Bearer of weird news - 8 - The handshake is dead, long live [defend your choice viciously]

Apr 26, 2020, 03:40 PM

While millionaires look towards escaping the dying planet in space, we here on earth fight the class war of our lives, and the most difficult decision of them all. What will replace the handshake?

MUSIC:
Monkeys Spinning Monkeys Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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https://www.jamendo.com/track/1319840/breaking-news-2-outro


NEWS:
https://futurism.com/astronauts-build-moon-base-human-urine
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/mar/27/robodebt-government-admits-it-will-be-forced-to-refund-550m-under-botched-scheme?fbclid=IwAR2QfccTysFFnmd3_MwGdbtxIBJ2hjpoD4N7M9y3Yv8kaAlCpuYq1VJNVWc
https://www.lawyersweekly.com.au/wig-chamber/26570-gordon-legal-spills-on-centrelink-class-action
https://www.news.com.au/world/asia/coronavirus-campaign-tells-women-to-stop-nagging-husbands-amid-lockdown/news-story/f372982eb64ffc99b76fb19d73347d38
https://www.businessinsider.my/malaysian-actress-demonstrates-what-itd-be-like-if-wives-followed-ministrys-advice-to-talk-like-doraemon-while-staying-home
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-52109792
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-04-16/employers-rorting-jobkeeper-payment-will-feel-full-force-of-law/12154034
https://www.msn.com/en-nz/news/world/fauci-i-dont-think-we-should-shake-hands-ever-again/ar-BB12oxND?li=BBqdg4K&ocid=mailsignout
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/03/13
https://www.thedailybeast.com/coronavirus-has-panicky-men-stashing-sperm-like-crazy?ref=home



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