S1 Ep147: So This is Love
Weekly reality TV roasts of 90 Day Fiance, Love After Lockup, Married at First Sight, celebrity news & pop culture
1hr 8m Jun 27, 2019
1hr 8m
S1 Ep146: Como Se Dice… Why Though?
Weekly reality TV roasts of 90 Day Fiance, Love After Lockup, Married at First Sight, celebrity news & pop culture
42m Jun 20, 2019
42m
S1 Ep145: Tomato, Tomato, Qatar, Qatar
Weekly reality TV roasts of 90 Day Fiance, Love After Lockup, Sister Wives, celebrity news & pop culture
30m Jun 13, 2019
30m
S1 Ep144: CLarissa Mansplains It All
Weekly reality TV roasts of 90 Day Fiance, Love After Lockup, Sister Wives, celebrity news & pop culture.
1hr 46m Jun 06, 2019
1hr 46m
143: Tainted Love
Snarky Reality TV Recaps of 90 Day Fiance, Love After Lockup, celebrity news & pop culture
44m May 30, 2019
44m
S1 Ep142: Nah Nah, Why Don’t You Get a…
Game of Thrones is the talk of the town, but I’ve got my eyes on A Rod’s porcelain throne. A random RHOBH theory & Netflix Jailbirds round out the shallow end of the news this week.  90 Day Fiance (13:41) left blood pressures through the roof this week. Libby could certainly play Veruca Salt for her next acting gig because the chick has Moldovian-sized balls. That’s not a good thing. Colt finds...
44m May 23, 2019
44m
S1 Ep141: Party in the U.S.A.
Is Britney sneaking messages to a judge? Did Michael Jackson forget his first son’s name? These are some big questions we face this week with the news of #FreeBritney and Prince Jackson’s college graduation. There is plenty to discuss with the Real Housewives of New York and Potomac* (*Adjacent) so settle in for some snarky opinions on the Countess and more. Then on to the Belle of the Ball, 9...
53m May 16, 2019
53m
S1 Ep140: Baby, Baby, Baby, Ooh!
The Royal Baby Sussex is here! While we wait for the name and details, let’s dream a little dream. I’ve found the ultimate MLS listing and the perfect case for the next Dateline episode! Then, we’re off to talk about uteruses on 90 Day Fiance (8:01). I may have shared information about my bladder, but consider it a PSA, people! You’re welcome. Most importantly, I think we need to be alert to N...
40m May 09, 2019
40m
S1 Ep139: Boobs of a Feather
First up, the latest on #FreeBritney, Royal placentas, and what’s not so Foxxy in Jussie Smollett’s world. And…shhh…we have an Apple on the Ground with some super sleuth details on David & Annie’s current/former digs. Of course, the Sunday we’ve all been waiting for, 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After (16:58)! Has Colt invested in a “support system”? Will Chantal ever blink naturally? Perhaps Ma...
40m May 02, 2019
40m
S1 Ep138: Goodbye, My Lovers...
#FreeBritney has the world on notice & I’m along for the ride. While watch the hashtag reach the moon, I’m also on Royal Baby Sussex Watch. My baby name list is narrowed down to some top contenders, so place your bets now! Over on TLC (Totally Loving this Crap), the Sister Wives Tell All Part Duh (10:12) concludes an incredibly anticlimactic season. Flagstaff. Diffuser. Flagstaff. But don’t yo...
45m Apr 25, 2019
45m
S1 Ep137: Bend it Like Bernie
“The Ladies Who Punch” continues to deliver with the behind-the-scenes squabbles on The View. You’ll never guess who Sherri Shepherd’s biggest super fan is. It’s shocking! In other shocking news, I declare it Cassowary Awareness Month & Married at First Sight inspired an engagement. “A diamond is forever.”- Dr. Jessica. The Sister Wives Tell All (12:49) gave us SuChin Pak as host and moderator...
51m Apr 18, 2019
51m
S1 Ep136: Life Can Be a Bitch
What’s hot in celeb gossip this week? For starters, an audio tape of Elisabeth Hasselbeck cursing out Barbara Walters surfaced in the wake of the new tell-all book about The View. RHOC Jim Bellino refuses to pay Shannon Beador’s legal fees, and Jenelle Evans storms off the Teen Mom 2 Reunion set because Nessa pulled a Jack Nicholson on her, “You can’t handle the truth!”. Did you know the Siste...
45m Apr 11, 2019
45m
S1 Ep135: No Weddings or a Funeral
This week' s latest Sister Wives & Seeking Sister Wife!
