DECASMASH - Halftime Performers Edition [Part 2]
On today's show, Steve put together a list of ten songs, smashed them all together, and played them at the same time. Can you guess any of the 10 songs from DECASMASH? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
11m Sep 04, 2025
11m
DECASMASH - Halftime Performers Edition [Part 1]
On today's show, Steve put together a list of ten songs, smashed them all together, and played them at the same time. Can you guess any of the 10 songs from DECASMASH? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
8m Sep 04, 2025
8m
Hot Wings' Hot Take - Just Buy New Cars
Okay maybe "giving up on classics" is an exaggeration, but when it comes to his son's dead great grandma's Buick LeSabre, Hot Wings is ready to blow a gasket. Find out how we suggested he could make some improvements and more! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https...
3m Sep 03, 2025
3m
Kelly's Vacation Regrets
Our resident world-traveler, Kelly, did something a little different over our most recent vacation...she stayed home! Was it worth it? Absolutely not. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
4m Sep 03, 2025
4m
Mait's ZYN-Credible Rewards!
Our nicotine pouch princess celebrated her birthday over our vacation and Steve bought Zyns for the first time as her gift! Thanks to the bonus points from the back of the packaging, Mait was able to use her rewards to book an Airbnb for this upcoming weekend! Yes, being a dirtbag in a young woman's body does pay off sometimes! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a...
5m Sep 03, 2025
5m
The Worst Meal You've Eaten Just to Be Polite
Redditors were confessing their worst “polite bites,” from burnt casseroles to mysterious mushy things that should never exist. That's when we asked you all for your worst of the worst and...yeah, you delivered. What did we learn? Basically, dinner with friends means playing fast and loose with your gag reflex. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at F...
17m Sep 03, 2025
17m
Morning Habits to Help You Live to 100
Want to live to 100? Apparently all it takes is chugging water, wiggling your limbs, tapping your body like a human xylophone, and sipping coffee like it’s holy water. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
14m Sep 03, 2025
14m
Kelly & Mait's WORST Concert Experience
Over our recent vacation, Kelly and Maitlynn met up to go to a concert at one of our favorite local venues. Kelly was so pumped for the show, only to be deeply disappointed by the band's performance. Both ladies share their experience at the worst concert they had ever been to, other people's reactions and more. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at ...
6m Sep 02, 2025
6m
Most Hated Characters in TV History
TV’s worst characters are like emotional glitter—annoying, impossible to ignore, and sticking around way too long. From Scrappy-Doo’s puppy tantrums to Cousin Oliver’s “why am I here?” vibes, these villains of our living rooms prove that sometimes the wrong character is more toxic than any plot hole. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndH...
17m Sep 02, 2025
17m
When Did a Sexual Partner Tell You "That's Not Normal" [Part 1]
Turns out a lot of people walked into adulthood thinking sex was basically a choose-your-own-adventure written by confused health teachers and bad TV plots. Luckily, some people were lucky enough to have partners who stepped in with the helpful “Um…actually, that’s not how this works.” For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (ht...
9m Sep 02, 2025
9m
When Did a Sexual Partner Tell You "That's Not Normal" [Part 1]
Turns out a lot of people walked into adulthood thinking sex was basically a choose-your-own-adventure written by confused health teachers and bad TV plots. Luckily, some people were lucky enough to have partners who stepped in with the helpful “Um…actually, that’s not how this works.” For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (ht...
12m Sep 02, 2025
12m
2 Bears, 1 Cave React to Kirstie Alley's Story of Parents' Deadly Car Crash
Stavros Halkias joined Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura on 2 Bears, 1 Cave recently and was enlightened by the crew with a clip of Kirstie Alley telling the story of the night her parents passed away. If you didn’t know, this will certainly be a treat for you, because it’s not necessarily about how they died but how they looked. Just go into it knowing they were on their way to a Halloween party a...
3m Sep 02, 2025
3m
What Would Be Your Billionaire Vanity Project?
Billionaires are all about spending their money in wild ways...because of what else are they going to do with it? One is apparently announcing their upcoming descent to the Titanic but we think we've got some better ideas. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://a...
