‘It’s Tragic, Isn’t It?’ Lonely Snail Is Rejected by Suitors

Meet Jeremy, a brown garden snail in the U.K. who is struggling to find love.

Jeremy, who repels most mates because of a rare genetic condition that left him with an unusually shaped shell, was dealt his latest blow last month when he woke up from hibernation only to find two of his possible suitors mating with each other. Their babies now crawl all over him.

“It’s tragic, isn’t it? They mated with each other.