DC S01.E12: Beauty Contest
Capeside throws a pageant. Dawson's not sure who should win.
40m Jun 10, 2024
40m
Special: We Take Your Calls V
Sending off our Melrose Place coverage (...for now?) with an assist from listeners like you!
59m Jun 03, 2024
59m
MP S07.E35: Asses To Ashes
The end. Or is it? It is. For now!
46m May 27, 2024
46m
DC S01.E11: The Scare
Do you like scary movies? Dawson does!
38m May 20, 2024
38m
MP S07.E34: Dead Men Don't Shut Up
No man or woman is safe from Lexi's wiles.
34m May 13, 2024
34m
DC S01.E10: Double Date
When Jen tries dating Cliff again, Dawson gloms on, with humiliating results.
36m May 06, 2024
36m
MP S07.E33: Lexi Gets Stiffed
Blonds find their way back to each other. There's some other stuff too but WHATEVER.
34m Apr 29, 2024
34m
DC S01.E09: Road Trip
Billy tries to undermine newly single Dawson by taking him to a den of sin: Providence, RI.
39m Apr 22, 2024
39m
MP S07.E32: Floral Knowledge
On the cruise, Tony tries to sail into Eve's pants.
37m Apr 15, 2024
37m
DC S01.E08: Boyfriend
Jen's hot ex comes to town to inflame all Dawson's insecurities.
46m Apr 08, 2024
46m
MP S07.E31: Bitter Homes And Guardians
Directly or indirectly, one small runaway upends everyone's lives.
38m Apr 01, 2024
38m
DC S01.E07: Detention
In which Dawson says, of Saturday detention, "This is so Breakfast Club!," so we know they know.
48m Mar 25, 2024
48m
MP S07.E30: The Daughterboy
The show's most tortured love quadrangle manages to get even more nonsensical.
44m Mar 18, 2024
44m
DC S01.E06: Baby
Inconveniently timed labor forces Bessie and Grams to put a pin in their mutual animosity.
39m Mar 11, 2024
39m
MP S03.E04: McBride's Head Revisited
Lexi and Michael risk eternal damnation when their high jinks implicate The Lord.
53m Mar 04, 2024
53m
DC S01.E05: Hurricane
This episode really blows.
45m Feb 26, 2024
45m
MP S07.E28: Ryan's Choice
Kyle's just trying to work with his hands and listen to the ocean, but everyone keeps letting him down.
42m Feb 19, 2024
42m
DC S01.E04: Discovery
Dawson demands radical honesty, then quickly finds out it's not so great.
40m Feb 12, 2024
40m
MP S07.E27: Unpleasantville
Eve's scandalous past intersects with, what else, the profit motive in medicine.
41m Feb 05, 2024
41m
DC S01.E03: Kiss
Dawson and Joey separately introduce deception into their new romances.
43m Jan 29, 2024
43m
MP S07.E26: How Amanda Got Her Groove Back
The whisper campaign about Amanda and Peter's affair turns into screams.
34m Jan 22, 2024
34m
DC S01.E02: Dance
We know what you're thinking: "A dance episode? Already?" Somehow, yes.
47m Jan 15, 2024
47m
MP S07.E25: They Shoot Blanks, Don't They?
Rumors and innuendo swirl around Amanda while her husband BARELY hangs on in rehab.
30m Jan 08, 2024
30m
DC S01.E01: Pilot
On the eve of his high school career, Dawson Leery meets Jen Lindley...and that changes everything.
50m Jan 01, 2024
50m
Special: It's A Very Tori Time Of Year
Tori! Tori! Tori!
35m Dec 25, 2023
35m
Special: It's A Jack Wagner & Heather Locklear Sorta Christmas
Falling and Spinning for Christmas.
41m Dec 18, 2023
41m
MP S07.E24: Saving Ryan's Privates
Kyle hits bottom, then digs.
44m Dec 11, 2023
44m
MP S07.E23: The Younger Son Also Rises
McBride patriarch Mack comes to town to ruin everyone's lives.
42m Dec 04, 2023
42m
MP S07.E22: A Fist Full Of Secrets
After Kyle drunkenly told Peter HIS version of Eve's life story, Peter decides to do his own research.
41m Nov 27, 2023
41m
MP S07.E21: I Married A Jock Murderer
Eve decides it's her turn to save Amanda and Kyle, possibly too late.
44m Nov 20, 2023
44m
MP S07.E20: The Kyle High Club
Look out, New York: Kyle's on his way and he is WASTED.
41m Nov 13, 2023
41m
MP S07.E19: The Usual Santas
Everyone goes absolutely Christmas crackers in Melrose Place's last holiday episode!
39m Nov 06, 2023
39m
MP S07.E18: Suddenly Sperm
Kyle tries to find out if he's got what it takes to make a baby with Amanda.
37m Oct 30, 2023
37m
MP S07.E17: When Cheerleaders Attack
Eve and Amanda FINALLY tell someone their sordid secret.
32m Oct 23, 2023
32m
MP S07.E16: Lethal Wedding 4
Will our second wedding in as many episodes go more smoothly than the first?
43m Oct 16, 2023
43m
MP S07.E15: Fiddling On The Roof
Will Jane and Michael's second wedding lead to a marriage as doomed as the first?
46m Oct 09, 2023
46m
MP S07.E14: Suspicion
Eve tends to depart from normal human behavior periodically but it's probably fine...right?
40m Oct 02, 2023
40m
MP S07.E13: The Night The Lights Went Out At Melrose
Eve continues both getting closer to Peter and resisting Amanda's advice about him.
40m Sep 25, 2023
40m
MP S07.E12: The Rumor Whisperer
Eve's first date with Peter causes her to start revealing her...personality quirks.
41m Sep 18, 2023
41m
MP S07.E11: Not Quite All About Eve
A chanteuse aspiring to headline the club is, immediately, a handful.
41m Sep 11, 2023
41m
Special: Let’s Watch Grant Show In True Blue And Dina Meyer On Friends!
Another double dose of previously Patreon content! Happy Labor Day!
44m Sep 04, 2023
44m
MP S07.E10: Dr. Jealousy
The most annoying person in Peter's life lets him know she's got dirt on him.
38m Aug 28, 2023
38m
MP S07.E09: Where The Hookers Grow
A near-death experience loosens Peter's lips.
41m Aug 21, 2023
41m
MP S07.E08: The World According To Matt
Matt dies, leaving a diary that's the most scandalous read since Sidney Sheldon.
43m Aug 14, 2023
43m
MP S07.E07: Buona Sera, Mr. Campbell, Part 2
Michael Jr. arrives, into a whole mess of drama involving ALL his relatives.
38m Aug 07, 2023
38m
MP S07.E06: Buona Sera, Mr. Campbell, Part 1
Amanda gets kidnapped on Peter's orders. Peter gets in WAY over his head.
34m Jul 31, 2023
34m
MP S07.E05: As Bad As It Gets
Peter's plan to win Amanda back escapes his control pretty much immediately.
42m Jul 24, 2023
42m
MP S07.E04: Ball n' Jane
Michael returns to Chicago for a reunion...or two.
42m Jul 17, 2023
42m
MP S07.E03: A Match Made In Hell
Coop continues refusing to get sham-married to Lexi like a real stick-in-the-mud!
41m Jul 10, 2023
41m
MP S07.E02: A Long Way To Tip-A-Rory
Can Kyle stop Rory before he straight-up murders Amanda?!
38m Jul 03, 2023
38m