Papaya 9: Not News

welcome back to the island everyone! this week neel and jonas sit down with comedian and musician aaron monte to talk about the pertinent issues affecting our world today: Popeyes, the potential for a gang olympics, and Hollywood Elmo. Take ya shoes off, relax and enjoy! as always, please give us a like, leave a comment and subscribe if ya dig! we are an entirely independent run operation so e...

welcome back to the island everyone! hope the end of the summer is treating you swell. this week, neel and jonas welcomed their good buddy, editor of papaya 9 and comedian Kyle Rehl! The guys talk seriously about Richard Branson getting it on in space, the spelling bee, how neel will get robbed when he moves to new york, and we sit down with our set designer, Maddie O'Brien! so sit back, take y...

welcome back to the island everyone! this week neel and jonas sit down with their good buddy, comedian Ahmed Al Kadri to discuss his Tik Tok success, Bill Cosby getting released from jail and the Olympics. Enjoy! as always, please give us a like, leave a comment and subscribe if ya dig! we are an entirely independent run operation so every view and comment and share helps a ton and is greatly ...

welcome to the island everybody! this week neel and jonas talk about elle kemper's racial past, how pablo escobar's hippos are terrorizing colombian police, and jonas shares a story about meeting some cuties at a trump rally in pasadena. this one is a fun and short one so we hope you dig it so sit back, take ya shoes off and enjoy! as always, please give us a like, leave a comment and subscrib...

welcome to the island everybody! there are so many podcasts out there and we appreciate you watching ours. this week neel and jonas talk about how batman doesn't eat p****y, jonas' troubles on the new facebook dating app, how subway tuna contains to actual tuna DNA and emmanuel macron getting slapped in france lol sit back, take ya shoes off and enjoy! as always, please give us a like, leave ...

welcome back to the island you beautiful babies! this week neel and jonas talk about how white adults need to eat more vegetables, how the name karen is becoming more and more unpopular and how they would both survive the hunger games if they were real. this one is really fun so please take ya shoes off, sit back, relax and ENJOY ! as always, please give us a like, leave a comment and subscrib...

welcome back to the island you sexy mugs. this week jonas and neel discuss their new lives post pandemic, how jaden smith's new homeless food truck will save society, how a man in spain died trapped inside a paper mache dinosaur and a bunch of other stuff that i can't recall right now! so take ya shoes off, relax and ENJOY! as always, please give us a like, leave a comment and subscribe if ya ...

welcome back to the island everyoneeee. this week we have malcolm hatchett joining us. the guys talk about kill tony, oreos and Malcolm working at McDonalds. so please take ya shoes off, relax and ENJOY as always, please give us a like, leave a comment and subscribe if ya dig! we are an entirely independent run operation so every view and comment and share helps a ton and is greatly appreciate...

welcome back to the island everyone! we hope you are doing well. this is part 2 of our episode with the wonderful Saad Alessa. he came to island to to discuss pregnant mummies, doing stand up comedy in kuwait and an alternate universe in which Saad is an oil tycoon. so please sit back, take ya shoes off and ENJOY! as always, please give us a like, leave a comment and subscribe if ya dig! we ar...

welcome back to the island everyone! we hope you are doing well. this week we have the wonderful Saad Alessa joining us to discuss pregnant mummies, doing stand up comedy in kuwait and an alternate universe in which Saad is an oil tycoon. so please sit back, take ya shoes off and ENJOY! as always, please give us a like, leave a comment and subscribe if ya dig! we are an entirely independent ru...

welcome back to the island everyone! we hope you are doing well. in this part 2, we are joined by Tik Tok and Instagram killer Karan Menon! Jonas and Neel sit down with Karan and discuss his on going comparisons with Zion Williamson, How Gen Z is better than any other generation, Jonas being too fat for sky diving and how Urkle's weed is fire. so sit back relax and enjoy the episode! as always...

welcome back to the island everyone! we hope you are doing well. this week we are joined by Tik Tok and Instagram killer Karan Menon! Jonas and Neel sit down with Karan and discuss his on going comparisons with Zion Williamson, How Gen Z is better than any other generation, Jonas being too fat for sky diving and how Urkle's weed is fire. so sit back relax and enjoy the episode! as always, plea...

