Help Wanted! Writer's assistant needed for the creation of possibly rather dubious fiction. :-)

A friend of mine has unknowingly led me astray down a path of low-brow fiction. This could end very badly for me, because I am now inspired to write a novel of my own along similar lines to those which I've been reading. I don't have enough ideas to be going on with yet though, so this is where you come in. For starters, I want to create a paranormal investigations firm called PIFFLE, but although I know precisely what the first three letters of the acronym should stand for (that's quite obvious), I haven't a clue what the last three would represent. I also don't know exactly what my investigator should be investigating. So if you can help out a writer in distress, I would be eternaly grateful, and will dedicate my book to you when it's published... which will probably be after my death, because I expect nobody will understand how truly meritorious my literary creations were until then. :-P #literature #paranormal #writing