Free Beer's Unexpected Visitor
Just as Free Beer's family was getting into full "dinner mode" the other night, an unexpected visitor came to the door. Turns out it was an old woman who used to live in his house and wanted to see what the place looked like now! Find out how that interaction went for Free Beer and if anyone in his home made it awkward! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy I...
7m Aug 12, 2025
7m
How Well Do We Know Kelly?
For this experimental segment, we send Kelly out to the hallway and each try to predict how she will answer questions designed to create deep, meaningful conversation between couples. See how we did, how she answered and more! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https...
14m Aug 12, 2025
14m
Medieval Home Remedies or TikTok Life Hacks
Medieval “self-care” was basically a TikTok trend gone wild: vinegar face masks for a radiant complexion, barley-water concoctions for digestion and the pièce de résistance - goat dung dissolved in water and sipped to cure chest pain. A modern dermatologist gently reminds us that while vinegar might tickle your skin, you should stick to 911 for chest pain. For the whole podcast, and tons of exc...
18m Aug 12, 2025
18m
Goodbye AOL Dial-Up!
AOL is finally pulling the plug on dial-up, ending the era of screechy modem noises and pixel-by-pixel page loads. We got looking back on our early days on the internet, our first email addresses, embarrassing screen names and more. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See...
7m Aug 12, 2025
7m
Philly-Area Fishermen Rush to Catch a Gator
An alligator showed up in Pennsylvania's Magnolia Lake in Bucks County, surprising locals and turning fishermen into wannabe wildlife heroes. One guy even tried to catch it with hot dogs as bait! Despite police warning everyone to keep clear until the scaly visitor is safely relocated, you can't keep critter catchers down! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fanc...
6m Aug 11, 2025
6m
We Learn We've All Been Microwaving Wrong
This ginger at an appliance store is here to tell us we've apparently all been using our microwaves wrong. According to him, your microwave’s turntable isn’t just spinning for fun, but actually placing your plate on the edge instead of the center helps your food hit the hot spots and avoids those annoying cold spots. Kelly's not too happy with this information. For the whole podcast, and tons o...
5m Aug 11, 2025
5m
Name That Tune - 90's Soundtrack Edition [Part 2]
On today's show, Producer Kelly has a list of tunes for you to name and clues to go along with them. Can you guess the tune based on the clue or will you need a little audio clue to help out? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more infor...
12m Aug 11, 2025
12m
Name That Tune - 90's Soundtrack Edition [Part 1]
On today's show, Producer Kelly has a list of tunes for you to name and clues to go along with them. Can you guess the tune based on the clue or will you need a little audio clue to help out? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more infor...
8m Aug 11, 2025
8m
A White Castle A.I. Drive-Thru Glitch
At a White Castle drive-thru, this guy tried to order a simple $12 meal, but the A.I. cashier went completely haywire and slapped on 100 extra combos, turning the bill into a ridiculous $15,400. Meanwhile, the A.I. kept its cool and politely asked what drink he wanted, like nothing was wrong. While that was confusing, Free Beer shared what he used to think restaurants meant when they said they ...
3m Aug 11, 2025
3m
What Do People Wrongly Assume About You? [Part 2]
There's a reason the phrase "You know what happens when you assume..." ends with "you make an a** out of U and ME" and it's because those assumptions are often wrong. From assuming you're stupid to people like Josh who think his "stupid voice" means he's not from Canada, we're diving in and revealing the wrong assumptions people have made about us and our friends! For the whole podcast, and ton...
8m Aug 07, 2025
8m
What Do People Wrongly Assume About You? [Part 1]
There's a reason the phrase "You know what happens when you assume..." ends with "you make an a** out of U and ME" and it's because those assumptions are often wrong. From assuming you're stupid to people like Josh who think his "stupid voice" means he's not from Canada, we're diving in and revealing the wrong assumptions people have made about us and our friends! For the whole podcast, and ton...
10m Aug 07, 2025
10m
Ever Considered Faking Bear Attacks for Insurance Money?
Four L.A. scammers tried to pull off the BEAR-minimum effort insurance fraud by literally dressing up in a bear costume to fake car damage. However, insurance companies enlisted the help of wildlife officials and found the only thing they really mauled was their credibility. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot atFreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebee...
