October 1990 Fashion Etc.: Twin Peaks, Muscles & Be Fri Necklaces
Tie your jauntiest scarf around your hair: this episode is going places!
1hr 12m Aug 06, 2024
1hr 12m
October 1990 Pop Culture: Christian Slater, Whit Stillman & Woofs
WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! ........WOOF WOOF!
44m Jul 23, 2024
44m
October 1990 Teen Life: Driving Lessons, Alcoholism & Croutons
It Happened To Me raises eyebrows again, but in ways none of us could have possibly guessed.
59m Jul 09, 2024
59m
September 1990 Fashion Etc.: Shoes, Lubriderm & Even More Dutch Boy
Shop like a model; dress like an elf!
50m Jun 25, 2024
50m
September 1990 Pop Culture: Movie Sequels, James Marshall & The Hothouse Flowers
Ignore the mesozoa as you make your way toward our latest episode!
43m Jun 11, 2024
43m
September 1990 Teen Life: Tricking Boys, Puppy Mills & Painting
Color us ecstatic! (There's paint.)
37m May 21, 2024
37m
August 1990 Slumber Party: MTV, Extra Balls & East Side Mario’s
Your calls take us back to the mall and back up someone's nose. And more!
32m May 07, 2024
32m
August 1990 Fashion Etc.: Boats, Socks & Diets
Ahoy, matey! Our latest Fashion episode won't leave you lost at sea!
49m Apr 23, 2024
49m
August 1990 Pop Culture: Michael Rank, Michael Rank & Michael Rank
This episode has three breasts, a Kip Winger, and other parts you'll have to listen to hear about.
47m Apr 09, 2024
47m
August 1990 Teen Life: Eastern Europe, Wet Pastrami & Mr. Sperm
The back-to-school issue takes us other places that are much less expected!
56m Mar 19, 2024
56m
July 1990 Slumber Party: Horse Parking, Cher Impressions & A Mall Security Guard With A Secret
Brace yourself for our first Slumber Party episode of 2024! (Content warning for medical...stuff.)
56m Mar 12, 2024
56m
July 1990 Fashion Etc.: Dickies, Curlers & Miss Personality Plus
It's Filippo-Totti-ly great!
53m Feb 27, 2024
53m
July 1990 Pop Culture: Bart Simpson, Scott Garrison & Dozens Of Recommendations
Sassy sets out to keep your summer boredom-free!
37m Feb 13, 2024
37m
July 1990 Teen Life: Road Trips, Boyfriend Fights & Inverted Nipples
Point all your relevant parts toward our latest episode!
38m Jan 09, 2024
38m
June 1990 Fashion Etc.: Water, Sun & How To Ruin A Swimsuit
A supermodel-in-the-making ushers us into some VERY weird advice!
40m Dec 26, 2023
40m
June 1990 Pop Culture: Kate Pierson, Fan Mail & One Of Pop Music's Nicks
You're never going to believe this but men are letting us down again. No fan mail for them!
36m Dec 12, 2023
36m
June 1990 Teen Life: Cowgirls, Aliens & Crabs
Saddle up and ride with us!
47m Nov 28, 2023
47m
May 1990 Slumber Party: Embarrassment, Temu & The Other Keanu Reeves
Don't worry: you're not done talking about Olive Garden and neither are we.
1hr 6m Nov 14, 2023
1hr 6m
May 1990 Fashion Etc.: Mixed Prints, Sweepstakes & Very Discolored Colors
What is black? What is green? What is that stain on the Cover Girl ad?
44m Oct 31, 2023
44m
May 1990 Pop Culture: Johnny Depp, Samantha Mathis & More Johnny Depp
It's finally time to discuss our controversial -- and, in this issue, inescapable -- cover subject.
57m Oct 17, 2023
57m
May 1990 Teen Life: Pets, Fishbowls & Tortured Moms
Bar! Ton! Lynch! Bar! Ton! Lynch!!!
49m Oct 03, 2023
49m
April 1990 Slumber Party: Movie Trivia, Nasal Mishaps & The Olive Garden
When you're here, you're family (but not so close that we'll do Mother's Kiss on you).
