Mayday!

We welcome our glorious guest with a sacrifice and an Apocal-song in which we denounce our previous guests. Snuggling and Smuggling. Track Suits. Which Country Has the Stupidest Uniforms? Fun opium related twitter mishaps. How dare Violet use her pregnancy to dodge the Apocal-Cast?, Lady Gaga comes by, Giant bricks of hash. Horrifying memories of childhood shopping. Horrible memories of public defecting. The entire Apocal-Cast is nude. Jesus was good at marketing. Honey I Shrank My Dick! Private Thomas Hanks writes a letter to his mother lamenting being a boy inside a man inside a woman