welcome to the island! this week neel and jonas talk about chet hanks being jamaican willy wonka, how chick fil a has msg in their food, and how the johnson and johnson vaccine is making jonas worried. sit back, relax, and enjoy the episode!  as always, leave a like or a comment if ya dig, and as always subscribe for more content!  FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@...

well well well look who it is! welcome to the island! we are back this week and are joined by our friend Harper Rose Drummond to talk about how guys don't wear their masks, how neel looks like shenzi and the best ways to pick up someone at the grocery store. this one is definitely fun so take ya shoes off, relax, and ENJOY! leave a like or a comment if ya dig, and as always subscribe for more ...

welcome to the island! we hope you're doing well. this week we talk about the spring breakers in miami, hollywood being a gross city and jonas shares some stores from when he was a bouncer. so take ya shoes off, relax, and ENJOY! 

welcome to the island! we hope you're doing well. this week our video is out of focus and we are figuring out what on earth to do with our seating situation. nonetheless the guys talk about what they're gonna do with their stimulus checks, how scooby doo is racist, and how both neel and jonas, along with every other millennial man has weak semen! so take ya shoes off, relax and ENJOY!  leave a...

welcome to the island! this week we have Armando Torres of Not A Cult Podcast to discuss Common's Poetry, Olive Garden being racist, fights at Popeyes, high school football recruiting foreign kids, the new Lola Bunny and MORE. take ya shoes off, relax and enjoy!!  leave a like or a comment if ya dig,. and as always subscribe for more content!  FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: TikTok - https://www.t...

welcome to the island! this week jonas and neel disguises dr. seuss getting cancelled-ish, the murders in the indian cockfighting game and jonas reflects how he has disrespected waffle house before in his life. take your shoes off, relax and ENJOY  leave a like or a comment if ya dig,. and as always subscribe for more content!  FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@papay...

welcome to the island everyone! whether you're returning or here for the first time, take your shoes off and relax, we're happy to see ya! this week jonas and neel talk about an australian olympian getting caught with $2.1 million of cocaine, how strong kangaroos are, whether or not shrek used condoms and the differences between black p*rn and Indian p*rn. leave a like or a comment if ya dig,...

welcome to the island! take your shoes off and relax. this week neel and jonas hang out with their bengali bhai usama siddiquee! the fellas talk about timberlands sucking, haitian and bengali culture, how cantaloupe sucks and how corn flakes get usama horny. please comment, like and subscribe (yaydadada) to help our channel grow! we have more content on our page like clips and other full episo...

welcome to the island! take ya shoes off and relax, Neel and Jonas are here to pump you full of absolute nonsense takes on some current events like the tampa bay buccaneers winning there super in jonas' hometown, the random hail storm in los angeles, dogecoin, other stock advice tips for you!! and of course we have a follow up on the monkey labor dispute happening in india right now. please co...

Welcome to the island papaya people! this week we are talking about joe biden's diet coke button, freeing kodak black, our first cellphones and dial up internet. relax, take ya shoes off and enjoy! FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@papaya9pod​​ (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbWxjbF9uQWRqNmtfR3dseU0xN2R2V25xTnZHUXxBQ3Jtc0t...

hey papaya people! this week we had the wonderful Andrew Orolfo come to the island. We talked about filming a Netflix special in the Philippines, a busted sex orgy in Los Angeles, and which of the capitol protestors would have the best mixtape. Relax, take ya shoes off and ENJOY FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/papaya9notnews (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?ev...

hey papaya people! this week we are covering the protests in Washington DC, the lack of respect for the national guard, how to give out good hugs, why Japan has clean butts and we do a little police role play to boot.... take ya shoes off, relax and enjoy! FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/papaya9notnews (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&v...

sup papayan people! on today's episode we talk about moves to make on a middle school movie date, Jonas' "academic" interest in porn documentaries, and first dates on an airplane... take ya shoes off and enjoy! FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/papaya9notnews (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&v=0P4voLTkVak&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbjR6ZWZMcFRBd...

