E3M3: Woo Woo Cats and Casts

Season 1, Episode 9,   Jun 24, 2020, 04:58 PM

Sometimes we succeed! Even if it's two days late. Let's bring this book to a close. We discuss the last 100 pages of Star Wars Legends: Splinter of the Mind's Eye by Alan Dean Foster.

Warning: NSFW!  Due to the truncated schedule and Rance's uncontrollable potty mouth, this episode contains uncensored mature language.  More than usual, anyway.

Let's bring this horse doo doo to a close!  Our heroes recap this somewhat serviceable, but still pretty insufferable hypothetical sequel to A New Hope.  Rance recounts his tale of dental trauma and shows off the difference between his new and old choppers, while Bob just sort of lets him ramble, and hopes his fiancé isn't listening to hear him lament his growing quarantine hair and beard.

The brothers discuss the shortcomings of this book, make a couple excuses, and comparisons to the existing canon, but honestly can't fit enough of their (General) grievances with the last 100 pages into a time efficient podcast.  So they go over by about 45 minutes.

Finally, this trilogy of episodes ends with the guys creating their own third Star Wars movie, replacing Return of the Jedi in this dumb timeline with something that should please all the fans of the series everywhere.  Then they pat themselves on the back a bit too extensively for being so awesome.

Oh.  They also get visited by their cats.  Check out the YouTube version of this episode to see kitty madness.

*NOTE: Due to some medical issues, mostly because of Rance's dumb face, we had to push back our release rotation schedule.  Guess we'll try it again next week.  The hope is to get back to releasing on Mondays, so please stick with us.  We'll get there!  We hope you still enjoy it, and thanks for joining us!*

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Find the "book" here: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/54920/splinter-of-the-minds-eye-star-wars-legends-by-alan-dean-foster/

This episode's music: Space Wars - Poor Man's Star Wars Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78pmh...

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