The soft middle and the flabby bottom

May 07, 2018, 01:25 PM

Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Adam Hurrey join Iain Macintosh wave goodbye to Stoke, salute Arsenal’s send off for Arsene Wenger and wonder what on earth Steven Gerrard has got himself into by taking on the Rangers gig


• PART 1a: West Brom hanging on (02m 00s)

• PART 1b: Swansea v Southampton six pointer (06m 20s)

• PART 1c: A very quick word on Huddersfield (14m 30s)

• PART 2a: Sayonara, Stoke - it’s been fun. Sort of (15m 50s )

• PART 2b: Arise, Sir Roy of Croydon (21m 10s)

• PART 2c: Football League round-up (23m 50s)

• PART 3a: Chelsea 1 - 0 Liverpool; Women’s FA Cup final review (26m 00s)

• PART 3b: Arsenal 5 - 0 Burnley and au revoir, Arsene (30m 40s)

• PART 3c: The problem with 2nd placed Man U; Brighton’s excellent recruitment (33m 10s)

• PART 3d: Puel on thin ice; business as usual at Watford (39m 20s)

• PART 4: Steven Gerrard in at Rangers with Steven Mill from the Soccer FM podcast (43m 00s)

• PART 5: Euro round-up: El Clásico; Atletico in the Europa League final; Serie A, etc (50m 40s)

• PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (55m 30s)

• PART 7: Exeunt omnes and a trail for We Came To Win (57m 40s)


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