Tales to Astonish
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Tales to Astonish #5 [Vol 2] (1980)
In this Sub-Mariner reprint, we get introduced to Todd Arliss aka Tiger Shark who was on the verge of making millions of dollars for swimming until he decided to become a jagged tooth shark man. Is that even possible? Making millions for swimming? Like, ACTUALLY swimming and not just appearing on cereal boxes? Name someone other than Marc Spitz or Michael Phelps (who are Olympians with endorsements) that’s as big of a “professional swimmer” as John Cena is to “professional wrestling.”
Anyway, pre-death, pre-starfish body Doctor Dorcas wreaks all the havoc while Sub-Mariner wears a chastity vest or something and Lady Dorma gets into a car accident in the ocean.
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