Ep. 023 - Read The Description! NSFW

May 19, 2016, 11:41 AM

WARNING: The following podcast is for mature audiences. There are cuss words, dirty words, sexual situations, very, very strange depictions of fictional characters and misogyny.

This week the RLP gang riffs about a lot of stuff: Tim kicks it off with an impression of a Finger Lakes Area girl doing "dirty talk" (yes, it's very dirty).

Tim reveals he used to be a mumbler and we talk about our parents' voices & cool dads. Tim takes his dad to the airport to cash in big winning scratch-offs. Everybody loves Chick-Fil-A!

TRIGGER WARNING: Tim does "The Extremely Offensive Chick-Fil-A Manager" character. Also, A pirate at the Last Supper. Sorry.

Tim workshops his Donald Trump impression and Jeff tells us about seeing Comedy Bang Bang last week.

A short visit to Lake Woebegon, and the joy of soft-spoken CBS Sunday Morning hosts, and some PBS impressions. Car Talk! Larry King's radio show.

TRIGGER WARNING: The penis transplant story and Tim's theories of commercialization. Also, Steph was violated once by a flasher. Sick! Women don't flash because they can charge for it.

Tim's Greenwich Village black out story. Local comedy shows in Atlanta: The Star Bar has the best open mic. T.J. Miller is in town, doing late shows, etc.

SPOILER ALERT: Game Of Thrones.

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The soothing sounds of 1970s and 80s adult contemporary hits. Tim loves being on The Von Haessler Doctrine. Tim listens to prank phone calls in his car. Jeff blocked from Wikipedia for trolling the "Lethal Weapon" TV show page. Cliff Richard and The Young Ones. Racist YouTube commenters troll the 24 reboot trailer, which by the way looks pretty awesome.

We totally fuck up Steph's debut of doing "The News", which also needs a name. Then we delve into old kid's cable shows. Jeff REALLY doesn't want to talk about Fall shows but he DOES want to talk about last week's network TV bloodbath. So many shows! So many cancellations!

Staff Picks! Jeff: Preacher, Tim: Rob Dyke's YouTube channel, Steph: Love & Mercy, Ira: Jacked: The Untold Story of Grand Theft Auto.

http://www.denofgeek.com/us/tv/preacher/244754/preacher-tv-series-gets-a-new-trailer-and-more-info https://www.youtube.com/c/robdyke http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/loveandmercy/ http://www.amazon.com/Jacked-Outlaw-Story-Grand-Theft/dp/0470936371 .

TRIGGER WARNING: The little man in the Red Box box and Meta Misogynists. Not liking Ghostbusters is bad and it triggers comedians. Roots remake will be better than the original.Jeff trolls video stores, more nonsense, more!

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