Homer Potts Happy Hour

We're back......sort of. It took us six weeks to manage to get back in the same room (mostly) and then technical hitches held us up by another week and a half as you'll soon discover! Anyhow, what have we been up to? What has Ilona been wasting her time watching? Is David Beckham washed up? How special is a guest? Tune in to find out...

In the final episode before an Easter break, we welcome back the Older Gentleman, mourn the tragic loss of a TV institution and go out with a veritable rifferama or classic songs. you definitely won't want to miss this! Stuart Simmonds Adrian Velasco Ilona Wake Andrew Stokes email: infohomerpotts@gmail.com

People have died this week - not the "older gentleman" we just don't know where he is. Where did the hour go? We talk about all sorts of nonsense from Stu's office, including a list of attractive people from Hollywood's golden age, plus we let Ilona loose on this week's quiz...Hmmm Stuart Simmonds Adrian Velasco Ilona Wake infohomerpotts@gmail.com

A return to HQ sees us covering Eastenders.......forty years ago, what's going on in the land of TV and film and who's been concentrating on the dental habits of the rich and famous! It's basically four well informed people (it says here) keeping you entertained for an hour or so... Stuart Simmonds Adrian Velasco Ilona Wake Andy Stokes infohomerpotts@gmail.com

Another trip into the unknown as our main man thinks it's preferable to spend the winter in Cape Town. What's on telly? What's at the cinema? Why is Kanye's missus in the nuddy? What make of fridge freezer is Ilona having delivered halfway during the show? The answer to all these questions and more is in the latest exciting episode...

It's a new year, Simmo has got himself up off the patio and whisked Mrs Simmonds off to somewhere or other in the Indian Ocean, we've all eaten too much cheese, and we thought we'd get together in one room until one of us is forced to spend a month in Cape Town to look back at a year when more than 50% of Americans thought despite everything, Donald Trump deserved another shot at being the US p...

It's our first Christmas together and what a bumper edition we have for you. Forget the Doctor Who Christmas special, if you want to know what Christmas songs we love and what we think are crappy, then look no further than your favourite podcast (it says here). We're besides ourselves with Christmas joy. so pour yourself a Baileys, plug in the ol' headphones and wallow in the sort of sentimenta...

Back in the dining room in West Sussex with Ilona's flapjack to keep us happy, we talk about all things showbiz, decide that on balance it's better in Cape Town and The Algarve in late November and get our Pogo Pattisons mixed up with our Alan Balls Stuart Simmonds Adrian Velasco Ilona Wake Andy Stokes infohomerpotts@gmail.com

After a quick turnaround for us, we have another effort at producing a podcast on Zoom and find out who we'd love to have round for dinner and what we'd feed them, the fact that the weather is better in Cape Town than it is here and realise that nobody has a clue who Tailgunner are Email: infohomerpotts@gmail.com Stuart Simmo Simmonds Adrian Spag Velasco Ilona Loni Wake Andy Stoko Stokes

From all corners of the world - well... two, we look at the recent US election, recall films from our youth, wonder if it's cool to be bald and somehow fill up an hour of our lives with banality!

The potty mouthed posh boy returns from laying the garden path to add his two penneth to the latest exciting load of old tosh from your favourite (it says here) podcast hosts. What have we been watching, following, hating, loving? Tune in to find out and don't forget to share! Stuart Simmonds Adrian Velasco Ilona Wake Andrew Stokes contact us: infohomerpotts@gmail.com

Here we go again, trying to regulate Ilona's bad language, whilst having a sensible discussion about the occupants of Starbase. The weather's not been great so settle down, have a laugh with us and see if you can separate your Jilted Johns from your John Otways...... Stuart Simmonds Ilona Wake Adrian Velasco Contact the show:  infohomerpots@gmail.com

After a summer of gathering material, honing our recording technique, squeezing into a 14 year old wetsuit, enjoying the summer holidays and being disappointed by our favourite celebrities and politicians, we return to kick of series two of this ground breaking (it says here) podcast. with a look at what's happened since we've been away Stuart Simmonds Ilona Wake Adrian Velasco

In a bumper final episode of the first season, we welcome back the older gentleman to take a leading roll in a Reform UK inspired quiz (ooer!) We have a sift through some of your emails before an unmissable musical interlude which we suspect doesn't break copyright laws. It's all here so settle back and enjoy. Stuart Simmonds Adrian Velasco Ilona Wake Andrew Stokes infohomerpotts@gmail.com

In another week where the older gentleman skipped town and Ilona forgot the flapjacks, we test her concentration by talking about sport for 20 seconds, find ten things that the Mail online think we'll find interesting and wonder if Stuart bothered turning up to Geography lessons at school. Eyes down for another load of irreverent shite from your 6th favourite podcast, Stuart Simmonds Ilona Wake...

Fuelled by home-made rocky road, we take a look a what on earth is happening in the world (disclaimer: some of the information came from Jeremy Vine and the Mail Online), we test our musical knowledge and have a bit of a nostalgic trip back to 1976. Stuart Simmonds Adrian Velasco Ilona Wake Andrew Stokes Arthur Send your emails to: infohomerpotts@gmail.com

After an enforced break due to the only member of team who knows how to use editing software buggering off to Canada for three weeks, we return triumphantly with a guest presenter (she was very inexpensive and even brought along mini rolls) More irreverent nonsense to help you get to sleep at night.

In this episode the older gentleman returns to lower the tone in his sherry soaked voice, Netflix's latest offering goes over the top of Adrian's head and we find out that The Boss may have actually been born in Stepney General Hospital.

After a month long hiatus, we make a triumphant return, albeit the 'Older Gentleman' is sheltering from the rain in a pavilion somewhere, contemplating Lesley's jam pot. fifty five minutes of low octane drivel from Stuart's dining table

More irreverent nonsense to waste 57 minutes of your day. One of us likes to spend our time listening to heavy metal, whilst another enjoys making jam.....All of us like to reminisce about our childhood staring at a rented black and white TV. All of life's important things are here Stuart Simmonds Adrian Velasco Ilona Wake Mrs Beaton

In episode five we reminisce like the old farts we are, about childhood TV, wonder what on Earth we were doing queueing up at out local fleapit in a false beard (three of us anyway) and bugger up the quiz format by letting Stokoe and his mates loose on it! Stuart Simmonds Adrian Velasco Stokoe The Fragrant Mrs Wake

Episode four sees the triumphant return of the "older gentleman" from moonlighting up north, in St Albans, and we blunder our way through the recording process blind, as 4 people with very little technical ability and a combined age of more than 220 self-produce for the first time. We also find out that Norris McWhirter's tape measure didn't work properly! Stuart Simmonds Adrian Velasco Ilona ...

In episode three of Homer Potts Happy Hour, we wonder what the Hell has happened to Stoko, we discuss the eye watering price of Pick n Mix at the O2 Arena in 2024 and take a nostalgic trip down memory lane to 1987

In episode two, we settle in to how we draw the line between acceptable filth and the sort of things no one wants to hear from four people with a combined age of 236. We have another stonking quiz and Andrew leads us up the garden path

At last; the long-awaited first episode of our regular magazine programme.  In this week's show we discuss, or stumble our way through, in shallow detail,  what happened in 2023, our hopes for 2024 and how four complete amateurs can possibly hope to knock out an entertaining listen to more than 17 listeners each week. To coin the famous phrase, Things can only get better...... Stuart Simmonds ...