7m Aug 21, 2025
7m
Tommy's Game - A Game For Everyone!
Tommy was super excited to show us a game he's been putting together, complete with a theme song and everything! The only problem is...he's not very clear how we actually get the points. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
18m Aug 21, 2025
18m
Gen Z Dictating Fashion Trends for the Rest of Us...Again
Leggings are out, baggy workout pants are in—Gen Z is all about roomy, swishy comfort that doubles as brunch attire. Tight? Totally canceled. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
12m Aug 21, 2025
12m
Brags That Really Aren't Brags
There are plenty of things that people brag about that are annoying, but worth bragging about. Then there are the things where you sit back and think "I'm not sure you should be bragging about that..." these are those things. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https:...
13m Aug 21, 2025
13m
Videos That Put YouTube on the Map [Part 2]
YouTube’s early days were basically a chaos parade of unforgettable weirdness from Leeroy Jenkins charging into WoW raids, to Badgers dancing, Chocolate Rain, Keyboard Cat, “Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife” and more. Pure, glorious randomness defined a generation and, in honor of the now-essential video platform turning 20 this year, we look back on some of our favorites! For the whole podcast, and ...
12m Aug 20, 2025
12m
Videos That Put YouTube on the Map [Part 1]
YouTube’s early days were basically a chaos parade of unforgettable weirdness from Leeroy Jenkins charging into WoW raids, to Badgers dancing, Chocolate Rain, Keyboard Cat, “Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife” and more. Pure, glorious randomness defined a generation and, in honor of the now-essential video platform turning 20 this year, we look back on some of our favorites! For the whole podcast, and ...
15m Aug 20, 2025
15m
Hot Wings is Fussy About Red Text and Logos
We watched a video today from the guy who was the one to decide hyperlinks would be blue. It seemed like a simple topic until Hot Wings came in hot with, not necessarily a hot take, but passionate opinions about red fonts, red and white logos and graphic design choices! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerand...
9m Aug 20, 2025
9m
New Dating Trends: Roaching & Bob the Builder
Today we learned "roaching" is when someone you think you’re exclusive with quietly has a whole guest list while "Bob the Builder" is inviting dates over just to help do projects. Either way, they're ways to make someone think they're more important to you than they are in order to get something out of it...and there's mixed opinions among us idiots. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive...
11m Aug 20, 2025
11m
Naked Dr. Dave Strips Down and Stripped of His Medical License
An Arkansas doctor tried turning his family clinic into a nudist colony, but the medical board wasn’t buying tickets...so they stripped him of his license instead. It got Kelly thinking and a little confused about why her dentist was touching her tongue. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! ...
14m Aug 20, 2025
14m
New Words Added to Cambridge Dictionary This Year!
The Cambridge Dictionary just went viral: “Skibidi” dances in, “tradwife” cleans up, “delulu” daydreams, and remote-work gizmos like “mouse jigglers” finally earn dictionary fame—plus tech bros get their own word, “broligarchy.” For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See htt...
16m Aug 19, 2025
16m
Finally a Sport Hot Wings Could Go Pro In!
We’ve long debated if returning a shopping cart is some sort of sign of moral superiority, but now some middle-aged ladies in Germany have turned it into a sport! No, really, returning shopping carts from varying distances has become something of an extreme sport with high stakes and immense pressure. Forget pickleball! This is the true sport of the future, or at least the official pastime of t...
3m Aug 19, 2025
3m
But Wait, There's More - Vomit Blanket, Rubber Booger & More Great Products
"But Wait, There's More!" is a game where we use cards with random words on them to sell you fake, gibberish products. It's basically like "Shark Tank" but for idiots! On today's round, we try peddling products like the Vomit Blanket, the Heart Closet, Bag College and, wait for it...there's more! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWi...
14m Aug 19, 2025
14m
Ever Been 'The Crazy One' in a Relationship?
A Kentucky woman allegedly decided the best way to handle pregnancy stress was by turning her ex’s car into a sparkly, salty coffin with glitter in the AC, salt in the engine, slashed tires, and smashed glass, leaving the ride a $12,000 paperweight. She now has a viral glam mugshot, a felony charge, and one very confused mechanic. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to b...
