S1 Ep88: Testosteroni Treats
Megan (@handsomepartybutt) weighs the pros and cons of suing a former employer after getting fired for the very first time, Wendi (@wendibird82) flashes back to a walk-in cooler assault, and Stephen (@thepenta) offers tips to help protect your freelancing ass. PLUS, the importance of good work ethic, best weather for daytime drug use, AND the trio finally pops the lid off the pasta-rific source...
55m Dec 19, 2018
55m
S1 Ep87: Rollie Pollie Poly (w/ Camille Theobald)
This week, the Jammerz cuddle up with comedian Camille Theobald and slide deep inside the polyamorous lifestyle. Plus, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) flashes back to a self-sucking ex, Stephen (@thepenta) comes to terms with his heterosexuality, and Wendi (@wendibird82) flips over using mirrors and utensils in the bedroom. If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your qu...
1hr 7m Dec 12, 2018
1hr 7m
S1 Ep86: Bread and Cheese and Trampolines
After a morning of walks and bread-making, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) are fired up and throwing out tips on everything from dental health to the best tea pairing for attempted suicide! THEN, inspired by a fundamentalist Mormon society, they lay out detailed plans for the Jammerz compound, establish a live entertainment barter system, and lock Stephen (@thepenta) into an...
1hr Dec 05, 2018
1hr
S1 Ep85: Three Wines, One Cig
Join the Jammerz as they kick off the holiday season with a double relapse!! Megan (@handsomepartybutt) destroys her newly delicately throat with one cigarette, Wendi (@wendibird82) breaks sobriety at a P.F. Chang’s in West NY, and Stephen (@thepenta) gets a crash course in film history and jokesplaining! PLUS, the girls pour out another genius business plan, assign a Mormon show as Jammerz Ho...
1hr 2m Nov 28, 2018
1hr 2m
S1 Ep84: Spit, Spat, Suck (Go To The Dentist!)
Safely back in sunny Los Angeles, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) is recovering from the dentist and tragically deprived of her favorite mouth-based activities, Wendi (@wendibird82) uses loogies as lube, and Stephen (@thepenta) recalls his back alley mouth surgery. Get tips on skirting medical bills, properly absorbing drugs into your face, the health benefits of tequila PLUS, the Jammerz give you a...
1hr 10m Nov 21, 2018
1hr 10m
S1 Ep83: Handsome Party Cunt
Thanks to the inherent creepiness of men, the Jammerz holiday spookiness continues! Megan (@handsomepartybutt) gets harassed by an aggressive old dude at a bar, Wendi (@wendibird82) gets trolled through her phone and Stephen (@thepenta) attempts an apology on behalf of all men. The girls give tips for the best personal weaponry, how to effectively complimenting a stalker PLUS, they get a surpri...
1hr 14m Nov 14, 2018
1hr 14m
S1 Ep82: Old Buildings Old Pipes
This week’s extra special in-studio (apartment) guest is Megan Rice! With their powers combined, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) spit out tips to save money, boost your immune system AND douse Stephen (@thepenta) with the dirty details of double-duty diapers! Can the ladies fulfill all of their NYC Halloween fantasies, or will the entire trip be derailed by the evil spirit W...
57m Nov 07, 2018
57m
S1 Ep81: Everyone’s Mad and Nobody Cums
It’s a real circle jerk of a jamsesh as the Jammerz discuss everything from Costco bras to Yogi Bear themed dildos. PLUS, Megan (@handomepartybutt) reviews her brand squirting’ new Womanizer, Stephen takes the pussy plasma vs. pee-pee challenge, and Wendi (@wendibird82) becomes an accidental drug smuggler! If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or p...
1hr 4m Oct 31, 2018
1hr 4m
S1 Ep80: Mirror-Self Mepussa (Orgasms w/ Remy Kassimir)
Pull down your pants and pull out your vibrators because the Jammerz are cumming for you hard this week. The trio is joined by Remy Kassimir (@remykassimir), a fabulously funny comedian and host of the podcast “How Cum?” She takes us through her victorious journey of unleashing her first orgasm and squirts out tips, tricks and toys to help you achieve sexual nirvana. THEN, Wendi (@wendibird82) ...
1hr 25m Oct 24, 2018
1hr 25m
S1 Ep79: Zicam Girlz Go ASMR
This week, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) lay out wardrobe plans for their NYC adventures, call out Stephen (@thepenta) for hiding his secret kids, and spread tips for safe OTC sinus medication withdrawals. Plus, the Jammerz also (kinda) answer listener emails about cheese, lipstick and a special Halloween edition of Nightmare Dreamcast! Then, the girls cough up another gen...
