3-Headed Shark Attack and Meghan Markle's philtrum

Matt Withers and Chris Beckett cast their eyes over some absolute jim-dandies of showbusiness reportage, including a thorough examination of Dakota Johnson’s dog-walking technique, a huge hosting shake-up at Good Morning Britain, big news for the star of 3-Headed Shark Attack and what the size of Meghan Markle’s philtrum says about her analytical side.