1hr 9m Sep 19, 2023
1hr 9m
April 1990 Fashion Etc.: Tattoos, Wigs & Strawberry Frankenstein
Get out your magnifying glass to see what blurry wardrobe pieces you need NOW!
1hr 5m Sep 05, 2023
1hr 5m
April 1990 Pop Culture: Milk, Deadheads & Jason Priestley
New Kids On The Block, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and the original jam band all jockey for your attention in this issue!
41m Aug 22, 2023
41m
April 1990 Teen Life: Dangerous Questions, Dolphins & Discharge
Put on your most breathable spandex before firing up our latest episode!
55m Aug 08, 2023
55m
March 1990 Slumber Party: Butts, Teratomas & Your Self-Centeredness
Fewer calls means more of our nonsense: now you know!
33m Jul 25, 2023
33m
March 1990 Fashion Etc.: Prom, Audrey & Wildly Expensive Brushes
It's March! Get your formal gowns and, while you're at it, some fruity conditioner!
59m Jul 11, 2023
59m
March 1990 Pop Culture: Stephen Baldwin, Rikki Rockett & The Johns
Sorry if this makes you want to spend $1200 on a t-shirt with boobies on it btw.
49m Jun 27, 2023
49m
March 1990 Teen Life: One-Night Stands, Pick-Up Lines & Mother Teresa
Which cool women are still cool 33 years later? We tell all!
49m Jun 13, 2023
49m
February 1990 Slumber Party: Willpower, Pedicures & Poetry Scams
The "Rate Your Willpower" quiz takes us unexpected places in a more, uh, "freewheeling" Slumber Party than usual!
1hr 21m May 30, 2023
1hr 21m
February 1990 Fashion Etc.: Embroidery, Cologne & DIY Beauty Basics
Unscented, fragrance-free, or bathing in Harley-Davidson Cologne? YOU MUST CHOOSE
1hr 5m May 16, 2023
1hr 5m
February 1990 Pop Culture: Lenny Kravitz, Rap & Norwegian Skateboarders
Artists are having side projects! Charlie Sheen goes Swiss! AND MORE!
55m May 02, 2023
55m
February 1990 Teen Life: Divorce, Dude Defects & A New Sassiest Girl In America
It's a hat on a hat for Sassiest Girl #2 -- and more!
52m Apr 18, 2023
52m
December 1989 Slumber Party: Christmas, Fuddrucker's & Ophthalmology
Learn everything you need to know about "Christmas piles," and much much more!
1hr 10m Apr 04, 2023
1hr 10m
December 1989 Fashion Etc.: Sequins, Lucy & Cheap-Ass Christmas Gifts
It's a sartorial choose-your-own-adventure in this double issue!
1hr Mar 21, 2023
1hr
December 1989 Pop Culture: Billy, Björk & Trixie
Roseanne and Cher are just two women of a certain age SAVAGED in this issue!
45m Mar 07, 2023
45m
December 1989 Teen Life: Sobbing, Speculums & Saving The Planet
It's a double issue, but don't cry! Especially not at someone else's birthday party.
56m Feb 21, 2023
56m
October & November 1989 Slumber Party: NKOTB, Frogs & Toilets
The public toilet discourse flushes out a lot of opinions!
1hr 14m Feb 07, 2023
1hr 14m
November 1989 Fashion Etc.: Loungin', Thanks & Shades Of Fragrance
Pam returns to join the discussion on beauty gadgets, Amish style, and more!
57m Jan 24, 2023
57m
November 1989 Pop Culture: New Kids, Josh Charles & A Cute Baby Boy
Kim and Megan return to discuss a veritable boyfest of topics!
56m Jan 10, 2023
56m
November 1989 Teen Life: Pregnant, Drafted & Dumped
What to do when the guy you date there ditches you...and more!