45m Apr 09, 2019
45m
S1 Ep134: I Spy Tony & a Yoni
It’s documentary overload between Adnan Sayed, The Inventor about Elizabeth Holmes, They Reckoning, Whitney AND The Act. Not to mention the most disturbing news of all, Emeril is on infomercials now. Moment of silence. BAM! Next up we have Seeking Sister Wife (9:36) with vaginal bonding time. Totally relatable. Perhaps the Sister Wives (27:29) should try it out while they divide up the land. I...
44m Mar 28, 2019
44m
S1 Ep133: Kilts & Killed Spirits
It was a big week in the Seeking Sister Wife & 90 Day Fiance world. The McGees were arrested & Evelyn Cormier ™ made millions of ears bleed. HBO came out with its 2nd episode of the Adnan Sayed series, and a few more documentaries sparked my interest this weekend! Without Love After Lockup this week, we may have felt lonely so thankfully Kody brought along his perverted inner child to Aspyn’s ...
52m Mar 21, 2019
52m
S1 Ep132: Lies & Prison Pies
Leaving Neverland, Meg Markle, RHOBH, and oh, did you hear about A-Rod & JLo’s engagement? So did Jose Conseco! This has some potential to get uglier than the reviews for Gigli. Speaking of massive failures, Caitlin & Matt’s relationship hits the skids like their mommy-laundered undies on Love After Lockup this week (11:31). Meanwhile the longest episode of House Hunters EVER continues on Siste...
1hr 4m Mar 14, 2019
1hr 4m
S1 Ep131: Love After Lockup, Sister Wives & Seeking Sister Wife
Love After Lockup (6:33) and I are friends again after a stellar episode this week. Sarah reminds us of her linguistic dexterity while Lizzie delights us with her culinary ability. A week without seeing Kody’s hair made Sister Wives (24:52) extra special this week. Emphasis on “special”. After several tours of Flagstaff and TREES TREES TREES, we catch up with the families on Seeking Sister Wife...
53m Mar 07, 2019
53m
131: Love After Lockup, Sister Wives, Seeking Sister Wife & Grant Rutter dishing about RHONJ!
First, let’s talk about the Oscar fashions! Based on my expertise in Exhilaration leggings, I’m sharing my favorite fashions & attractions ;) After that, it’s time for some love tanks to be filled & bank accounts to be drained on Love After Lockup (11:30). The Sister Wives (34:18) are trying to unload property at the same time as the Snowdens over on Seeking Sister Wife (48:00). I think a new-a...
1hr 19m Feb 28, 2019
1hr 19m
Love After Lockup, Sister Wives & Seeking Sister Wife
What a week! Jenelle Evans Eason may be splitting from the Swampland Monster and whispers around Hollywood have rumors swirling about Oscar couplings. Blind Items & more in this week’s dip into the shallow end of the news! Caitlin experiences the loss of her mother on Love After Lockup, which triggers Matt to go ring shopping. Clint would be wise to use his tears to wash the stains off his wal...
1hr 2m Feb 23, 2019
1hr 2m
Love After Lockup, Sister Wives & Seeking Sister Wife
The Grammy Awards brought out some insane “fashion”, while the Big Brother House kicked out 2 players. Over on 60 Days In, an inmate inspires a group mediation and the womens’ pod sees some shenanigans going on with the guards. There are a few new shows on Netflix that I’ve been binging, as well as a podcast that has given me reason to ignore all household obligations. This week on Love After ...
55m Feb 23, 2019
55m
Love After Lockup & What’s in the News
First, let’s talk about the news! Celebrity Big Brother said goodbye to Joey Lawrence so I dove into the cast bios to find out more info. 60 Days In found the next Shark Tank contestant while I found an innocent child to side-eye during the Super Bowl. Lastly, remember Celebrity Wife Swap with Kendra Wilkinson & Kate Gosselin? #MeToo. This week on Love After Lockup (21:45) Lizzie and her boobs...
41m Feb 23, 2019
41m
Sister Wives, Love After Lockup & Seeking Sister Wife
First up, Lady Gaga at the SAG Awards and which 2 celeb couples I think are faking it. Also, a crazy chick tattoos her face with Harry Styles’ mug, Rami Malek lovin, updates on the Briney Family, Fyre Festival shit talking, AND Lohan Beach Club! Then I dive into Love After Lockup (17:41), Seeking Sister Wife (43:38), and I spill my thoughts on Sister Wives (57:47) Meri’s “B&B” in Parowan. Emph...