10m Aug 19, 2025
10m
Could You Cut it As a 'Coffin Confessor'?
Imagine you're on your deathbed and instead of reflecting on a life well-lived, you're shelling out big money to a guy for him to crash the funeral and spill the beans on family secrets. Why let a good secret die with you when you can stir the pot one last time? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings...
13m Aug 18, 2025
13m
Steve & His Wife's New Money-Making Venture
Steve and his wife had a romantic weekend away where they realized Steve has some nice feet and they could probably make a killing by massaging them on OnlyFans. We had some ideas to help their profile get off on the right foot! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See htt...
10m Aug 18, 2025
10m
Miami Police vs. Cyclist
A Miami Beach cyclist says he was just steadying himself on a cruiser, but cops saw him continuing on his merry way as "evading" or “disorderly conduct” and arrested him. One person’s balance move is apparently another’s felony in the same way "nearly denting" is the same as "multiple dents". We're sure this will end well for these officers. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, s...
11m Aug 18, 2025
11m
Name That Tune - Best of the Worst Songs [Part 2]
On today's show, Producer Kelly has a list of tunes for you to name and clues to go along with them. Can you guess the tune based on the clue or will you need a little audio clue to help out? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more infor...
13m Aug 18, 2025
13m
Name That Tune - Best of the Worst Songs [Part 1]
On today's show, Producer Kelly has a list of tunes for you to name and clues to go along with them. Can you guess the tune based on the clue or will you need a little audio clue to help out? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more infor...
10m Aug 18, 2025
10m
A Michigan Mermaid Festival, Ren Faires & More
A community on the Michigan coast of Lake Huron celebrated clean water with pirates, mermaids and more. It got us excited for other types of festivals like renaissance fairs and which show members would have the most fun at them! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See ht...
8m Aug 15, 2025
8m
The Linebacker in 17C
A flight to LA had to make an emergency pit stop in Colorado after one drunk passenger broke free from restraints twice, waved a skateboard, and yelled slurs. That is until a linebacker-sized passenger finally tamed him, making him look like a toddler in the process. Fellow passengers arrived eight hours late, but had some hilarious reactions. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks,...
11m Aug 15, 2025
11m
Revisiting the Harry Baals Government Center
Fort Wayne once asked the public to name its new government building. “Harry Baals” won by a landslide, “Thunderdome” came in second, and officials still chickened out with boring old “Citizens Square.” Democracy lost, comedy won. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See h...
5m Aug 15, 2025
5m
Defacto Protectors of the Stupid
Free Beer's story about wheelchairs in his neighborhood led us to forming a new sort of league of heroes and we somehow ended where Kelly denies the abilities of Helen Keller. We're not sure what happened here, but it sure was fun! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See ...
13m Aug 15, 2025
13m
Scientists Suggest Benefits to Flossing With Your Own Hair
We've had this article about flossing with hair in prep all week, much to Maitlynn's chagrin. Today, we finally got to it and got Mait violently close to yakking in-studio. Oh, and Tommy licked a hair hashbrown from Kelly's brush...Yeah, it was all as off-putting as it sounds. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://free...
10m Aug 14, 2025
10m
Time for the Initials Game: CM
Every clue leads us closer and closer to figuring out what person, place, or thing Free Beer has on the card based on the initials assigned at the beginning of the game. This time, we found out that there aren't many things beyond "Chris Michels" (AKA Hot Wings) that start with C.M. and more! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings....
15m Aug 14, 2025
15m
She's Engaged to an A.I. Chatbot
A woman on Reddit got engaged to her AI boyfriend after five months, complete with a virtual proposal and pixelated ring, assuring everyone she’s totally sane, just in a very committed relationship with her Wi-Fi. It got Steve wondering how easy it is to develop a relationship with bots and tried setting Kelly up with one too! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a ...