1hr 1m Oct 17, 2018
1hr 1m
S1 Ep78: Saran Wrapped Snatch (w/ Chef Ashanti Shurat)
This week, the Jammerz welcome burgeoning chef and general badass Ashanti Shurat (@naturallyashanti)!! She serves up hot tips on how to budget for your goals, avoid kitchen rape, AND train yourself to sit the fuck down and shut up. PLUS, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) debuts her new grooming routine, Wendi (@wendibird82) confuses eye contact for love, and Stephen (@thepenta) derives pleasure from a...
1hr 9m Oct 10, 2018
1hr 9m
S1 Ep77: Lovers’ Toilet CoasterCast
Fresh off their highly anticipated Knott’s Berry Farm adventure, the ladies are bursting at the seams with excitement, ideas and everything boysenberry! Things get spooky when Megan (@handsomepartybutt) bears witness to her future-self handing out ranch dressing and kitty cat chicken strips, and Wendi (@wendibird82) is violently pushed to the edge of adrenaline intoxication.PLUS, will they ever...
58m Oct 03, 2018
58m
S1 Ep76: Hands Free Puddy
This week, the Jammerz enlist YOU to help them phone in the episode when they interpret your dreams! Plus, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) gets off using a psychically powered vibrator, Wendi has makeup sex with her smooth ex-boyfriend, and Stephen morphs into a bug-killing detective. Can they help solve your dream problems, or will they be distracted by chips and baby talk?? Most importantly, will ...
53m Sep 26, 2018
53m
S1 Ep75: Big Dick Psychic Energy
While waiting to be rushed off to urgent care, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) tends to a freshly broken toe, Stephen’s (@thepenta) shoulder pops out of place and Wendi’s (@wendibird82) discovers a demonic parasite! Have the Jammerz run into a spell of bad luck, or are they under the curse of a psychic witch!?! Probably the former, but it’s Halloween season so they’re trying to be spooooooky. PLUS, ...
59m Sep 19, 2018
59m
S1 Ep74: Science is Fun and Cool (with Matt Kirshen)
Burnt out from planning their theme park adventures and future careers as the new Elvira, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) take a break to have an informative chat with comedian, writer and science enthusiast, Matt Kirshen (@matt_kirshen)! The Jammerz learn about sex robots, cranial echolocation, and the classic time-machine murder defense. PLUS, they callout racist fruit-hat...
59m Sep 12, 2018
59m
S1 Ep73: Pied Piper Pussies
Get out your celebratory sparkles and wigs because the Jammerz are gonna be together NYC for Halloween!! In between piecing together their genius costume idea, the gang answers your questions about dating, finding your ideal trash mate and wading through life’s emotional sludge. PLUS, Wendi (@wendibird82) defensively flirts with a slimy gym dude, Stephen (@thepenta) gets his leash tightened aft...
1hr 2m Sep 05, 2018
1hr 2m
S1 Ep72: Really Shitty Things
After an action-packed week, the Jammerz reconvene to share their stories of survival through the true life horrors of haunted thrift stores, lying children and government sanctioned family rape! Megan (@handsomepartybutt) also reveals the secret for keeping her phone cool during the hot summer months, Wendi (@wendibird82) plays hair salon detective, and Stephen (@thepenta) gets creeped out by ...
1hr 9m Aug 29, 2018
1hr 9m
S1 Ep71: Placenta Supreme (w/ fashion icon Nick Youssef)
Now that the Jammerz know how to work it in front of the camera, they enlist the help of comic and fashion icon Nick Youssef (@Nickyoussef) in an effort to update their personal styles. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) embraces her love of 90’s ska, Wendi (@wendibird82) plows ahead with a daring farmer trend and Stephen (@thepenta) schools them on sex party aesthetics. They also reveal some details f...
1hr 14m Aug 22, 2018
1hr 14m
S1 Ep70: Hawt 4 Funtanyl
In what is def the most litty Jamsesh to date, the Jammerz celebrate selfish help success stories, declare legal war on the Kardashians, then hit you with that YEET YAW when they dole out legit, boring mom advice in response to their most generous Jamalam yet! PLUS, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) shares fun tips to spice up your next party, Wendi (@wendibird82) begs for Barbies and Stephen (@thepen...
59m Aug 15, 2018
59m
S1 Ep69: Make Me Look Hot (How to look good in photos w/ Walker Hays)
In an effort to beautify their social media feeds (and general existence), the Jammerz enlist the help of hilarious comic and real-life model, Walker Hays (@trophycomic) to teach them how to not look like monsters in 90% of their photos. Take notes along with Megan (@handsompartybutt), Wendi (@wendibird82) and Stephen (@thepenta) as Walker drops hot tips LIKE, violently fake laughing, hiding yo...