1hr 20m Feb 23, 2019
1hr 20m
Seeking Sister Wife, Love After Lockup & Sister Wives
First things first, what’s happening with RHOA, RHOB, and most importantly, Meghan Markle. Ahem, Your Highness… Seeking Sister Wife (16:36) debuted with the goddman Smarmy Snowdens and a missed love connection for me. Yes, I’m serious. Perhaps Clint may find a celestial family because we find him alone once more on Love After Lockup this week (32:24). No Sunday night on TLC is complete without ...
1hr 10m Feb 23, 2019
1hr 10m
90 Day Fiance Tell All Part 2 & Love After Lockup
I have so much to tell you about exciting things coming up (0:00) and of course the 90 Day Fiance Tell All Part 2 (7:17). Asuelu’s hips don’t lie as he delighted us with his sweet moves, while Leida and Eric took the opportunity to enroll themselves in to the RealiTV FUCK OFF Camp. Fellow campers include Evelyn. Love After Lockup (26:58) continues to issue warnings about sketchy roadside diners...
44m Feb 23, 2019
44m
Episode 123: 90 Day Fiance Tell All & Love After Lockup
Happy New Year! I’m back with an amazing show this week! Love After Lockup is up first with only the most awkward proposal I’ve seen since the last season of the Duggar assholes. 90 Day Fiance (30:01) had me on the edge of my seat with the Tell All Part 1 because I couldn’t keep my eyes off Asuelu. I am committed to a certain art form he had on display that is going to be my new permanent summe...
52m Jan 10, 2019
52m
Episode 122: 90 Day Fiance & Love After Lockup
Happy Holidays! Nothing will make you feel all warm & fuzzy this holiday season like a weekend filled with felons and shitty fathers. I’m talking about Love After Lockup & 90 Day Fiance (23:51) just in case that hit a little too close to home. I’m taking a week off next week, but I’ll be back in January with 90 Day Fiance Tell All highlights and more! PLEASE leave a 5 Star Rating (it just take...
54m Dec 27, 2018
54m
Breaking Beyonce News
Reporting live from RealiTV Headquarters after watching Beyonce perform at Coachella 2018...
8m Dec 21, 2018
8m
Episode 121: 90 Day Fiance, 90 Day Live & Love After Lockup
Are you ready to rage with me this week? In 90 Day Fiance news (0:00), Larissa finds Colt’s “Not for Debbie’s Eyes” videos and turns out Ashley and Jay may have kept a secret from production. Oh, and remember Ricky? Yeah, well he went back online to really seal the deal on what an asshole he is. This week’s 90 Day Fiance (4:00) didn’t disappoint with Natalie’s mode of transportation taking the ...
1hr 7m Dec 20, 2018
1hr 7m
Episode 120: 90 Day Fiance & Love After Lockup
It’s my dream lineup of shows! 90 Day Fiance did what politicians haven’t been able to do: bring America together…in despising Leida & Eric. Love After Lockup (44:19) returns with new couples and potential for an explosive season. Speaking of explosive, Jodie shares her tragedy-turned-holiday miracle at the start of the show. Sharp Entertainment Bless Us Everyone! GIVEAWAY DETAILS Leave a rev...
1hr 11m Dec 13, 2018
1hr 11m
Episode 119: 90 Day Fiance & Real Housewives of Orange County with Troy Turner
Well, this week’s 90 Day Fiance (0:00) was a tough one to watch. From Leida being a monster to Steven being an even bigger asshole than I could have imagined, I am revved up! Troy from Taste of Reality stops by to cool me down and remind me why Real Housewives of Orange County (37:52) is my happy place. He has some scoop on the ladies from RHOD…and don’t miss his last-minute dirt on Ms. Victori...
1hr 30m Dec 06, 2018
1hr 30m
Episode 118: 90 Day Fiance & Real Housewives of Orange County
90 Day Fiance (0:00) is back with some of the most authentic cringe-worthy moments we’ve seen. I’m looking at you, Mother Jonathan. Asuelu really knocks it out of the park with his bicycle riding, which leads me to my NEW character comparison for our lil Balki Bartakomous. You’re going to love it. Because I love and adore you & because I am obsessed with Real Housewives of Orange County, I’m ta...
37m Nov 29, 2018
37m
Episode 117: 90 Day Fiance S6 E5
This week on 90 Day Fiance, Steven takes first place as the biggest asshole in Russia. He ousted Putin and took 1st place, he’s just that bad. Meanwhile, Larissa channels Teresa Guidice and scores herself a diamond ring. Too bad it won’t keep your ass crack from sweating though, Sweetie! NEWS FLASH…Join Patreon now until 12/15/18 & I’ll mail you a STAY SALTY keychain. It’s my version of Darcey’...
