I talk about torches for 30 mins.

OK, why I started and continued to talk about torches is beyond me! Anyway, the accompanying image displays the torches I talk about (Tesco club card for size comparison). L-R: My original Cree torch, new Cree torch, new (bigger) Cree torch with loads of accompanying cables and finally the little LED torch - this is the yellow cheapy version, not the blue one by Ring. Listen to the Audioboo and all will become clear.