Season 1 Episode 9 – Groinsaw

Mar 10, 2018, 12:51 PM

Fanfics read: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (by Secondpillow) Like Like Likes Little Link (by Ignatious)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Chowder, Steve, Valerie Referee: Valerie

Oh boy, oh boy… we can’t aptly describe tonight’s first tale, “Like Like Likes Little Link” by Ignatious, but we’ll try… It’s a bloody, disgusting, two-chapter horror-fest involving young Link from Ocarina of Time and various monsters. It’s probably the most violent thing we’ve ever read, and it tries to make it SEXY. Absolutely terrifying stuff – not for the faint of heart. This one nearly broke Stevo. Seriously, he’s never yelled so much in a ‘fic before.

We decided to follow up that heavy read with a lighthearted, existential Harry Potter romp known as… lots of frigging H’s. (Seriously, the story’s called “HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” by Secondpillow) This was voted one of the BEST fanfics we’ve ever read. You could say it’s an extremely polarizing episode. At the very least, we know this: only accept American Cockstitution. Accept no substitutes.

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