Hard hands, Pards goes deep and Old Trafford worms

It was a stunning week for the English sides in the Champions League, with goals and guts galore. Caroline Barker, David Preece, Julien Laurens and Jame Horncastle review all of those games - and an entirely expected stumble by PSG in Madrid - and lookahead to the return of the FA Cup. All of that, and….

RUNNING ORDER:

• PART 1a: Spurs fight back at Juventus; a year too many for Buffon?; Dembélé runs the show - again (02m 00s)

• PART 1b: Liverpool put 5 past Porto; Van Dijk’s calmness spreads (10m 00s)

• PART 2a: City brush Basel aside; why are the English sides doing so well? (16m 00s)

• PART 2b: PSG falter again as Real take control; Areola’s hard hands; a fair and balanced view on Unai Emery (19m 30s)

• PART 3: FA Cup 5th round previews: Sheff W v Swansea; Brighton v Coventry; the Hard Hands scale; au revoir Julien (28m 50s)

• PART 4a: More FA Cup: Leicester v Sheff U; Huddersfield v Man U; (38m 20s)

• PART 4b: Golazzo teaser (43m 30s)

• PART 4c: David Preece’s FA Cup nightmare (45m 40s)

• PART 5a: Rochdale host Spurs (47m 30s)

• PART 5b: Wigan on the rise, West Brom’s race for the bottom (50m 00s)

• PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (55m 00s)

• PART 7: Adios (57m 10s)

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