11m Aug 07, 2025
11m
Paired With an Idiot - With a Twist [Part 2]
On today's show, each of us idiots paired up with listeners to try leading them to name 10 things from lists other show members wrote! As always, there were screwjobs, stumpers and screw-ups, but this time we added lip separators! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (https://open.acast.com/networks/664e5505e0d7003bf1999654/s...
10m Aug 07, 2025
10m
Paired With an Idiot - With a Twist [Part 1]
On today's show, each of us idiots paired up with listeners to try leading them to name 10 things from lists other show members wrote! As always, there were screwjobs, stumpers and screw-ups, but this time we added lip separators! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more ...
15m Aug 07, 2025
15m
She Wants to Sniff-Check His WHAT!?
This guy’s girlfriend went from jealous to full crime scene investigator now expecting to regularly sniff his crotch to check for "sex smells" to prove he's cheating. The firs time he thought he was getting lucky but it turned out to just be a genital interrogation. He’s begging Reddit to confirm he’s not crazy so we offered our expert insight like putting some cinnamon down there, wrapping his...
16m Aug 06, 2025
16m
How Many Grudges Are You Holding Onto? [Part 2]
Who knew the average adult is basically a grudge collector? According to Trustpilot, folks around the world hoard about seven grudges each. From crappy exes to poor customer service, nearly a third have held onto them so long they don’t even remember why. Kelly and Mait are confident in their grudge-holding and the guys are slowly coming around. What's your longest grudge? For the whole podcast...
16m Aug 06, 2025
16m
How Many Grudges Are You Holding Onto? [Part 1]
Who knew the average adult is basically a grudge collector? According to Trustpilot, folks around the world hoard about seven grudges each. From crappy exes to poor customer service, nearly a third have held onto them so long they don’t even remember why. Kelly and Mait are confident in their grudge-holding and the guys are slowly coming around. What's your longest grudge? For the whole podcast...
10m Aug 06, 2025
10m
Harmless Habits That Shorten Your Life [Part 2]
Turns out some habits you have that you THINK aren't hurting anything or anyone might be stealthily plotting your demise. U/NoorAliyah on Reddit stirred the pot by asking what little everyday routines might actually wreck your life over time. The responses there were pretty good. The responses from us and our listeners? Certified platinum. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sig...
10m Aug 06, 2025
10m
Harmless Habits That Shorten Your Life [Part 1]
Turns out some habits you have that you THINK aren't hurting anything or anyone might be stealthily plotting your demise. U/NoorAliyah on Reddit stirred the pot by asking what little everyday routines might actually wreck your life over time. The responses there were pretty good. The responses from us and our listeners? Certified platinum. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sig...
17m Aug 06, 2025
17m
Comedian Breaks WGN News Anchor
There have been plenty of times where comedians stop by local news stations, but few absolutely kill like this one did! Meet Erica Rhodes who, seconds into her interview on WGN Morning News, had anchors Dan and Robin in stitches. It reminded us of a time Mark Normand did something similar at a Cleveland news station! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idio...
12m Aug 05, 2025
12m
Maitlynn Unlocked a New Character Over the Weekend
Maitlynn was really feeling the vibes (or the booze) of her "White Trash Bash" weekend and sort of unlocked a new character to do stupid bits as. Meet Rhonda the Dive Bar Star (DBS). She's got a raspy smoker's voice, a thick accent and a vendetta against her high school rival, Stacy Carmichael. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWing...
5m Aug 05, 2025
5m
Say Goodbye to Fort Dingleberry
A bunch of kids built a rogue tree fort called Fort Dingleberry on public land in Durham, CT! Complete with trails, stumps, and signs, it's a dream fort for anyone who never could have a treehouse. Unfortunately, officials tore it down, but now the community’s upset, mourning their tiny outlaw clubhouse like it was a national treasure. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up...
10m Aug 05, 2025
10m
5 Second Rule: Is Water Wet?
In one of our favorite games, 5 Second Rule, Free Beer either reads a topic from a card or we ask listeners for topics like "Name Three Things You Hate" and we, or listeners, have five seconds to get it done. Can't make it happen? The mummy will get you! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com/) !...
