Chekhov’s yellow card
This is not a drill
All the world's a stage
Salty affairs and an element of chaos
A false dichotomy
Saved blushes and a massive rampart
The Power Cube and an intense individual psychodrama
Rise of the Dalić
An unconvincing bumfluff experiment
Progress, protests and a spot of Prussian history
A different proposition
What's Löw got to do with it?
Something's got to give
The rough with the smooth
Take That and Party (like a Russian!)
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Totally World Cup - Groups D, E and F previewed
Totally World Cup - Groups A, B, and C previewed
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Powers surges, admirable cojones and worked shoots
A serene still lake and a Ukrainian travelogue
A life between the sticks - David Preece with Tony Coton
Welbeck or bust, Melchester Rovers, and paging Jody Morris
Bad lieutenants, Ugly Town and extra swazz
Ini Kamoze, piranhas and a bee without honey
Introducing: We Came to Win - The Rise and Fall of Diego Maradona
The soft middle and the flabby bottom
Fundamental shifts and problematic number twos
Good eggs, girth and brains
Dangerous margins and culinary napalm
Sleeping with one eye open and the Proudsville sausage
Wenger (over and) Out
Pressed plants, Danny Dyer and striped snakeheads
The secret of success, John Betjeman and Girls Aloud
Karma, perfection and a commemorative gold pen
BONUS: 'Roma Nel Mito'
Bubble baths, Bo Selecta and the brow
Gentleman Ray and A Picture of Dorian Gray
Pardew the discarded, Lamela the b*stard and Zlatan the great
Wrwgwai, foul thobes and nightclubbing in Stoke
The Spy with the Cold Nose, Zlatan’s Galaxy Quest, and memories of that 7-1
The Costa Rica rule, the Ronaldinho doctrine and inherent Weiss
Thirty-somethings, transferrable skills and Tedesco
Troglodytes, chutzpah and conscription
Toxicity, complicity and pitchside relief
Allegri plays his hand, PSG’s meek surrender, and Dulwich Hamlet stay strong
Rubbernecking, chocolate legs and Jay Bothroyd
VARce, Arsenal’s atrophication, and the battle of the bottom
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