What's up papayans! This week are joined by the wonderful Michael Longfellow. we talk possibly taking the covid vaccine, Nike being a great sponsor for the KKK, and being beta dads. take ya shoes off and enjoy! FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/papaya9notnews (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fpapaya9notnews&redir_token=QUFFLUhq...

What's up y'all. This week we're talking about Mindy Kaling's brother pretending to be black for med school, Florida loving Trump and the fact that Joe Biden is a cartoon.. Enjoy! FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/papaya9notnews (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fpapaya9notnews&v=lFHA86eo14w&event=video_description&redir_token=Q...

What's up y'all welcome back to episode 14 of Papaya 9! This week we talk about Olympics Gentrifying, Sports Gambling, Keith Sweat, and a possible cure for Covid?? FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/papaya9notnews TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@papaya9pod WATCH PREVIOUS FULL EPISODES: Papaya 9 #13: Papaya 9 #14: OLYMPIC GENTRIFICATION, INDIAN TEEN DISCOVERS POS...

What's up y'all welcome back to episode 13 of Papaya 9! This week we're talking Trump Having Covid, Palmer's Cream, Stem Cells & more! Come hang!  FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/papaya9notnews TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@papaya9pod WATCH PREVIOUS FULL EPISODES: Papaya 9 #12: Trump's Platinum Plan, STD Dating App, Pedo TED Talks, Postmates & MORE | FULL E...

What's up y'all welcome back to another episode of Papaya 9! This week we're talking therapy, pedophilia TED Talks, STD Dating Apps, Postmates, Trump's Platinum Plan and MORE!  FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/papaya9notnews TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@papaya9pod WATCH PREVIOUS FULL EPISODES: Papaya 9 #11: Taking Instagram Seriously, Kanye Tweets, Indian F...

Our friend Malik Bazille dropped by the Papaya Place today. We talked trash on Jonas' Instagram game, Malik's love of "Indian" food and MORE.  Follow Malik and check out his podcast!  Malik's IG: https://www.instagram.com/malikbazille/?hl=en Malik's Podcast, Cutting Weight: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCR-E3lx6bXSIbbuKTzYy4cQ FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Instagram - https://www.instagram.c...

Welcome back to episode 9 of the Papaya 9 Podcast! In this episode, we discuss surviving the massive LA Heat Wave, Jonnas and Neel’s love for High School Musical, Romance Novels & more! ▶ SUBSCRIBE for new comedy podcasts uploaded EVERY WEEK: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEuF07qvf5CJAjsrrgE1hrQ?sub_confirmation=1 We hope you enjoyed watching this week’s episode! If you haven’t already, leav...

Welcome back to episode 8 of the Papaya 9 Podcast! Today, we’re discussiong Danzel Washington helping a homeless guy, random Dave Chappelle meetings and Congress Couching/Sleepovers! ▶ SUBSCRIBE for new comedy podcasts uploaded EVERY WEEK: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEuF07qvf5CJAjsrrgE1hrQ?sub_confirmation=1 We hope you enjoyed watching this week’s episode! If you haven’t already, leave ...

Sit back, relax, and welcome to the Papaya Palace. We're talking about sex crazed monkeys. enjoy!

Welcome to Papaya Island--- sit back and relax, we're getting into some fun stories today.  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@papaya9pod IG: https://www.instagram.com/papaya9notnews/?hl=en Thank you for watching, we love you.

Welcome to papaya island, take your shoes off and have a seat. Today we're talking Taco Bell supporting Trump, Yeezy slippers, and D.L. Hughley. Thank you for listening, we love you. 

Episode 4! Jonas tells a story about getting poop-shamed at work and selling N-Word passes. Enjoy! 

Episode 3-- we're doing it. The guys talk zoom comedy shows and staying clean. 

The guys discuss Blacc Chyna, Caillou theory and NFL Kickers. Enjoy! 

Our First Episode!  Follow us on IG: https://bit.ly/3dTjUqp   Papaya 9: Not News is a comedic podcast hosted Neel Ghosh and Jonas Presendieu. They take slept on news stories and talk about them for much too long. 

Neel and Jonas discuss pandas making love