12m Aug 05, 2025
12m
Seattle Kraken Mascot Narrowly Escapes Wild Bear
The NHL yelled “release the Kraken” but all this bear in Alaska heard was “skulls be crackin'” as it decided to charge at members of the Seattle Kraken hockey team were fly fishing. Of course, the team members are used to having quick reaction times and were able to get out of the bear’s way pretty quickly but Buoy the sea-troll mascot had quite a bit slowing him down. Between all that bright b...
7m Aug 05, 2025
7m
What Career Paths Attract the Worst People?
We've talked before about professions most likely to cheat, ones you judge the most, etc. but what about the ones that just simply attract the biggest A-holes? No, not everyone with these jobs suck, but if someone does...they're more likely to have them. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! ...
15m Aug 04, 2025
15m
We Break Down Marriage Tips From 1913
While some of these tips could still be adapted to put to use today, but some of them are as dated as you'd think. We added some of our own and narrowed it down to how women should always smell like virgins. What does that mean? It'll make sense later. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! ...
13m Aug 04, 2025
13m
Milwaukee Brewers Manager Loads His Pockets With Carbs Every Game
From pancakes to waffles to cold, leftover slices of pizza from hotel hallways, Pat Murphy is always ready for some in-game snacking for himself and even occasionally offers some of his “pocket pancake” to sideline reporters like it’s totally normal. In case you’re worried about the long-term damage the pizza may do to his pant pockets, have no fear, Murphy says “just wash ’em.” For the whole p...
6m Aug 04, 2025
6m
Name That Tune - Even More Songs That Lied [Part 2]
On today's show, Producer Kelly has a list of tunes for you to name and clues to go along with them. Can you guess the tune based on the clue or will you need a little audio clue to help out? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more infor...
13m Aug 04, 2025
13m
Name That Tune - Even More Songs That Lied [Part 1]
On today's show, Producer Kelly has a list of tunes for you to name and clues to go along with them. Can you guess the tune based on the clue or will you need a little audio clue to help out? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more infor...
11m Aug 04, 2025
11m
Bobcat Mysteriously Appears in North Carolina Car Grill
In North Carolina, a bobcat survived getting hit by a car only to be found chilling (and slightly traumatized) inside the vehicle’s front grill. Rescuers rushed it to a wildlife hospital where, sadly, x-rays showed a badly broken leg, and the wildcat’s unexpected road trip ended with a tough goodbye. But what if it could make a Rob Roy? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign u...
3m Aug 01, 2025
3m
Chattanooga Overpass Trees
Locals in Chattanooga are side‑eying some recently planted saplings under an overpass as they wonder, rightly so, "Trees? Here?" Now it's resulted in finger-pointing, receipts and more between Chattanooga Public Works and the landscaping company who planted them. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwing...
2m Aug 01, 2025
2m
Helping Mait Get Ready for a "White Trash Bash"
Maitlynn is headed to her friends' annual "White Trash Bash" this weekend but aside from using beer cans as hair rollers, she's asking for our ideas! We, of course, are as helpful as ever. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more informat...
5m Aug 01, 2025
5m
Teach Us How NOT to Do Something
There are plenty of "life hacks" and "how-to" videos out there, but where are the folks willing to show us how NOT to do something based on their own bad experiences? Apparently, they all listen to this show! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/priva...
16m Aug 01, 2025
16m
Time for the Initials Game: DD
Every clue leads us closer and closer to figuring out what person, place, or thing Free Beer has on the card based on the initials assigned at the beginning of the game. This time, we learn about dagger dancing and more! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com/) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://ac...
15m Aug 01, 2025
15m
An 18-Year-Old's Mature 'Am I the Butthole' Inquiry
This 18 and 19 year old couple is experiencing something that a lot of couples can relate to...so we decided our opinions needed to be thrown into the mix. What do you think? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
8m Jul 31, 2025
8m
DECASMASH - Dead Musicians 2.0 [Part 2]
On today's show, Steve put together a list of ten songs, smashed them all together, and played them at the same time. Can you guess any of the 10 songs from DECASMASH? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
15m Jul 31, 2025
15m
DECASMASH - Dead Musicians 2.0 [Part 1]
On today's show, Steve put together a list of ten songs, smashed them all together, and played them at the same time. Can you guess any of the 10 songs from DECASMASH? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
12m Jul 31, 2025
12m
Random Questions - Hot Wings Faking His Death & Kelly's Dirty Secret
Let's get to know each other through Random Questions. Today we learn that Hot Wings would fake his own death only to go to a place he hates and what secrets Kelly keeps from her roommate! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more informat...