1hr 14m Aug 08, 2018
1hr 14m
S1 Ep68: Schmammerz
In this post-Jammerzque jamsesh, the gang covers everything from the ‘que gossip to snugglebutt naps AND the hottest new celebrity death trends. Plus, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) gives us the scoop on her award-winning pastries and Wendi (@wendibird82) reminisces about her favorite playground song. Then, the girls shock Stephen (@thepenta) with the revelation that they may have been reunited wi...
1hr 3m Aug 01, 2018
1hr 3m
S1 Ep67: Lotta Coffee, Little Whiskey
Well, it finally happened. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) are together in sunny Los Angeles, exhausted from an early morning hike and responding to the very first Jamalam that talks shit directly to the OG members of the Pussy Fart Gang, but lets Stephen (@thepenta) off the hook. Then, the Jammerz get into personal stories of overcoming addiction, serve up hot tips on fine ...
1hr Jul 25, 2018
1hr
S1 Ep66: The Sound Of Giving Up (w/ Tyler Mead)
Have the Jammerz selfishly helped themselves into boring old ladies that read and make dog puns? Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) have been swapping liquor for lemonade (with charcoal thankyouverymuch) BUT are still very young, hip and relevant thanks to their helpful millennial pal, Tyler Mead! Tyler (@meadbymead) teaches Megan to unlock the not-so-secret functions on her ne...
1hr 19m Jul 18, 2018
1hr 19m
S1 Ep65: Gramcast Bang Gang
Sunrise hikes and no booze have Grandma-fied Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) so hard that they are starting a Jammerz book club and kicking it off with 90’s classic “Horrible Harry and The Green Slime” by Suzy Kline. The first meeting will take place at a whiskey themed backyard BBQ in Los Angeles and yessss it’s a children’s book, but it’s still kind of a mature activity da...
1hr 9m Jul 11, 2018
1hr 9m
S1 Ep64: Going Vertical (Getting Zen with Alex Engelbert)
Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) come outta the gate slinging’ sweet summer tips like how to integrate genital shaving into a low carb lifestyle, the proper way to speak into a dickhole, AND debut the new segment ‘Hot Goss!’ They then get into the business of overcoming trauma, finding strength in your vulnerabilities and making peace with yourself in the present with phenome...
1hr 10m Jul 04, 2018
1hr 10m
S1 Ep63: SisterMom Methcast
Just a week into ‘The Whole 30 Challenge’, the Jammerz are back with recipes, meal prep ideas and a detailed description of the many fine cheese enjoyed by kids in cages! THEN, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) takes you for a walk down memory lane when she plays one of her favorite childhood commercials and Wendi (@wendibird82) accuses Stephen’s (@thepenta) mom of sexual assault. PLUS, sassy new ways...
57m Jun 27, 2018
57m
S1 Ep62: Beanis Weenis
Suicide is trending and the Jammerz are here to keep you alive, even if it’s just to enjoy another day of summer weather. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) entice you to extend your existence with the promise of white trash delicacies like tuna-stuffed jalapeños, can goods in crockpots AND invite you to join them in the ‘Whole 30’ challenge! Then, the gang gets a teensy bit se...
1hr 4m Jun 20, 2018
1hr 4m
S1 Ep61: Jammerz: Miserable Assholes
Ya know how sometimes you get together with pals and the entire night is a laugh riot lovefest and OTHER times you just stare at opposing walls and take turns crying while simply talking about your day? Well this Jamsesh is one of those OTHER times for the Jammerz but gosh dang if they don’t buck the fuck up and find the strength to talk about their magical week AND fun things like uterine lini...
57m Jun 13, 2018
57m
S1 Ep60: MAGIC ADDICTS
It’s another edition of ‘Jammerz: After Dark’ and the girls may or may not have been drinking prior to jumping on mic with their very special guest, Magician Andy Still! A regular on Glamourpuss, Andy (@mischievousbastard) is a true NYC magic man, performing everywhere from theaters to Washington Square Park and has come into the studio to teach these idiots (and you) a simple trick to impress ...
59m Jun 06, 2018
59m
S1 Ep59: Wangin' Around with Wegan and Mendi
Lights! Camera! Snorting Splenda! After the Jammerz get sentimental over childhood memories of bullying weaker kids into ripping out their eyebrows and covering their faces in makeup, they give YOU tips on screenwriting, acting and director-of-popcorning. THEN, in an effort to overthrow the patriarchy and take back the night, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) come up with a b...
