Apples on Steroids

I recently ordered the weirdest apples from my local grocery delivery service. They are abso-bloomin'-lutely ginormous! I can't believe the weight of them didn't collapse the tree! Anyway, just had to share some fruity little tidbits about them with you folks. Pardon my inane wafflings at the end of this Boo. I am too easily amused. #apples #food #fun #groceries #shopping #thoughts