16m Jul 31, 2025
16m
Dispatcher Gives Booby Award to Dumbest Person to Repeatedly Call 911
An Ohio woman who’s called police nearly 200 times finally got a call back—only to be told she’s “the dumbest person” to ever do it. The dispatcher, clearly fed up, is now the one facing charges. Plot twist: the caller used to be a dispatcher herself. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com/) ! ...
10m Jul 30, 2025
10m
My Show Member Can is Back!
On today's round of My Show Member Can, the game where we bet on ourselves, we tried our hands at naming wizard spells, made-up sports, robot names and more! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot atFreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
15m Jul 30, 2025
15m
Mysterious Ring Camera Footage in Compton
Okay, for some of you the word “famous” may be used extremely loosely here but for people like Maitlynn, it couldn’t be more accurate. This California family thinks their Ring camera captured footage of two “alien-like” figures walking by their Compton home, so they took to social media to try to get some other opinions. Lucky for the Ortizes (and let’s be real, all of us), THE authority on par...
5m Jul 30, 2025
5m
Facts You Think Are True but Aren't Positive [Part 2]
From vanilla's relationship with beaver butts to where Bald Eagles live and more, there are plenty of "facts" people believe that are wildly false. We talk about ones we believed as kids, on some that surprise us and others that just pop into our heads as what seem like "high thoughts." For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (h...
8m Jul 30, 2025
8m
Facts You Think Are True but Aren't Positive [Part 1]
From vanilla's relationship with beaver butts to where Bald Eagles live and more, there are plenty of "facts" people believe that are wildly false. We talk about ones we believed as kids, on some that surprise us and others that just pop into our heads as what seem like "high thoughts." For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (h...
15m Jul 30, 2025
15m
The Four Summer Vibes for Women
Are you feeling like more of a "coastal cowgirl" or a "tomato girl" this summer? Apparently women are placing themselves into four different aesthetics and "vibes" for Summer 2025. We do our due diligence to figure out which ones we are. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast...
5m Jul 29, 2025
5m
Rob's Girlfriend Meets His Silicone Dolls
Not everyone is completely ick-free when it comes to dating, but this goes beyond "icks" and is more like eight GIANT red flags! Rob was having his birthday party in his apartment and invited his girlfriend, as one does. The rest of the guests, though, were eight of his silicone sex dolls! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com...
9m Jul 29, 2025
9m
Monster Raccoon Does a Number on Massachusetts Woman
A Massachusetts woman was viciously ambushed by a raccoon on her back deck while letting out her dogs. The critter bit her four times, scratching her all up and down her body before she could yeet it away like a rabid football. She’s recovering and has had to undergo rabies shots but says it best: “I just encountered a monster.” Why do we feel like this could be Kelly in about 20 years? Hoste...
5m Jul 29, 2025
5m
Who Would Be On Your Own, Personal Mt. Rushmore? [Part 2]
A recent off-air conversation got us inspired to come up with our own, personal Mt. Rushmores based on people, figures, characters, cars, etc. that have inspired us or reflect who we are best. Of course, we had to roast each others' and make our own suggestions along the way. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freeb...
8m Jul 29, 2025
8m
Who Would Be On Your Own, Personal Mt. Rushmore? [Part 1]
A recent off-air conversation got us inspired to come up with our own, personal Mt. Rushmores based on people, figures, characters, cars, etc. that have inspired us or reflect who we are best. Of course, we had to roast each others' and make our own suggestions along the way. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freeb...
16m Jul 29, 2025
16m
What's Tommy Been Getting Up To?
As each of us are in varying degrees of relationships from happily single to budding relationships to marriage, it's fun to check in with each other. When Steve noticed a new little friend on Tommy's neck this morning, he couldn't help but call it out...much to Tommy's chagrin. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://fre...
5m Jul 28, 2025
5m
Would You Try Battery-Flavored Chips?
If you've ever tried touching your tongue to a battery, you know that feeling but also that oddly-specific taste. This chip company was able to recreate it and it got us thinking about all our experience with batteries...and Hot Wings reveals his dads' problems with his pants. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://free...
4m Jul 28, 2025
4m