45m Dec 27, 2022
45m
October 1989 Fashion Etc.: Boots, Model Bones & Snapped Necks
While Pam continues globe-trotting, we are joined by guest co-hosts Megan McCafferty and Kim Reed for a discussion of the fashion (etc.) of the October 1989 issue! We're painting our feet, squinting at boots, sewing crap to the bottom of our blazers...okay, we're only doing some of that -- but we're talking about all of it. Prepare yourself for a deep dive on the "Welcome To Bedrock" fashion st...
1hr 1m Dec 13, 2022
1hr 1m
October 1989 Pop Culture: Frogs, Whale(y) & River Phoenix’s Dog
Pam is overseas and Kim Reed's internet has been destroyed, but guest co-host Megan McCafferty is here! And eager to dig in on October 1989's pop culture topics. Her beloved Keith Coogan gets a mention in a What Now blurb about Star Search! Her object of teenage obsession, River Phoenix, gets a whole page to proselytize to Christina about animal rights! And there's more: we also cover Gleaming ...
51m Nov 29, 2022
51m
October 1989 Teen Life: Reputations, Periods & World Statistics
For once, the lead feature is not heavy with tragedy -- it's just a little research piece on stats about teens in the U.S. compared to other countries. Do WE find a way to end on a bummer note anyway? ...Sorry, but yes, we do. We also discuss a piece that claims to help you "blow off" a reputation you might not want, and a collection of Sassy staffers' most horrifying and graphic period stories...
57m Nov 15, 2022
57m
September 1989 Slumber Party: Annie, Bonhomme & Drysol
The September 1989 issue truly gets to the heart of what 90% of Sassy readers (give or take) were obsessing about: Rate Your Guy Appeal. How strong should you come on to a hypothetical Danish exchange student? Take the quiz and compare your results to ours. Then it's on to your latest voicemails, covering subjects ranging from how to interact with Northern Irish children; whether Bonhomme is a ...
40m Nov 01, 2022
40m
September 1989 Fashion Etc.: Buttons, Blimps & Horse Girls
What's your look going to be when you head back to school this year? Horse girl? All-red Christmas elf? Sticking buttons on all your garments, until they inevitably fall off in a trail behind you? Sassy is here for ALL these ideas! We also learn about tiny jewelry, models so "quirky" they actually look smart, some truly demented ads, and the arrival of a Fashion Editor, at last. Put down your g...
1hr 7m Oct 18, 2022
1hr 7m
September 1989 Pop Culture: Batman, Love Shack & All My Children
The September 1989 issue gives us much to discuss in the world of pop culture. Is "well-gutted" a valid Sassy Glossary entry when "gutted" is just fine on its own? Should men pay for dates? How much can we discuss the TV adaptation of The Outsiders that won't be out for several months? How much baseline knowledge should a Gen Xer have about the Indigo Girls? How much worse is The Batman (2022) ...
1hr 3m Oct 04, 2022
1hr 3m
September 1989 Teen Life: This, This & That
Time to go back to school (in 1989) with the Teen Life topics of the September issue! Catherine goes to Northern Ireland to report on The Troubles and gets real poetic about it. Christina relays tales of raging jealousy with the tiniest nod to more productive ways their subjects could have handled themselves. Your co-hosts are divided on "Grace," this month's fiction story. It Happened To Me's ...
56m Sep 20, 2022
56m
August 1989 Slumber Party: Mellencamp, Moods & Kingpin Hats
Was this the right week for us to Rate Our Moodiness, as the August 1989 issue invited us to do? Given what we were dealing with, maybe not! (Content warning: hip talk.) Then we move on to some of your latest voicemails, which cover matters as diverse as John Mellencamp's dating history and cross-country appeal; avant-garde uses for Sun-in; an extremely romantic-sounding job playing piano in th...
47m Sep 06, 2022
47m
August 1989 Fashion Etc.: Jeans, Beads & Boy Stuff
It's time for back-to-school shopping, so we're going back to basics, with fashion stories on jeans and sweaters. There's also a suggestion that you sew 1000 teeny-tiny beads on a dress, but who has the time? In the beauty lane, we're learning about traditionally male grooming products and tips and all about kingpin hats, the down sides of manicures, how to match your foundation color AND dig i...
58m Aug 23, 2022
58m