1hr 3m May 30, 2018
1hr 3m
S1 Ep58: Hammer Tits 'N Pussy Guns
It’s been over a year since these idiots started selfishly helping the masses, so this week, the Jammerz take a break from saving the world and have a good ol’ fashioned, trash-talking Jamsesh! In between grinding old-timey cowboy spurs into her bug bites, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) spews out sexy stories from her most recent romantic vacation. Stephen (@thepenta) finally admits his age AND giv...
1hr 9m May 23, 2018
1hr 9m
Grandpa Dog Suck
Last week, Jeff Sewing drilled the Jammerz about everything sports and now they’re back to pass off stories of defeat, but quickly rebound into a disturbingly delightful Jamsesh. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) literally gushes over UK naked dating shows and the timeless disco classics of ABBA. Wendi (@wendibird82) tries extra hard to use her big girl words after a full week of waking up at 430am th...
48m May 16, 2018
48m
Body Roll Double
This week, the Jammerz are really stretching for a challenge when they bring in athlete and comedian Jeff Sewing (@jeffandpat) to train them in field of SPORTS! Wendi (@wendibird82) has flashbacks to carbs binges and towel abuse, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) throws major shade at high school cheerleaders and Stephen (@thepenta) geeks out over literally anything ‘underground’. The trio also calls ...
1hr 7m May 09, 2018
1hr 7m
Biggest, Grossest, Smelliest Onion (Art Appreciation Jamsesh)
Fresh off what might be the biggest loophole of a challenge to date, the trio gets horrifyingly specific about the ways in which they appreciated and contributed to the world of fine art. THEN, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) updates us on the whereabouts of her local dick guy, Wendi (@wendibird82) opens up about her cat’s jealously issues and Stephen (@thepenta) tries to sell the the girls on doing...
1hr 2m May 02, 2018
1hr 2m
MICE ON TOAST(Art Appreciation W: Zachary Benson Friedberg)
After a few drinks and a bad day, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) spent a pretty penny on a painting, so the gang drags in the artist to give them a lesson in art appreciation. Zachary Benson Friedberg (@speczacular) schools the Jammerz in the masterful craft of barfing up loads of fancy sounding words to convey the meaningful symbolism (or lack thereof) behind a piece of artwork, spitballs pun-cent...
1hr 3m Apr 25, 2018
1hr 3m
Podcasting With Guns
In a Jamsesh that is truly the stuff of nightmares, the trio drags their asses out of bed to recap their experiences with the sleep challenge. Was Megan (@handsomepartybutt) able to bank solid vacation sleep? Does Wendi (@wendibird82) need to eliminate all joy from her life to catch zzzzz’s? Can Stephen get back down below his ‘snore weight’? Get those answers PLUS hawt fashion tips for camoufl...
53m Apr 16, 2018
53m
Pussychins (Learning How To Sleep)
After listening to this show for at least 5 minutes, you know the Jammerz desperately need sleep. It’s tough for the gang because Megan (@handsomepartybutt) has 37 jobs, Stephen (@thepenta) is getting too voluptuous to breathe and Wendi (@wendibird82) is spastically excited about her new apartment. Before pulling together a genius deep-sleep game plan, the girls whitesplain an entire culture, b...
1hr 12m Apr 10, 2018
1hr 12m
CESSATION SUCKS (Quitting Smoking w/ Krystyna Hutchinson)
The gang is back after one of their most difficult challenges yet: kicking cigarettes. This jamsesh is extra special because they have a guest that fired up about life without smoking. Krystyna Hutchinson (@krystynahutch) is finally released from the basement prison of her own design and allowed to speak audibly during a Jammerz recording! She reveals that Stephen (@thepenta) drove her smoke wi...
1hr 5m Apr 04, 2018
1hr 5m
M.M. Fellatio
The girls are off the rails outta the gate this week; could it be due to sleep deprivation OR, are they obsessing over butter coffee in an effort to avoid announcing what just might be their most difficult selfish help challenge to date?! Before getting down to business, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) dive into some serious ‘detectiving’ which leads them to uncover the sini...
1hr 2m Mar 28, 2018
1hr 2m
My Dad's A Real Piece Of Shit
Buckle up Jammerz. The crew gets intense outta the gate. Well, first the girls bitch about that lying bitch Lisa Frank and lament over the nonexistence of glitter-shitting rainbow unicorns BUT they get serious right after that. Kinda. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) opens up about the hyper strained relationship with her Father, Wendi (@wendibird82) shares a sexy story about getting her head slammed...