34m Nov 22, 2018
34m
Episode 116: 90 Day Fiance S6E4 & 90 Day Live
Well Eric really outdid himself this time on 90 Day Fiance (0:00). He managed to piss of every member of Leida’s family, including the kid that’s been wrapped around his neck for the past week. Should we just reserve the fire house for him? Or maybe a place on Larissa’s couch that costs more than Colt’s car…or her bail! Speaking of updates, Michelle Collins hosted another 90 Day Live (46:00) an...
58m Nov 15, 2018
58m
Episode 115: 90 Day Fiance S6E3 & Unexpected
I voted for more 90 Day Fiance! We start out this week (0:00) with SKINZ, also known as the only man in the world who is confident enough to wear capris without shame. Colt’s mother, Debbie, has a Jessie Spano moment and Eric manages to scrape a few dimes together to split a Philly cheesesteak 4-ways. Whatta catch, ladies! Ricki Lake arrives at the Unexpected Tell All (34:54) wearing a Countess...
58m Nov 08, 2018
58m
Special Guests with Special Announcement!!!
Welcome to RealiTV, two VERY special guests with an incredibly important announcement!!!!! Find your polling place, election hours, and more at https://www.vote.org Use your Lyft or Uber app to find the promo codes on Election Day to receive FREE or discounted rides.
2m Nov 06, 2018
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Episode 114: 90 Day Fiance S6E2 & Unexpected
90 Day Fiance (0:00) continues to knock my freaking socks off, along with Colt’s British Knight cross-trainers. This week we meet a new couple which happens to be teen parents so you know this dumpster is going to be LIT. Can I pass as a mil yet? Over on Unexpected (27:36) Diego smirks his way into the depths of hell while Grandpa Tim feels like the walls of said hell are closing in on him. Not...
44m Nov 01, 2018
44m
Episode 113: 90 Day Fiance Premiere, Unexpected and Married at First Sight Reunion
The premiere of 90 Day Fiance (0:00) did not disappoint! I have some strong opinions on this season, so buckle up, drink up, and…well, help me calm down. I could use some help in taking down Diego on Unexpected (33:58) this week because he just about did me in. We need to save Emiley, you guys. The extra E in her name is for “emergency exit plan”. Lastly, Married at First Sight (51:10) wrapped ...
1hr 13m Oct 25, 2018
1hr 13m
Episode 112: 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days Tell All, Unexpected and Married at First Sight Finale
We made it! The 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days Tell All (0:00) brought more cringes than questions. That’s a win in my book! Find out who I think might Puff the Magic Dragon & which World War is most compatible with Jesse Von Trapp. On Unexpected (32:09), Max-No-Millions takes an undeserved nap and we find out where Diego got his timing from. Finally. FINALLY, on Married at First Sight (49:0...
1hr 12m Oct 18, 2018
1hr 12m
Episode 111: 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days, Unexpected, and Married at First Sight
90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days (0:00) continues to bring it each and every week! From Ang’s negative bank balance to Darcey channeling Sharon Stone, I’m going to break it down for you. TLC surprised us with a 2-hour long episode of Unexpected (28:57), but thankfully we were spared double the scenes of both Diego AND Max. Praise a baby Duggar! Feeling like it’s been a lifetime over ON Lifetim...
1hr 7m Oct 11, 2018
1hr 7m
Episode 110: 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days & Married at First Sight
This week in RealiTV, Ricky pretends to propose before almost drowning on 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days (0:00). Lo siento. Maybe next time, ladies. The drowning, I mean. Meanwhile Angela explores national monuments, and by the grace of Obama she doesn’t knock the whole damn thing down. On Married at First Sight (28:40), the couples go on yet another weekend trip in order to remember that th...
49m Oct 04, 2018
49m
Episode 109: 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days, Unexpected and Married at First Sight
This week in RealiTV, Ricky continues his self-produced telenovela and Angela’s frosted fantasy comes true on 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days (0:00). On Unexpected (35:30), Diego may not be able to make a bottle, but he can make every woman in America roll their eyes at the same time. Over on Married at First Sight (51:32), Mia gets kicked out by Tristan, Amber and Dave plant an asymmetrical ...
