Dog Owners: Stop Worrying About Autism and Vaccinate Your Pet

Virtually every dog I've ever met has suffered from autism. Don't believe me? Consider that, a) Virtually every dog I've ever met has been vaccinated against canine diseases, and b) Not a single one of them ever spoke so much as a word afterwards. Connect the dots, folks, connect the dots.

You might argue that the odds were fairly good that the dogs weren't saying much before their shots either, and that autism doesn't even exist in dogs.