1hr 8m Mar 21, 2018
1hr 8m
Get Erections, Don't Cum (w/ Author Ross Asdourian)
After (definitely not) mastering the art of the foreign language, the Jammerz bring in a real, live guest! With a real, live book to promote! Ross Asdourian (@ross_do), author of 'Broken Bananah', shares his inspirational journey of recovery, self-discovery and healing after breaking his mother fcking (or at least, mother ‘admiring’) DICK. Wendi (@wendibird82) is extra fired up this episode bec...
1hr 9m Mar 14, 2018
1hr 9m
Poor Duck, Rich Apples (the Language Jamsesh)
?Fueron estos tres idiotas capaces de aprender un nuevo idioma en una semana? In this week’s jamsesh, the trio breaks down exactly how they attempted to add some culture to their lives by learning a new language y es muy feo. Wendi (@wendibird82) has the clear advantage after a week of communicating with her roommate using an intricate system of spanish and bodily functions. Stephen (@thepenta)...
56m Mar 07, 2018
56m
Call Me Cúlo (The Language Challenge)
After 2 weeks of back-to-back manic jamseshes, the Jammerz are back in full swing with an ACTUAL challenge. Loosen your mouth muscles and get ready to join these 3 idiots on a decidedly less than epic adventure to eavesdrop on their acquaintances and coworkers when they… LEARN A NEW LANGUAGE!!The trio doles out some legit app recommendations before Wendi (@wendibird82) spills her top-shelf secr...
1hr 5m Feb 28, 2018
1hr 5m
Ammoniated Cat Piss For Your Brain
Why do people like drugs so much? How do cats always know exactly where to aim their assholes for maximum annoyance? Are all of our personality defects caused by souls of angry, dead aliens?!? In this L.A. jamsesh, the trio attempts to address these questions, catch up fan emails and bring you the dramatic details of Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Stephen’s (@thepenta) romantic Vday hike, but t...
1hr 8m Feb 21, 2018
1hr 8m
Meat That Matters (Valetines Day Jamsesh)
Have the Jammerz become to big for their britches?!? These jerks come outta the gate denouncing their fans in exchange for (potential) corporate sponsorship and immediately get to task off seamlessly weaving advertisements into this Valentine’s Day Jamsesh. In between plugs for deadly weapons, trash and epic cheerleader dramedy films, Wendi (@wendibird82) puts one lucky (?) listener in an Uber ...
59m Feb 14, 2018
59m
Skateboarding Off The Grid (Investing W: Paco McCauley)
Now that the Jammerz have a handle on living within their means, they are ready to invest and get rich!!! But how does one fail upwards to become a bazillionaire? These three idiots have no idea, so have called their friend Paco McCauley (@pacomccauley) to teach them them they ways of the one percent. The girls are exceptionally delirious after a day of moving and visiting their parents in hosp...
1hr 4m Feb 07, 2018
1hr 4m
Paper Towel Casserole
After straight up crushing their last challenge of playing a game (eye roll emoji times a thousand), the Jammerz attempt to save a little cash to invest in the unlikely event that they do not become billionaires from their brilliant board game idea. Stephen (@thepenta) was able to save upwards of $130 by cutting out food delivery and (gasp) venturing out to a grocery store, while Megan (@handso...
1hr 4m Jan 31, 2018
1hr 4m
Secret Homeless (Games Jamsesh!)
The Jammerz spent a week board gaming like a bunch of nerds andStephen (@thepenta) is especially cocky because it’s one of the first challenges he successfully completed! After bragging about his mastery of Patchwork and attempting to justify his fashion 'hat chances', he puts a listener on blast and aggressively demands a Jamalamz. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) responsibly invites her adult frien...
1hr 4m Jan 24, 2018
1hr 4m
ROOFIES: THE GAME(w/ David Piccolomini)
In an effort to become gamers, the Jammerz are starting with the basics: board games baby!! This week, the trio is joined by comedian, podcaster extraordinaire and 'Grade A' nerd, DAVID PICCOLOMINI!! David (@piccolomeany), a former Goblin King, schools the Jammerz on larping, competitive quilting, the OG Monopoly rules and fun ways to introduce the possibility of anal into literally every game ...
1hr 11m Jan 17, 2018
1hr 11m
My Grandmother's Tongue
After barely surviving the holidays and Bomb Cyclone, the Jammerz are back baby! They’re violently hungover and rocking adult diapers but god dammit they showed up to break down exactly how they dismantled and devoured their poor, defenseless meals. First, in his never-ending quest to prove his punk, Stephen (@thepenta) goes above and beyond by draping himself in bearskin and blood before ventu...
1hr 4m Jan 10, 2018
1hr 4m