7m Aug 14, 2025
7m
DECASMASH - Back 2 School Edition [Part 2]
On today's show, Steve put together a list of ten songs, smashed them all together, and played them at the same time. Can you guess any of the 10 songs from DECASMASH? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
11m Aug 14, 2025
11m
DECASMASH - Back 2 School Edition [Part 1]
On today's show, Steve put together a list of ten songs, smashed them all together, and played them at the same time. Can you guess any of the 10 songs from DECASMASH? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
14m Aug 14, 2025
14m
Controversy, There is, Around Tennessee Town's Yoda Statue
A little Yoda statue has become the town’s most unexpected controversy magnet because apparently only two complaints and boom, people are debating whether to banish the wise Jedi from the historic street. Go down without a fight, they will not. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted o...
8m Aug 13, 2025
8m
Have You Ever Accidentally Sent Family to the ER?
In a plot twist worthy of a bad sitcom, a woman with PTSD from a past home invasion was chopping veggies at her sister’s house when her brother-in-law, a self-proclaimed “funny guy", decided to lunge at her in the dark for laughs. Unfortunately for him, she was holding a knife, her reflexes kicked in, and the “prank” ended with an unplanned trip to the ER and a fresh set of stitches. It got us ...
15m Aug 13, 2025
15m
Most Bizarre Reasons for Breakups or Divorce?
There are plenty of valid reasons to leave someone, but what are the strangest you've either witnessed or experienced? From chewing "wrong" to strange underwear choices, bad music takes and more, here's what listeners had to share with us! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Aca...
12m Aug 13, 2025
12m
How Well Do We Know Maitlynn?
For this experimental segment, we send Mait the Great out to the hallway and each try to predict how she will answer questions designed to create deep, meaningful conversation between couples. See how we did, how she answered and more! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com/) ! Hosted on Acast....
12m Aug 13, 2025
12m
THROWBACK: VHS Dating - Meet Ronnie!
Lke anything where people can “put themselves out there” you can find some real characters and that’s how we came across Ronnie, whose full name is Rhonda but don’t call her that unless you’re mad at her. Ronnie loves to laugh, travel, dance because she’s fun and just wants a guy to surprise her with trips to places like Mazatlán or Vegas. She also chain smokes and wants a guy with big, beefy b...
5m Aug 13, 2025
5m
What's Worse?
There are jerks everywhere, you just have to decide who are the more-tolerable jerks. If you had to choose between someone who leaves leftover food everywhere or someone who ghosts you, who's worse? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for mor...
14m Aug 12, 2025
14m
Free Beer's Unexpected Visitor
Just as Free Beer's family was getting into full "dinner mode" the other night, an unexpected visitor came to the door. Turns out it was an old woman who used to live in his house and wanted to see what the place looked like now! Find out how that interaction went for Free Beer and if anyone in his home made it awkward! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy I...
7m Aug 12, 2025
7m
How Well Do We Know Kelly?
For this experimental segment, we send Kelly out to the hallway and each try to predict how she will answer questions designed to create deep, meaningful conversation between couples. See how we did, how she answered and more! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https...
14m Aug 12, 2025
14m
Medieval Home Remedies or TikTok Life Hacks
Medieval “self-care” was basically a TikTok trend gone wild: vinegar face masks for a radiant complexion, barley-water concoctions for digestion and the pièce de résistance - goat dung dissolved in water and sipped to cure chest pain. A modern dermatologist gently reminds us that while vinegar might tickle your skin, you should stick to 911 for chest pain. For the whole podcast, and tons of exc...
18m Aug 12, 2025
18m
Goodbye AOL Dial-Up!
AOL is finally pulling the plug on dial-up, ending the era of screechy modem noises and pixel-by-pixel page loads. We got looking back on our early days on the internet, our first email addresses, embarrassing screen names and more. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See...
7m Aug 12, 2025
7m
Philly-Area Fishermen Rush to Catch a Gator
An alligator showed up in Pennsylvania's Magnolia Lake in Bucks County, surprising locals and turning fishermen into wannabe wildlife heroes. One guy even tried to catch it with hot dogs as bait! Despite police warning everyone to keep clear until the scaly visitor is safely relocated, you can't keep critter catchers down! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fanc...
6m Aug 11, 2025
6m