’s body shaming techniques, Wendi speculates whether or not it’s legal to engage in sexual intercourse with an intellectually challenged firefighter. Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: ht...
1hr 14m Mar 13, 2019
1hr 14m
S1 Ep96: Buried and The Hendersons
Buckle up for this week’s true crime road trip! Megan is traveling through meth country on the hunt for Bigfoot and Wendi uncovers a terrifying secret about a former fuckbud. Will they survive their irresponsible life choices or be killed and force Preston to release the first ever silent podcast? Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get ...
57m Mar 06, 2019
57m
S1 Ep95: Freaky Fucky
Officially homeless, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) survives off a steady diet of dried goods and Wendi (@wendibird82) hatches a scheme to masquerade as her own manager. PLUS, they squirt out another epic love story and implore you to send them drawings of dicks! Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around tog...
1hr 5m Feb 27, 2019
1hr 5m
S1 Ep94: Professional Female Gyno
The girls are back and busting at the seams with anxiety and egg whites as they each move frighteningly away from creature comforts and closer to their goals. Wendi gums tuna juice while Megan begs people to stop giving her gifts. Pull the beans out of your freezer and listen in as they panic and hatch a potential backup plan as fancy lady doctors. Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) ...
1hr 7m Feb 20, 2019
1hr 7m
S1 Ep93: Pussy Fat Good
Take a break from the Ted Bundy documentaries (and fantasies, you sickos) to hear the soothing sounds of Megan’s new fancy, crotch-enhancing snow pants and bear witness as one of Wendi’s longest held beliefs is shattered before her very eyes, ears and nose. PLUS, did the government send a dead ghost alien to spy on the leaders of the PFG or is their new producer already trying to sabotage the e...
1hr 1m Feb 06, 2019
1hr 1m
S1 Ep92: Dead Grandma Sweater
In this super extra special episode of Jammerz, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) get sincere about going rogue and implore you send them your most beloved relatives. Cozy up in the adobe cunt hut with your favorite childless moms and join them in burning it all to the ground before queefing their way into the future.
1hr 16m Jan 23, 2019
1hr 16m
S1 Ep91: Ghost Dick Cheese
Things heat up in the Jammerz compound when Wendi (@wendibird82) reveals her true self by dressing like a vampire killing whore, Stephen (@thepenta) participates in planning his own lakeside demise, and Megan (@handsomepartybutt) shocks the gang when she rolls out a HUGE announcement!! PLUS, flaming hot tips for efficiently loading a moving truck, Jeff Foxworthy gameshow trivia AND innovative w...
59m Jan 16, 2019
59m
S1 Ep90: Double Fluffed Cunts
The Jammerz prove that time is an illusion in the SECOND New Year’s jamsesh of 2019! Megan (@handsomepartybutt) recovers from the stomach flu and staying in a haunted hotel room, Stephen (@thepenta) spills the details of his backwoods holiday, and Wendi (@wendibird82) unfolds the romantic tale of being assaulted by her one true love. PLUS, tips on shame eating, camping with kids, and creating t...
58m Jan 09, 2019
58m
S1 Ep89: Bologna Festival
It’s a New Year and the Jammerz are back with fresh, new, questionable advice on everything from drunk driving to dealing with anxiety and depression! PLUS, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) lay out the compound’s Queso Hot Springs dress code and contemplate renaming the show after Stephen’s (@thepenta) hometown tubed meat celebration. Join them in kicking off 2019 by making t...
57m Jan 02, 2019
57m