1hr 7m Sep 27, 2018
1hr 7m
Episode 108: 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days, Unexpected and Married at First Sight
This week in RealiTV, we meet a new couple and Angela triggers a nation with her take-back of a beloved item on 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days (0:00). Ricky also gets himself into quite a situation in Colombia, as well as here in New York. You’ll hear it here first! On Unexpected (42:50), Emiley gives birth while Dr. Diego gives the play by play and McKayla has some possible news to share. O...
1hr 11m Sep 20, 2018
1hr 11m
Episode 107: 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days, Unexpected and Married at First Sight
This week in RealiTV, Angela tackles one of the most grotesque meals ever served on 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days (0:00) and she does so with class, nicotine, and possible melanoma. Diego continues to give me the giggles over his collapsable bones on Unexpected (37:15) and the couples share some time with Dr. Pepper and Bravolebrities on Married at First Sight (53:07). Shop www.poshmark.co...
1hr 10m Sep 13, 2018
1hr 10m
Episode 106: My weekend in the OC, 90DF Before the 90 Days, Unexpected and Married at First Sight
This week in RealiTV, I break down the events of last weekend’s Taste of Reality OC Ropes Course & Quiet Woman event (0:00). Real Housewives of Orange County Emily & Gina came out and they have a new fan in me! I can’t say the same about Ms. Shannon Storms Beador. That’s my opinion! On 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days (15:40), Angela makes my premonition come true and Tarik wears the latest Sh...
1hr 9m Sep 06, 2018
1hr 9m
Episode 105: 90DF Before the 90 Days, Unexpected, Teen Mom 2 and Married at First Sight
This week in RealiTV, 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days (0:00) continues to bring it! There is no better show on TV right now, and I can’t ever imagine my life without it. From snails to spinning tales, I’ll break it all down for you. On Unexpected (45:19), Moneybags Max makes an appearance and tells us about his plans for bringing the alarm clock industry back into business. Meanwhile, Dr. Dre...
1hr 35m Aug 30, 2018
1hr 35m
Episode 104: 90DF Before the 90 Days, Unexpected and Married at First Sight
Wow, what a week! 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days (0:00) is the gift that keeps on giving. Much like Angela's affection for Michael. Unexpected (45:51) gave us an unexpected new couple, as well as an unexpected trip around the world's most dangerous roller rink. You read that correctly. Last, but not least, Married at First Sight (1:04:55) opened my eyes to the incredible advice from Pastor Ca...
1hr 24m Aug 23, 2018
1hr 24m
Episode 103: 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days & Unexpected
Oh what a Sunday! Due to me not wanting my kids to end up like Paul, Angela, or Moneybags Max, I will not be able to recap Teen Mom 2 or Married at First Sight this week. I'll be touching on them in this week's Patreon later this week though! Also, head on over to Twitter for live tweets during MAFS. However, let's get into some Before the 90 Days (0:00)! Angela, oh Angela, hallowed be thy name...
1hr 7m Aug 14, 2018
1hr 7m
Episode 102: Before the 90 Days, Unexpected, Teen Mom 2, and Married at First Sight
What a week in RealiTV! Four shows, four opportunities to watch the best of the worst on TV this week. 90 Day Fiance blessed us with another season of Before the 90 Days (0:00), and it did not disappoint! We met a few new couples, as well as updates on Jesse Von Trapp and Paul's mom('s hair balls). TLC also knocked up-err-out another season of Unexpected (36:20) with new teens, as well as follo...
1hr 40m Aug 09, 2018
1hr 40m
Episode 101: 90 Day Fiance Tell All Pt2, Teen Mom 2, and Married at First Sight
This week in RealiTV, 90 Fiance Happily Ever After (0:00) wrapped up its season with the Tell All Part 2 and a wedding-that-wasn’t special for Azan and Nicole. Perhaps Nicole is going to bring Ulta to Morocco, but let’s not hold our breath. Teen Mom 2 (38:09) brought even more pending charges (fingers crossed) for Jenelle as she fearlessly displays her passion for protection. Not the kind she n...
1hr 13m Aug 02, 2018
1hr 13m
Episode 100: 90 Day Fiance Tell All, 90DF What Now, Teen Mom 2 and Married at First Sight
This week, TLC gave us an epic 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After Tell All (0:00). The gloves were off for Anfisa and Paola, but unfortunately so was David's timing and body language. 90 Day Fiance What Now? (35:16) brings us up to date on some couples from the past. Spoiler alert: Danielle and Mohammed haven't reconciled. Teen Mom 2 (59:13) continues its quest for the Guinness World Record for W...
1hr 32m Jul 27, 2018
1hr 32m